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"You don't look like Liuliu at all."

Wu Xie relaxed and teased Lu Jiushun.

In the beginning, he was actually very nervous, but Lu Jiushun could be regarded as the only human being on this planet who would communicate with him frankly.

In particular, no matter what Wu Xie said, he would listen carefully, nod his head, throw bricks and attract jade, with a kind and courteous temperament, which made Wu Xie quickly let go of his guard.

——If Lu Liuyu was here, he would definitely be surprised. Isn't this the basic skill of a psychotherapist?

——Oh, it’s no wonder that I had to apply for psychology when I was in college, and I learned it.

Lu Jiushun was surprised: "It's not like that"

Wu Xiong was very firm: "It doesn't look like anywhere."

He explained, "I feel that every time I see you, I have a very worthy feeling. Your voice, face, temperament, and even your personality all have a very comfortable feeling. Our people are more able to fight, no one speak so patiently."

Maybe, but they all hid the interests and respect in their eyes unprofessionally, which made Wu Xie lose the nature of conversation in an instant, but Lu Jiushun was different, his eyes made Wu Xie kind, and he was unique in his heart!

Lu Jiushun paused, feeling that this description was somewhat familiar.

He glanced at the barrage and understood the familiar source:

[To be honest, I thought the same thing when I entered the live broadcast room to spend money, but now he doesn't care about my money anymore. 】

[One thing to say, those eyes, that face, that figure, who doesn't like it]

[Count the people who felt special to me in those years: Tess, Mian Xia, Xiao Diao...]

[Laughing, are the sisters actually double-dan fans?Why did Xiao Hang get mixed in! 】

[Xiao Diao: Don't ask, it's for prosperity! 】

Lu Jiushun coughed lightly and looked away. He noticed Wu Xie's avoiding gaze, and pondered for a while: "Is it really different? But my brother and I are twins."

He whispered: "It's a bit anti-scientific."

Wu · hearing and eyesight · salamander: "..."

Barrage audience: "..."

To be reasonable, these two temperaments are not the same, and they look seventy-five percent alike, and they will never be mistaken when standing together, are they actually twins?

Lu Jiushun gave Wu Xie under the steps, "fraternal twins."

Wu Xie breathed a sigh of relief: "Well, in fact, they look a bit similar from a distance."

Lu Jiushun smiled slightly, and continued to chat with Wu Xie.

As he said that, he said casually, "I heard from my brother that if it wasn't for you, he would really have entered the secret broadcast. Little brother also likes my brother's live broadcast, right?"

Wu Xie's mind became vigilant: "Actually, it's also..."

Lu Jiushun nodded, "That's right. Who doesn't like it after watching it, but my brother is good at everything during the live broadcast, but his heart is too soft. He likes to intervene when he sees difficulties. When I was at home, I even suspected that my brother was because of bumping into him. Porcelain ruined the family property."

Wu Xie: "Really... By the way, what is that?"

He was a little uncomfortable. He didn't know why Lu Jiushun liked to talk about Lu Liuyu so much, so he changed the subject symbolically.

Lu Jiushun also took advantage of the situation and took up the topic with a complicated mood, "That's why I'm talking about my brother with you."

Witch Salamander: ""

He frowned and carefully looked at the strange creature in front of him, like a beautiful woman, with red cheeks on both sides, a smooth texture all over his body, and light shining in his dark eyes.

So, what does this have to do with Lu Liuyu?

Lu Liuyu took the camera to a convenience store near the suburbs.

The convenience stores here sell very little food, and most of them are various types of engine oil. In a sense, the supplies of Mechanical Star seem to be quite scarce.

I don't know if Lu Liuyu has the protective cover given by Lu Jiushun, these robots are not very sensitive to Lu Liuyu's appearance.

Even when there was no threat, they became the same talking and laughing as before.

Lu Liuyu introduced to the barrage in a low voice, "The biggest feature on this planet should be the iron. When we first came here, we staged a show of speed and passion with these iron men, but fortunately, now we have found a way to avoid risks." method, I can observe them friendly for the time being.”

Because it was inconvenient to interact too much, Lu Liuyu didn't focus on watching the barrage, and could only answer whatever he could think of.

"Why are you not sensitive to my voice? This is a mystery, and I will tell you when I am sure."

"Let me listen closely to what they are saying. I think they are very agile, with emotions and thoughts. However, the anchor has been in debt for a long time. I am not sure if your technology can be so agile."

Danmaku answered him very enthusiastically. There are indeed robots that are getting smarter and smarter in Interstellar, and there are even robots that have the IQ of human beings.

However, the most advanced robot in the interstellar world is a puppet made by the witch family on the mysterious planet. It is said that it can integrate the mind escaped from the air by itself and upgrade automatically.

Lu Liuyu listened thoughtfully, and even began to wonder if his unreliable parents picked him up.

Lu Liuyu approached cautiously, "For an emotional relationship, the most necessary thing is communication."

"The two ends of the communication are the needs of both parties. We need to find out the needs of the other party before we can have a happy conversation and establish a new relationship."

[Translate, you need to know what they like, and then prescribe the right medicine, in order to reap the little dick. 】

[Hahahaha sister, why are you so handsome! 】

Lu Liuyu's gaze has already focused on a pair of girlfriends who are shopping in front of him.

The two looked very lively, and they kept talking along the way, but fortunately there was a light on their chests, otherwise Lu Liuyu might not be able to tell who was talking.

The person on the left complained slightly: "Sisi, I always feel that my whole body is rusty recently!"

The feeling on the right is relatively calm: "Mo Bao, the nursing you just did yesterday."

After that, the exaggerated girlfriends of the two talked about it.

Mo Bao: "No, you know that's not what I want to say, I mean, ah, we are really ugly, what did the doctor think at the beginning?"

She danced exaggeratedly, "Now I wish I could live forever and return to my original skin. It's good to be a person! Now, if my husband doesn't talk, I don't even know if I'm cheating or not!"

Sisi: "Maybe this is the price of being strong. Last time when I went shopping, I recognized a little brother as you. I went up to him and kissed my face. I was almost chased by him. This tin tube is really disgusting." !"

Lu·Eavesdrop·Liuyu: "...that's why they are insensitive to me, because in their ears, what I said is the same as theirs, so there is no need to pay attention to it."

He finally understood why he could understand their conversation.

So, it is also the end of the world, the choice of the evil ghost star is to be a piao in a daze, and the choice of the mechanical star is to use iron bumps to build a shell for itself and continue to live.

He was still guessing, and the two ladies over there gave the answer, "Not to mention, this skin is really ugly, can't we change our outer clothes now? Anyway, we can't have offspring. My beautiful end is not good"

Sisi said concisely, "But my uncle said that this whole set is calculated, and it is the strongest design for us. Parts can be changed but not changed. Of course, you can choose to paint yourself with a different paint. What do you think? How about colorful ones?"

Mo Bao: "...No, I have no skin, I'd better keep going."

【It's really sad to hear... I'm sorry these two ladies are so funny hahahaha because they look exactly the same and I can't recognize anyone...】

[Hahahaha, the trouble of not being able to recognize my husband and being afraid of cheating is so real! 】

【So, Liuliu is curious about how to meet their needs. 】

Lu Liuyu touched his pocket and said solemnly, "Don't worry, I'm a professional in dealing with ghosts."

He lowered his head and folded a cardboard man with the remaining small pieces of paper, and drew cute emoticons on it, and then set up a stall in front of the convenience store in an unusual way.

To be honest, basically no one patronizes such a kind of street stall on earth, not even a piece of cloth, which is too perfunctory.

But it's different here!

After Lu Liuyu appeared, he was a human being!

One that won't let them sound the alarm!

So, without saying a word, Lu Liuyu still became the most beautiful cub on the whole street.

Mo Bao was the first to notice Lu Liuyu.

As a beautiful lady, even after being a robot for so many years, she still feels resentful. Who made herself lose the skin that distinguishes others?

But at that time, the apocalypse was developing too fast, and the face countries fell one by one. If the doctor hadn't given them a way out, there would be no one left on the mechanical planet.

This period of tragic history, as well as the future life of passive face blindness, made the natives of the mechanical planet begin to be Buddhist.

They no longer think about aggression, no longer think about expansion, their biggest hobby is to develop entertainment life and find ways to identify their relatives and friends, and their biggest wish is to reduce the divorce rate that has risen due to face blindness.

Therefore, Ms. Mo Bao, who was deeply troubled, was very moved by Lu Liuyu's appearance.

"Oh my god, Sisi, I actually cured my late-stage face blindness! Could this be a sign that I should divorce my same husband?"

"Don't be like this Mo Bao, our Civil Affairs Bureau will cry!" She looked in the direction Mo Bao said and stopped.

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

Sisi looked at Mo Bao righteously, "I think he should be my real son, after all, I'm unmarried, and he is the only color in my eyes!"

Mo Bao frowned: "You can't say that, Sisi, I can see this handsome man, and she even smiled at me!"

There were ups and downs in the mechanical voice, "He was smiling at me. Also, I think I may have misidentified the person. How could you be the magnanimous Mo Bao? Are you pretending to be that little bitch Zhu Xianxian?"

Mo Bao frowned suddenly, "You don't recognize me and our friendship for so many years..."

Sisi was also angry, "We have been friends for so many years, and you have misunderstood me more than 7000 times!"

Mo Bao: "..."

The damn rollers!

Lu Liuyu, who was waiting for the two to come to sell products and gain friendship: "..."

He waited for a long time, and the two ladies went from fighting each other to staring at each other to holding hands sweetly, completely throwing Lu Liuyu, a contradictory body, aside.

He was silent for a while, and decided to take the initiative.

Lu Liuyu put on a professional smile, "Two beautiful ladies, do you want to have a wonderful trip?"

Lu Liuyu's voice was so penetrating that even the sweeping robot next to him could raise his head.

Ms. Mo Bao bowed her head shyly, "Oh dear sir, although I really want to promise you, I already have a husband."

Si Si frowned, not very happy: "The two men are now blind and cast a wide net?"

Lu Liuyu reluctantly took out the little paper figure in his hand, and said in a seductive tone, "No, what I mean is, I can order temporary bodies for you."

Seeing the serious faces of the two people opposite him, he was not afraid, and continued, "Not satisfied, it's free."

The two women agreed without hesitation.

For nothing else, just for free!

Three minutes later, the red light in the eyes of the two robots disappeared, and the two paper figures lying on Lu Liuyu's fingers in front of them began to move slightly.

Mo Bao felt that he was really different.

Although she regretted it after agreeing at the beginning, who made Lu Liuyu seem to have no guarantee at all?And the mechanical star would always attack from time to time, even when Lu Liuyu was waiting for the mantra, she was trembling.

However, she was still very relieved of the doctor, and she was curious about Lu Liuyu's ability to maintain a human face. She held back, and the current feeling was like a wonderful journey for her.

She felt as if she was lying on the soft sand, oh my god, this is especially incredible, her roller-like body can't feel the feeling of softness at all!

She can even feel that she is floating in the clouds, so light that she can jump two or three miles at any time!

When Mo Bao opened his eyes, what he saw was a magnified version of Lu Liuyu. She was so shocked that her face turned pale, and was soothed by Lu Liuyu.

"Don't worry, you are just experiencing it temporarily, and you will go back in three hours," he said, taking out a small mirror, "Want to see yourself?"

This hit Mo Bao's itching spot, she took the mirror with a ladylike attitude, and screamed at the cute little paper figurine in the mirror: "My mother, what a peerless cutie! I actually look human!"

Lu Liuyu forced himself to laugh.

Sisi, who also chose the transformation experience, only woke up at this time, she muttered slightly, "Mo Bao, you can't be more reserved, a lady is on the street... what the hell! I'm already human!"

She touched her paper face in shock, feeling as if she was in a trance like drunk.

people!

Even if it is Two-dimensional, it is still human!

In fact, the body that Lu Liuyu put on for them was not unusual. Whoever asked him to wear a few pieces of paper.

But the advantage of these paper people is that they have their own kaomoji on their faces.

That is to say, when Mo Bao is shocked, a shocked expression will appear on the face of the little paper man, and when Mo Bao cries, a wave of lasagna will appear on it.

You know, in order to improve their self-protection ability, their rollers don't even have expressions. For the doctor, this is a waste!

Therefore, even if it is just the same paper figure, it is enough to surprise the two of them, not to mention that Lu Liuyu also ingeniously differentiated the small paper figures:

There is a clover on the head of this one, and a bamboo dragonfly on the head of the other one. If you want to fly, you can fly if you want to fan the wind. It's so cool!

Mo Bao hugged Lu Liuyu's fingers tightly without hesitation: "Handsome guy, how much is this thing? I bought it!"

Sisi still has a little sense left: "How long is the shelf life? Is it waterproof? Are there any precautions?"

She watched Lu Liuyu's eyes shine, and she cared more about Lu Liuyu's skills than Mo Bao's liking for emojis alone.

It can move them out of the robot body that has been moved into the body!

If you really master this technique, don’t you want to change skins for skins in the future?

Lu Liuyu smiled, "On the first day of opening, it will be advertised for free. I hope the two beautiful ladies can introduce me more customers."

"no problem!"

The two cheerfully started to contact their friends, and even used the original shell to take pictures of their little paper figurines, performed some emoji exercises, and posted them in their contacts, which caused a small sensation.

What's more interesting is that, because the two ladies were too ostentatious and happy, the surrounding robots subconsciously leaned in to watch the excitement, and then joined the paper man festival carnival.

Lu Liuyu even expanded his business, found paper and began to make unusual paper figurines, meeting all the requirements of robots as much as possible.

One of the robots is Bi Xu. Not only does he have a strange name, but his hobbies are even more strange.

"Brother, can you customize a wife for me?"

Lu Liuyu: "..."

He tactfully said, "Actually, you can ask your lover to come over, and I can tailor it for her."

"No no no, you misunderstood, my wife has already divorced me because of my face blindness," Bixu sighed, and approached in a low voice, "Isn't it because I don't want to recognize my wife anyway, just to see how happy I am."

Lu Liuyu: "...Understood."

So, has their mechanical star face blindness bothered the residents so much?

I always feel that this is a huge business opportunity!

Listening to the other party's request for his future wife, Lu Liuyu calmly made a paper piercing figure with red cheeks for him.

Lu Liuyu lightly complained, "This is for you, don't say I did it."

He is a person who has learned how to draw, since when did he draw such a sinister paper prick figure!

After getting the big brother's guarantee, he confidently handed over the paper pierced figurine to the other party.

Lu Liuyu looked at all kinds of cartoon animals and paper figurines on this street, and smiled with satisfaction. It seemed that his craftsmanship had not deteriorated.

He showed off to the live broadcast room, "Does it look good? I think Fuqiang should be like this, full of joyful atmosphere everywhere, and won't fight over the slightest contradiction."

After finishing speaking, a little paper man raised his fist and punched the paper man: "Get lost!"

Lu Liuyu paused, and added, "It should be like this, it's just a small fight, how harmonious, it's like a fairy tale world."

[Well, my friend said that he likes this planet very much, happy. 】

[Coincidentally, my friend said that his son can't wait to be friends with that little chubby guy named "Pikachu". 】

【My friend is different. He fell in love with that paper-wrapped man deeply, and he also wants a wife like this. 】

【...Brother, are you... lonely? 】

【roll! ! ! 】