Gui smiled, "You still search for your own videos? I thought I was the only one interested."

Chi Xingyan was so embarrassed that he just wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in.

Nine out of ten, what Chen Gui saw was the Lalang dubbing videos spliced ​​together by video bloggers.

This drama was filmed in secret, and there was no announcement before joining the group. Although Chi Xingyan's fans always like to post all kinds of messy videos on Weibo, they still can't find Chen Gui's Weibo.

Then there is only one possibility, Chen Gui has nothing to do, and went to search for archaeological and historical materials of his name by himself.

It's too fucking shameful.

As long as Chi Xingyan thinks about the videos Chen Gui has watched, most of them are sadomasochistic romances with popular male stars, he will feel suffocated time after time.

Taking the initiative to establish a good CP relationship with Song Siwei is purely for the future of this drama, but it does not mean that he likes to be cut randomly in this way, especially in some videos, he is still superficially cold, but in fact he feels straightforward Tsundere!

Simply unbearable!

"I'm also annoyed by that random cut..." Chi Xingyan managed to hide his embarrassment, and pretended to be calm, "Mr. Chen, just pretend you didn't see it, just ignore it."

"Then how can you ignore it?" Chen Gui raised his eyebrows and said with a suppressed smile, "Such a good enlightenment textbook, of course we should save it for Lao Song to observe and study."

Chi Xingyan: "..."

who I am?where am iWhat did I hear?

The producer wants to show my future CP a video of me and other men doing this, that, and that?

Immediately, some unsuitable images popped up in Chi Xingyan's mind, and the nouns jumped out of his hidden thesaurus one after another as if the floodgates had been opened.

Lalang match, captivity, high abuse, dark, sickly, stand-in, peerless Alpha, long-legged brother, Stockholm syndrome, domineering president and his little girl, sweetheart running away...

What are these... Chi Xingyan shook his head, trying to erase these nouns from his mind, thinking with black lines, why do I know so many strange things.

"Mr. Chen, please forgive me..." Chi Xingyan had a bitter face, "Don't mention those videos anymore."

"Hahaha——" Chen Gui burst into laughter, "I really think those editors are geniuses, I have to pick one or two good ones to absorb into the editing team. You just don't understand these street dramas, so I edited them. I didn’t feel anything when I came out, we need to find professional people to do professional things.”

Chi Xingyan was almost overwhelmed. What kind of food did Chen Gui grow up with? The more he listened, the more unreliable he became.

"Cough..." Song Siwei said, "I don't quite understand what video you are talking about. In short, my appeal will not change. I don't want to play the role of Xie Qian just to fire CP."

"Do you know what it means to fire CP? You're just expressing it here..." Chen Gui said, "Didn't you just come back from a wandering world? Has the village connected to the Internet?"

Song Siwei replied to him earnestly: "I just made a call before I came to the crew, and I have to turn on the mobile phone network again after I leave."

"My God, hahaha—" Chen Gui laughed again, and even Chi Xingyan couldn't hold back his laughter.

Song Siwei looked puzzled, there seemed to be an invisible wall between Chen Gui and Chi Xingyan, and he couldn't penetrate it no matter what.

He clearly understood every word and answered it seriously, but why are these two always laughing wildly.

Is this the disadvantage of not surfing the Internet all the year round?

"I asked Ling Xiao before to find out what it means to fire CP..." Song Siwei automatically ignored the increasingly wild laughter of the two, and said calmly, "I don't understand why it is popular to fire two men's CP. You only need to interpret the role well, and you don’t need to spend too much time thinking about how to hype it, whether it’s CP or something else.”

Chi Xingyan had a bad feeling, how could Song Siwei think of asking Ling Xiao.

Ling Xiao... Ling Xiao... Isn't that the Ling Xiao who is at the forefront of CP?

"What did Ling Xiao tell you?" Chi Xingyan asked hastily, "Why are you asking Ling Xiao if you have nothing to do? Didn't I tell you before?"

Song Siwei looked at him and said, "Are you sure you have talked to me seriously?"

Chi Xingyan was stunned for a moment, as if that was the case.He called Uncle Song every day, and Uncle Song called shortly, either because he thought he was nosy, or because he was teasing that he didn't understand farts. It was impossible for Song Siwei to take his words seriously.

"I said I want to make up for you. I'm serious..." Chi Xingyan said, "You would rather ask Ling Xiao, who has nothing to do with this topic, than come to me. I'm the one who wants to talk to you." People who fry CP."

Song Siwei ignored him, paused for a few seconds and said, "I didn't ask Ling Xiao."

"Could it be that he himself wants to tell you?"

Chi Xingyan snorted, then paused, "Maybe he really took the initiative to give you the science popularization. Ling Xiao, a rotten man, I'm convinced."

"Who is Ling Xiao?" Chen Gui asked with great interest. He watched the two people back and forth, refusing to give in to each other, showing an expression of interest.

Chi Xingyan: "It's the one who played Zou Yan, the best friend in the tenth day of junior high school, the big rotten boy in the universe. Mr. Chen, don't you remember him?"

"I remember what he does..." Chen Gui said, "Aren't the supporting roles the same? If I have to remember the number 80 actors in the entire crew, I will lose my head."

Song Siwei's expression was gloomy: "Supporting actors are human too, if you have time, please remember their names too."

"Oh, I forgot that you also played a supporting role, and it hit your sore spot? Sorry, I didn't mean to..."

Chen Gui looked as if he didn't want to beat him, and apologized very insincerely, "I just have a bad memory, I can only remember the name of the protagonist, like the name of the handsome guy Renchi, I can remember it very firmly."

Song Siwei kept his mouth shut, making it clear that he didn't want to continue this topic.

"So what exactly did Ling Xiao tell you?" Chi Xingyan asked anxiously as he saw the two of them diverting the topic again.

Song Siwei looked at him, opened his thin lips again and again, hesitated to speak several times, as if he was planning something unspeakable.

Chi Xingyan got impatient with the wait, and was about to reply that you can say what you like, don't say let it down, but Song Siwei's eyes became more and more firm, as if he was determined to fight it out.

"Ling Xiao said..." Song Siwei didn't know what was the point of CP speculation, so he could only repeat Ling Xiao's words, "CP is two beauties who are tired of being together, and love each other. When ugly people fall in love, they hug each other to keep warm. Rescue doesn’t count as CP.”

Chi Xingyan twitched the corner of his mouth, expressing his disapproval: "What kind of nonsense is this, don't ugly people have basic human rights?"

"He also said that the essence of engaging in CP lies in ambiguity, especially male and female CPs, you must love you hard..." Song Siwei said, "He said that it is not necessarily CPs who hug each other every day and hold hands in the bathroom. , is likely to be a steel friend who does not have a girlfriend for the time being.

But Tian Tian talked about it, thinking in his heart, and secretly hinted that it must be that CP didn't run away. "

"Huh?" Chi Xingyan looked at Song Siwei in disbelief, how did this man manage to say such shameful words without any emotion.

Song Siwei paused for a moment, he would never be able to say what he said next.In the spirit of studying the matter of CP firing, he substituted himself into the role of Ling Xiao unknowingly, and his tone and expression began to be lifelike.

Song Siwei, who played the role of Ling Xiao, felt much more at ease, and he continued, with a naughty and jumpy tone: "For example, when two people fall in love, they must enter the stage of great harmony in life, but if you directly Making bed scenes is naked/naked obscene/obscene pornography, not only will it be banned by radio and television, but also be scolded by fans for being a hooligan. This is not called engaging in CP, it is called selling lust.”

"But it's also a relationship, two beauties who are perfectly matched in every aspect, when they meet, they are instantly irritated. There is a spark of ambiguity between the two, and there is naked/naked possessiveness in their eyes, but they always From the heat to the ceremony, he refuses to say that he likes you and loves you.

What you want to see is not for you to see, let yourself help them complete the great harmony of life in your imagination.This kind of love that wants to talk and can't stop is called CP. "

Chi Xingyan felt that something was shattered on the ground, and after careful consideration, it turned out to be his integrity.

"Uh, Mr. Song..." He stretched out a hand, trying to block Song Siwei's mouth, "It's fine, it's fine, there's no need to say any more."

Song Siwei stopped, played in a second, and changed back to the serious Song Siwei himself: "Are you sure you don't need to listen anymore?"

Chen Gui quickly shouted: "Don't stop! Keep talking! I seem to have found inspiration..."

As he said that, he patted Chi Xingyan on the shoulder, "Handsome guy, I have a hunch that this show will be a hit. Please introduce Ling Xiao for me when it starts tomorrow. !"

latest comment:

——It’s very incisive——

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10. Boot 1

Chi Xingyan spent the whole night in a trance.

He recalled the first time he clicked on the video link of Lalang matching video given to him by his fan Amway. At that time, he was still a pure and innocent little white flower. After watching it, he immediately felt that he was not clean. Slowly opened before his eyes.

He thought that was the limit.But after listening to Ling Xiao's CP quotations relayed by Song Siwei last night, he was surprised to find that the door to the fucking new world can still be opened again and again!

Even a resource like him who has been soaking in CP superchat with a trumpet all year round

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