Muzifufu's daily life

Amumu is missing.

The phone is turned off, QQ is offline, and even the game has not been played!

Call Amu Ma, only know that he went back to school a few days ago, and then there is no news.

Mu Zijun was very anxious: "Auntie, should I call the police? What if something happens?"

Amu's mother was very calm: "Oh, it's okay, he often does this, and he can't find anyone after entering the school. Forty thousand! Bar!"

Mu Zijun: "..." My son is still playing mahjong when he is missing. Is it his real mother? !

Mu Zijun: "Auntie, which college is A Mu in? I'll go find him."

Amu Ma: "It seems to be... Erbing! Huh! Hahahahaha!"

Mu Zijun: "..."

Amu's mother: "Muzi, what did you just say?"

Mu Zijun: "..."

Mu Zijun turned himself dizzy in A University, now it is a holiday, and it is difficult to find someone to ask for directions.

Seeing a boy who looked like a student, he hurried up and asked, "Hi, classmate, do you know where the Department of Physics is?"

When the classmate heard this, the soft eyes immediately turned sharp, and he said angrily, "I don't know!!!"

Mu Zijun: "..." Is this jealous that I am too handsome?

Mu Zijun stopped a female classmate, "Hello classmate, may I know where the Department of Physics is..."

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen! Ahhhh!" The classmate covered his ears and ran away screaming.

Mu Zijun: "..." Is this being CRYed by me?

Mu Zijun grabbed the third passer-by, "Hello classmate, may I ask if you know the Department of Physics..."

"You!" A passer-by pointed at Mu Zijun fiercely, "disappear for me!"

Mu Zijun: "..." What's going on? !

Passerby: "Disappear! Immediately!"

Mu Zijun raised his hands in surrender and disappeared.

A voice suddenly came from behind: "What are you looking for from the Physics Department?"

Mu Zijun turned around, only to see a blind boy with a chicken nest head, holding almost a sack of lunch boxes in each hand.

Mu Zijun hesitated for a moment: "My friend is from the physics department. I haven't been able to contact him these days. I'm a little worried."

Chicken Nest Man: "Come with me."

Mu Zijun was overjoyed: "Thank you so much! By the way, why did those classmates before..."

The chicken coop boy stopped suddenly, "Aren't you from our school?"

Mu Zijun: "Yeah, what?"

The chicken coop boy smiled, "At the end of the semester, we did a small experiment and stole the whole school's electricity. It's a pity that the experiment failed."

Mu Zijun had a bad feeling, "Then?"

The chicken coop boy smiled proudly: "The whole school is cut off."

Mu Zijun: "..." Really well done!No wonder the hatred value is so high!

The chicken coop head continued to laugh, "The experiment failed because I made a wrong operation, so I came out to bring the meal."

Mu Zijun: "..." Then are you still laughing? !

Mu Zijun followed the Jiwotouman into the building where the door was splashed with paint and eggs, feeling a little chilly in his heart.But when I think that Amumu has spent two years here, and will continue to spend another two years, I feel like crying without tears.

——Then Amu, who is naturally so stupid and cute, wants to stay with this group of perverts who can easily cut off the power in the whole school!It's too unsafe!

Just as he was thinking, a man who was also in a mess came down the stairs and said to the chicken coop boy, "Finally back."

The chicken coop man threw a sack of lunch to him, "Are you so hungry?"

The man said: "Ah Hui is connected to the electricity of the off-campus apartment, I cut off the school signal, it should be all right this time... Muzi?"

Mu Zijun was stunned for a moment, staring at the man for a full minute before exclaiming: "Amu?!"

Mu Zijun is about to collapse. This person with cables tied to his head, cotton shoes on his feet, dark circles under his eyes bigger than pandas, and unbearably messy beard, who easily cut off the signal of the whole school, is really him. A handsome, stupid and cute boyfriend? !

Amumu smiled while eating, showing the dimples on his cheeks, "I didn't expect you to come to me."

Mu Zijun was helpless: "You suddenly disappeared without even making a sound. I can't get in touch anyway. Of course I am worried."

Amumu froze for a moment, blushed and said, "I'm sorry."

Mu Zijun: "Why does the phone keep turning off?"

Amumu: "The battery is out."

Mu Zijun: "Didn't you bring a charger?"

Amumu said depressedly: "In the second stage, the electricity is not enough, and all the electricity boards have contributed."

A male student with an OK bandage on his face leaned over and said angrily, "It's all because of those bad guys in the computer department! They suddenly took away the electricity from the College of Arts and the third apartment!"

Mu Zijun: "Uh, uh, then they are really hateful... Hehe, hehe..." Obviously they are all the same!

OK Stretchman: "That's right! It's too hateful! Uh, what's your name? I don't have a very good memory."

The chicken-nest-headed man from before said, "He's not from our department."

In an instant, the eyes of the whole room turned to Mu Zijun.

"Are you here to seek revenge?"

"Or an undercover agent sent by the School of Information?"

"I don't want to use electricity in the next semester, do I? Huh?"

"You don't want to use the internet anymore, do you?"

"Shock ready."

"Laser ready."

Mu Zijun: "..."

Chicken coop boy: "He said his friend is from our department."

"Who?"

Mu Zijun: "Li..."

Amumu stood up, "He is my wife."

"Wow!"

"Ow!"

"real or fake!"

"how is this possible!"

"Amu, isn't the lover of your dreams a thermistor!"

Mu Zijun supported his forehead: "It turns out that my rival in love is Resistance."

"What? He took you to the bar?!"

Amumu nodded.

"My God!"

"A true warrior!"

"Did you encounter a gun battle? Did you wear body armor? Didn't you get hit by bullets?"

"Are many people taking drugs? Have you been forced to join the gang?!"

"Is there really a woman with violent and revealing clothes who wants to do some strange, strange things with you?!"

"Do you need to match the password to enter the door? Will you be killed if the password is correct?!"

“@#￥%&*…”

Mu Zijun: "..." What are you thinking, you have a really big brain.

Amumu recalled: "No, not at all, it was safe and harmonious. People on the stage were singing and dancing, and people off the stage were chatting and drinking...and the individual Rubik's Cube was very good."

"My God! Really?!"

"So lucky!"

"There was no gunfight!"

"There aren't many people taking drugs!"

"There are no women with violent or revealing clothes who want to do strange, strange things with you!"

"You don't need a password to enter the door!"

"&*%￥#@..."

Mu Zijun: "..." It's a shame that you don't want to be the screenwriters of dog-blood dramas.

"But..." Amumu changed the subject, frowned and said, "That boss actually covets a married husband!"

"What? It's really disgusting!"

"shameless!"

"The Cancer of Capitalism!"

"Enemy of the Proletariat!"

Mu Zijun: "..." My boss and I are obviously pure men and women, okay?

The rooster-headed man scratched his head: "I'm the only one who wants to know who the boss is coveting?"