Top C-bit love [entertainment circle]

Top C-bit love [entertainment circle]

Author: Yu Wai

Chi Xingyan, a quasi-first-line trafficker, and Song Siwei, an old drama star who hasn't been popular for ten years, received a drama with two male leads.

Chi Xingyan didn't care. Since his debut, the CPs he has been with can circle the world three times, and he is recognized as a "professional partner for Lalang".

Song Siwei, a dedicated artist, read through the original work, and a door to a new world slowly opened in front of his eyes.

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A year later when the show aired, Chi Xingyan's only fans finally went crazy after watching it—it turns out that all the love songs of his brother were written for this old man... After all, he paid by mistake all these years!

Chi Xingyan: "Are you in a relationship? The kind that puts you in a song, the C-position on the Spring Festival Gala."

Song Siwei: "Are you looking for a punch? The kind that punches into the wall and you can't get it out."

Chi Xingyan's only fan: Chi Xingyan blows up the sky

Song Siwei's only fan: Virtue and Art Shuangxin Song Siwei

CP fan pulls horizontal criticism: I am not worthy!

I want to cultivate a deep feudal master-student relationship, socialist brotherhood, and decadent capitalist love with you-only your gentleness can relieve my violence.

The little steel cannon rock singer Gong X is gentle and introverted and cuts open the black veteran cadre acting school

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PS: The structure of this article is purely fictitious, and the characters are all hypotheses, so please don't take it for granted.Refuse to substitute real-life stars, eat in a civilized manner, do not KY, I wish you all a happy reading!

HE main attack in 1V1 year

Content tags: A special liking for the next year Entertainment circle sweet article

Search keywords: Protagonist: Chi Xingyan, Song Siwei┃Supporting role: Zhou Chenshen, etc.┃Others: The old man smells so good!

One-sentence introduction: The old man smells so good!

Conception: Recognize yourself and chase your dreams

1. Hot search

In the midsummer of June, the sky seems to be on fire.

An SUV with full throttle, under the scorching sun, is rushing to a famous film and television city.

In the back seat by the window, sat a young man wearing a black peaked cap. His whole body was tanned and shiny, as if he had just returned from coal mining in the mine.

He grinned, revealing two rows of bright white teeth, and his small eyes shone with unusual excitement.

He was staring at the mobile phone screen, lowered his voice, trembling with laughter, and didn't realize that the noise-canceling headphones in his ears had already leaked out.

There was a pleasant and rough voice shouting from the phone——

"He's coming, he's coming, he's walking on auspicious clouds!"

Immediately afterwards, she changed into a cute, heart-filled loli voice, and shouted loudly: "Oh! My God! Let this man's shiny leather shoes step on my head proudly!"

"I would like to be my brother's lamb, just wait for your whip to slap me lightly!"

"The believer is willing to eat meat and vegetables all her life, just to be a pendant on her brother's slender waist!"

"My brother's legs are not legs, but the spring water on the banks of the Seine; my brother's Adam's apple is not his Adam's apple, but a charming little tomato in the Garden of Eden!"

"Brother's subwoofer, sister's ecstasy!"

The driver pouted, glanced in the rearview mirror, and was amazed.These days, female compatriots are getting bolder and bolder.

What brother's legs are not legs, but the spring water on the banks of the Seine, a little girl who is only as big as she is, so embarrassed and flustered.

The car drove slowly over a raised speed bump, bumping for a while.

A deep and vague inquiry came from the back row: "What time is it... are you there?"

The voice was rustling, like a night of feasting and feasting, just waking up from a hangover, with a bit of rough sexiness, which made people's ears itch.

The male announcer most popular among female drivers in the late-night section of the Automobile Channel also has this lazy and seductive tone.

The driver opened his mouth, but couldn't answer right away.

"There is still about half an hour, I will call you when we arrive." The young man in the peaked cap moved his legs, trying to sleep more comfortably with his head on his lap.

The subwoofer guy has chestnut soft curly hair and wears an eye mask, leaving only his straight nose and thin lips exposed.

His head was resting on the thigh of the man in the peaked cap, like a little curly Teddy, twisting and turning to find the original comfortable position.

He turned up irritably, took off his blindfold, and stared resentfully at the peaked cap that was still suppressing his smile. After staring for a while, he suddenly slapped him on the back: "Make you shake! Make you laugh! Enough laughing!" Is it gone!"

"Liu Meng, did you take the wrong medicine today? Sieve the chaff, you!"

The subwoofer even swears so nicely, but the tone is not very kind. While talking, he started to slap the other person on the back.

Liu Meng received two slaps, hissed in pain, and regretted while rubbing her back.

He shouldn't have clicked on the video cut by Chi Xingyan's fans just now, he shouldn't have missed the label of the funny section, and he shouldn't have been unable to control himself and woke up Chi Xingyan himself who was sleeping on his lap.

Now seeing the obedient Teddy turning into a violent husky in seconds, he complained incessantly, and hurried up to Shunmao: "Brother Xing, I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh, I won't laugh when you sleep in the future."

"Is it funny that I sleep?" Chi Xingyan asked angrily.

Liu Meng: "..."

These are all strange brain circuits.

"Is it funny?" Chi Xingyan saw that his head was short-circuited, and he clearly had some small thoughts and dared not say it. He became even more angry in an instant, and asked again.

Liu Meng felt a slight chill somewhere in her thigh.Looking down at his pants, there was a small puddle of wet saliva where Chi Xingyan's head had been placed just now, the location was awkward, but it was still in the shape of a sweet heart upon closer inspection.

The corner of his mouth twitched: "Yeah, it's funny...it's not funny...ah...haha..."

This Schrödinger answer seems extremely perfunctory.

Chi Xingyan was not satisfied at all, and was about to continue to attack, followed Liu Meng's embarrassed mouth, glanced down casually, his eyes touched the obvious black wet marks on the gray pants, suddenly realized something, and stopped his mouth immediately .

He skillfully took out his cell phone from his butt pocket, as if nothing had happened just now.

Within half a minute, he stretched out his hand: "Paper."

Liu Meng hurriedly took out a pack of tissues from the bag under her feet and handed it to him.

Chi Xingyan squeezed his nose, took one, and wiped it on the corner of his mouth with lightning speed.

After throwing the tissues into the trash can in the car, he opened Weibo as if nothing had happened.

Liu Meng on the side watched in amazement.May I ask who in the entertainment industry has the best pretense skills, Chi Xingyan is ranked second, who dares to rank first?

"Is this trending search bought by the company?" Chi Xingyan stopped swiping Weibo, clicked on a trending search entry, and frowned slightly.

Liu Meng took a look, "Xingshen CP, have you caught it yet?" The entry occupied the seventh place in the most searched, and the search volume exceeded 100 million.

Not surprisingly, Chi Xingyan's name was linked with a certain popular fresh meat, and the major marketing accounts linked up, and the misplaced pictures of the two slaughtered the square overwhelmingly.

Below all the hot posts, CP fans cheered in unison: I'm dying!I got it for real!

Liu Meng was quite accustomed to all this, and replied calmly: "It should be."

It can't be bought by Zhou Chenchen. It's too late for them to get rid of your dog skin plaster.

"You know again?" Chi Xingyan's thin lips moved. He wanted to express some insight. He raised his head and glanced at the driver who was waiting for gossip with his ears pricked up. He hesitated to change the subject, "I'm so annoying. Do all these things—hey, master, how long will it take?"

"Turn right at the intersection ahead, and we will be there in ten minutes or so." The driver replied.

"Please hurry up, I can't hold back the urgency." Chi Xingyan said while putting the phone back in his fart pocket.

Then he took out a magic scarf with a red skull printed on it from his left butt pocket, put it on the lower half of his face, searched again, took out a big black super sunglasses from his right butt pocket and put it on the bridge of his nose. The whole face was tightly covered.

He pulled the backpack under Liu Meng's feet, groped inside for a while, and found a fluorescent green sunscreen and a fisherman's hat of the same color. He dressed neatly with his hands and feet, and his whole person suddenly became green.

Liu Meng couldn't help at all, so he could only sit there obediently, guessing what else could be conjured up in his massive Doraemon-like butt pocket, while staring at Chi Xingyan's green hat holding back his laughter Internal injuries.

As for the big star in front of him, he is really a typical representative of the little fresh meat in the entertainment industry.

Pan Liang Tiaoshun has poor acting skills, pretending to be handsome is her own family, her appearance is explosive, and her heart is manic.

Relying on his handsome face, he took selfies indiscriminately, and casually greeted him in a fashion brand. He always thought that he was a trendy person of the times, but from time to time he created fashion flipping scenes.

Who in the average person would wear a fluorescent green hat on his head... Xiao Xianrou has all the Su points and Thunder points, he has all the five poisons.

The car soon arrived in front of a famous hotel in the film and television city.

There are only a few high-end hotels to choose from for the stars who come here to film, and the lower-grade hotels are crowded and mixed. If you go there, you may be surrounded by fans, and then you will be followed by crazy screaming people. , can annoy people to death.

Chi Xingyan has suffered a lot in this regard, and even with Liu Meng, who was unlucky to follow, shouting high-pitched high-pitched voices with crazy screaming fans, he failed to persuade them to leave.

Fortunately, the crew this time is not too poor.

The driver drove to the downstairs of the star-rated hotel arranged by the film crew. Liu Meng quickly checked in and stepped into the hotel elevator with Chi Xiaoxianrou, who was wearing a fluorescent green mask and wanted to hide it.

Chi Xingyan said coolly in the elevator: "I'm going to take a pee. 802, right? You open the door first, and I'll find it myself when I'm done."

Liu Meng: "Okay. Brother Xing, we're all in the hotel, and no fans recognize you, can we take off our hat first?"

"No! This is a limited edition