The Lonely Love of the Black Angel

There is no time to update, but in order to keep updated, I would like to share with you Sima Guang smashing tanks in modern language:

Sima Guang and his children went to the garden to play~~everyone was playing peek-a-boo~~there was a rockery in the garden~it happened that there was a big vat under the rockery~the ancients did not have fire hydrants~so they often used big vats to store water for emergencies Need, moreover, it’s very nice to raise a lotus flower and raise a fish in it. The tanks in the Forbidden City are also used for this purpose~~ So~ the big tank under the rockery is filled with water~ There is a child Hiding on the rockery, I still had fun, thinking that I would not find him, but in the end, I stumbled~ oops~ I became a Sima Guang~~ He stumbled and fell into the big vat~~ The other children were crying and running ~If there are some people who are scared and stupid, they will go to the adults again~~~Xiao Guang, looking at the little partner who is struggling in the tank~It’s called a tangle~I can’t swim and I’m not tall enough, so beautiful I really want to ruin it~~ hey~ human life is important~~ so ~ classmate Xiaoguang lifted a rock and smashed it down, and he was still thinking silently~ ah ah ah~ it was not my intention~ you will stay with me, Sima Guang, from now on Famous history! !So~the tank agreed, and it broke~~the water gushed out~As for the person who fell into it crawled out of the hole, or was later hugged out of the tank by an adult, I don’t know, only the owner of the tank is aware of the matter After the process, Xiao Guang was greatly praised, and he did not pursue the broken tank~~ So Sima Guang became famous by smashing tanks to save his partners~~~

I personally think it's quite interesting...

My mother is here, and I will send you a copy of "The Prince of Tennis Bargain", which I read on a website:

Tezuka

Cashier: Welcome to our store, your consumption in this store is 351 yuan and 2 cents

Tezuka: ………Run around the supermarket 500 times

Cashier: Can you get a 8% discount?

Tezuka: ...run 200 laps around the supermarket

Cash register: 4% discount is fine...(555555...)

Tezuka: Thank you

Cashier: Thank you... Thank you for your patronage...

Fuji

Cash register: welcome to our store, your consumption in this store is 253 yuan

Buer (smiling): Ma'am, doesn't your store offer discounts?

Cashier (blushing): Hmm...um, yes~~~ 8% off

Fuji (smile disappears): Really?

Cashier: No...no, yes...it's 6% off!

Fuji (eyes open): Really? ?

Cashier: Yes... Yes, 3% off!

Fuji (smiling back): Thank you so much! ! !

Cash register: welcome to come again next time (You better never come! 555)

Dragon Horse Chapter

Cash register: welcome to our store, your consumption in this store is 445 yuan

Ryoma: madamadadane

Cash register: Then I will give you a 8% discount

Ryoma: madamadada

Cash register: 5% off

Ryoma: madamadadane

Cash register: 3% off (555)

Ryoma: OK

Kikumaru

Cashier: Welcome to our store, your consumption in this store is 221 yuan and 5 cents

Juwan: Huh~~~~~~~~ so expensive~~~meow~~~

Cash register: 7% off

Ju Wan: Yeah, I have so much money with me~ Meow~~~!

Cashier (nosebleed): Can I get a 5% discount? ? ?

Chrysanthemum Wan: It’s still very expensive~~~~ People say they have a lot of money~~~ Meow~~~

Cash register (nosebleed mad spray): 2% off, okay? ? ?

Juwan: Sister, thank you~~~meow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I’m sending me a balloon bia, meow~~~)

Cash register: welcome to come again next time~~~(happiness~~~~~~~~~)

Dashi

Cash register: welcome to our store, your consumption in this store is 184 yuan

Dashi: Oh, miss, is it a bit expensive?I spent so much money at home, I am so sorry everyone~~~.Do you know that it is not easy for parents to earn money?The first thing to do is to find a job... (the following is abbreviated n hundred words) In short, things are too expensive! ! !I'm sorry for what the party and the people have taught you!

Cash register black line) I will give you a 4% discount, please go! ! !

Dashi: Miss, you are so reasonable! ! !

Cash register: walk slowly (go out and kill you!)

Peach City Chapter

Cashier: Welcome to our store, your consumption in this store is 228 yuan and 3 cents

Taocheng: No way?I just bought 30 hamburgers, 5 bags of French fries, 7 bags of chicken nuggets, and 3 cans of Coke? ? ! ! ! {Is it still less? ? ? }

Cashier: Then I'll give you a 8% discount.

Taocheng (serious): Miss, do you know? How many burgers can I buy for 228 yuan?How much sushi can I buy?How many French fries can I buy?How much bento can I buy?You can buy... (saliva~~~)

I'm hungry at the cash register~~~) Okay, okay. 4% off, thank you for your patronage

Taocheng: Miss, let me treat you to a hamburger, thank you!

Begonia

Website cash register: Welcome to our store, your consumption in this store is 130 yuan)

Begonia: si~~~

Cashier: I’m so scared) Because——our shop——the reward——there’s a 8% discount......

Begonia: si~~~

Cashier: Because you are an old customer, I will give you a discount of 5% off {Is this your first time here? ? ! ! ! }

Begonia: si~~~(Pay money)

Cashier: Thank you... Thank you... Hui... Gu...

Kawamura

Cashier: Welcome to our store, your consumption in this store is 109 yuan

Kawamura: Um... um..., no discount?

Cashier (resolute): No! ! ! {It's really bullying! }

Kawamura (picking up the new racket): Oh, comeonbaby! Burningup is cheaper for me, you hear me?

Cashier: Okay...ok...yes, 4...4% off...can...is that okay?

Kawamura: That's about the same! ! !

Cash register: go...

dry article

Cash register: Welcome to our store, your consumption in this store is 206 yuan

Gan: ...do you want to try my vegetable juice?very delicious~~~

Cash register: OK! ! ! {Don't drink it! }

1 minutes later

Cash register: ... (fainting)

Gan Yin smiled and took the things away... {Hey, fuck!No quality!Gan: Do you want to try it?A certain cat: I, I flash first}

Watching the Moon

Cash register: Welcome to our store, your consumption in this store is 110 yuan

Guanyue: According to my information, the cost of these things I bought was at most 55 yuan, 2 cents, 4 cents and 8 percent, but you sold them for 110 yuan, which means you earned me 54 yuan, 7 cents and 5 cents. in crime, fraud

Cashier (Khan~~): You, buy it at cost price! ! ! (555...)

Atobe

Cash register: welcome to our store, your consumption in this store is 5559 yuan

Atobe: This figure is not flashy at all!Is it just this little money?Can we make more exchanges?This is too detrimental to my young master's image!Isn't it?Birch?

Birch: yes

Atobe showed his gold card (Canai: Hey, hey Atobe, we are bargaining! Atobe: I like this young master! And call me Queen Atobe!!!)

Jiro

Cash register: welcome to our store, your consumption in this store is 9 yuan

Jiro: z... z... ZZ...

Cash register: ………………

Jiro: z... z... zz...

K hours later

Cash register: z...z...zz...

Cilang (waking up): ...the shopper fell asleep, really disrespectful