You, teach me how to do things?

But what Xia Yuanling didn't expect was that when the talk show came out, it completely exploded.

No reason, just because the plastic love he pretended by Monk Chuan made people feel too funny.Memes like "Biological and chemical weapons are prohibited", "The toilet exploded", and "All the poems are memorized wrong" are flying around, and some people say that the relationship between the two is so sweet.

Sweet fart!

all fake!

Be sober! ! ! ! !

Xia Yuanling was so angry that he was exhausted, learned etiquette and squeezed his throat, and played the role of an affectionate eunuch. The trending search lasted less than an hour, and Nima and Shang Chuan casually quarreled and hung up all day 's trending searches.

Some things in this world are just too unfair.

knock! ! ! ! !

But there was nothing to do, Xia Yuanling would also like to read gossip.

His enthusiasm was gradually increasing, and Fang Rui found a job for Xia Yuanling over there.Recently, there was an accident with the male second that was originally scheduled by the crew, and it was on the social news. The director was in a hurry to find someone to replace him.Knowing that Xia Yuanling had a schedule, he asked Fang Rui if he could.Xia Yuanling glanced at the script, and it's okay to play a scumbag.

So he took over the script and spent every day at home thinking about how to act like a scumbag.

In the next few days, Mr. Shang could see Xia Yuanling biting a cucumber at home and holding a script in one hand, performing vividly.

It is said to be a scumbag, but the character is not so simple and can be summarized. If it is a completely flat character, Xia Yuanling will not accept it.The good thing about this role is that he is a prince full of poems and books, and he and the heroine are also childhood sweethearts, but in the end, because the prince wants more royal power than a beauty, he failed the heroine, and the heroine turned to the embrace of the heroine .

The following is the sweet pet story of the hero and heroine, but Xia Yuanling's male second will go over to make trouble from time to time.

Xia Yuanling wanted to act out that kind of noble and cold princely temperament. He checked a lot of information on the Internet and watched a lot of dramas, but he couldn't find that kind of feeling.But after thinking about it, if you were replaced by a modern person, wouldn't you just be a domineering president who is full of overtime work and has no desires other than making money, and occasionally uses literature to decorate his appearance?

Isn't this a coincidence?

There is one in the next room.

But at the moment, Mr. Shang is not at home and is working in the company.

Xia Yuanling sent a message to Shang Chuan, asking when he left work.

Shang Chuan replied quickly: "It's very late, what's the matter?"

"A role I'm going to play recently is very similar to you. I want to refer to your status. I can just stand by and watch you work, and I won't disturb you."

Xia Yuanling deleted, deleted, and modified a sentence, and finally got up the courage to send it to Shang Chuan when it was smooth.

After all, Shang Chuan is an annoying person, sometimes he has to correct typos and wrong sentences for you when he writes a sentence.

"it is good."

After getting the consent, Xia Yuanling went to look for Shang Chuan by car.

Unfortunately, when Shang Chuan was still in a meeting when he first arrived at the company, secretary Xiao Cheng greeted Xia Yuanling.Said it was a sudden meeting, Shang Chuan asked him to tell Xia Yuanling, just wait for him in the office.

"Mr. Shang asked me to say sorry to you, he didn't mean to—"

"it's okay no problem."

Every time Xia Yuanling sighed, Mr. Shang was sometimes too polite.

He hugged his laptop, opened the word document, and wrote "The Scumbag's Training Plan", treating it as a biography written by him.

Xia Yuanling wrote a little bit of his own thoughts according to the script, and before he wrote two lines, there was a sudden dispute outside the door.

"Can you let me meet Shang Chuan?"

"President Shang is in a meeting, may I ask who you are?"

Xia Yuanling couldn't help but join in the fun, and when he opened the door, he heard the man say, "I'm Shang Chuan's ex-boyfriend."

But it was a pity that Xia Yuanling had already stepped half of his foot out, and the door was also opened, so he couldn't get it back.

"Ah, is that right? This is Mr. Shang's lover, do you want to have a chat?" Secretary Xiao Cheng didn't think it was a big deal, and pointed at Xia Yuanling.

Xia Yuanling wanted to cry, but he didn't want to cry, so he wanted to join in the fun, so let's face the Asura field directly.

"I'll go first, you two talk slowly."

After the secretary left, Xia Yuanling glanced awkwardly at the person who claimed to be Shang Chuan's ex-boyfriend.He has a pretty face and looks like a well-behaved student with good grades.Speaking of which, he remembered that Shang Chuan liked literature, and it is not surprising that people like this kind of temperament.

"Hi, I'm Yan Yu."

Aventure?

Xia Yuanling shook his head to wake himself up.

"Hello, I--"

Before Xia Yuanling finished speaking, he was interrupted by Yan Yu: "I know, I saw it on the Internet, you are Xia Yuanling, right?"

"Ah."

The conversation between the two just now attracted the attention of many people in the company. Xia Yuanling asked Yan Yu to come in to talk out of fear of embarrassment.

In this way, things become more awkward.

Xia Yuanling felt from the beginning to the end that he should bear the main responsibility for this fake marriage.

It's fine to delay yourself, anyway, he is still young and has no plans to get married.But Xia Yuanling felt a little sorry for delaying Mr. Shang.He had hinted to Shang Chuan several times before that if Shang Chuan had someone he liked, he would support it.But Shang Chuan said that he is not interested in these things.

Whether you are interested or not, even your ex-boyfriend is coming to your door right now.

"Sit down, what do you want to drink, I'll pour it for you."

Yan Yu looked at Shang Chuan's office, then set his eyes on the coffee table.

He's so cute, even Xia Yuanling himself thinks it's not surprising that Shang Chuan would like such a boy.

Finally, Xia Yuanling took a glass of water and handed it to Yan Yu.

"Will you mind if I come to your door?" Yan Yu didn't expect to meet Xia Yuanling here at first, he just came to find Shang Chuan.Moreover, Xia Yuanling's intimate attitude made him a little at a loss.

Xia Yuanling sat beside Yan Yu carelessly, and patted him on the shoulder: "Oh, what do you mind, Mr. Shang is so old, it's normal to have a few ex-boyfriends. When did you and him get together? ? How long have you been together? Did Mr. Shang like you very much before!"

He was a bit gossip, and wanted to see what kind of person could tolerate Shang Chuan's character.

But Yan Yu's expression changed, and he didn't answer Xia Yuanling's question directly, but emphasized repeatedly: "Mr. Shang likes me very much, in fact, I believe he also likes me now."

He reckoned that Shang Chuan would come back in a while, if Xia Yuanling was angered at this time and he hit himself, then Mr. Shang—

"Really?" Xia Yuanling rubbed his head, but he had never heard Mr. Shang mention it.

However, the two were married in a fake manner, so Mr. Shang probably wouldn't fully confess his private affairs.

Yan Yu looked at Xia Yuanling's expression, but there was no anger on this person's face.

As expected of an actor, his thoughts are really deep.

Then he has to add a little bit of embellishment: "Mr. Shang, he still wants to contact me recently, saying that he is not happy now."

Xia Yuanling sighed, that's not true, I am not happy either, and I no longer have the freedom to eat snail noodles.

In Yan Yu's eyes, his expression was sad and uncomfortable.

It seems that this sentence works: "Mr. Shang and I were forced to separate before. I think if we do it all over again, we will definitely not choose the previous path."

Xia Yuanling continued to sigh. He and the snail powder were also forced to separate. If he was given another chance, he would dare to open the window to dissipate the smell before Mr. Shang returned home.

Why don't you sit on the balcony and eat next time.

But there will be a smell in the pot.

So annoying.

"Mr. Xia, it was you who intervened in our relationship," Yan Yu suddenly became emotional, "Can you leave Mr. Shang, Mr. Shang doesn't like you, he just fancy your family background, you put He let me, okay?"

To Yan Yu's surprise, Xia Yuanling replied, "Okay."

But after he finished speaking, he felt a little regretful. Although Mr. Monk had a fake marriage, wouldn't it be bad to suddenly get divorced after only two weeks of marriage?Moreover, the person who took the bed photo hadn't been caught yet. Divorcing at this time is obviously an irrational behavior.

"But I can't divorce him for the time being. Why don't you two fall in love first, and then I, Mr. Monk, will continue to be married?"

Now it was Yan Yu's turn to be fooled.

"Come and join our family."

and many more.

Yan Yu suddenly realized a possibility.

I'm afraid Xia Yuanling wants to play 3some with him?

No no no no! ! ! !

Yan Yu stood up and was about to leave.

Xia Yuanling thought he had something to do, so he also stood up.But Yan Yu misunderstood that he was going to do something to him, so he pushed Xia Yuanling away abruptly, before he forgot to curse: "You pervert!"

Coincidentally, seeing the phrase "Scumbag Training Plan" on Xia Yuanling's laptop, Yan Yu became more certain of his thoughts, this person is a bastard scumbag plus a deadly pervert.

He ran out quickly, but he just bumped into Shang Chuan who was returning to the office after the meeting.

Shang Chuan glanced at Xia Yuanling and then at Yan Yu, and asked, "Who is this?"

His finger was pointing at Yan Yu.

"Shang Chuan, don't you remember me?" When Yan Yu saw Shang Chuan, he felt wronged all of a sudden, and was about to pounce on him, but Shang Chuan quickly avoided him.

"Sir, please don't touch your hands."

Seeing Xia Yuanling sitting on the ground, Shang Chuan hurried over to help Xia Yuanling up, and asked in a low voice, "What's going on?"

"I still want to ask you, isn't he your ex-boyfriend?"

"I've never been in a relationship before, where did I get my ex-boyfriend from?" Shang Chuan looked at the two of them suspiciously.

Yan Yu suddenly became embarrassed: "Did you forget? You and I are high school classmates, and you said you liked me."

Shang Chuan looked up and down Yan Yu suspiciously.

Then he took out his mobile phone and made a call: "Hey, is there a security guard? Someone is scamming here."

The author says:

Mr. Shang, as long as I am straight enough, there will be no green tea and white moonlight to find me.