Su Nuo is my dead husband

The 1 minute countdown officially begins

59 seconds——Yuki Miura grabs the photo on the table in his hands, and Su Nuo on both sides jumps at the two cubs

58 seconds - Miura Yuki grabs the photo and turns around and runs to the corner, Liangmiansu Nuo has already fallen on the two cubs, Gojo Satoru arrives at the scene to eat melons

57 seconds——Everyone who was eating reacted and wandered between eating melons and fighting

56-50 seconds

Gojo Satoru clapped his hands happily: "Don't fight! Stop hitting!!"

Miura Yuki tightly grasped the blind date photo and nestled in the corner, the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably, "Stop it!!"

After hesitating for a few seconds, everyone decided to continue eating melons

The countdown continues—

After all, He Maolian and He Maoliang have lived for so many years, and their actual combat experience is extremely rich. Although they have not reached the ceiling of Gojo Wu, for Su Nuo who only has three fingers, they can only be described as "killing his father".

Not really, really not.

In fact, at the moment Su Nuo pounced on him, both He Maolian and He Maoliang made defensive moves, and even really prepared to hit someone.

But as an upright person, they can't take advantage of the other party's failure to show their full strength, so the two cubs have been in a state of avoidance in this family dispute.

Fortunately, Su Nuo didn't give full play to his skills as a little cook, and if he didn't let everyone present, he would probably be in a movie.

Although the two cubs have always been on the defensive, after all, they have a lot of grudges against Su Nuo, so they will always counterattack or something inadvertently. The three of them shuttle back and forth in the room non-stop. In order to be able to eat melons, he had to keep avoiding.

"Tsk, I thought the gossip would be more interesting this time, but it turned out that I just saw three big men playing [chasing me], so boring~"

"...Mr. Wutiao, you appeared here the moment Su Nuo came out. Are you embarrassed to say it's boring?"

This guy appeared so fast that she even had every reason to suspect that she might not have installed a camera on herself or Yuren. As long as there was any problem between the two of them, this guy would be able to catch up immediately. come over.

It's really annoying to have a teacher who wants to watch himself gossip all the time :)

Have a laugh :)

"Although you are our biological father, do you feel that you have fulfilled your father's responsibilities? Mother finally has a chance to do it all over again, why can't she choose a puppy with a good personality?"

"..."

He Maoliang's words really made people feel strangely moved. After hearing this, Miura Yuki suddenly felt very relieved that a child from middle school had grown up, but...

Can you delete the last sentence, so that she always feels like an old cow eating young grass.

"As long as I'm alive, it's absolutely impossible."

"Wow~"

Su Nuo's words on both sides made Gojo Wu look like he had eaten some delicious melon, and his eyebrows were so excited that his eyebrows almost flew up, "Yu Shu Yu Shu~ You heard Su Nuo's confession of love for you Well? I never thought that a cursed king who kills people without blinking an eye and commits all kinds of crimes is so innocent~"

If possible, I wish I could put the blindfold directly over this person's mouth.

"Mr. Wujo, do you think you will tolerate your wife cuckolding you? Oh, no, maybe you will invite the other party to have a threesome."

Wujo Satoru is someone who can definitely do this kind of thing, and this guy will not destroy his character design no matter what he does.

Just imagine if you encounter a pervert on the tram, most people will probably scream out of fright, and a very small number of people will directly beat the other party, as for Gojo Satoru, it is a very small part.

This guy will grab that pervert and approach him with the same emoji, "Come~ let me see~"

The end result of doing this is that the pervert will scream in horror, and he will successfully replace the pervert as the next tram pervert.

Miura Yuki has studied Gojo Satoru's character very thoroughly, that is why it is abnormal, and the person who can make this person play cards according to common sense has not yet been born.

Su Nuo had only ten seconds at his disposal while speaking, and he finally focused his attention on Miura Yuki, the core of the entire Shura field.

I saw this guy suddenly changed from his original distraught look, he raised the corner of his mouth to show a controlling smile, "Mihono, did I tell you something?"

"???"

what's up?

"Your current body and face are not as good-looking as before."

"..."

During the 5-second countdown——

4 seconds——Yuki Miura soared into the air and rushed towards Su Nuo on both sides. Gojo Satoru once again showed a melon-eating expression and opened his mouth to the maximum. The two cubs were frightened and opened their arms to catch him mother

"Two-faced Nuo!! I'll kill you!!"

3 seconds——Yuki Miura has successfully jumped onto the table and rushed directly to Su Nuo, and picked up an empty dinner plate, the corners of Su Nuo's mouth curled up more and more

2 seconds - Miura Yuki has moved away from the table and started to rise in the air, Su Nuo is still laughing, Gojo Satoru is still laughing hahaha

1 second - now stuck in the air, the rest are still eating melons

0 seconds——The stagnation is over and ready to fall, Su Nuo returns to the field to continue confinement, the converted Knotweed Yujin looks confused, Gojo Satoru is already laughing so hard that he starts to cover his stomach

1 second after switching back—continue to fall, Yuren turns from bewilderment to horror, Gojo Gojo

2 seconds after switching back—Yuki Miura is about to pounce on Yuzuki Yujin's body, Yuzuki Yujin finally makes a sound, Gojo Satoru starts to slap the table and laugh

"Sister Yushu! Don't!!"

3 seconds after switching back—the dinner plate mercilessly smashed on Yuren's face

Pawn——

For the background music, please refer to [ono!ono!!onononono!!]

"I'm sorry, I couldn't control it, I'm really sorry for Youren."

Huzhang Youren covered his face and sat on the ground like a little daughter-in-law. With tears in his eyes, he looked very weak, pitiful and helpless. This was the second time he was beaten in place of Su Nuo.

Woohoo, it really hurts.

Miura Yuki apologized to the other party very earnestly, and touched the place where the little guy was caught by her own dinner plate, but fortunately, even if she withdrew her strength, it wouldn't just be the result of being popular.

"It's okay, sister Yushu, it's all Su Nuo's fault and has nothing to do with you."

"..."

So Su Nuo took advantage of Su Nuo because of his good personality. This cub is really easy to talk to.

After touching the other party's face again to make sure there was nothing wrong, Miura Yuki looked up at his two sons, "You can't hang yourself on a tree, and the little milk dog is actually not bad."

Yes, she said it to Su Nuo on purpose. She knew that although the other party had returned to the field, she would definitely be able to hear what she was saying.

The big deal is to flirt with each other, and Su Nuo just said it nicely, where can this guy use Youren's body to attract bees and butterflies?

No one will look at a man with a mouth, and the time limit for using his body is only 1 minute at a time.

After she finished speaking, she turned her head to look at Gojo Satoru, who had been so dazed in gossip that he even started to pat the table. This man's laughter was so wild that one couldn't help but want to settle accounts with him.

"Mr. Wutiao, you can do it. If you have eaten enough melons, you should prepare for tomorrow's individual battle."

This was not only for Gojo Satoru, but also for everyone who had been staring at her direction from the very beginning. She felt a little ashamed to let other people witness the internal conflicts in the family.

Thinking of this, she covered her face helplessly, why couldn't she hold back just now, if she had known it would be like this, she would have pressed it back for Su Nuo the moment he appeared.

In short, she was already worried about tomorrow's personal battle, but now she was so worried about Su Nuo that she could no longer keep her expressionless face, and all she could do was frown.

baseball?

This sport is completely rigid to her. I really don't know how Wutiao-sensei, who suddenly came up with baseball, came up with this idea. She even has very reason to suspect that the other party did it on purpose.

"Ah, Yuki-san should have a good rest tonight, don't stop dreaming because of nervousness."

"..."

She felt that the other party did it on purpose, and now her dreams are not sweet dreams, they are all about Heianjing, these Wutiao teachers not only installed surveillance on her body, but even her mind is likely to be monitored together, right?

Farewell, Farewell, Six Eyes does not exist in such a dimension.

"I won't dream tonight."

After leaving such a sentence, Miura Yuki walked out of the cafeteria with her two cubs. It stands to reason that she should be able to breathe a sigh of relief at this time, but who knew that the two cubs who originally asked her to find Erchun suddenly started to disagree. Unite.

He Maoliang thinks that Yuzu Yuren is a very good choice, and he strongly recommends his mother to try with each other.

"I think Yuzu Yuhito's personality is very good, and he is still a puppy with a very good figure and body, which is very suitable for being a boyfriend or husband!!"

On the other hand, He Maolian maintained another point of view, "According to this, Wutiaowu is not bad, and there is also a second-year dog curly spine. If mother wants to find a second spring, she should take a long-term view. , such as becoming a sea king and raising a pond of fish."

"..."

At this moment, Yuki Miura could finally understand why Liangmen Sunuo wanted to beat these two people, because he wanted to do it very much now.

What to do, my hands have begun to lose control.

"Mother, don't worry, I will bring all the photos of all the high-quality men nearby in the near future! Just wait!!"

If it wasn't for Liang's blocking, Lian would probably move a pond for herself.

shut up.

"Before I do anything, you two hurry up and go."

Knowing that they might be beaten, the two ran so fast.

"Hey……"

Sighing heavily, Miura Yuki felt physically and mentally exhausted, and this exchange would make her unforgettable forever.

I thought that after being tired, I might sleep more soundly, but I didn't expect that as soon as I closed my eyes, it would be like a TV series playing continuously, allowing her to continue the dream from last time.

Have a laugh :)

It's okay, it's like watching someone else's TV series.

Last time, I mentioned that a six or seven-year-old child came to find Su Nuo to recognize his relatives. Due to Ka Moo Mihono's misoperation, there was a deviation when I looked at the child's memory. I really thought it was Su Nuo's cub.

In this way, Su Nuo made the woman pregnant at the age of 12, and then had a child of his own at the age of 13. He completely won at the starting line and became the biggest winner.

Thinking of her elder brother not yet married, Mihono called him beautiful.

"Lord Su Nuo, you have done something that many people cannot."

Saying this, the corners of Mihono's mouth rose slightly, and even the corners of her eyes and eyebrows rose a little.

"Miko Kamo, are you laughing?"

"No."

In order not to be found gloating by the other party, she quickly put her expression away and the corners of her mouth drooped.

How could she be laughing, Miko would not read other people's jokes.

I still have some impressions of the things I have done. Su Nuo still has some clues as to whether he has done such things seven years ago. Just do it.

Staring at the shivering cub for a few seconds, he turned his head and looked at Kamo Mihono, who was clearly watching the show, as if thinking of something to make the cub call him.

"call her."

"...My lord."

"!!!"

Kamo Miho showed a refusal expression, but Su Nuo smiled happily.

"Yes, she will be your mother from now on."

"I'm not!"