[Comprehensive Mythology] Chang'e

Xuanzang came to Liusha River.

Oh, I want to kill someone!

Xuanzang looked at the turbid quicksand river and covered his neck with his left hand. Although he sealed the memories of previous lives, the feeling and mood of being killed could not be sealed, so he unconsciously transported the spirit in his body. Power, just around the corner.

It's a pity that before Jin Chanzi's reincarnation, the Buddha had already stated that the previous nine lives would not be successful, and someone would kill his reincarnation, so the reserve bodyguards who stayed at Liushahe were only ordered to kill him, with his own consent, so they could not retaliate.

Xuanzang was not happy.

"Is there a monster guarding this place? Xuanzang, a poor monk, came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures. Please meet the monsters here." Xuanzang clasped his hands together, to be kind, not to fight, not to shoot.

A big man with a silly face jumped out of the river, "I am the general of the curtain of heaven. Since I am an eminent monk in the Tang Dynasty, I will escort you to the west to learn scriptures."

Xuanzang: "In that case, thank you General Rolling Curtain." Calm down, Tang Xuanzang, he is your bodyguard for no reason, you can't kill him, and you can't beat him, otherwise the Heavenly Court will ask you to settle the score.

Those who don't pay attention to the Jade Emperor have always been the great powers above the Daluo Jinxian, but the reincarnated Xuanzang can't help but care about the Jade Emperor.

"How many bodyguards do you have?" Sun Wukong impatiently tapped the ground with the golden cudgel, and directly knocked out a big hole, "Ben Dasheng can do it by himself. With so many bodyguards, I might as well go back and be my bodyguard." The Monkey King is at ease!"

"That's right, that's right, I still want to go back and live with my wife!" Canopy nodded, hugging the idiot with the Buddha beads that stored the soul of Ruo Shui.

Rolling shutter: "Great Sage, Canopy, I can do the work without any effort! Well, I can help pick out the luggage. If there are monsters, you go up. I'll just watch the luggage and horses!" Rolling shutter looked serious, and he Originally belonged to the Jade Emperor's guards, although the status is considered very high, they are the objects of some gods to curry favor, but they are definitely not as good as the battle-crazed Monkey King and Marshal Canopy, so it doesn't hurt to let them show off.

Xuanzang: "..." Seeing what you said so seriously, what should I do if I want to hit you even more?

"Haha~" Wukong and the canopy were amused by the natural black curtain, and even the little white dragon fell from the tin rod in shock.

"That's how it is. Anyway, when we encounter monsters and ghosts, the master will take action himself. After we find that the master can't beat him, it will not be too late for us to save him." Wukong swallowed a peach in twos and threes. Yes, very tender and juicy.

"Let's keep going!" Xuanzang swallowed his saliva when he saw the peach, turned his head away, and strode forward.

"Master, flying to the west is not allowed to take advantage of it, how do you go there?" Canopy put away the prayer beads, black lines.

Xuanzang was so moved that nothing could be added. Although he didn't hear the Great Sage calling him Master, but the second senior brother called him, it's no regret!

Although this "Master" is actually a respectful title for monks and masters, it has nothing to do with the masters among the masters and apprentices.

"I have a gourd with nine skeletons on it. It can be used as a boat to cross the river with little master Xuanzang." Rolling up the shutter, he took out a gourd and threw it out together with the nine skeletons hanging around his neck. Seeing them magnified in combination and floating on the water, he said, "Little Master Xuanzang, let's go." Little Master, it is very natural.

It was Xuanzang who stepped on the gourd decorated with the skulls and bones of his previous ninth life. His heart was extremely complicated, but he didn't respond to the name of the rolling shutter. This caused several other bodyguards to listen to the novelty and call this " "Little Master" was called.

Since you can't call Master directly, is it a consolation to say "Little Master"?Seeing that Shuo Lian did such a good thing, why don't you teach him a lesson?

Xuanzang later looked at the simple and honest rolling shutter, thinking with some hesitation.

As a result, the Journey to the West team was gathered together.

Then, the West became restless.

The old mother of Lishan called together Guanyin, Manjusri and Puxian.

"The Tathagata asked me to find a few people to test whether the heart of the person who learned the scriptures is firm or not. After thinking about it, you should be very suitable."

The three Bodhisattvas looked at each other, inexplicably a little embarrassed.

Guanyin said cautiously, "I don't know how we should try?"

Samantabhadra Manjusri was also full of doubts.

"You guys agreed, it's really great!" Li Shan's old mother smiled and directly hit the sledgehammer, "I discussed it with Tathagata. The only thing that can attract their desire in the world is wealth, sex and beauty. We have become orphans and widows." Mother, keep a huge family business, invite them to be sons-in-law, and see if they will be tempted." This is to ask a few male (emphasis) Bodhisattvas to turn into graceful girls to seduce them, "You better become more beautiful, Be more tempting." Since Pangu opened the world and experienced several catastrophes, all those who have survived are all powerful, and Li Shan's old mother is one of them. She took this matter mainly because she thought it was fun, and she was not afraid that some Bodhisattvas would turn against her. "Avalokitesvara, although your image in the world is pretty, it is too solemn and holy. You need to be more charming."

Avalokitesvara: "..." Solemn and holy can easily attract believers, why don't you make a charming appearance to attract perverts!

Samantabhadra Manjusri: "..." So after Avalokitesvara, they will also be women?

Although there is Chang'e Pearl and Jade in the front, the disaster of weak water is behind, and Li Shan's old mother is in front of them, they dare not underestimate female lovers, but it is still very bad to let their big men act like women Well, especially if you have to seduce someone yourself!So why don't the West accept some female Bodhisattvas, but they want these old men to pretend to be women!

"Mother Lishan, it's not that we don't want to, it's just that Sun Wukong is the Monkey King in the heaven, he is free and easy, Marshal Tianpeng has a loved one, he won't look at others more, after rolling the curtain to escort Xuanzang, he will continue To be his general, is it necessary for us to test them?" Greatly merciful Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, your question is very good!Manjusri Puxian likes you.

The old mother of Lishan gave Guanyin a weird look, so this is a problem with your Western Buddhism. Can you just tell the truth like this?Don't lose face?It took a lot of time to make a play of traveling west to learn Buddhist scriptures, and booked a few apprentices for the reincarnation of the golden cicada early, but all the cooked ducks flew away. Why didn't they know how to find excuses, such as watching them escort Tang Monk? Deepen, so it's not good to show mercy to heaven and let them go back to their posts or something? "Naturally, I still need to give it a try. What if the great sage is kidnapped by a banshee halfway? What if the canopy can't see Ruoshui Huanhao and find someone else to solve the needs? What if the shutter feels better in the world so What should I do if I don’t want to go back?” As she said that, Li Shan’s old mother glanced at the three Bodhisattvas in distaste, and decided to forget about these single dogs who have been single for tens of thousands of years.

Three male Bodhisattvas: "..." What's the matter with this inexplicable feeling of being despised?