[Comprehensive Mythology] Chang'e

"I was born on the third day of March in the year of Dinghai. I am 45 years old this year. My eldest daughter is named Zhenzhen and is 20 years old. My second daughter is named Aiai. This year, my youngest daughter is named Lianlian. She is 16 years old and has not been betrothed to anyone. Although the old woman The face is ugly, but luckily the daughters have a bit of color. The female workers are good at needlework, and because they have no children, they are raised as boys, read and write Confucianism, and know how to recite poems. Seniors, I think they are worthy elders." The woman saw that the atmosphere was a little stiff, so she could only continue to persuade, "I think you haven't seen my three daughters yet, so I'll call them here." She said, Get up and leave the room.

"Little Master Xuanzang, you are so dumb, but you have moved your heart?" Sun Wukong grabbed an apple and gnawed it, and he didn't think it was a big deal. Although he didn't know who these people were, he thought it was a group of people Those who have nothing to do come down to earth to deliberately torment people.

Li Shan's old mother is really free, but the other three are really hard to say.

Xuanzang inexplicably aroused the fun of finding fault. Sun Wukong asked this question, and out of the conditioned reflex brought about by idol worship, he also answered in a daze, "I just thought, the three children are two years apart, The timing is really accurate." Thanks to Wu Kongshi who asked at this time, otherwise, if he directly commented on Li Shan's old mother's unintentional acting, wouldn't it directly expose the truth?

Wukong curled his lips, it was long enough for the Great Sage to discover that the little monk Xuanzang admired him very much, so this question was actually asked on purpose, it's a pity that the monk didn't directly expose the tricks of those boring people, he still I really want to see how thick-skinned Buddhism is. After all, he knows that there are no women in Buddhism.

Could it be that those bodhisattvas are really big bosses in women's clothing?

This was the first reaction of several people when they saw the appearance of their three daughters, Xiao Suibu.

These three girls, each with Emei Hengcui, pink-faced spring, enchanting and charming, shy and timid, full of emerald jewels, full of fragrance, where can you see the slightest masculine posture?

Chang'e, who turned into a white stone and placed it by the window, was even more surprised. She only felt that the every move of these male bodhisattvas transformed into young girls interpreted the unique beauty of girls, and they were more beautiful than a pure girl like her. I also have to understand the beauty of women and be able to fully release them. I feel a little ashamed when I think about it.

Tianpeng seemed to be startled when he saw the passers-by, and hurriedly coughed pretendingly. He nodded in satisfaction when he saw that they had regained their composure, so Ruoshui, you see, I still love you the most!Although I was shocked by their feminine demeanor, they didn't look like those wooden figures in Buddhism at all. Could it be the guidance of Guanyin, a big figure in women's clothing?But Guanyin can at most conjure up the appearance of a woman, and won't show a coquettish attitude?Cough, Tianpeng suddenly remembered the seductive and charming Wukong he saw for the first time, and he was so shocked that he came back to his senses.

So in fact, the canopy was woken up by Wukong.But you don't need to know about this kind of thing.

Sun Wukong actually has his own charm, he is a bit entangled, so is it normal for a man to have a woman's charm?Wukong shuddered, not daring to think about it at all!

Cough, I don't know why, they completely restricted the identities of these few people to the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas of the Western Heaven, and they didn't expect the intervention of Tianting and other ascetics at all, which is also miraculous.

Well, in fact, they resented the west for letting them board the big ship going west, which was just a small revenge.

"Amitabha, the poor monk is already a monk, and he has a firm heart towards the Buddha. He will not stay here. Please trouble the benefactor, and I will leave. But my companions are all monks, and they only serve as guards. I also hope that the benefactor will go and discuss with them." Xuanzang shook his head, said as he casually walked towards the door, and left quickly while the few people were unprepared.

Hearing the little monk Xuanzang put the pot on them, the three of Wukong visibly froze.

Wukong rolled his eyes, and left immediately with a blink of an eye. While shouting that he had someone in his heart, the canopy scared the girls away with a pig face, and escaped by the way, leaving only The poor roller blind was surrounded by four female benefactors, and they were called out every day, and the earth was not working.

"Little brother, look at my three daughters, which one do you like?" The woman turned into a mother in a brothel, enthusiastically promoting her daughter, "Look at my eldest daughter, who is gentle and virtuous, and manages the family well; My second daughter is well-educated and sensible, and I can make you more attractive, my youngest daughter is innocent and innocent, and she is the most eccentric, which type do you like?" The woman looked at the bewildered face of the curtain, and her smile deepened, "If You like all three of them, so what if I marry all three of my daughters to you?"

On the other side, several other people were relieved as they walked away from the manor with their horses and loads.

"Amitabha, Amitabha..." Xuanzang had lingering fears in his heart. He obviously saw that the woman who didn't know who was playing the role was enthusiastically involved in the role-playing, and he regarded them, including the three daughters, as a play, and blamed him for only remembering The three daughters are three Bodhisattvas, one of whom is Guanyin. In his previous life, he didn't know that Guanyin was a person of Cihang Tao, so he was more impressed by the other document, Samantabhadra, but he didn't pay much attention to her identity as a woman, but Being able to suppress the three bodhisattvas obediently and obediently, he was not someone who could offend him. Since he wanted to get himself out, Xuanzang caused a disaster.

Cough cough, isn't he thinking that the Great Sage and the others are so capable that they will be able to escape safely~

"You little monk Xuanzang, you escaped quite quickly!" Sun Wukong was very upset, and he took out his golden cudgel and started fighting with Xuanzang, "You are very skilled in the trick of misfortune!" Me!Is there such a cheating idol!

Xuanzang picked up the stick and caught Wukong's stick. The little white dragon on the stick flew away in shock.

"Wukong, I didn't say that because I knew you would be able to escape, you are the best!" Xuanzang patted his hair habitually, and sure enough, he saw Wukong snorted arrogantly, his expression slightly relaxed.

Xuanzang was secretly happy, so the Great Sage is still very simple... Damn, why don't you stop!

Wukong snorted coldly in his heart, do you think I'm stupid?When I was acting coquettishly, the great sage, you hadn't descended to earth yet!If you don't teach me a lesson, you will go to heaven, dare to deceive the great sage!

"Xuanzang little master, Sun Wukong, it seems that the shutter has not come back." Canopy looked in the direction of the manor, a little speechless, so these bodhisattvas saw them run away, so they simply imprisoned the shutter?No matter what their main purpose is, it's impossible to release the shutter after bullying it so hard, right?They were having fun so they forgot their original intention?

The old mother of Lishan who was molesting the curtain and was about to cry and several Bodhisattvas: They seem to have forgotten something, what is it?Never mind, this roller shutter general is really fun, this little blushing, this teary-eyed, continue to flirt.

Rolling shutter: The world is so scary, I want to go back to heaven...

Cough, in a sense, the purpose of the four sages to test the mind of Zen is still accomplished?

Chang'e was a little speechless when she saw the pitiful appearance of the roller blind. She turned into moonlight and left while a few people were not paying attention. Cough, I feel that I will feel guilty if I look at it again, so let's find Sanxiao to play.

"Rolling curtains are really useless." Wukong and Xuanzang fought up, but were interrupted by the canopy, unhappy.

"You are useful, so you ran away!" Canopy despised.

To say that the grievances between the two were caused by the Guanghan Palace's first meeting. Although it has been hundreds of years, they still haven't reconciled. If they have to find an opportunity, they have to hurt each other. I guess this habit will never be changed. .

"Should we go back and save him?" Xuanzang was a little confused, this is a good opportunity to avenge the ninth life that Rolling Shutter killed him!But Shuu Lian is so honest, he was just following orders, isn't it a little bad for him to vent his anger?By the way, he even asked the great sage to call him master. Although he added a small name, he is also master!So go save him?

Wukong and the canopy are also a little stuck, so go to save them, how can we get into trouble if we put ourselves in it?Don't go, they are the ones who put the Drifting Monk there, so I can't live with my conscience!

"Let's go back and have a look!" Xuanzang closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He told himself that monks are compassionate. If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?Anyway, the bodhisattvas are just trying his heart towards the Buddha, and they are still going to be released anyway, but hey, it's still scary, women are really scary!The horror effects of those bodhisattvas turning into women are superimposed!They transferred the resentment of becoming a daughter to the horror of women!

Wukong and Tianpeng stared at Xuanzang with the eyes of a warrior, "We wrongly blamed you, little master Xuanzang, it turns out that you are truly compassionate, and we will wait here for your triumphant return!"

Even the little white horse and the little white dragon waved their hooves and dragon body to send Xuanzang respectfully.

Xuanzang: "..." He meant to go together, not by himself!If it weren't for me, I couldn't beat it!

So because he couldn't beat him, Xuanzang could only return the same way with a tragic face.

"Xuanzang little master, can you go?" Wukong watched Xuanzang move forward slowly with the distance of a woman's small steps. He didn't walk a few meters for a long time, and tilted his head in a puzzled manner.

Xuanzang was sad and indignant, and strode away directly.

It was already midnight when Xuanzang arrived at the manor. He saw that the original manor had turned into an open space, with only a rolling curtain with his arms wrapped around his knees, his face buried in the small space where his arms were shrunk, and his mouth was open. Xuanzang murmured something, and Xuanzang listened carefully, and found that what he said was "The mortal world is so terrible, I want to go back to the heavenly court, the mortal world is so terrible, I want to go back to the heavenly court..." Infinite loop.

Xuanzang: "..." Bodhisattva, what a terrible thing you have done to the roller blind!

Infinite pity arose in Xuanzang's heart, he stepped forward with unprecedented tenderness, patted the back of the curtain to comfort him, and decided not to take revenge on the curtain again!

"Little Master Xuanzang, it's so scary..." Rolling up the curtain, looking at the little monk with tears in his eyes, Xuanzang clearly saw a few big marks of red lips on his face.

"Amitabha..." Xuanzang took a few steps back in fright, "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything..." Seeing a few Bodhisattvas attacking the roller blind, is he still willing to accept his fate?By the way, do they really look like women because of their masculinity?He seems to be better looking than the roller blind, will he lose his integrity?It is said that those people who come to Buddhism think that they are not particularly good-looking or handsome. I used to think that it was because it was more solemn. Is this the reason?Will his pretty face, which can't be concealed by his bald head, be targeted by them?By the way, haven't you already been eyeing him? If you want to recruit him to be your son-in-law, if he doesn't run fast...

"This is what they painted me with rouge..." The misunderstood roller blind was so aggrieved, but unfortunately he didn't know that she looked more like a little daughter-in-law. Swipe the screen, and then repeat the "truth" infinitely, and the more you think about it, the more terrifying it becomes. Should he pack up and go back to Datang to be the heir?

The curtain was about to cry, but it was really just the group of women who painted it with rouge, and rubbed it, wiped it, and his face, the general of the curtain, was wiped red!