Top C-bit love [entertainment circle]

A trump card, and that is exactly Chi Xingyan's weakness.

Pico stood firm on the stage, and when Chi Xingyan's fans faded away, he provocatively said: "I can go down if you want, but just now you spread rumors and I bought trending searches, it's too unfair to me."

Chi Xingyan looked at him coldly.

"I don't even know which trending search you're talking about..." Pico took out his phone, swipe across it casually, and asked intentionally, "Is it Song Siwei's? You see, you're still in a hurry, how can you do it for your brother Song?" Calling your fans mad dogs?"

Fans of Pico booed in the audience.

Chi Xingyan watched him act, but didn't speak.

Pico pointed to Song Siwei who was sitting in the first row below the stage: "Hey, the real master is here too. This is even more amazing. Song Siwei is on the trending list, why are you reacting so much?"

"Because Chi Xingyan is a dead gay!"

Someone in the audience shouted loudly.

Suddenly, as if a bomb had been detonated, Chi Xingyan's fans screamed to tell Pico's fans to shut up, the support light signs flew in the air, someone jumped up from their seats, and the two groups of people scolded each other face to face, Kankan was stopped by the rushing security guards, so they didn't fight on the spot.

Chi Xingyan watched the farce coldly, his handsome face was darker than ever before, he looked at Song Siwei in the audience from a distance, and a look of pain flashed in his eyes.

Song Siwei met his eyes, neither sad nor happy.

Surrounded by screaming and cursing one after another, the sound waves are like a whirlpool trying to suck people in.

Song Siwei, the eye of the storm, was surprisingly calm, as if all this had nothing to do with him.

He stared at Chi Xingyan on the stage, his black jade-like pupils gleamed slightly, and his slightly narrow peach blossom eyes were slightly lifted up, as if smiling, just like when he first met, his whole body was full of elegant and safe charm .

He mouthed Chi Xingyan: "Don't be afraid."

Chi Xingyan's eyes turned red. Before he could say "I'm sorry", Song Siwei told him to "don't be afraid".

Chi Xingyan closed his eyes and nodded, kicking Pico off the stage.

Pico was caught off guard and made a big somersault, cursed angrily and gave the middle finger to the stage, and was soon carried away by the rushing staff.

Chi Xingyan looked down at the auditorium who were pinching each other, and his Adam's apple moved slightly: "Have you had enough trouble?"

The scene was instantly quiet.

"My show is about to begin."

The host rushed to round up the field, praying that all the farce just now would be cut out in the later stage, as if nothing had happened.

However, he didn't know that Zhou Chenchen's trumpet live broadcast was still going on.

Jiang Man acquiesced to Zhou Chenchen's live broadcast. She held down Liu Meng, who came up to stop her, with a firm expression: "Trust Xingyan, take a gamble."

Only the fast speaking of the host was left on the scene, and all the disputes seemed to have disappeared.However, on the invisible network, the excitement has just begun.

Hundreds of thousands of people flocked into the live broadcast room to watch the battle, cheering, swearing and fighting, and the reverberation became one, and Chi Xingyan was soon sent to the trending search, ranking alongside Song Siwei at the top of the list.

It wasn't until the search volume of the word "mad dog" exploded that it became a blocked word, Chi Xingyan said in disdain while everyone was waiting with bated breath: "It seems that the word "mad dog" is quite inelegant, do I have to change the name of my impromptu performance?" ? "

The stage was quiet.

God K was very excited to eat melons, and immediately waved his hands and beat a string of drums, announcing the start of the show: "Then what are you waiting for, come quickly!"

Chi Xingyan dragged Limai to the center of the stage with one hand, stepped on the drums step by step: "Do you know what my character design is?"

The fans shouted in unison: "Don't mess with me!"

Chi Xingyan nodded, looking condescendingly at the people scolding him in the audience: "What's the relationship between me and Song Siwei? It's none of your business? The next song "Vicious Dog" is given to you, so stop barking and barking in front of me from now on."

Heizi in the audience immediately started yelling, the voices of the people and the drums complemented each other, like entering a chicken and duck factory, it was full of creaking, lively and funny.

The more Chi Xingyan looked at it, the more ridiculous he found it, holding Limai in his arms, he opened his mouth amidst the boundless chaos and noise——

A dog in the alley is barking, and other dogs follow suit;

I asked the dog why you want to bark, it said how do I know, I just want to bark wildly;

I am usually a submissive bear, but when I join the army of vicious dogs, I will become a hero who can call the wind and rain. I want to enforce the law all over the world. I don’t like you, your house will collapse;

I fought with another dog for food today, he bit me, I couldn't bite him;

So I came to bite you, you are human, you can't fight back, if you bite the dog hair back, you will be smeared;

I want to spread the justice of the dog world, and I want to spread the light of righteousness on the earth;

……

The lyrics are so appropriate for the occasion, they are in perfect harmony with the farce on the scene, and the level of ridicule is beyond the limit.

The scene suddenly became quiet again, everyone woke up in surprise, someone blew a whistle, and someone cheered and shouted: "Keep laughing and don't stop!"

Chi Xingyan did as he wished. He felt that the Chinese rhyme was not pleasing to the tongue, so he changed it to English:

Oh I'm thelord, I'm the justice, I'm the king of dogs;

(Oh I'm God, I'm justice, I'm the dogking inside the dog)

Youshittyhumanwanttofollowme?

(You hot chicken humans want followme)

Heybro, welcome to bean ice doggy;

(Heybro, welcome to dog land)

Fluffy hairismy cover, I can't be cuter in real life ever;

(The furry appearance is my disguise, in reality I am very cute)

Peace and love is whatever, I don't care when I'm undercover;

(Love and peace are bullshit, I don't give a shit about wearing dog skin)

Don't beaquiet puppy, yougettobesomeone'sdaddy;

(Don't be a quiet little boy, you have to be someone else's uncle)

Findahumantoblameon, chasehim, throwdirtyballslikebangbang;

(Find a mortal and start cursing, bite him tightly, and ballball him with foul language)

Knockhimdown, tearoff histongue, then you'll get the dog king crown!

(Turn him over, tear his tongue out, and you can become the dog king and wear the crown in one battle)

……

Screams came and went, Zhou Chenchen didn't even want to be an idol, and slapped Song Siwei on the shoulder wildly: "Did you see that, Mr. Song! Two bets! Three bets! Four bets!"

Song Siwei held him down: "I see."

Chi Xingyan sang English so well and made fun of it, he even wanted to teach keyboard warriors and diode sunspots how to behave. Accompanied by God K's drumbeat, he asked at a different pace:

——Hey Bro, why not be a human though?

(HeyBro, why can't you just be a person?)

Why do you want to be a dog when you can be a human being?

——The way you bared your teeth is really ugly——

There's no way you can define my life;

(you want to define my life no way)

Soshut your mouth and bequiet——

(Shut your mouth and be quiet for a moment——)

Chi Xingyan put his index finger on his lips and made a "hush" movement. The fans' screams gradually stopped, and a song was sung with a combination of movement and stillness, and the tension was full.

He said: andlisten—Yo——

Everyone waited with their ears pricked up.

A harsh metallic sound from the drum kit and cymbals signaled the end of the quiet interrogation, followed by a stormy rap—

How dare you point fingers sat others, while you live your own life like losers?

(You yourself are living a mess like a loser, and you dare to point fingers at others?)

Don't you ever try to bea world police, execute the justice that never exists;

(Don't think about being a world policeman, enforcing your non-existent laws everywhere)

Be careful of what come out of your mouth, you know what, karma is abitch;

(Pay attention to the ivory spit out of your mouth, do you know that good and evil will be rewarded)

Keyboard cannot be yoursword, fakeIDisn't yoursword;

(Don't be a keyboard warrior, also