Husbands Are Not Human [Quick Transmigration]

There was nothing to say all night, and Ji Jie slept very well during the night. When he woke up until dawn, he didn't even have a dream.The biological clock made him wake up on time at seven o'clock. The seat on the right was already empty, and there was no temperature when he touched it. Shen Jie had been away for a while.

Ji Jiezhi changed his clothes and went downstairs, searched around the living room, but couldn't find anyone, but there was a faint sound coming from the backyard, so he searched for it.

There is a set of stone tables and chairs under a big banyan tree in the backyard, and a set of tea sets are placed on it. A cup of tea is poured in a teacup, and green smoke is wafting.

Butler Gu stood beside the stone table with a smile on his face.Everything is peaceful... except for the two grandparents under the banyan tree.

Shen Jie didn't change his pajamas, because he came in a hurry this time, and grandpa didn't have pajamas suitable for him, so he was wearing Ji Jiezhi's pajamas, a set of bunny and bear pajamas, which were too small for him, revealing A large ankle and wrist.

It's really shabby for a thin and tall man dressed like this, Ji Jiezhi has already imagined in an instant that if the wind vane goes bankrupt, Shen Jie will be reduced to a beggar wearing a tattered suit and begging with a broken bowl.

But now beggar Shen is quite strong - he is doing Tai Chi.

"Hold your fist with your left hand, and split your mane." Grandpa was wearing a long black coat, standing beside him and guiding the movements, "Bend your knees and squat down."

Shen Jie's actions... How should I put it, it's like the hands and feet are not original, he just bought them in the supermarket early this morning, and they bought cheap ones, 9.9 hands, buy a pair of legs, that's a lot How incongruous is incongruous.

Shen Jie stepped left and turned around, tears filled his eyes when he saw Ji Jiezhi, but he didn't dare to move, he looked at him aggrievedly, and signaled with his eyes: "My wife...help me."

Ji Jiezhi raised his eyebrows, glanced at his grandfather, and smiled, which meant: Grandpa is here, so I hope for good luck.

Grandpa happily waved to Ji Jiezhi, "My dear grandson is up? There is tea, Gu Zhi has just made it, go and have a drink."

Shen Jie hurriedly said, "I want to drink tea too."

Grandpa: "You can't even do Tai Chi well, you drink a hammer."

Sitting on a stone chair, Ji Jiezhi picked up a cup of tea, blew on the green smoke, took a sip, and looked up at Shen Jie, gloating.

Shen Jie's lips twitched slightly, probably thinking about it, but grandpa suddenly turned his head to look at him, frowned and asked, "What are you talking about?"

Shen Jie immediately pretended to be obedient, "No, no. Grandpa, you said that doing Tai Chi in the morning is good for your health, why don't you also call it? His slender arms and legs need to be exercised."

Grandpa thought for a while, "You are right. My dear grandson, come and learn with Shen Jie."

Ji Jiezhi got up calmly, walked over and said, "Grandpa, I know Tai Chi."

Grandpa was pleasantly surprised, "Really?"

Without saying a word, Ji Jiezhi made three movements in a row, and said while fighting: "Get up, the wild horse parted its mane, the white crane spread its wings, hugged its knees and staggered."

Needless to say, every movement is extremely standard, recorded to the extent that it can be used as a teaching video.

"My dear grandson is really amazing!" Grandpa said happily, and when he was talking to Shen Jie, he immediately lowered his face, "Look at you again! You can't even remember 24 movements in half an hour!"

Ji Jiezhi leaned against Shen Jie with a smile, and whispered to him: "It seems that you are not very familiar with my schedule. My physical education class this semester is Tai Chi as an elective. I just took the final exam this Tuesday and got 97 points." .”

Shen Jie: ...?

Then, the scene where only grandpa was teaching Shen Jie to practice Tai Chi turned into Ji Jiezhi and grandpa teaching together, and Shen Jie kept thinking about it angrily.

This teaching activity lasted for an hour, the sun moved from the eaves to the tree, and there was only a small area under the tree in the shade. Shen Jie was sweating and his face was flushed. Grandpa finally let him go.

Before leaving, he still hated iron and said: "Hmph! What's the use! You can learn twelve movements in one and a half hours."

Shen Jie was wronged, but Shen Jie dared not speak out.

After his grandfather and housekeeper Gu had left, he strode under the tree, sat down on the stone bench, and drank five cups of tea before recovering.

Shen Jie glared at Ji Jie: "You're still laughing!"

Ji Jie Zhile made a sound, and waved his hands to apologize, "I'm sorry, I really didn't expect you to be physically uncoordinated as a cat."

Shen Jie was dissatisfied: "What's wrong with the cat's limbs being uncoordinated! Then there are cats with the same arms and legs!"

Ji Jiezhi suppressed a smile: "Well, you're right. Shen is not coordinated, it's time to go back to have breakfast."

***

Ji Jiezhi regretted it now, regretted it very much, how could he be so arrogant to Shen Jie in the morning.

"Capital accumulation is the inevitable result of increasing the organic composition of capital, right or wrong?" Shen Jie held a black fountain pen in his hand, and tapped it on the table repeatedly.

Ji Jiezhi's brain is running fast, but unfortunately all he can remember is the lyrics, such as "Honey, you fly slowly" and "babydon't cry". At the end, he started counting ducks. When he counted to the sixth, Shen Jie touched The movement of the pen stopped, and silently drew a cross on the notebook.

"Do you know what's wrong?"

Ji Jiezhi shook his head slowly, shouting for help in his heart, he didn't want to study economics.

"Capital has an organization to become the ratio of constant capital to variable capital. Capital accumulation will cause the proportion of constant capital to increase and the proportion of variable capital to decrease. So the logic of this expression is inverted." Shen Jie wrote in his notebook while speaking, At the end, he asked, "Do you understand?"

Ji Jiezhi met his eyes in confusion, "Maybe maybe maybe maybe...understand?"

Shen Jie said happily: "I'm sorry, I really didn't expect you to be so bad at economics as my wife."

Hey, why are you still holding a grudge?

Ji Jiezhi was dissatisfied: "I haven't memorized the knowledge points of this part. If you change the topic of another section, I will definitely be able to solve it." After speaking, his voice became lower and lower, and he himself did not believe that he could answer correctly, but for the sake of face Still bit the bullet and said.

Shen Jie: "Assume that A and B also produce two products C and D, and the input resource is labor. To produce 1 unit of C, A needs 4 hours of labor, and B needs 6 hours. To produce 1 unit of D, A needs 2 hours. B requires 12 hours. Who has a comparative advantage in the production of C?"

Ji Jiezhi: "..."

"Sorry, I'm really bad at economics."

Shen Jie held back his smile: "It's okay, I'll take you through it again."

The two ate lunch in their room, Ji Jiezhi didn't have time to go down to eat, he recited nouns while eating and explained, Shen Jie would twitch his back from time to time.

"What is the moment when asset values ​​collapse?"

Ji Jiezhi frowned and thought for a second, then said firmly, "Tuski moment!"

Shen Jie: "...His name is Minsky."

Ji Jiezhi: "...I'm sorry."

It was Lu Hege who came to pick them up in the evening, and Ji Jiezhi was carrying the basic knowledge on his back.

The knowledge points were temporarily compiled and printed out by Shen Jie in the afternoon, and handed over to Ji Jiezhi with a sigh, "Originally, I wanted to teach you to let you kill all directions in the examination room, but now, I think there are some things that cannot be forced. If you memorize all the above knowledge points and understand the steps of the calculation questions, it will be no problem to get a score of 90 or more in the test."

Ji Jiezhi was overjoyed, who would memorize textbooks when there are great master paintings?He threw away the textbook right away, grasping the key points and memorizing them.

Shen Jie's key points were done in great detail. He wrote out all the steps for the calculation questions, and also made notes next to each step, in case Ji Jiezhi might not understand.

Che Neilu Hege was as quiet as ever, Shen Jie was handling business on his iPad, Ji Jie closed the keynote book from time to time and tried to memorize it silently, there was no other sound except the sound of turning pages.

"Ding—" the text message from Shen Jie's cell phone broke the silence.

The phone was placed between Shen Jie and Ji Jie, and he turned his head to look at it. He didn't intend to pay attention to it, but when he saw the number, he took the phone and clicked on the text message.

[Mr. Shen, the composition of that bottle of water has been found out, and the report has been sent to your mailbox. 】

This is the person Lu Hege was looking for, a staff member of the Biological Research Institute.

Shen Jie opened the report, there were three pages in total, he directly turned to the last page to see the result - it would cause people to fall into hallucinations, the mental disorder would last for 24 hours, if taken for a long time, it would cause an irreversible mental breakdown.

Shen Jie's hand holding the phone suddenly exerted force, his knuckles turned white.

Ji Jiezhi noticed something was wrong with him, and asked, "What's wrong? Has something happened to the company?"

Shen Jie let out a heavy breath and asked, "Where is the bottle of water that Tang Yuanqing gave you? Is there monitoring?"

Ji Jiezhi realized in an instant, "In the classroom, there is surveillance, but it is not turned on when there is no class. But there is another person present, named Chen Hanluo."

Shen Jie put down the phone, "I see."

"What medicine is in the water?" Ji Jiezhi asked.

"A hallucinogenic drug that won't endanger life but will make people look less human." Shen Jie gritted his teeth, furious to the extreme.

Ji Jiezhi was taken aback, "I thought I would take some sleeping pills or laxatives at most. I really can't see how obsessed Tang Yuanqing is with you because he is so cute and ruthless."

Shen Jie took his hand and held it in his palm, worried: "Keep a good distance from him, don't accept anything he gives you, and don't accept any invitations."

Ji Jiezhi said lightly, "I will. I don't usually meet him, and the only Chinese class is over. I guess we won't be able to see each other until the summer vacation."

Shen Jie frowned and said in a serious tone, "If he wants to harm you, he will definitely find all kinds of means... No, I don't worry about you being alone in school."

Ji Jiezhi squeezed his fingers to make him relax, "What could happen at school? There are surveillance everywhere, don't worry."

Shen Jie thought about it, and said, "Go back and ask Lu Hege to install a location monitor on your phone."

Ji Jiezhi was delighted, "Lu Hege still does this? He's really too tired. It's okay to work as a secretary and a driver by himself, and he needs to know how to program a computer."

He knows more than that. "Shen Jie said proudly, as if he is the one who is powerful."

Ji Jiezhi: "Huh? What else can he do?"

Shen Jie counted for him with his fingers, "Martial arts, Sanda, Taekwondo, racing car, piano, violin... Oh, he also has a veterinary qualification certificate."

"I can understand the first one, but the last one is... just for you?"

"Almost." Shen Jie rubbed his nose, "You also know that as a cat, there are always some weird behaviors that are different from humans, so you have to have a doctor by your side."

Strange behavior habits different from humans?

For a moment, Ji Jiezhi suddenly remembered what the lively boy said before, all cats have hair.Those who are in love, subconsciously ask: "You send. Will you find Lu Hege when you are in love?"

Shen Jie: "... Wife, your thoughts are very dangerous."

The author has something to say:

Congratulations to Xiaoshen for being nicknamed again after "Shen Maomao" and "Shen Watermelon".

All the knowledge about economics comes from textbooks