forced petting

After returning home from get off work in the evening, Wu Yan bought a takeaway dinner at a place close to home. When he opened the door, he found the same dark room as usual.

After changing shoes, taking a shower, and tidying up himself, Wu Yan turned on the computer and watched the latest hit movie while eating.

This is the life of a single otaku, don't think they are so mysterious, in fact, they are so boring, so stereotyped.

It's no wonder that Wu Yan has been using a lot of part-time jobs to fill his life, because when he is alone, time often passes very slowly, and it is better to find something to do instead of living in it and suffering like a year.

Just halfway through the meal, the phone rang again. Wu Yan answered the phone, but the other party remained silent and did not speak.

"Hey, Yi Yang, what's the matter?" The other party didn't say anything, so he naturally wanted to ask, keeping silent and pretending to be deep, which was never Wu Yan's style.

"What are you doing now?" The other party finally spoke.

"Eat!" The tone was a bit vague, because he was chewing something in his mouth.

"Open the door!"

"what?"

"I'm at your door!"

"Oh!" Regardless, continue eating.

"Will you open the door yourself, or should I take the initiative to come in? You decide what to do!" Threats, blatant threats, Wu Yan ruthlessly took a mouthful of rice, and finally went out to open the door for Yi Yang.

That courteous demeanor really looked a bit like a dog leg who took Yi Yang as his parents and offered him food and clothing.

As soon as the door opened, Yi Yang's supposedly good-looking face was clearly reflected in front of him, Wu Yan blinked, took out a pair of clean slippers from the shoe cabinet and put them at the door: "Why are you here?" ?”

The other party obviously didn't intend to answer his question, ignored Wu Yan's slippers at the door, and floated straight into Wu Yan's house as soon as he moved.

Wu Yan looked at the discarded slippers and shrugged speechlessly.

Come on, he doesn't expect this person to really change his shoes when he enters his house. At most, after he leaves, he will work harder to mop the floor again. Thinking so, he walked over to his dining table over Yi Yang, eh , hasn't he finished his dinner yet?

Leaders often say that waste is a crime!

Well, he's a good citizen and he doesn't want to commit crimes!

"I haven't eaten yet!" Wu Yan just stuffed the rice into his mouth, and before he started chewing, Yi Yang sat down opposite him, so fast that Wu Yan almost bit his own tongue in fright.

"Oh!" Wu Yan nodded, unmoved, and continued to eat his meal.

"I said, I haven't eaten yet?" The other party grabbed the spoon in his hand and repeated in a good temper.

"I know you haven't eaten, but that's none of my business, Yi Yang, I'm not your mother, nor your nanny, nor your personal servant!" Wu Yan grabbed the spoon and continued Have a meal.

Yi Yang's eyes twitched, the veins on his forehead twitched, and he said cynically, "Is there such a way of hospitality as you?"

Wu Yan snorted coldly, "You are a guest, how do you look like a guest? You are simply a peacock, you came here uninvited, okay?"

"You don't welcome me?"

"Bingo!" Wu Yan narrowed his eyes, smiled and nodded like a beckoning cat.

"It's rare that you are so self-aware, the door is there, byebye!"

"You're getting bolder!" The other party's eyes narrowed dangerously. Before Wu Yan could react, a gust of wind blew in front of him, and the lunch box he had just eaten was already blown up by a strong gust of wind.

After drawing a beautiful arc in the air, he steadily entered the trash can in the distance. The speed was so fast and the angle was so sharp that not even half a grain of rice spilled on the ground.

"You..." Wu Yan glared at Yi Yang fiercely, wishing he could slap him to death with a brick.Well, although he doesn't have a brick by his side now, even if he has a brick, the result may be that he was shot to death by the opponent.

"If that's the case, let's go hungry together!" On the pretty face was a harmless smile to humans and animals, Yi Yang was still Yi Yang, just as domineering, self-centered, and unreasonable as before.

Looking at him, Wu Yan felt as if there were bugs crawling around in his head, and he was very restless.

I had no choice but to pick up my mobile phone and call to order a new takeaway.

As the saying goes: people are iron, rice is steel, if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry.For such a cruel thing as torturing his own stomach, Wu Yan thought that he couldn't do it.

"Hey, hello, yes I'm ordering food, or..."

The call came, but before he finished speaking, Yi Yang on the side couldn't help but snatched the phone away, and hung up the phone by the way.

Wu Yan frowned, before he could speak, Yi Yang interrupted him.

"Is this how you live?"

Wu Yan stared at him in a daze, could it be that his old eyes were dizzy? Yi Yang's tone was actually questioning, Wu Yan couldn't help laughing, and said sarcastically: "This is my life, of course it's up to me. Take care of my life, do you have too much time to eat?"

"Yes, I'm just free!" Yi Yang wasn't angry, and had a joyful and relaxed tone, on the contrary, he seemed very honored.

"You are mine, and I am naturally qualified to manage you!"

Wu Yan rubbed his head with a headache, and looked at Yi Yang: "Mr. Yi, everything in the past was just the absurd years of youth and ignorance. We are both adults now, and it is really necessary..."

Yi Yang interrupted him, "Because both of us are adults, this game is more interesting, isn't it?" As he spoke, he supported the edge of the dining table beside him with one hand, and frivolously rolled Wu Yan's chin with the other hand , like a butcher, condescendingly looking at the fat lamb in front of him that had been shackled to the cutting board.

"Your level of thinking is really too high, and my IQ is not enough to understand!" Wu Yan looked away from him, reached out and patted his hand away.

Yi Yang shrugged, and didn't mind Wu Yan's repulsion at the moment, he just said: "We are all adults, there is nothing we can't afford, and there is nothing we can't afford to hurt, you and I know now, the so-called love The so-called forever is just a trick to deceive children!"

Wu Yan glared at him: "Are you fucking sick?"

Yi Yang smiled indifferently, "Didn't you always understand? I am such a person!"

Originally, that face was considered extremely good-looking, but for some reason, it looked extremely dazzling at the moment, Wu Yan's eyes twitched, wishing he could slap it with a brick.

However, he is a rational person after all, and he sighed slightly: "Mr. Yi, we are both big men, and we are not too young, and our private life should return to normal..."

"Wu Yan, do you think that's realistic?" Yi Yang shook his head and interrupted him, smiled and stretched out his fingers to trace the outline of the man's eyes.

"I don't accept rejection, let alone your rejection. You are mine, and you have no right to refuse. I hope you can figure this out!"

Wu Yan's eyes dimmed, and he picked up the mobile phone that Yi Yang threw on the table, within reach, and turned to the topic: "People are iron, food is steel, I don't have the habit of being hungry!"

Yi Yang smiled. He likes Wu Yan as he is now. He is smart and understands current affairs. He doesn't have to worry about any troubles and unnecessary influences. He hates cumbersome things, just because they make their lives extremely vulgar. .

"Yes, this is

address, yes, two copies, thank you! "

After hanging up the phone, Wu Yan looked at Yi Yang with a strange expression on the side. In the room where the two were alone, the atmosphere was really weird. Wu Yan frowned, and turned on the computer to watch a movie.