The Lonely Love of the Black Angel
Chapter 57: The Eve of the Conspiracy
The next day ---------- (Reader: How did it go so fast! Can Ai: There is no way, the plot needs...)
When she came to school, Lan still walked slowly to the monitor and handed in her homework.Then go back to your place.
The squad leader is sweating profusely...
"Ah, where's my homework!" A voice called.
Everyone looked at the source of the voice - Sakurano Tomika.
"What's going on! I finished my homework yesterday and put it in the drawer, why did it disappear!" Sakura said anxiously.
"What, what's going on! Could it be..." Peng Xiang said, "Could it be Atobe Xuanlan who took your homework!"
Lan heard this sentence, yawned, stood up and said slowly: "Speak loudly, you don't want to spout blood. It's the same sentence, do you have evidence?"
Peng Xiang yelled: "Hmph, you must have come to vent to us because we provoked you and you were misunderstood for forgetting to bring your homework yesterday!"
"Hehehe..." Lan suddenly laughed.
"You, what are you laughing at!" Pengxiang was a little scared.
Lan smiled and said, "Who said it must be me? Think about it, can a person as stupid as a shy kid finish her homework at school? Besides, she lost it if she didn't bring it home. I haven't said anything yet. As for catching thieves, you, a commoner, actually started to teach me a lesson! Besides, you also said that you provoked me first, even if you take your homework away, it is just revenge, and there is no fuss."
"You, you, hum." Pengxiang was very unconvinced.
Sakura at the side saw that Pengxiang was helpless, and said weakly, "Forget it, little friend."
Pengxiang is very dissatisfied.
Lan thought they wouldn't dare not bring their homework, so she said, "Check to see if they're nearby."
The two knew that Lan was stepping down the steps for them, so they started looking for it, and finally found it.
Lan thought: Zhuzuo Luomei, your plan has failed. Next, shouldn't it be time for you to appear in person?
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Can Ai: These few articles may be less, please be considerate.
As for why Lan still protects Tomoka and Sakura, because she is going to come to Japan to 'play' again after she recovers, and it's not too late to deal with these two at that time.So save it for now.
To make up for everyone, let me reveal the secret: because I hate Tonka's psychopathic character and Sakurano's stupidity and shyness, so I will blacken them and die in the end.However, considering Coach Ryuzaki, I will pull another kind-hearted traveler to wear on Ryuzaki Sakurano's body to live for Ryuzaki Sakurano.As for Pengxiang... I hate her the most!Just die!deserve it!
Sorry
I'm sorry dears, my mother suddenly became stricter, otherwise I would go online, in order to keep updated, just like last time, I will post jokes about Prince of Tennis to everyone, sorry.
Dragon Horse Chapter
Nanako: "Hey! Ryoma, are you thinking about homework problems_"
Ryoma: "I don't have one!"
Nanako: "Then what are you doing?"
Ryoma: "I...I was thinking of another better answer -_-"
Nanako: "Oh∵" and walked away...
1 minute passed, Ryoma didn't expect it; 2 minutes passed, Ryoma still didn't expect it; 3 minutes passed, Ryoma still didn't arrive...
In the end, Ryoma went to play his precious tennis...
English two articles
Eiji: "Haha^_^, I already asked Oishi just now, and I will definitely do it this time!"
When Eiji was happy, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a very difficult (it was difficult for Eiji-_-ˇ) question...
"Hey! By the way, I don't think I have asked Dashi about this question~" Poor Eiji-_-ˇ
At this moment, Fuji came over and asked, "Eiji, what are you doing^_^"
Yinger: "Fuer!, I don't know how to do this question, please help me>_<" So I handed the homework book to Fuji. "
Bu Er: "Well... this question is done in this way..."
"Ah!!!!!!!!! It's Oishi!!!! I'm going to ask Oishi, 88^_^" The cute Eiji snatched back the homework book that was not second-hand and jumped towards Oishi Already... (Fuji is completely overwhelmed by Eiji 54~)
Dashi
Looking at a relatively difficult (this is really difficult~) topic in the homework, Dashi blamed himself: "How can I not listen carefully in class?????!!!!!!!!! If If you listen clearly, you will definitely know what this question is about>_<I really made a big mistake, if not, Eiji would not ask me again (what~)...(You know it too Well, I omitted a lot of words~)”
Very coincidentally, "Oishi!!!!!!!!!!" Eiji immediately flew to Oishi.
Eiji: "Oishi, do you know how to solve this problem?"!
Oishi: "Huh???!!!" Looking at Eiji's homework book, it was exactly the topic that he didn't know how to do just now... )
Dashi: "..." (It is estimated that Dashi is melting~)
Eiji: "Oishi!! Oishi!!!! What's wrong with you? Don't you know how to do it too? Really??????!!!!!! 555... Even Oishi can't do it
Dashi: "..." (It is estimated that Dashi is collapsing~)
Tezuka
Tezuka has come to the undergraduate teacher's office (so fast~)
Tezuka: "Teacher, I have a math problem I want to ask you."
Teacher: "Oh, Tezuka-san, you should be commended for asking the teacher about a question you don't know! After all, Tezuka-san is eager to learn..."
Tezuka interrupted the teacher: "...Teacher, how to solve this problem (Tezuka should be embarrassed~)"
Teacher: "Oh, this question is 10100 and 8500..." Seeing the question, Tezuka interrupted the teacher again: "Teacher, it should be 10200 and 18500."
Teacher: "Oh∵then 5600 and 9800..."
Tezuka interrupted the teacher again: "Teacher, it should be 50600 and 9870..."
Teacher: "Ah -- why my math is still MADAMADADANE!!! I can't take it anymore!!! I'm going to run 3 laps at the Wei Zhe School!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tezuka: "Teacher, it's better to run 100 laps~"
Teacher: "Okay!!!!!!!!!" (Oh my God—the teacher is missing a muscle in his head~ Let's tell him when he finishes running ^_^)
Fuji
Fuji: "I finished my homework, I seem to have nothing to do~ (Yes, yes, help me with my homework^_^) Why don't you go ask Tezuka, it will be very interesting~"
So Fuji walked up to Tezuka (so affectionate~): "Tezuka, do you know how to do this question?"
Tezuka: "..." (he is watching)
Bu Er: "How to do it?" Actually, he was laughing
Tezuka: "Fuji, I can't even do such a simple problem??????!!!!!! Go run 100 laps on the playground!!!"
Fuji: "...Tezuka..." (Poor Fuji, really asking for trouble~)
Tezuka: "200 laps!!!!!!!!!" (I think Tezuka can't -_-ˇ)
Buer: "..." crying
Kawamura
Kawamura: "Oops!!! I forgot how to do this question!!! What should I do?!" (I'll give you a good solution, jump off a building^_^)
When Kawamura was about to call Fuji, his father stopped him: "Hey, Kawamura, I'm very busy now, please help me deliver food!"
Kawamura: "Oh... good." Just as he was stepping out with his left foot, he suddenly bumped into a tennis racket in the corner, "burning!!! Iamburning!!!!!!!!! I'm going to deliver food. ...this kid -_-ˇ""
Peach City Chapter
Taocheng with a hamburger in his mouth: "Hey, how do I solve this problem... Think about it..."
Finished one hamburger, then tucked into a second...
Taocheng still had the second one in his mouth: "Oh...unexpectedly, let's do the next question first..."
After the second hamburger is finished, I will stuff the third one...
Taocheng with the third hamburger in his mouth-_-^: "Hmm...why is it so difficult..."
Too bad...the hamburger is gone...
Taocheng without a hamburger in his mouth: "Forget it, since you can't think of it, then you will definitely think of it when you are full^_^"
Begonia
Looking at Haitang who was in a daze for the question she didn’t know: “Hiss…” (Translation: What should I do, I don’t know how to do this question?!) After a few minutes, Haitang still decided to go to the toilet (PS: Because Haitang’s lower body is very painful at this time. Urgent ~)...
After a while, Haitang walked out of the toilet... But I still couldn't think of it... -_- At this time, Carubin suddenly jumped out and yelled~ (I was also wondering why Carubin appeared here?!) So The lovely Haitang forgot the homework she didn't know, and played with Carubin with the cat fighting stick (is this a prop that I had before?)...
Agan
(I think there should be no questions that you can't do~) "The chance of doing this is 78%, and the chance of doing that is 99%, but the chance of doing the other way is 100%, so it must be doing this..." A Gan who is writing hard.
when the prince of tennis was the weather anchor
Echizen Ryoma
Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready?It's time to start ~ 3. 2. 1. go (printing)
龙马:今天是8月21号星期6~我是主播-越前龙马~今天的天气是~北部地区万里无云~热死人的天气~降雨机率是0%~中部地区的降雨机率是30%~南部地区。。。有热带性低气压啊~喔喔~。。。。。。还差的远呢~(拿起芬达离开)
Photographer 1: . . . .The weather has not been broadcast for a week. . .
Photographer 2: What do we do with the remaining 10 minutes?Who wants to shoot? ?
Gan Sadaharu
Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready?It's time to start ~ 3. 2. 1. go (printing)
干:各位观众大家好~今天是8月21号星期6的早上6点02分43秒~我是主播-干贞治~今天的各地天气是~北部地区万里无云~降雨机率是0%~等等。。有误差!!应该是0。35824967%才对~中部地区的降雨机率是30%。。不正确来说是是32。985422%~南部地区有热带性低气压~可能在
Tomorrow evening it will turn into a typhoon ~ correction ~ it will be 5:41:37 tomorrow afternoon (backlight). . . (slightly)
(As a result, he talked for an hour when he had to finish broadcasting in another 15 minutes...)
Momoshiro Takeshi
Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready?It's time to start ~ 3. 2. 1. go (printing)
Taocheng: Wait a minute~ I haven't finished eating yet! ! (put all food into mouth)
Editor-in-Chief: It’s too late~ I’m starting to shoot
Taocheng (picking up the press release in a panic): Hooked up to cheer everyone up, Jiahao~I’m a pig broadcaster-Taocheng Wu~The weather in Jintian is. . .Ah~
I choked~ dog water! ! (Give me water!!)~~~
Cameraman 1: What is he talking about?
Photographer 2: I don’t know~ Don’t mind him~ Keep shooting~
Editor-in-Chief: Quickly call an ambulance~ He fainted~! !
Kikumaru Ei [-]
Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready?It's time to start ~ 3. 2. 1. go (printing)
菊丸:各位观众大家好~今天是8月21号星期6~我是可爱主播-菊丸英二~喵~今天的各地天气是~北部地区万里无云~降雨机率是0%喔=^w^=~~中部地区的降雨机率是30%喔~喵喵~南部地区有热带性低气压。。。。对了~总编~什么是热带性低气压?
Editor-in-Chief: ㄜ. . . .that is. . . . . . .
Kikumaru: Forget it~ I'll ask Oishi~ Bye bye~ See you next week~=^w^=(Pick up the press release and run)
Editor-in-Chief: Come back~ I haven’t finished recording yet~!
Shuichiro Oishi Hen
Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready?It's time to start ~ 3. 2. 1. go (printing)
Oishi: Hello, viewers~ Today is the 8th of August 21st~ I am the anchor-Shuichiro Oishi^^~ Today’s weather in various places
Yes ~ cloudless in the northern region ~ 0% chance of rain ~ 30% chance of rain in the central region. .Southern region has
Tropical depression ~may turn into typhoon tomorrow evening~. . . (Omitted) Thank you for watching~ We will be meeting
Photographer 1: The recording is really perfect~ (clap)
Dashi: Thank you
Photographer 2: I always feel weird. . . .
Editor-in-Chief: Ah~ Sir~ You went to the wrong studio~ You should be going to speak for Healthy Preserved Eggs today~
It's in studio 3! !
Dashi: What? ! !
Bu Er Zhou Zhuan
Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready?It's time to start ~ 3. 2. 1. go (printing)
Fuji: Hello, viewers~ Today is the 8th of August 21~ I am the anchor-Fuji Zhousuke ^^~ The weather in various places today is ~ the northern region is good weather ~ the central region is also good weather. .The weather in the southern region is also good~. . . (slightly)
Thank you for watching~ in the meeting ^^ (from the beginning to the end to maintain the 101 smile)
Editor-in-Chief: All are wrong (angry)
Bu Er: I don’t want to tell them~^^
Editor-in-Chief: Do you know how many whistleblower calls we receive?It will be exhausting! ! (furious)
Bu Er: I like seeing other people in pain the most~^^(Leave)
Photographer 1. 2:. . . . . . . . . . . .
Haitangxun
Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready?It's time to start ~ 3. 2. 1. go (printing)
海堂:各位观众大家好~今天是8月21号星期6~我是主播-海堂熏~嘶~今天的各地天气是~北部地区万里无云~降雨机率是0%~中部地区的降雨机率是30%。。南部地区有热带性低气压~可能在明天傍晚转变为台风~。。。(略)谢谢您的收看~在会~嘶。。。。
Photographer 1: Next time, smile more cheerfully~
Cameraman 2: Don't make any weird noises! !
Editor-in-Chief: Don’t you know that there is no smoking in studios? ! !
Haitang:? !
Editor-in-Chief: Otherwise, what's coming out of your mouth? !
Haitang:. . . (Are you looking for death)
Tezuka Kunimitsu
Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready?It's time to start ~ 3. 2. 1. go (printing)
手冢:各位观众大家好~今天是8月21号星期6~我是主播-手冢国光~今天的各地天气是~北部地区万里无云~降雨机率是0%~中部地区的降雨机率是30%。。南部地区有热带性低气压~可能在明天傍晚转变为台风~。。。(略)谢谢您的收看~在会
Editor-in-Chief: Finally, there is a normal one. . . .
Tezuka: Wait a minute~ There are some accounts to settle here
Editor-in-Chief: ? !
手冢:1号摄影师刚刚打了三个哈欠~影响工作质量~90圈~2号摄影师和朋友闲聊120圈~总编~你工作时间跑去上厕所50圈~
editor in chief. Photographer No. 1. Photographer No. 2: . . .
Tezuka: A person who disrupts discipline~ I will never spare him! !
When princes come to study in China
Echizen Ryoma:
Director of the Discipline Office (hereinafter referred to as the Director): This student, why are you wearing a hat?Is it very sunny today?
Ryoma: no
Director: Then you still wear it?Pretending to be handsome?
Ryoma:. . . . . .まだまだだね
Director: Hurry up and take it off! ! (your hat)
Ryoma: Cut!
Director: Alright you~~ You don’t take off your (hat) and I’ll help you
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Director: You still have such long hair! ! (angry!) Cut your hair before school tomorrow! !I know no! !
Ryoma: まだまだだね
Tezuka Kunimitsu:
Director: You!right!It's you!What kind of hair is that on you? !Not only too long but also stained? ?Where is your school? !And what's your expression?Is the teacher right?Why are you looking so upset?
Tezuka: 200 laps on the playground (was poked in the sore spot)
Director: Huh?Why?
Tezuka: 300 laps
The director said while running: You. . . .you. . .I. . .ordered. . . .you. . .tomorrow. .Before. . .Bundle. . .Bundle. . . .hair. . .dye. . .dye. .Back to black. . .otherwise. .otherwise. . .Not let you. . .Enter the school gate. . . . (Why am I running!!!)
Kikumaru Eiji & Fuji Shusuke:
Director: Huh~~~huh~~~huh~~~~huh~~~ (panting from running)
Kikumaru: Teacher~~Are you okay~~~Meow~~
Director (smoothly): What's your hairstyle? ?And it's dyed red! !You are dead on our school rules! !
Juwan: Miu~~~Fuer~~~The teacher is so fierce~~~~I'm afraid~~~Meow~~~
Kikumaru lay in Fuji's arms and acted like a baby
Director: Separate the two of you for me! ! (Turns around and says to Fuji) You!You are a girl!Be a little reserved, how can you be like you?
Fuji (smiling): Teacher, I am a man
Director (first stunned, then angrily): You also know that you are a man?Then you still have such long hair?Pretending to be a woman?
Fuji (suddenly opens his eyes): I'm sorry, teacher, I will go to cut it with Eiji tonight
Director (in a low voice): It’s good to know you’re wrong. . . . .
Oishi Shuichiro:
Director: Yes. . .This is pretty decent. . .
Dashi: Thank you for the compliment
Director: Huh? ?Wait a moment! !
Dashi: Huh?
Director: What kind of weird hairstyle is that on yours?What are those two in front?
Dashi: Uh. . .yes
Before Dashi could finish speaking, the director had already "hands up and cut it off" with a click, and the two hairs in front of Dashi fell to the ground in response, his movements were clean and neat, without sloppiness
Director: That's enough
Only Dashi was left facing his hair
Haitangxun:
Director: Take off the hijab! !
Haitang: Hiss~~~ (I don’t!)
Director: It seems that your hair is quite long. If you don't listen to me, I will cut off your hair and the scarf! !
Haitang (glaring hard): Hiss~~~~ (How dare you!!)
Director (swallowing): Be good~~ I’ll give you time, but you must do it well before tomorrow~~~ (Scared me to death!!---bb)
Takeshi Momoshiro:
Taocheng: Hello, teacher! !
Director: (Finally there is a human-like TT) Well, be good~~~En? ?
Taocheng: Huh? ?
Director: No!You use hairspray!
Taocheng: I don't have one?
Director: Still lying! !I hate dishonest people the same way do it by tomorrow
Taocheng: 5555~~~~ I really don’t have one~~~
Dry Sadaharu:
Dry: I believe my appearance is 100% acceptable
Director: Your appearance is indeed passing, but I want to ask what happened to your pair of glasses?How could it be white?
Dry: This is set according to my personal preference, nothing special (glasses reflective ING mouth-mouth)
Director: No!You can't take those glasses back to school for class use!
Dry: why?According to DATA, even in Chinese schools, there is no express rule that you cannot wear glasses in class!
Director: That's right, but your glasses failed,
Dry:? ? ?
Director: For your eyes, our school does not allow students to wear glasses that do not meet the standards.Are your white glasses still glasses?You can't walk with it on!
Dry:. . . . . . . .Well, this DATA is very important, record it.
Director: (Why are they all a bunch of weirdos...---bb)
Takashi Kawamura:
Director: (Finally there is a normal person TT) Uh?Why does your hair look brown?
Kawamura (scratches his head): It was born
Director: That's right. . . .Since it's born, it doesn't matter. There are only nine of you in your school?
Suddenly a racket flew out of nowhere
Kawamura: BRNING! !teacher! !Let's burn together! ! COME ON! !
director:. . . . . . . . ---|||||||
Fudo Peak
Orange orange flat:
Director: Very good~~ your hairstyle.But can you tell me what that thing is on your forehead?
Tangerine: This is a mole
Director: I didn't expect you to lie! !
Orange:? ?
Director: You are clearly a star chaser!The teacher doesn't want you to chase after it, but if you chase after it, you have to follow a trend!chasing who?Chase Xue Jiayan! ! ?
Tangerine:. . . . . . .Don't worry we will be fine next year! !
Director: Why wait for next year?
Akira Kamio:
Director: What I am most dissatisfied with is your hairstyle! !My hair is so long that it covers my eyes and I don't want to cut it! !And cover your face! !What are you doing?Shame on people?
Kamio: Are you dissatisfied?
Director: Of course I am not satisfied! !
Kamio: Then dance to my rhythm! !
Director (angry): I will follow your rhythm and cut your hair! ! !
Kamio: Let’s talk if you can keep up with my speed
a long time. . . . . .
Kamio: Too slow, too slow.
Director: You. . .you. . . .Just wait and see! ! !Sooner or later I'll cut your hair off! ! ! !
Ibu Shenji:
Director: I warn you, don't think that you can do whatever you want because you are a girl. Look at you, what do you look like with disheveled hair?Tie me up quickly! !Or I'll cut your hair off! !
Fukasa: Teacher, I’m a boy, do you think I look like a girl? I don’t think I look like a girl at all. Why do you think that? Could it be that I really look like a girl or did you take off your eyes? Orbital If you are me, I advise you to see a doctor quickly and don’t endanger the health of the next generation here. You are a teacher. I think you know this better than me, but why are you still here. . . . . . . . .
Director: How much is your lung capacity ---||||||||(Sweat!)
Shinji: What does my vital capacity have to do with you? How come I don't know that my vital capacity has something to do with you? How do you know that my lung capacity has something to do with you? . . . . .
director:. . . . . . . . (fainted out...)
when princes meet beggars
Beggar: "Please! Give me some money! I haven't eaten for a few days... I have no money to buy a bus ticket to go back to my hometown! I am always caught sneaking up... I have no money Pay the fine! You are a bodhisattva, give me a little!"
1.Echizen Ryoma: "Don't!" ((Continue to move forward.....Be held back!
The beggar: "Don't be so heartless! We are all brothers of the same nation, there is no reason not to help each other!
Ryoma (pressing the brim of the hat): "The reason is that you are still a beggar~"
【Comment: "This beggar is so pitiful for a layman to say that... But, how does he know that he is not good enough? Could it be..."】
2.Tezuka Kunimitsu: "(Seriously!) Come to beg for food at a young age, let me run 500 laps in the city center!"
Result: According to a citizen, a beggar ran wild in the city center today.Finally, due to physical exhaustion, he was sent to the hospital. . . . . . . .The beggar was still chanting: "Not yet 500... There are still 8 laps..." The beggar has been sent to a mental hospital. . . . . . (Khan.....-_-b)
3.Fuji Zhousuke (smiling... took out his cell phone from his bag and dialed): "Hello? Is this the deportation center for foreigners?... Yes! There is someone here who needs your help... Oh! No need now, he escaped 30 seconds ago! . . . . . . It could have been more interesting . . . . . . "
【Comment: "Fuer's smile is very charming, but also very dangerous..."】
4.Hai Tangxun: "Hiss~ what?" (Exposing an impatient look...)
Beggar (frightened...): "No... nothing!" He was so frightened that he turned his head and ran away. . . . . . . . . . .
[Speechless. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 】
5.Eiji Kikumaru: "I'm rushing to buy the latest sneakers meow~ I have just the right amount of money meow~ I'll be sold out a little later meow~" After finishing speaking, he continued to sprint. . . . . . . . . . . .
3 minutes later, it came back. .Say to the beggar: "Lend me 10 yuan meow~ It's only 10 yuan away meow~ okay meow~"
【Comment: "Everyone remember to bring an extra 10 yuan when you buy things in the future..."】
6.Oishi Xiuichiro: "Really? How pitiful! How about this, I will send you to the alien deportation center, and buy some steamed buns for you to take with you! … Don't go..."
【Comments: "It's really that I didn't accept the love of the mother of the Qingxue Tennis Club..."】
7.Gan Sadaharu: "According to my data, the chance that I will give you money is 0%, and the chance that you will hold me back is 1%... Am I right? So as long as you drink this bottle Drinks, I will give you 90 yuan! (Take out a dry special drink)"
The beggar (what's wrong with eating and taking!) drank it in one breath. . . . . . . . . (Laughing darkly~), the beggar fainted. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Gan: "Hehe... (Take out the notebook!) Another good data collection!"
Result: According to a citizen, another beggar fainted on the street today.The police suspected that it was a series of cases of knocking down beggars. . . . . . . . . .The Serious Crimes Unit has now been established!The police reminded beggars in the market to be careful. . . . . . . . .
8.Takashi Kawamura: "Wait, I'll give you the money. (Looking for the wallet in the tennis bag, I accidentally grabbed the racket...)... Burning! Come, baby! If you want to ask me for money, you are 100 years too early!"
Result: According to a citizen, another beggar fainted on the street today. . . . . . .This is already the third person!The police have no clue about this either!
9.Takeshi Momoshiro: "Eating hamburgers before used up all the money. No way, no way!"
【Comment: "Eating hamburgers until I ran out of money, strong!"】
10.Horio Satoshi: "You want to ask me for money?! I'm Horio with two years of tennis experience!"
Beggar: "So you are Horio with two years of tennis experience? That's amazing!"
Horio: "Really? So I'm so famous! Here, (take out 50 yen~), use it!"
【Comment: "Khan... What does begging have to do with two years of tennis experience?"】
11.Guan Yue: "You came to ask me because of my noble appearance... I'm not interested in you!"
【Comment: "The narcissism is hopeless..."】
12.Fuji Yuta: "My goal is to defeat my brother. I won't give you money until then..."
【Comment: "What does begging have to do with Fuji SAMA?"】
13.Qianshi Qingchun: "It's not LACKY at all to meet you! Ah, there are two beautiful girls in front, LUCKY!"
【Comment: "It's not LUCKY for a beggar to meet Qingchun!"】
14.Yakutsujin: "Don't order me!" (Get angry...)
The beggar continued to beg from him. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Get beaten up!
Akutsu: "I hate people ordering me the most!"
Result: According to a citizen, another beggar fainted on the street today. . . . . . .This is already the fourth person!This time, he was violently beaten by criminals, causing three broken ribs and multiple comminuted fractures. . . . . . . . . .
15.Jujuping (looking at him seriously): "If you think you are better than me, stand up!"
[Speechless. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 】
16.Ibu Shinji: "If I give it to you, I won't have the money to take the bus, and if I don't have the money to take the bus, I won't be able to go home... If I don't give it to you, you shouldn't pester me, right? If that's the case... ...how did I go, I haven't finished yet, do you disrespect me so much, this society... (omitted below...)
[Speechless. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 】
17.Akira Kamio: "If you want money, follow my pace!"
Result: According to a citizen, another beggar fainted on the street today. . . . . . .This is already the fifth person!This time the situation is the same as the first time. . .But the police are on to it!
18.Atobe Keigo: "Hmph! (Throws a coin,) This small amount of money is nothing in the eyes of my uncle, is it, Huadi?"
Huadi: "Yes!"
Atobe: "Let's indulge in my master's beauty!"
【Comment: "Handsome!...... But for beggars, a bit......"】
19.Jie Chuan Ji Lang: "Really?" He fell asleep next to the beggar. . . . . . . . . . .
Result: The beggar harvested a lot that day. . . .Because Cilang fans get a lot of money once they make a move!
20.Feng Chotaro: "I'll ask Senior Anato!"
【Comment: "What does this have to do with Anato?"】
When she came to school, Lan still walked slowly to the monitor and handed in her homework.Then go back to your place.
The squad leader is sweating profusely...
"Ah, where's my homework!" A voice called.
Everyone looked at the source of the voice - Sakurano Tomika.
"What's going on! I finished my homework yesterday and put it in the drawer, why did it disappear!" Sakura said anxiously.
"What, what's going on! Could it be..." Peng Xiang said, "Could it be Atobe Xuanlan who took your homework!"
Lan heard this sentence, yawned, stood up and said slowly: "Speak loudly, you don't want to spout blood. It's the same sentence, do you have evidence?"
Peng Xiang yelled: "Hmph, you must have come to vent to us because we provoked you and you were misunderstood for forgetting to bring your homework yesterday!"
"Hehehe..." Lan suddenly laughed.
"You, what are you laughing at!" Pengxiang was a little scared.
Lan smiled and said, "Who said it must be me? Think about it, can a person as stupid as a shy kid finish her homework at school? Besides, she lost it if she didn't bring it home. I haven't said anything yet. As for catching thieves, you, a commoner, actually started to teach me a lesson! Besides, you also said that you provoked me first, even if you take your homework away, it is just revenge, and there is no fuss."
"You, you, hum." Pengxiang was very unconvinced.
Sakura at the side saw that Pengxiang was helpless, and said weakly, "Forget it, little friend."
Pengxiang is very dissatisfied.
Lan thought they wouldn't dare not bring their homework, so she said, "Check to see if they're nearby."
The two knew that Lan was stepping down the steps for them, so they started looking for it, and finally found it.
Lan thought: Zhuzuo Luomei, your plan has failed. Next, shouldn't it be time for you to appear in person?
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Can Ai: These few articles may be less, please be considerate.
As for why Lan still protects Tomoka and Sakura, because she is going to come to Japan to 'play' again after she recovers, and it's not too late to deal with these two at that time.So save it for now.
To make up for everyone, let me reveal the secret: because I hate Tonka's psychopathic character and Sakurano's stupidity and shyness, so I will blacken them and die in the end.However, considering Coach Ryuzaki, I will pull another kind-hearted traveler to wear on Ryuzaki Sakurano's body to live for Ryuzaki Sakurano.As for Pengxiang... I hate her the most!Just die!deserve it!
Sorry
I'm sorry dears, my mother suddenly became stricter, otherwise I would go online, in order to keep updated, just like last time, I will post jokes about Prince of Tennis to everyone, sorry.
Dragon Horse Chapter
Nanako: "Hey! Ryoma, are you thinking about homework problems_"
Ryoma: "I don't have one!"
Nanako: "Then what are you doing?"
Ryoma: "I...I was thinking of another better answer -_-"
Nanako: "Oh∵" and walked away...
1 minute passed, Ryoma didn't expect it; 2 minutes passed, Ryoma still didn't expect it; 3 minutes passed, Ryoma still didn't arrive...
In the end, Ryoma went to play his precious tennis...
English two articles
Eiji: "Haha^_^, I already asked Oishi just now, and I will definitely do it this time!"
When Eiji was happy, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a very difficult (it was difficult for Eiji-_-ˇ) question...
"Hey! By the way, I don't think I have asked Dashi about this question~" Poor Eiji-_-ˇ
At this moment, Fuji came over and asked, "Eiji, what are you doing^_^"
Yinger: "Fuer!, I don't know how to do this question, please help me>_<" So I handed the homework book to Fuji. "
Bu Er: "Well... this question is done in this way..."
"Ah!!!!!!!!! It's Oishi!!!! I'm going to ask Oishi, 88^_^" The cute Eiji snatched back the homework book that was not second-hand and jumped towards Oishi Already... (Fuji is completely overwhelmed by Eiji 54~)
Dashi
Looking at a relatively difficult (this is really difficult~) topic in the homework, Dashi blamed himself: "How can I not listen carefully in class?????!!!!!!!!! If If you listen clearly, you will definitely know what this question is about>_<I really made a big mistake, if not, Eiji would not ask me again (what~)...(You know it too Well, I omitted a lot of words~)”
Very coincidentally, "Oishi!!!!!!!!!!" Eiji immediately flew to Oishi.
Eiji: "Oishi, do you know how to solve this problem?"!
Oishi: "Huh???!!!" Looking at Eiji's homework book, it was exactly the topic that he didn't know how to do just now... )
Dashi: "..." (It is estimated that Dashi is melting~)
Eiji: "Oishi!! Oishi!!!! What's wrong with you? Don't you know how to do it too? Really??????!!!!!! 555... Even Oishi can't do it
Dashi: "..." (It is estimated that Dashi is collapsing~)
Tezuka
Tezuka has come to the undergraduate teacher's office (so fast~)
Tezuka: "Teacher, I have a math problem I want to ask you."
Teacher: "Oh, Tezuka-san, you should be commended for asking the teacher about a question you don't know! After all, Tezuka-san is eager to learn..."
Tezuka interrupted the teacher: "...Teacher, how to solve this problem (Tezuka should be embarrassed~)"
Teacher: "Oh, this question is 10100 and 8500..." Seeing the question, Tezuka interrupted the teacher again: "Teacher, it should be 10200 and 18500."
Teacher: "Oh∵then 5600 and 9800..."
Tezuka interrupted the teacher again: "Teacher, it should be 50600 and 9870..."
Teacher: "Ah -- why my math is still MADAMADADANE!!! I can't take it anymore!!! I'm going to run 3 laps at the Wei Zhe School!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tezuka: "Teacher, it's better to run 100 laps~"
Teacher: "Okay!!!!!!!!!" (Oh my God—the teacher is missing a muscle in his head~ Let's tell him when he finishes running ^_^)
Fuji
Fuji: "I finished my homework, I seem to have nothing to do~ (Yes, yes, help me with my homework^_^) Why don't you go ask Tezuka, it will be very interesting~"
So Fuji walked up to Tezuka (so affectionate~): "Tezuka, do you know how to do this question?"
Tezuka: "..." (he is watching)
Bu Er: "How to do it?" Actually, he was laughing
Tezuka: "Fuji, I can't even do such a simple problem??????!!!!!! Go run 100 laps on the playground!!!"
Fuji: "...Tezuka..." (Poor Fuji, really asking for trouble~)
Tezuka: "200 laps!!!!!!!!!" (I think Tezuka can't -_-ˇ)
Buer: "..." crying
Kawamura
Kawamura: "Oops!!! I forgot how to do this question!!! What should I do?!" (I'll give you a good solution, jump off a building^_^)
When Kawamura was about to call Fuji, his father stopped him: "Hey, Kawamura, I'm very busy now, please help me deliver food!"
Kawamura: "Oh... good." Just as he was stepping out with his left foot, he suddenly bumped into a tennis racket in the corner, "burning!!! Iamburning!!!!!!!!! I'm going to deliver food. ...this kid -_-ˇ""
Peach City Chapter
Taocheng with a hamburger in his mouth: "Hey, how do I solve this problem... Think about it..."
Finished one hamburger, then tucked into a second...
Taocheng still had the second one in his mouth: "Oh...unexpectedly, let's do the next question first..."
After the second hamburger is finished, I will stuff the third one...
Taocheng with the third hamburger in his mouth-_-^: "Hmm...why is it so difficult..."
Too bad...the hamburger is gone...
Taocheng without a hamburger in his mouth: "Forget it, since you can't think of it, then you will definitely think of it when you are full^_^"
Begonia
Looking at Haitang who was in a daze for the question she didn’t know: “Hiss…” (Translation: What should I do, I don’t know how to do this question?!) After a few minutes, Haitang still decided to go to the toilet (PS: Because Haitang’s lower body is very painful at this time. Urgent ~)...
After a while, Haitang walked out of the toilet... But I still couldn't think of it... -_- At this time, Carubin suddenly jumped out and yelled~ (I was also wondering why Carubin appeared here?!) So The lovely Haitang forgot the homework she didn't know, and played with Carubin with the cat fighting stick (is this a prop that I had before?)...
Agan
(I think there should be no questions that you can't do~) "The chance of doing this is 78%, and the chance of doing that is 99%, but the chance of doing the other way is 100%, so it must be doing this..." A Gan who is writing hard.
when the prince of tennis was the weather anchor
Echizen Ryoma
Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready?It's time to start ~ 3. 2. 1. go (printing)
龙马:今天是8月21号星期6~我是主播-越前龙马~今天的天气是~北部地区万里无云~热死人的天气~降雨机率是0%~中部地区的降雨机率是30%~南部地区。。。有热带性低气压啊~喔喔~。。。。。。还差的远呢~(拿起芬达离开)
Photographer 1: . . . .The weather has not been broadcast for a week. . .
Photographer 2: What do we do with the remaining 10 minutes?Who wants to shoot? ?
Gan Sadaharu
Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready?It's time to start ~ 3. 2. 1. go (printing)
干:各位观众大家好~今天是8月21号星期6的早上6点02分43秒~我是主播-干贞治~今天的各地天气是~北部地区万里无云~降雨机率是0%~等等。。有误差!!应该是0。35824967%才对~中部地区的降雨机率是30%。。不正确来说是是32。985422%~南部地区有热带性低气压~可能在
Tomorrow evening it will turn into a typhoon ~ correction ~ it will be 5:41:37 tomorrow afternoon (backlight). . . (slightly)
(As a result, he talked for an hour when he had to finish broadcasting in another 15 minutes...)
Momoshiro Takeshi
Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready?It's time to start ~ 3. 2. 1. go (printing)
Taocheng: Wait a minute~ I haven't finished eating yet! ! (put all food into mouth)
Editor-in-Chief: It’s too late~ I’m starting to shoot
Taocheng (picking up the press release in a panic): Hooked up to cheer everyone up, Jiahao~I’m a pig broadcaster-Taocheng Wu~The weather in Jintian is. . .Ah~
I choked~ dog water! ! (Give me water!!)~~~
Cameraman 1: What is he talking about?
Photographer 2: I don’t know~ Don’t mind him~ Keep shooting~
Editor-in-Chief: Quickly call an ambulance~ He fainted~! !
Kikumaru Ei [-]
Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready?It's time to start ~ 3. 2. 1. go (printing)
菊丸:各位观众大家好~今天是8月21号星期6~我是可爱主播-菊丸英二~喵~今天的各地天气是~北部地区万里无云~降雨机率是0%喔=^w^=~~中部地区的降雨机率是30%喔~喵喵~南部地区有热带性低气压。。。。对了~总编~什么是热带性低气压?
Editor-in-Chief: ㄜ. . . .that is. . . . . . .
Kikumaru: Forget it~ I'll ask Oishi~ Bye bye~ See you next week~=^w^=(Pick up the press release and run)
Editor-in-Chief: Come back~ I haven’t finished recording yet~!
Shuichiro Oishi Hen
Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready?It's time to start ~ 3. 2. 1. go (printing)
Oishi: Hello, viewers~ Today is the 8th of August 21st~ I am the anchor-Shuichiro Oishi^^~ Today’s weather in various places
Yes ~ cloudless in the northern region ~ 0% chance of rain ~ 30% chance of rain in the central region. .Southern region has
Tropical depression ~may turn into typhoon tomorrow evening~. . . (Omitted) Thank you for watching~ We will be meeting
Photographer 1: The recording is really perfect~ (clap)
Dashi: Thank you
Photographer 2: I always feel weird. . . .
Editor-in-Chief: Ah~ Sir~ You went to the wrong studio~ You should be going to speak for Healthy Preserved Eggs today~
It's in studio 3! !
Dashi: What? ! !
Bu Er Zhou Zhuan
Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready?It's time to start ~ 3. 2. 1. go (printing)
Fuji: Hello, viewers~ Today is the 8th of August 21~ I am the anchor-Fuji Zhousuke ^^~ The weather in various places today is ~ the northern region is good weather ~ the central region is also good weather. .The weather in the southern region is also good~. . . (slightly)
Thank you for watching~ in the meeting ^^ (from the beginning to the end to maintain the 101 smile)
Editor-in-Chief: All are wrong (angry)
Bu Er: I don’t want to tell them~^^
Editor-in-Chief: Do you know how many whistleblower calls we receive?It will be exhausting! ! (furious)
Bu Er: I like seeing other people in pain the most~^^(Leave)
Photographer 1. 2:. . . . . . . . . . . .
Haitangxun
Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready?It's time to start ~ 3. 2. 1. go (printing)
海堂:各位观众大家好~今天是8月21号星期6~我是主播-海堂熏~嘶~今天的各地天气是~北部地区万里无云~降雨机率是0%~中部地区的降雨机率是30%。。南部地区有热带性低气压~可能在明天傍晚转变为台风~。。。(略)谢谢您的收看~在会~嘶。。。。
Photographer 1: Next time, smile more cheerfully~
Cameraman 2: Don't make any weird noises! !
Editor-in-Chief: Don’t you know that there is no smoking in studios? ! !
Haitang:? !
Editor-in-Chief: Otherwise, what's coming out of your mouth? !
Haitang:. . . (Are you looking for death)
Tezuka Kunimitsu
Editor-in-Chief: Are you ready?It's time to start ~ 3. 2. 1. go (printing)
手冢:各位观众大家好~今天是8月21号星期6~我是主播-手冢国光~今天的各地天气是~北部地区万里无云~降雨机率是0%~中部地区的降雨机率是30%。。南部地区有热带性低气压~可能在明天傍晚转变为台风~。。。(略)谢谢您的收看~在会
Editor-in-Chief: Finally, there is a normal one. . . .
Tezuka: Wait a minute~ There are some accounts to settle here
Editor-in-Chief: ? !
手冢:1号摄影师刚刚打了三个哈欠~影响工作质量~90圈~2号摄影师和朋友闲聊120圈~总编~你工作时间跑去上厕所50圈~
editor in chief. Photographer No. 1. Photographer No. 2: . . .
Tezuka: A person who disrupts discipline~ I will never spare him! !
When princes come to study in China
Echizen Ryoma:
Director of the Discipline Office (hereinafter referred to as the Director): This student, why are you wearing a hat?Is it very sunny today?
Ryoma: no
Director: Then you still wear it?Pretending to be handsome?
Ryoma:. . . . . .まだまだだね
Director: Hurry up and take it off! ! (your hat)
Ryoma: Cut!
Director: Alright you~~ You don’t take off your (hat) and I’ll help you
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Director: You still have such long hair! ! (angry!) Cut your hair before school tomorrow! !I know no! !
Ryoma: まだまだだね
Tezuka Kunimitsu:
Director: You!right!It's you!What kind of hair is that on you? !Not only too long but also stained? ?Where is your school? !And what's your expression?Is the teacher right?Why are you looking so upset?
Tezuka: 200 laps on the playground (was poked in the sore spot)
Director: Huh?Why?
Tezuka: 300 laps
The director said while running: You. . . .you. . .I. . .ordered. . . .you. . .tomorrow. .Before. . .Bundle. . .Bundle. . . .hair. . .dye. . .dye. .Back to black. . .otherwise. .otherwise. . .Not let you. . .Enter the school gate. . . . (Why am I running!!!)
Kikumaru Eiji & Fuji Shusuke:
Director: Huh~~~huh~~~huh~~~~huh~~~ (panting from running)
Kikumaru: Teacher~~Are you okay~~~Meow~~
Director (smoothly): What's your hairstyle? ?And it's dyed red! !You are dead on our school rules! !
Juwan: Miu~~~Fuer~~~The teacher is so fierce~~~~I'm afraid~~~Meow~~~
Kikumaru lay in Fuji's arms and acted like a baby
Director: Separate the two of you for me! ! (Turns around and says to Fuji) You!You are a girl!Be a little reserved, how can you be like you?
Fuji (smiling): Teacher, I am a man
Director (first stunned, then angrily): You also know that you are a man?Then you still have such long hair?Pretending to be a woman?
Fuji (suddenly opens his eyes): I'm sorry, teacher, I will go to cut it with Eiji tonight
Director (in a low voice): It’s good to know you’re wrong. . . . .
Oishi Shuichiro:
Director: Yes. . .This is pretty decent. . .
Dashi: Thank you for the compliment
Director: Huh? ?Wait a moment! !
Dashi: Huh?
Director: What kind of weird hairstyle is that on yours?What are those two in front?
Dashi: Uh. . .yes
Before Dashi could finish speaking, the director had already "hands up and cut it off" with a click, and the two hairs in front of Dashi fell to the ground in response, his movements were clean and neat, without sloppiness
Director: That's enough
Only Dashi was left facing his hair
Haitangxun:
Director: Take off the hijab! !
Haitang: Hiss~~~ (I don’t!)
Director: It seems that your hair is quite long. If you don't listen to me, I will cut off your hair and the scarf! !
Haitang (glaring hard): Hiss~~~~ (How dare you!!)
Director (swallowing): Be good~~ I’ll give you time, but you must do it well before tomorrow~~~ (Scared me to death!!---bb)
Takeshi Momoshiro:
Taocheng: Hello, teacher! !
Director: (Finally there is a human-like TT) Well, be good~~~En? ?
Taocheng: Huh? ?
Director: No!You use hairspray!
Taocheng: I don't have one?
Director: Still lying! !I hate dishonest people the same way do it by tomorrow
Taocheng: 5555~~~~ I really don’t have one~~~
Dry Sadaharu:
Dry: I believe my appearance is 100% acceptable
Director: Your appearance is indeed passing, but I want to ask what happened to your pair of glasses?How could it be white?
Dry: This is set according to my personal preference, nothing special (glasses reflective ING mouth-mouth)
Director: No!You can't take those glasses back to school for class use!
Dry: why?According to DATA, even in Chinese schools, there is no express rule that you cannot wear glasses in class!
Director: That's right, but your glasses failed,
Dry:? ? ?
Director: For your eyes, our school does not allow students to wear glasses that do not meet the standards.Are your white glasses still glasses?You can't walk with it on!
Dry:. . . . . . . .Well, this DATA is very important, record it.
Director: (Why are they all a bunch of weirdos...---bb)
Takashi Kawamura:
Director: (Finally there is a normal person TT) Uh?Why does your hair look brown?
Kawamura (scratches his head): It was born
Director: That's right. . . .Since it's born, it doesn't matter. There are only nine of you in your school?
Suddenly a racket flew out of nowhere
Kawamura: BRNING! !teacher! !Let's burn together! ! COME ON! !
director:. . . . . . . . ---|||||||
Fudo Peak
Orange orange flat:
Director: Very good~~ your hairstyle.But can you tell me what that thing is on your forehead?
Tangerine: This is a mole
Director: I didn't expect you to lie! !
Orange:? ?
Director: You are clearly a star chaser!The teacher doesn't want you to chase after it, but if you chase after it, you have to follow a trend!chasing who?Chase Xue Jiayan! ! ?
Tangerine:. . . . . . .Don't worry we will be fine next year! !
Director: Why wait for next year?
Akira Kamio:
Director: What I am most dissatisfied with is your hairstyle! !My hair is so long that it covers my eyes and I don't want to cut it! !And cover your face! !What are you doing?Shame on people?
Kamio: Are you dissatisfied?
Director: Of course I am not satisfied! !
Kamio: Then dance to my rhythm! !
Director (angry): I will follow your rhythm and cut your hair! ! !
Kamio: Let’s talk if you can keep up with my speed
a long time. . . . . .
Kamio: Too slow, too slow.
Director: You. . .you. . . .Just wait and see! ! !Sooner or later I'll cut your hair off! ! ! !
Ibu Shenji:
Director: I warn you, don't think that you can do whatever you want because you are a girl. Look at you, what do you look like with disheveled hair?Tie me up quickly! !Or I'll cut your hair off! !
Fukasa: Teacher, I’m a boy, do you think I look like a girl? I don’t think I look like a girl at all. Why do you think that? Could it be that I really look like a girl or did you take off your eyes? Orbital If you are me, I advise you to see a doctor quickly and don’t endanger the health of the next generation here. You are a teacher. I think you know this better than me, but why are you still here. . . . . . . . .
Director: How much is your lung capacity ---||||||||(Sweat!)
Shinji: What does my vital capacity have to do with you? How come I don't know that my vital capacity has something to do with you? How do you know that my lung capacity has something to do with you? . . . . .
director:. . . . . . . . (fainted out...)
when princes meet beggars
Beggar: "Please! Give me some money! I haven't eaten for a few days... I have no money to buy a bus ticket to go back to my hometown! I am always caught sneaking up... I have no money Pay the fine! You are a bodhisattva, give me a little!"
1.Echizen Ryoma: "Don't!" ((Continue to move forward.....Be held back!
The beggar: "Don't be so heartless! We are all brothers of the same nation, there is no reason not to help each other!
Ryoma (pressing the brim of the hat): "The reason is that you are still a beggar~"
【Comment: "This beggar is so pitiful for a layman to say that... But, how does he know that he is not good enough? Could it be..."】
2.Tezuka Kunimitsu: "(Seriously!) Come to beg for food at a young age, let me run 500 laps in the city center!"
Result: According to a citizen, a beggar ran wild in the city center today.Finally, due to physical exhaustion, he was sent to the hospital. . . . . . . .The beggar was still chanting: "Not yet 500... There are still 8 laps..." The beggar has been sent to a mental hospital. . . . . . (Khan.....-_-b)
3.Fuji Zhousuke (smiling... took out his cell phone from his bag and dialed): "Hello? Is this the deportation center for foreigners?... Yes! There is someone here who needs your help... Oh! No need now, he escaped 30 seconds ago! . . . . . . It could have been more interesting . . . . . . "
【Comment: "Fuer's smile is very charming, but also very dangerous..."】
4.Hai Tangxun: "Hiss~ what?" (Exposing an impatient look...)
Beggar (frightened...): "No... nothing!" He was so frightened that he turned his head and ran away. . . . . . . . . . .
[Speechless. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 】
5.Eiji Kikumaru: "I'm rushing to buy the latest sneakers meow~ I have just the right amount of money meow~ I'll be sold out a little later meow~" After finishing speaking, he continued to sprint. . . . . . . . . . . .
3 minutes later, it came back. .Say to the beggar: "Lend me 10 yuan meow~ It's only 10 yuan away meow~ okay meow~"
【Comment: "Everyone remember to bring an extra 10 yuan when you buy things in the future..."】
6.Oishi Xiuichiro: "Really? How pitiful! How about this, I will send you to the alien deportation center, and buy some steamed buns for you to take with you! … Don't go..."
【Comments: "It's really that I didn't accept the love of the mother of the Qingxue Tennis Club..."】
7.Gan Sadaharu: "According to my data, the chance that I will give you money is 0%, and the chance that you will hold me back is 1%... Am I right? So as long as you drink this bottle Drinks, I will give you 90 yuan! (Take out a dry special drink)"
The beggar (what's wrong with eating and taking!) drank it in one breath. . . . . . . . . (Laughing darkly~), the beggar fainted. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Gan: "Hehe... (Take out the notebook!) Another good data collection!"
Result: According to a citizen, another beggar fainted on the street today.The police suspected that it was a series of cases of knocking down beggars. . . . . . . . . .The Serious Crimes Unit has now been established!The police reminded beggars in the market to be careful. . . . . . . . .
8.Takashi Kawamura: "Wait, I'll give you the money. (Looking for the wallet in the tennis bag, I accidentally grabbed the racket...)... Burning! Come, baby! If you want to ask me for money, you are 100 years too early!"
Result: According to a citizen, another beggar fainted on the street today. . . . . . .This is already the third person!The police have no clue about this either!
9.Takeshi Momoshiro: "Eating hamburgers before used up all the money. No way, no way!"
【Comment: "Eating hamburgers until I ran out of money, strong!"】
10.Horio Satoshi: "You want to ask me for money?! I'm Horio with two years of tennis experience!"
Beggar: "So you are Horio with two years of tennis experience? That's amazing!"
Horio: "Really? So I'm so famous! Here, (take out 50 yen~), use it!"
【Comment: "Khan... What does begging have to do with two years of tennis experience?"】
11.Guan Yue: "You came to ask me because of my noble appearance... I'm not interested in you!"
【Comment: "The narcissism is hopeless..."】
12.Fuji Yuta: "My goal is to defeat my brother. I won't give you money until then..."
【Comment: "What does begging have to do with Fuji SAMA?"】
13.Qianshi Qingchun: "It's not LACKY at all to meet you! Ah, there are two beautiful girls in front, LUCKY!"
【Comment: "It's not LUCKY for a beggar to meet Qingchun!"】
14.Yakutsujin: "Don't order me!" (Get angry...)
The beggar continued to beg from him. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Get beaten up!
Akutsu: "I hate people ordering me the most!"
Result: According to a citizen, another beggar fainted on the street today. . . . . . .This is already the fourth person!This time, he was violently beaten by criminals, causing three broken ribs and multiple comminuted fractures. . . . . . . . . .
15.Jujuping (looking at him seriously): "If you think you are better than me, stand up!"
[Speechless. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 】
16.Ibu Shinji: "If I give it to you, I won't have the money to take the bus, and if I don't have the money to take the bus, I won't be able to go home... If I don't give it to you, you shouldn't pester me, right? If that's the case... ...how did I go, I haven't finished yet, do you disrespect me so much, this society... (omitted below...)
[Speechless. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 】
17.Akira Kamio: "If you want money, follow my pace!"
Result: According to a citizen, another beggar fainted on the street today. . . . . . .This is already the fifth person!This time the situation is the same as the first time. . .But the police are on to it!
18.Atobe Keigo: "Hmph! (Throws a coin,) This small amount of money is nothing in the eyes of my uncle, is it, Huadi?"
Huadi: "Yes!"
Atobe: "Let's indulge in my master's beauty!"
【Comment: "Handsome!...... But for beggars, a bit......"】
19.Jie Chuan Ji Lang: "Really?" He fell asleep next to the beggar. . . . . . . . . . .
Result: The beggar harvested a lot that day. . . .Because Cilang fans get a lot of money once they make a move!
20.Feng Chotaro: "I'll ask Senior Anato!"
【Comment: "What does this have to do with Anato?"】
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