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Tony, who was pulled by the little girl and interlocked his fingers, suppressed his desire to bombard the past with his palm.

Tony took a few deep breaths, and told himself in his heart that this stupid X is neither Loki nor the Hulk, he can't stand his palm cannon, it will frighten the onlookers and pollute the environment, it's not good... …

But do you think I can't deal with you except by force?Silly X, besides being Iron Man, I'm still Tony Stark!

"Yin, you said you work in Stark Industries? I'm sorry, I've never seen little people who are useless to the company. By the way, for me, those who beg at the door are considered big people. For small people, maybe only those people It’s not very human. Originally, the difference in rank between the two of us meant nothing. But I have to tell you a few points. With your ability to understand, I don’t expect you to understand. Just remember and implement it.

First, Ms. Zoe sitting across from you is my girlfriend, fiancée, future wife, Mrs. Stark... In short, Tony Stark's woman is something you are not qualified to drink coffee with.

Second, Little Sweetheart is the Avenger, publicly slandering an Avenger, I think I have enough reasons to think that you are a PR sent by Hydra or some terrorist organization, spreading false rumors, all in all, I have countless reasons Let you go to the prison in the Avengers Building..."

The little girl burst into laughter watching Erbaiwu who was crushed by Tony's mouth cannon, and when Yin Hang turned her gaze to herself in horror, she calmly took a bite of the coffee cup, and the bite was crispy.

"Don't be afraid, I think going to prison is a bit flattering to you," Tony took out the half-gnawed coffee cup by Zoe while beating the scumbag, and replaced it with the reactor in his pocket, "Don't eat these Those who are not nutritious, use reactor pads to pad their stomachs when they are hungry. There seems to be a set of armor in the trunk of the car, and they will eat in the car later.

Third, I heard that you are here to go on a blind date with my little sweetheart?She has a base of hundreds of millions of dollars for a meal, how many hundred million is your monthly salary?I'm sorry, maybe Little Chili gave you a raise and didn't notify me?I didn't know there were people in Stark Industries who were paid hundreds of millions, oh, except me.

Sweetheart also likes to travel around. I won’t embarrass you by special plane and cruise ship. How many real estate properties are there at home and abroad?Is the car in the garage enough to change a car every day for 365 days without repeating it?If you can't meet these most basic requirements, how dare you come on a blind date with my girlfriend?Who gave you the courage?Hydra?

Fourth, just now I seem to vaguely hear that you want to participate in my research?Excuse me, you graduated from college in your teens?Harvard, Yale or Caltech, MIT?How many doctorates are there?

Oh, forgot to tell you, most of Stark Industries' research doesn't have a team, just me.

Fifth, and finally, you are fired.In addition, Jarvis also gave you a little gift. I think someone will inform you in a while that you have been deported, poor Huaxia. "

While talking, Tony pulled the little girl to stand up, adjusted his suit and tie, then turned and walked out the door. "Ah, and," Tony slapped his forehead, walked back, and gave a friendly smile to the coward who was trembling, unable to speak, and shrank back subconsciously, "Huaxia and Stark There are quite a few companies that cooperate across borders in the industry, and I have always been kind, and I will never forget to warn them to be careful of you, a repatriated candidate who is suspected of being a terrorist.

At the same time, I apologize for my little sweetheart. I didn't have the opportunity to explain clearly to you in advance. She has her own heart. To express my apology, I offer you a toast. "

Tony picked up the untouched coffee in front of Yin Hang, put the cup on Yin Hang's head together, and helped to straighten the cup, "Sorry, my sweetheart doesn't like me drinking too much coffee , hurt your body, you can drink it all."

This time Tony really took the little girl and left without looking back.As soon as she walked out of the coffee shop, the little girl couldn't hold back her joy when she thought of Yin Hang's mess covered in coffee, and Tony's frightened stupid look.

"Are you still happy?" Tony seemed rude, but gently pushed Zoe into the co-pilot of the sports car, "Blind date? Huh?"

Zoe glanced at Tony, who was deliberately stern in the driver's seat, "Fiancee? A meal worth hundreds of millions? Then I'm afraid you can't afford me. Maybe I should marry Wakanda. T'Challa is also quite handsome. Yes..."

"How dare you!" Tony slammed on the accelerator and let go, leaving the driving job to Jarvis, "So what if you have money, Stark's 'cooking skills' are unique, T'Challa can give you Can you make reactor double-layer hamburgers? Can I make Mark's family barrels for you? And secret Browning?" The arrogant CEO became angry when he saw the little girl smiling, and wrapped his arms around that annoying little head. Melon is a deep kiss that makes people breathless, until the little girl almost loses her breath before letting go, "Tell you, you don't even want to have a second boyfriend in this life! In the future, your surname will only be Sta gram!"

The little girl finally stopped teasing this arrogant big cat, and raised her hand to smooth Tony's fur, then leaned obediently on Tony's shoulder, played with Tony's big hand with her two little paws, and explained submissively: " Well, don’t be angry, it’s my fault, who told you to turn yourself into a giant panda! How many times have I said, I don’t object to you like to experiment, but don’t trap yourself in that place with only cold machinery because of responsibility ..."

"It's so cold, I can give them life, look at the little clumsy hand, don't you like him very much..." Tony retorted stiffly.

In fact, Zoe doesn't mind at all that Tony acts like no one else and is obsessed with inventions and creations. Instead, the little girl often sneaks into the laboratory to watch. Although she can't understand anything as a waste of science, it doesn't hinder her appreciation. A serious, damn sexy dude... ahem, and, looking at those "bad metal", big and small parts, being given shape, life, and wisdom by Tony... it's really a thing Interesting, amazing, and exciting, as if witnessing history.

However, Zoe doesn't like to be "drawn into a prison" by responsibility and pressure. Tony, who is trapped in the laboratory, no longer has a powerful and unconstrained style, no longer does whatever he wants, and blindly looks for those powerful and defensive comrades who can protect him. , A "weapon" to protect innocent people.The little girl's heart aches for Tony who doesn't distinguish between day and night.

"Okay, I was wrong, I'm sorry. Then you promise me, I won't get angry on purpose in the future, and you don't go without rest for more than 24 hours, okay? This is already my limit!"

Tony looked down at the obedient little head on his shoulder, and grinned secretly, "Okay, okay, I forgive you, and I reluctantly agree to your exchange terms...but don't think that I will let that idiot go X. Iron Man is not Captain America, nor is he righteous or broad-minded at all. Don’t forget, before Iron Man, I had the nickname Death Merchant, and I’m not Stark if I don’t kill him!”

"Well, just be careful and don't kill and cripple. After all, he is also the cousin of my classmate." The little girl will not plead for the straight man with advanced cancer, "I will tell my sister about the two of us when I go back. , save her to find me some top quality products."

"Hmm, do you need me to contact your senior sister in person? I heard that this is more sincere in Huaxia?"

"Don't!" The little girl looked at Tony's big eyes staring towards him and hugged Tony's arm guiltily, "I don't despise you, it's because your bad reputation in the relationship between men and women used to be so bad, it's all your fault .”

"But I've changed everything! Don't you still doubt me?"

The little girl kissed Tony's aggrieved big eyes, "Of course not. It's just that my senior sister didn't like you in the first place, um... I will make it clear to her and let her accept you."

"Okay, okay, there are still people in the world who don't like Iron Man, my God..." The laughter in the car has never been heard along the way.

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"...Come back to Huaxia, immediately! Immediately!"

"Sister, listen to me, Tony has changed now, he is with me every day, and has never provoked other women..."

"Together every day? You both live together?!"

There's nothing wrong with saying that, "But we haven't... haven't..." We haven't rolled the sheets yet!

"Come back to Huaxia," Qin Ting sighed here, and slowed down her tone a little. "Aren't you guys going on vacation soon? Just take two days off. If you come back for a few days, don't you miss me? Let's have a good talk when we come back Talk." Qin Ting firmly believes that the innocent, soft-bodied little girl who has never been in love has been fooled by that playboy. When she meets the little girl and has a good talk, she must see clearly. Stark's true face, back to shore.

"..." The little girl with a "delicate body and a soft body" who chewed the armor that she didn't know belonged to Mark Ji, felt inexplicably guilty when she heard the holiday, as if she hadn't gone to school for a long time... No , Have you ever gone to school? "Uh...Actually, there is one more thing I didn't tell you, senior sister, I joined..."

"Let's talk about it when we come back. I'll book a ticket for you."

"..." Sister, when will you get rid of your problem of hanging up other people's phone calls without listening to them T^T! ! !The little girl couldn't imagine what kind of "storm" she would face when she returned to China to meet her senior!Qin Ting knew that she was with Tony, and she never knew about international news, she would definitely ask Du Niang, Iron Man announced his relationship, and his girlfriend was Zoe from the Avengers... Feeling like a pill T^T.

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The little girl is now unrequitedly packing her luggage in her room.When Tony learned that she was going back to China, and told her that he would go with him without any room for discussion, Zooey was completely desperate.Although he is an orphan, Tony will not face the test of his elders, but Senior Sister Qin Ting has always treated herself as her own sister, more precisely, she took care of her like her own daughter.But the senior sister is definitely not the mother-in-law who looks more and more pleasing to the "son-in-law", but the old man who wants to break the legs of the "son-in-law"!What's more, this future son-in-law is an internationally renowned playboy and a high-risk professional practitioner!

"Jarvis, what do you think is the chance that Tony will come back intact?"

"According to Sir's daily estimation of the probability of death, I think it's better that you don't know this data :)."

"..." T^T

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Hey, I was wrong, I shouldn’t have stopped there, so hurry up and post a chapter!

The reunion is over, it’s been 10 years, and finally the song is finally separated...Looking at those set photos, looking at Nini’s white beard and yellow hair, I don’t know if it’s because of makeup or Nini is really old , he is still so high-spirited in the back-to-school season, maybe everyone is reluctant to let go, the laughing peach, Uncle Mark who is carrying the "burden"...

BTW, why is Thanos the final cake? Is it because there are too many superheroes?dumbfounding jpg

Hurry up on the new play Melrose by Juan Fu. He plays a narcissistic, schizophrenic, suicidal... psychopath.Watching the trailer, the ordering part is so cute, "...Andbringmesomesaimontartareforabisonsteaktartarare...(...and salmon tartar (da) tartar (da) with tartare steak, da (beat) da (take) da (take) da ( large)~)”

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