Sao Leng Da Shen's online dating fell off the horse daily

— Shouldn’t they pity their opponents?I believe the other party must be smashing the keyboard with anger and laughter haha ​​Xi Xi saw Shao Du speak.

——Xiao Xiyue's husband: Well, I also think I played well today;

Xi Xi wanted to knock his forehead on the table repeatedly until he fainted.

——Hahaha Boss Six, do you really have no self-knowledge?Hahaha;

——Self-deprecating or really ignorant of common sense?I feel sorry for Xiao Xiyue, she is almost exhausted——

—— Boss Six is ​​really a god, I really like watching you fight in the martial arts arena, even more than the cross talk of Deyun Club!Ha ha;

"System" thanks @小曦月's husband boss, rewarding 10 jade seals;

"Thank you..." Xi Xi felt that this reward was worth it this time, and he was almost tortured to death just now.

A few more rounds of 5V5 were played, and they were all winning streaks. A barrage began to ask Xi Xi about 2V2.

——Has Xiao Xiyue signed up for the Auxiliary Cup?

"I haven't signed up yet. I want to wait until I get married before signing up. After all, I have a love gift package to get... Those who don't grab the wool of Boss Nine Demons are not good knights—"

——Could it be that this is why you married Feng Dong?That's too realistic...

Xi Xi didn't know what to say, the matter between him and Yin Baicheng was very complicated.He hasn't officially confessed his love to Yin Baicheng yet, so there are some things that he can't say yet.

At this time, a notification sound suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room.

"System" player @柳栗伊今 invites you to PK;

Willow Yiyi?Isn't she the number one nanny in the whole server?How could she find herself to PK?

The PK of the live broadcast platform is mainly to compare who has received more gifts within 5 minutes, and the loser has to perform a show or accept a punishment game.

--I go?Isn't this wicker Yiyi?Full service first milk!Actually took the initiative to find Xiao Xiyue to PK?

——Although it’s not a PK in the Martial Arts Arena, it’s just that the talent PK is also very good-looking. One is the No. [-] magic nurse and the other is the dark horse nurse, which is very interesting! PK! PK!

——Forget it, although she is strong in combat, she is obviously uneasy and kind when she comes to PK now. Who doesn't know that the number of people in her live broadcast room is much smaller than that of Xiao Xiyue, and she is probably here to catch the heat!

Out of politeness, Xi Xi agreed to PK.

The screen is divided into two screens. On the left is his own screen, which is the screen of the game interface. On the right, is a very delicate and beautiful girl with makeup, wearing a revealing suspender and a hairpin with rabbit ears.

--Yo!This beauty is not bad, go pay attention;

——It turns out that Liu Tiao Yiyi is so beautiful, it’s really good, I love it——

——He also said that it's not about the popularity, the number of fans can be seen skyrocketing with the naked eye, it's all about the popularity of my little Xiyue!

"Hello." Xi Xi greeted the girl opposite.

"Hello...Xiao Xiyue, I watched your live broadcast last time, it was very good!" Liu Tiao Yiyi said.

"Thank you..." Xi Xi smiled, "I haven't played PK live yet, what should PK do? Is it a martial arts field?"

Liu Tiao Yiyi chuckled lightly over there, the picture was very beautiful, and the eyes of the straight men were straight.

"Don't be so violent, live PK let's take it easy, talent show?"

Liu Tiao Yiyi said, "I have options given to me by others, why don't we choose the ones inside and try?"

Xi Xi looked at the board that Liu Tiao Yiyi took out, and there were many things written on it:

1. Learn to dance the waist dance;

2. Ugly makeup;

3. Sing majesticly;

4. Learn to speak coquettish words;

"Can I choose neither?" Xi Xi was very distressed. Although he used a goddess voice, he was a real man.Any one of these is very inconsistent.

"Hey, of course, the more embarrassing you are, the more people love to watch it... It's actually very simple——"

While talking, Liu Tiaoyiyi stood up and twisted a few times, as if she had chosen the first option to teach Xiao Xiyue.

However, Xi Xi immediately saw the other party's purpose.Sure enough, after she finished twisting, many people followed her in the past, and rewards came one after another.

Are you really here to gain popularity?Xi Xi was a little funny.

However, Xi Xi is not a girl. Faced with girls' small thoughts, Xi Xi is very generous. He even gave Liu Tiao Yiyi a reward of 50 yuan for Ruyi.

"Ah, thank you sister—" Liu Tiao Yiyi acted like a baby to Xi Xi.

elder sister?Xi Xi wondered if this was the pinnacle move of the legendary green tea duel: You are my sister, and I am younger than you?

The few people who tipped wildly in Xi Xi's live broadcast room last time went to Liu Tiao Yiyi to tip.Xi Xi was not in a hurry, but she was anxious to destroy Xiao Xiyue's fans.

—Is it too much?Is this here to grab the big brother?Can you make it less obvious?

——The man is too realistic, but he just twisted his waist and ran to her to throw money. Bullying us, Xiao Xiyue, won't open the video?

——Smelly, the live broadcast of the game is not about making those messes, in fact, Liu Tiaoyiyi may not be able to beat Xiao Xiyue even if she removes the purple weapon all over her body, Xiao Xiyue's operation is really good;

Seeing that the barrage was going in a bad direction, Xi Xi sent a wechat message to the housing manager to ask them to deal with it, and she also came out to make things right.

"Yiyi's demonstration is very nice, but I can't do it without watching the video." Xi Xi said.

"It can be third or fourth. Acting like a baby, do you need me to teach you?" Liu Tiao Yiyi asked.

Xi Xi knew that the other party wanted to show off again, but she also gave the other party a chance, "Okay, please trouble Yiyi."

"Brother...you are so annoying, people ignore you—"

Liu Tiao Yiyi's voice is very tender, with a unique nasal voice, which makes Xi Xi's ears a little warm, let alone other straight men.

The 5 people in Xi Xi's live broadcast room instantly became 4 people, and many people ran to Liu Tiao Yiyi's live broadcast room.

At this time, a special effect screen suddenly appeared on Xi Xi's interface.

"System" thanks to the boss of @缘云飞渡, and rewarded 20 jade seals;

Then Xi Xi saw the barrage of Luanyun Feidu, because the tippers on the list had a special color for their speech prompts, which was easy to recognize.

——Flying through the chaotic clouds: not allowed to learn;

latest comment:

I think it's quite appropriate to throw Adam to Youyou Baicheng to make a fuss and tell them not to be peaceful.Luan Shen is so good at acting, I am a little looking forward to falling off the horse at six o'clock...

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25. Terrible

Does he mean that you are not allowed to imitate Liu Tiao Yiyi and act like a baby?Xi Xi was a little surprised, why did he still care about himself, still in this tone? ?

——My God, what kind of domineering tone is this?Hahaha Luan Shen, you just like Xiao Xiyue, right?Ha ha;

——I'm so cute!Luan Shen spit [-] because he was afraid that Xiao Xiyue would act like a baby in public?I believe in love again! !

——Don’t over-interpret Qiuqiu, the two are friends!Don't forget that Xiao Xiyue is going to marry Feng Dong! !

——I didn’t forget the ones above, let alone Luanshen only Ling Chi Fengdong a few days ago, how could he forget?That is the hatred of taking his wife!

When Liu Tiao Yiyi saw the chaotic clouds flying across, her eyes lit up instantly!

She came to Xiao Xiyue's live broadcast room just to gain popularity and win fans, let alone this kind of No. [-] god who has topics and money?

"Brother Chaos God, is that you?? I adore you so much! I've always wanted to fight 2V2 with you—" Liu Tiao Yiyi said coquettishly, with imperceptible provocation in her eyes.

As a result, after waiting for a long time, Chaoyun Feidu ignored her, and Liu Tiaoyiyi couldn't hold back her face.

"Sister Yueyue, isn't it time for you to put on a show?" Liu Tiao Yiyi could only change the subject.

"I don't play the video." Xi Xi declined, "I can't act like a baby, sorry."

"Then majestic?" Liu Tiao Yiyi said.

This kind of little yellow song, if you can't sing it well, it will be a disaster. If you can't attract/follow it, it must be embarrassing.And the song is in Japanese, so she can't sing at all, right?Liu Tiao thought proudly.

"I don't speak Japanese." Xi Xi said helplessly.

"Now I have the upper hand? How about, sister, let Luan Shen come to my live broadcast room to take a look? I'll let you go—" Liu Tiao Yiyi said coquettishly.

Xi Xi suddenly had an unknown fire in her heart, why did she let Luan Yunfeidu go to her live broadcast room?

Imagine that after Luanyun Feidu often went to Liutiao Yiyi's live broadcast room to watch her scratch her head and pose, Xi Xi became angry for no reason.

He wasn't unhappy when he was robbed of fans just now, but this time Xi Xi was really angry.But when he was angry, he didn't even think about why he was angry.

"I see, don't you just want to listen to that kind of song? Come on, my sister will turn on the voice changer to satisfy you!"

Xi Xi grabbed the guitar, adjusted the accompaniment in the accompanist, turned off the voice changer, and restored the original sound.

Shao Du in the other room was quite surprised. He didn't expect Xi Xi to sing again today, but he was looking forward to it.

"Give Yiyi the song "Lollipopluxury", you can imagine me as a handsome little brother."

- Fuck it, can't you? ?Little yellow song? ?

——Will it really be in the original song? ?Looking forward to it! !

——Could you stop singing those sexy songs with your clean male voice? ?Bite the handkerchief and look forward to it! !

"STAR—"

The second Xi Xi's voice appeared, Shao Du's pupils shrank.

The barrage seemed to be frozen. Three seconds later, the barrage was swiped to the point where the text couldn't be read clearly.

——I cccccccc? ?

——hello? ?

——I fucking...

Xi Xi sang angrily for ten seconds, countless people were hard in front of the computer...

"I'm the top, There's noluck Never turned around to stop;

Makemymove..."

"Seemefu·k Seemesuckalollipop;

(Mmm) Wannaget messy—”

Xi Xi's lips opened and closed in front of the professional radio equipment, his breathy voice and ambiguous and provocative ending sound beat