You, teach me how to do things?

But Shang Chuan didn't expect that there was something wrong with Xiao Xia.

It is to hold a grudge.

In fact, he doesn't hold grudges very much on weekdays, and a little conflict is over with a haha, mainly because Shang Chuan's jokes this time made him unacceptable.

the man.

Can't say no.

So Xia Yuanling launched his revenge plan.

But he didn't know how to take revenge on Shang Chuan at all.

Put laxatives in Shang Chuan's food?Xia Yuanling was afraid of being caught and his ass would be spanked.

Deleted Shang Chuan's profile?But the trouble was too much, next time Shang Chuan would not draw a card for himself.

Hey.

Xia Yuanling was a little distressed.

He thought of Miss May.

Ms. Mei hates Shang Chuan so much, she must have a way to deal with him.

But Xia Yuanling didn't have Miss Mei's contact information.

When he was squatting on the ground drawing circles and cursing Shang Chuan, a golden opportunity was presented to him.

Shang Chuan's mother wants to come and see the "little couple".

Mother Shang didn’t come here for other reasons, one is to see how the young couple’s life is going, and the other is to give some food and drink, especially the pickled radishes and stuffed sausages from her own home, and a handful of her own Vegetables grown in the vegetable field.

These three, when playing mahjong with Xia Yuanling's mother, Xia's mother boasted that the two of them went home to stay for one night, and they were both in-laws.

Shang Chuan didn't know that he took Xiao Xia back to his home for a walk.

But speaking of it, since that incident, Shang Chuan has become inseparable.

Mother Shang didn't dare to think too much, since the young couple can't talk, she might as well come to see the two children.

I sent a message to Shang Chuan and Xia Yuanling, Shang Chuan had to go to work, Xia Yuanling's time was scattered, so he took time to pick up Shang's mother.

Xia Yuanling was cute, with a sweet mouth, and Shang's mother liked him very much when she saw him. The two talked and laughed along the way, and when they drove home, Xia Yuanling helped carry things upstairs.

Just these big and small bags filled Shang Chuan's refrigerator to the brim.Mother Shang started preparing dinner again and asked Xia Yuanling to help peel garlic and choose vegetables.The two chatted a few words from time to time, chatted about gossip in the entertainment industry, and gossip about Shang Chuan.

"How are you two doing? Shang Chuan treats you well."

"good."

If that's not good, can you beat him up for me?

Naturally it was impossible, Xia Yuanling's revenge plan would not be so simple.

The two talked without saying a word, and when the thick white fish soup boiled three times, Shang Chuan got home from get off work.

As soon as he opened the door, he could smell the aroma of food. Shang Chuan realized that his own mother had already arrived. He changed his shoes, and seeing his mother busy in the kitchen, he casually yelled, "Mom."

"Hey, you're back, I—"

Before Mother Shang finished saying hello, she heard Xia Yuanling rushing over, and yelled sweetly, "Husband! You're back!"

Shang Chuan's goosebumps popped up immediately.

"Honey, are you tired from work~"

"Husband, Mom and I cooked, we'll have dinner in a while~"

"Honey, let me squeeze your shoulders~"

Xia Yuanling hugged Shang Chuan's wrist, dangling it like a large ornament.

Shang Chuan's scalp was numb, and he didn't know what Xia Yuanling was playing?

He lowered his voice and asked, "What the hell are you doing?"

"It's nothing, I'm welcoming my husband home."

Grass!

Any fool could feel that Xia Yuanling was disgusting himself.

So what Shang Chuan ate for this meal was called sugar-coated cannonballs, so sweet that it made you feel tired.

Xia Yuanling picked up vegetables for himself, poured tea for himself, and hugged his wrist for a while.

Shang Chuan still has to be criticized by his own mother for not being able to spoil his daughter-in-law, and there is something wrong with his head.

A table of dishes, tofu fish soup, emerald shrimp, cola chicken wings, cold fungus, was originally a delicacy with both meat and vegetables, but under Xia Yuanling's offensive, Shang Chuan only tasted the sweetness and nausea in his throat.

"Old man~ you drink a bowl of soup~"

No, you can't use redundancies in this thing! ! !Disgusting! ! !

Shang Chuan wanted to bury himself in the soup.

"Hey, I'm relieved to see you two living so well," Mother Shang sighed while eating, "Go home and see more in the future, Shang Chuan, you haven't been home for a long time."

Shang Chuan looked up at his mother, his face suddenly became cold, and he replied casually: "Yes."

"Xiaoxia and you are really a good match, I said you are looking for a child with such a cheerful personality."

"Ah."

From now on, no matter what his mother said, he would always say yes.

Fortunately, Xia Yuanling was lively enough and talked a lot, and he changed the topic to other places within a few words, so that people could not notice Shang Chuan's emotional indifference.

After eating, it was Shang Chuan who washed the dishes.

Xia Yuanling sat on the sofa chatting with Shangmu.

Mother Shang mentioned that Shang Chuan was obedient and sensible when he was a child, with good academic performance, and he didn't know anything in his mind except study.

"My husband is the one with good grades at first glance, unlike me, who only knows how to play games, buy snacks, and skip classes all day long."

Xia Yuanling talked about the interesting story of copying homework when he was a child, even copying "short". Halfway through the talk, Shang Chuan's dishes were washed.He wiped his hands and walked up to Mother Shang, and asked, "I'll take you back."

"Hey, good." Mother Shang agreed.

"I also--"

"You stay at home," Shang Chuan said, "I'll just send it off by myself."

Xia Yuanling didn't think too much, and stayed at home.

Shang Chuan took the car keys and entered the underground parking lot with his mother.

"Your life-long event has finally been resolved. Xiao Xia is a really nice kid. He can talk and make troubles. Look at me and say that you and Xiao Xia will definitely get along well. Look how good it is now. We and the Xia family are also in-laws." .”

The more Shang's mother thought about it, the more she felt that Xia Yuanling was suitable for Shang Chuan, and the combination of the two was simply a match made in heaven.

"You should also be more enthusiastic about Xiaoxia. Don't always be cold. Feelings depend on the maintenance of both parties. Look at your attitude towards Xiaoxia today. I think it's too much. Xiaoxia is young. You have to let her go. Let him pamper him."

"By the way, when are you going to adopt a child? My father and I talked about this last time. Xiaoxia is still young, but you are not young. Take the child as soon as possible—"

Shang Chuan said abruptly, "Mom, have you said enough?"

His sudden and sharp attitude made Shangmu's words stuck in her throat.

"It's almost there, I'll take you to the door." But soon, Shang Chuan seemed to be that good and sensible son again.

Mother Shang pinched her fingers: "Aren't you going in? You haven't been home for a while, go in and sit down?"

But Shang Chuan directly refused: "No need, I will go back during the Chinese New Year and holidays."

"you--"

"Get out of the car."

Mother Shang glanced at her son, sighed, opened the car door and got out.

Seeing Shang's mother enter the house from a distance, and the aunt who lived at home came out to pick him up, Shang Chuan turned the car and left with peace of mind.

On the way back, he opened the window.

The wind at night is cool and refreshing.

He didn't feel very comfortable, but the atmosphere in the car just now was too oppressive, which made him a little out of breath.

It is necessary to open some gaps to let the cool breeze in, and smash the illusion of the mother's kindness and filial piety.

He went home alone with the chill on his shoulders.

Xia Yuan Lingwo was playing computer on the sofa, his new game was scary.At this moment, he was being chased by zombies and running around, Shang Chuan came back, making him tremble with fright.

Suddenly, I feel that the zombies on the screen are not so unrecognizable, even a little cute.

"What the hell are you doing today?"

When I got home, I naturally wanted to raise a teacher to question the crime.

"I didn't. I just wanted to show our newlyweds' affection in front of your mother—"

"speak English!"

Shang Chuan yelled like the head teacher in high school who tortured Xia Yuanling to death. He was so frightened that he called directly: "You, you, you say I can't, I want revenge! Men can't say no!"

He was ready to be beaten by Shang Chuan, but he didn't expect Shang Chuan to make any moves.

"Oh, I see, I won't say it next time," Shang Chuan seemed to accept Xia Yuanling's statement, "I'll treat you to a meal, and I'll treat it as an apology."

Ok?

Didn't hit anyone?

Xia Yuanling suddenly felt his butt itch.

Not right.

"I do not want to eat?"

"No, no, think about it, thank you, Mr. Shang."

Shang Chuan nodded, ready to go to the bathroom to wash up, turned around, suddenly remembered something, and told Xia Yuanling: "Next time, don't use redundancies when calling your husband!"

It's disgusting to listen to the old man of Nima.

"Okay~husband~"

Shang Chuan glared at him, and Xia Yuanling quickly covered his mouth in fright, and drew a zipper-like movement on his mouth.Then hold the computer and continue to play your own game.

Hey, compared with Mr. Shang, the zombies in the game have become more amiable and beautiful.

Look at the eyes of this zombie, they are big and round.

Look at the zombie's mouth, it's long and wide.

Look at the hands of this zombie.

Ah, the hand is broken.

The author says:

Mr. Shang: Do you think zombies are cuter than me?

Xiaoxia: Hmm - not at all!Why do you have to compare cuteness with zombies!