I use a vest to appear live
Chapter 21
After half an hour.
in the living room.
Lu Jie and the female ghost sat side by side on the sofa.Opposite them, Yang Shuhang stared at them with a dark face.
In fact, Lu Jie originally wanted to pretend to be stupid, but unfortunately his facial expressions gave him away, so he also sat here.
It's just that he doesn't quite understand why he, who is also a victim, sits with the female ghost.
Lu Jie looked at the female ghost beside him.
She was dripping water all over her body, and in just a short while, a large puddle of water had accumulated on the ground, and he saw a few floating water plants in it with sharp eyes.
"Tell me, what exactly do you want!" Yang Shuhang patted the coffee table angrily, completely forgetting that the person sitting opposite him was a ghost.
The female ghost on the opposite side who was also unconscious began to hum.
"He...he just wants to be born~"
"If you want to be reincarnated, go for it! Why are you running into Lu Jie's room with me on top of you..." Yang Shuhang pointed at what Lu Jie wanted to say, but he stuttered for a long time before continuing: "...What are you doing? "
Lu Jie slanted at him, "It's not big brother, can you explain everything? It's easy to be misunderstood by you."
Angry and angry, Yang Shuhang yelled at him: "Shut up!" From the corner of his eye, he saw the female ghost wanting to sneak and added, "And you sit down for me!"
The female ghost continued to hum without the self-consciousness of ghosts.
Yang Shuhang continued to be irritable, "Speak up!"
"Okay." The female ghost returned to normal in a second, "I heard that people can't reincarnate normally after death because they have unfulfilled wishes, so I'll try it."
"Then what is your wish? Do you need that?" Yang Shuhang gestured for a hug in the air.Then he looked at the only melon eater on the side, "Are you secretly in love with Lu Jie?"
The female ghost glanced at Lu Jie's plain face with disgust, "I'm so good-looking, how blind can I be interested in him!"
What do you mean!No such personal attacks!And why do you have the nerve to say that you look good with a swollen face? !
Lu Jie, who was sitting on the sofa with his knees hugged, straightened his upper body like a groundhog.
He turned his head and wanted to speak, but the female ghost took a step ahead of her, and slapped the coffee table in front of him, and the water that kept dripping from her body was thrown everywhere by her.
"Before I was alive, I was the belle of Gang University who was known as the otaku killer. A boy from the strengthening company chased me, but because of my reserve, I didn't even send out my first time, so I died like this!"
"I can not be reconciled!"
She said so spitting.
The sofa was soaked through.
Lu Jie wiped the water from his face, looked at the sofa cushion under the female ghost's buttocks, and moved himself to a separate small sofa on the side.
Yang Shuhang seemed to be stunned, and he didn't speak for a long time.
He was suddenly a little thankful that he closed the live broadcast room. If his audience heard such a speech, the barrage in the live broadcast room would explode again.
"If you want to lose your virginity, shouldn't you find a woman to possess you and then go out to find a man?"
"Won't that harm the girl who is possessed by me?"
"If you possess me and then find a man, won't you harm me?!"
"What are you afraid of? You won't get pregnant if you do it, just treat it as being bitten by a dog!"
"That also makes me want to be bitten by a dog!"
Lu Jie, who was inexplicably scolded as a dog, raised his head, feeling that the two of them had already forgotten their existence after arguing.
"This is just a description. I heard that it is very comfortable to do. Don't worry, I will protect you with Yin Qi. There will be no side effects when it's over!"
"Go away! I don't want to sleep with men!"
"Don't get out! I don't want to sleep with my sister!"
I see you two get some sleep and everything will be fine.
Lu Jie stretched himself out on the single sofa, feeling like he had nothing to do with himself.
"You don't want me to! I'm going to find a girl now!"
"Huh? How can you find a girl with your weak chicken face! If you find it, you will be a cute girl!"
"Big cute girl is better than you!"
"Looking at people like dogs, I didn't expect you to have such a strong appetite."
Um?Are you two flirting?Why do you think this is not the right direction?
Lu Jie looked left at Yang Shuhang and right at the female ghost.
Does he need to stop it?
"I have a strong taste?" Yang Shuhang, who had already gotten into trouble with the female ghost, pointed at Lu Jie, "You can eat this kind of brat who wants to have no face, money and no money, and you still say I have a bad taste?! "
"I won't say anything else, this face is still okay, you have to find a handsome guy to sleep with anyway!?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Shuhang realized that his mouth was watering.
"Hiss~" The female ghost and Lu Jieyouzhi gasped together.
The female ghost looked shocked, "The ancients did not deceive me. Sure enough, the good men in this world are either married or gay."
"No, wait! I didn't mean that." Yang Shuhang tried hard to explain.
"You don't need to say anything!" The female ghost stopped him with a wave of her hand, she covered her chest, "We all understand, I will be your best friend from now on!"
"You know what a fart! Who wants a female ghost as a girlfriend!"
"You said you wanted to find someone handsome..." Lu Jie interrupted with a thoughtful face, "Could it be that you fell in love with Brother Shen?"
The female ghost's eyes lit up, she leaned over and asked, "Who is Brother Shen?"
;
"Brother Shen is..."
Lu Jie took out his mobile phone and showed the female ghost Shen Mian's photo.
"Oh oh oh, she looks pretty good." The female ghost propped her chin and thought for a while, "Yang Shuhang, right! Don't worry, I'll possess this man named Shen Mian to sleep with you right now. It's all done!"
"Who said that I want to sleep with him! Who said that I have a crush on him!" Yang Shuhang was about to cry, his reputation!
The female ghost looked at the other person at the scene with a questioning look.
"This is embarrassment. After all, it takes courage to come out." Lu Jie affirmed.
"Okay, then I'll go~~"
After finishing speaking, the female ghost passed through the wall and left regardless of Yang Shuhang's obstruction.
"Come back, it's not like that!!!"
Lu Jie patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Don't worry, Brother Shen is a celestial master, so it will be fine."
Yang Shuhang didn't feel comforted at all, he covered his face and howled dryly: "If that female ghost said anything to Shen Mian, I'll be ashamed to see anyone in my life."
He collapsed for a while covering his face, then looked up at Lu Jie who had a simple and honest face.
"What do you mean I'm shy? It takes courage to come out of the closet?"
Lu Jie thought for a while, "Doesn't it take courage to come out? I don't think there's anything wrong with that?"
"You can be a human being!"
"Oh, so I'm a human being!" Lu Yi was enlightened, "I thought I was a dog that didn't look good!"
Yang Shuhang froze for a moment, looked at Lu Jie who turned around and left with a flick of his head, and shouted loudly.
"Hey! No, why are you so narrow-minded?"
Lu Jie waved his hands at him every time, "What a coincidence, I just gave myself a Japanese name, and it's called Xiaoyanzi."
in the living room.
Lu Jie and the female ghost sat side by side on the sofa.Opposite them, Yang Shuhang stared at them with a dark face.
In fact, Lu Jie originally wanted to pretend to be stupid, but unfortunately his facial expressions gave him away, so he also sat here.
It's just that he doesn't quite understand why he, who is also a victim, sits with the female ghost.
Lu Jie looked at the female ghost beside him.
She was dripping water all over her body, and in just a short while, a large puddle of water had accumulated on the ground, and he saw a few floating water plants in it with sharp eyes.
"Tell me, what exactly do you want!" Yang Shuhang patted the coffee table angrily, completely forgetting that the person sitting opposite him was a ghost.
The female ghost on the opposite side who was also unconscious began to hum.
"He...he just wants to be born~"
"If you want to be reincarnated, go for it! Why are you running into Lu Jie's room with me on top of you..." Yang Shuhang pointed at what Lu Jie wanted to say, but he stuttered for a long time before continuing: "...What are you doing? "
Lu Jie slanted at him, "It's not big brother, can you explain everything? It's easy to be misunderstood by you."
Angry and angry, Yang Shuhang yelled at him: "Shut up!" From the corner of his eye, he saw the female ghost wanting to sneak and added, "And you sit down for me!"
The female ghost continued to hum without the self-consciousness of ghosts.
Yang Shuhang continued to be irritable, "Speak up!"
"Okay." The female ghost returned to normal in a second, "I heard that people can't reincarnate normally after death because they have unfulfilled wishes, so I'll try it."
"Then what is your wish? Do you need that?" Yang Shuhang gestured for a hug in the air.Then he looked at the only melon eater on the side, "Are you secretly in love with Lu Jie?"
The female ghost glanced at Lu Jie's plain face with disgust, "I'm so good-looking, how blind can I be interested in him!"
What do you mean!No such personal attacks!And why do you have the nerve to say that you look good with a swollen face? !
Lu Jie, who was sitting on the sofa with his knees hugged, straightened his upper body like a groundhog.
He turned his head and wanted to speak, but the female ghost took a step ahead of her, and slapped the coffee table in front of him, and the water that kept dripping from her body was thrown everywhere by her.
"Before I was alive, I was the belle of Gang University who was known as the otaku killer. A boy from the strengthening company chased me, but because of my reserve, I didn't even send out my first time, so I died like this!"
"I can not be reconciled!"
She said so spitting.
The sofa was soaked through.
Lu Jie wiped the water from his face, looked at the sofa cushion under the female ghost's buttocks, and moved himself to a separate small sofa on the side.
Yang Shuhang seemed to be stunned, and he didn't speak for a long time.
He was suddenly a little thankful that he closed the live broadcast room. If his audience heard such a speech, the barrage in the live broadcast room would explode again.
"If you want to lose your virginity, shouldn't you find a woman to possess you and then go out to find a man?"
"Won't that harm the girl who is possessed by me?"
"If you possess me and then find a man, won't you harm me?!"
"What are you afraid of? You won't get pregnant if you do it, just treat it as being bitten by a dog!"
"That also makes me want to be bitten by a dog!"
Lu Jie, who was inexplicably scolded as a dog, raised his head, feeling that the two of them had already forgotten their existence after arguing.
"This is just a description. I heard that it is very comfortable to do. Don't worry, I will protect you with Yin Qi. There will be no side effects when it's over!"
"Go away! I don't want to sleep with men!"
"Don't get out! I don't want to sleep with my sister!"
I see you two get some sleep and everything will be fine.
Lu Jie stretched himself out on the single sofa, feeling like he had nothing to do with himself.
"You don't want me to! I'm going to find a girl now!"
"Huh? How can you find a girl with your weak chicken face! If you find it, you will be a cute girl!"
"Big cute girl is better than you!"
"Looking at people like dogs, I didn't expect you to have such a strong appetite."
Um?Are you two flirting?Why do you think this is not the right direction?
Lu Jie looked left at Yang Shuhang and right at the female ghost.
Does he need to stop it?
"I have a strong taste?" Yang Shuhang, who had already gotten into trouble with the female ghost, pointed at Lu Jie, "You can eat this kind of brat who wants to have no face, money and no money, and you still say I have a bad taste?! "
"I won't say anything else, this face is still okay, you have to find a handsome guy to sleep with anyway!?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Shuhang realized that his mouth was watering.
"Hiss~" The female ghost and Lu Jieyouzhi gasped together.
The female ghost looked shocked, "The ancients did not deceive me. Sure enough, the good men in this world are either married or gay."
"No, wait! I didn't mean that." Yang Shuhang tried hard to explain.
"You don't need to say anything!" The female ghost stopped him with a wave of her hand, she covered her chest, "We all understand, I will be your best friend from now on!"
"You know what a fart! Who wants a female ghost as a girlfriend!"
"You said you wanted to find someone handsome..." Lu Jie interrupted with a thoughtful face, "Could it be that you fell in love with Brother Shen?"
The female ghost's eyes lit up, she leaned over and asked, "Who is Brother Shen?"
;
"Brother Shen is..."
Lu Jie took out his mobile phone and showed the female ghost Shen Mian's photo.
"Oh oh oh, she looks pretty good." The female ghost propped her chin and thought for a while, "Yang Shuhang, right! Don't worry, I'll possess this man named Shen Mian to sleep with you right now. It's all done!"
"Who said that I want to sleep with him! Who said that I have a crush on him!" Yang Shuhang was about to cry, his reputation!
The female ghost looked at the other person at the scene with a questioning look.
"This is embarrassment. After all, it takes courage to come out." Lu Jie affirmed.
"Okay, then I'll go~~"
After finishing speaking, the female ghost passed through the wall and left regardless of Yang Shuhang's obstruction.
"Come back, it's not like that!!!"
Lu Jie patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Don't worry, Brother Shen is a celestial master, so it will be fine."
Yang Shuhang didn't feel comforted at all, he covered his face and howled dryly: "If that female ghost said anything to Shen Mian, I'll be ashamed to see anyone in my life."
He collapsed for a while covering his face, then looked up at Lu Jie who had a simple and honest face.
"What do you mean I'm shy? It takes courage to come out of the closet?"
Lu Jie thought for a while, "Doesn't it take courage to come out? I don't think there's anything wrong with that?"
"You can be a human being!"
"Oh, so I'm a human being!" Lu Yi was enlightened, "I thought I was a dog that didn't look good!"
Yang Shuhang froze for a moment, looked at Lu Jie who turned around and left with a flick of his head, and shouted loudly.
"Hey! No, why are you so narrow-minded?"
Lu Jie waved his hands at him every time, "What a coincidence, I just gave myself a Japanese name, and it's called Xiaoyanzi."
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