At the gate of the North City at noon.
After this period of continuous publicity, it is no longer necessary to ask someone to ring the gong to remind. When the time comes, the area around the wooden platform is already crowded with people who have participated in the event.
Everyone came to listen to the lectures now, not only for free food, but because they found that the little skills taught are quite practical and not deceiving!
The two people speaking on the stage did not first report an eye-catching headline as before, and then slowly explain it.
Instead, the performance started directly.
"Hey, Xiao Wu, a strange thing happened to me recently~" the fat man said to the thin man next to him with a mysterious face.
"What mysterious matter, just tell me directly, I, Xiao Liu, listen~" The thin man folded his hands on his chest, looking like he was watching the excitement.
"I'm afraid you won't believe me if I tell you," the fat man made a covering motion with his hands, "I've been sleeping for the past two days, and I started dreaming as soon as I closed my eyes. This has been going on for many days."
"What's wrong with dreaming? I also dream every day. What's the matter?" The thin man obviously didn't think so, and shouted to the audience: "Do you big guys dream? Is there a guy who dreams every day? If so If so, please raise your hand and tell my little friend, so that he can feel at ease."
After getting along with each other for the past few days, everyone has a good impression of the fat and thin man on the stage. At this time, when the thin man asked this question, a few courageous and qualified people raised their hands one after another.
The thin man saw that there were seven or eight people raising their hands under the stage, and he couldn't help but exclaimed, "Hey, there are so many people~"
He turned around and slapped the fat man next to him, "See, so many people are dreaming every day, shouldn't you be relieved?"
"Oh, you don't understand, I'm different from them, I have the same dream every day! It's the same content every day!" Fatty looked confused, "How scary!"
A hooker who raised his hand in the audience saw that the fat man was frightened by the repeated dreams, and quickly shouted: "Fatty brother, don't be afraid, ever since I came to Longmenguan, I closed my eyes every night and started to sleep non-stop. Repeating the same dream! It's nothing, don't be nervous!"
Fatty was stunned when he heard the answer from the audience, and asked in disbelief, "Did you also start to have a dream repeatedly in the past two days?"
"That's right! Ever since I came to Longmenguan, I've been dreaming about my wife every night for many days!" The Goutai man nodded with certainty, and began to comfort the fat man, "So there's nothing to be afraid of repeating dreams. of!"
The crowd burst into laughter after hearing what the hooker said, and the hookers who were close couldn't help punching the guy a few times.
"If you want to be a mother-in-law, hurry home, don't take up space here, and make room for my family to attend classes."
The fat man and the thin man looked at each other. The development off stage was a bit different from what he had expected, and they couldn't chat with them anymore, so they should quickly get back on track.
The thin man made a curious expression, "Seeing that you are so nervous, I, Xiaoliu, are a little curious. You should hurry up and tell the big guys, what is it that repeats dreams that can scare you like this?"
When the people in the audience heard that the above continued to speak, they all silently silenced, and turned their attention back to Fatty.
Seeing that everyone was staring at him, the fat man wiped the sweat from his forehead, and he held the thin man's hand tightly, and then he told his dream.
"I dreamed that the two cattle raised at home were sick, their abdomens suddenly swelled, and the hunger nests on their backs appeared! I searched all the doctors in the city, but they couldn't be cured. They have been with our family for more than 20 years. My old scalper, I am naturally reluctant..."
"But everyone says it's hopeless, so what else can I do? Just when I was desperate, guess what happened?" The fat man turned his head and asked the thin man.
"What's wrong? Tell me quickly!" Seeing that the fat man was stuck here, the thin man couldn't help urging.
"Hey, don't worry, let me organize the language," the fat man choked on the other party angrily.
The thin man pointed at the fat man, and couldn't help complaining to the audience, "Look, he was a joke first, so why is he justified now?"
The fat man patted his cheek, emboldened, "I was about to give up at the time, and when I was about to hold the old scalper and cry, suddenly two packs of medicinal materials fell from the sky and hit me! I had an inexplicable feeling in my heart at that time , quickly decocted the medicine and fed it to the old scalper..."
"And then?" The thin man asked nervously.
The crowd in the audience also stared at Fatty intently.
"Then it will be fine!" The fat man said nervously.
The thin man was speechless after hearing what the other party said, "Damn! I thought there was something else, just dreamed about this and scared you like this, isn't that too bad?"
Seeing that the other party couldn't understand his nervousness and fear, the fat man gritted his teeth and told the truth.
"Having the same dream continuously, I wouldn't be so frightened. The most important thing is that this dream came true yesterday afternoon!!"
"what?!"
"After I finished my lecture yesterday, when I went back, I found that the two old scalpers were really sick. I came to the place in my dream with mixed feelings. As a result, two packs of medicine really fell from the sky. After the scalpers drank it, they My illness will be healed immediately!"
The voice fell.
Not only the thin man on the stage was surprised, but also the common people in the audience were dumbfounded.
In ancient times, everyone believed in gods.
As soon as they heard the follow-up development, the crowd on the left side knelt down, put their hands together, and kept praying to heaven.
The Goudai people on the right, seeing the development of the scene in front of them, stood there stupidly, not knowing what to do.
One of the Goutai people couldn't help whispering to his companions: "The symptoms of the sick cow that the fat man just mentioned are the same diseases as our cows?"
The other party also replied in a low voice, "It sounds like the symptoms are, but why is it also a sacrifice to the heaven and the earth, why don't we have the heavenly medicine?"
No one answered their doubts. After the prayers of the people nearby were over, one of the people in the crowd boldly asked the fat man, "The cattle in my family died because of this disease. Do you still remember the medicine in it?" Is there anything?"
"That's right! Before this, there is no way to cure this disease. This is the magic medicine bestowed on us by God! The key is to remember the medicinal materials inside!"
"That's right!"
Everyone stood up and surrounded the wooden platform, and asked the fat man closely.
"Aren't you afraid?" The fat man shrank his neck and looked around.
After hearing this, the people in the city hated iron for being weak!
"This is the medicine bestowed by God! What an honor! What are you afraid of!"
"Okay... I'm timid." The fat man felt aggrieved.
Seeing his appearance, the thin man next to him couldn't help but hammered his shoulder, "Everyone is asking you something, what's in that magic medicine, do you remember?"
The fat man was injured and covered the place where he was beaten, "Can't you be gentle?"
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the impatient expressions of the people in the audience, and finally stopped showing off. He took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to the thin man next to him.
"When I opened the medicine bag, there was this piece of paper inside, but I'm not sure if it's a prescription!"
The thin man took the paper with a smile, opened it and was dumbfounded, "What, what's going on?"
Seeing the skinny man's appearance, the people nearby couldn't help snatching the paper, held it in front of them, and were just as dumbfounded as the skinny man.
"Why is this blank?!" Everyone exclaimed!
"Where is it blank?" Fatty snatched the piece of paper and pointed it to the audience, "Isn't there something written here, and here and here are all the names of herbs?"
The people below, seeing the current situation, are a little confused.
The prescription in the fat man's hand was just a blank piece of paper in their eyes. Seeing the other party pointing at the paper, they didn't know what to do for a while.
Fortunately, someone in the crowd broke the silence, "Could it be that God gave you the magic medicine specially after seeing you have deep feelings for scalpers and was moved by your previous relationship, so the rest of us can't see this medicine?" The words on it?"
When the common people heard this explanation, they immediately felt that what this person said seemed quite reasonable. After all, this is a god-given magic medicine!No one can see it!
So, everyone accepted this explanation one after another.
The Goudai man on the right saw what was happening in front of him like a dream.
what's the situation?Why do those people's cows die of illness, God will give medicine, and their cows will die every year because of this disease, but why is there no god to give medicine in a dream?
After thinking about it, he couldn't think of a specific reason, so the Goutai man couldn't help but surround him and questioned the people in the city.
"Naturally, every family in our family pays homage to the gods of all walks of life. Isn't it right for them to give medicine to help us?" The common people said it as a matter of course.
The Goudai man scratched his head in distress, "But our Goudai people also sacrifice to heaven and earth every year?"
The commoner squinted his eyes just now, thought for a while, and then asked them about the details of offering sacrifices to heaven.
After understanding, she curled her lips speechlessly, "What's the use of just worshiping? You don't even worship portraits, and there is no place to live when the gods come."
"Then where can I buy these portraits? I want to take some back and enshrine them." Goudai asked humbly.
The commoner kindly gave the other party some science, the various festivals of the heaven/chapo every year, including which days are enshrined and which gods are enshrined, and by the way, he helped introduce a shop to buy statues there, and you can get a discount if you report his name.
The Goudai people tried their best to memorize these festivals and planned to celebrate them in the future. At this moment, the tribe behind him suddenly became a swarm of bees.
All the people rushed forward, waving non-stop on the stage.
"Fat brother! Don't just sell it to your own people! Consider us! You just grab the medicine, we can double the price!!"
"There are countless sick cows like this in our clan. Sell us some! I'd like to pay a high price!"
The author has something to say: I just finished the exam today, I am tired and stupid, I will revise it tomorrow~
Thank you very much Qinghe for the ten bottles of nutrient solution!Love you!Compare heart biubiubiu!
After this period of continuous publicity, it is no longer necessary to ask someone to ring the gong to remind. When the time comes, the area around the wooden platform is already crowded with people who have participated in the event.
Everyone came to listen to the lectures now, not only for free food, but because they found that the little skills taught are quite practical and not deceiving!
The two people speaking on the stage did not first report an eye-catching headline as before, and then slowly explain it.
Instead, the performance started directly.
"Hey, Xiao Wu, a strange thing happened to me recently~" the fat man said to the thin man next to him with a mysterious face.
"What mysterious matter, just tell me directly, I, Xiao Liu, listen~" The thin man folded his hands on his chest, looking like he was watching the excitement.
"I'm afraid you won't believe me if I tell you," the fat man made a covering motion with his hands, "I've been sleeping for the past two days, and I started dreaming as soon as I closed my eyes. This has been going on for many days."
"What's wrong with dreaming? I also dream every day. What's the matter?" The thin man obviously didn't think so, and shouted to the audience: "Do you big guys dream? Is there a guy who dreams every day? If so If so, please raise your hand and tell my little friend, so that he can feel at ease."
After getting along with each other for the past few days, everyone has a good impression of the fat and thin man on the stage. At this time, when the thin man asked this question, a few courageous and qualified people raised their hands one after another.
The thin man saw that there were seven or eight people raising their hands under the stage, and he couldn't help but exclaimed, "Hey, there are so many people~"
He turned around and slapped the fat man next to him, "See, so many people are dreaming every day, shouldn't you be relieved?"
"Oh, you don't understand, I'm different from them, I have the same dream every day! It's the same content every day!" Fatty looked confused, "How scary!"
A hooker who raised his hand in the audience saw that the fat man was frightened by the repeated dreams, and quickly shouted: "Fatty brother, don't be afraid, ever since I came to Longmenguan, I closed my eyes every night and started to sleep non-stop. Repeating the same dream! It's nothing, don't be nervous!"
Fatty was stunned when he heard the answer from the audience, and asked in disbelief, "Did you also start to have a dream repeatedly in the past two days?"
"That's right! Ever since I came to Longmenguan, I've been dreaming about my wife every night for many days!" The Goutai man nodded with certainty, and began to comfort the fat man, "So there's nothing to be afraid of repeating dreams. of!"
The crowd burst into laughter after hearing what the hooker said, and the hookers who were close couldn't help punching the guy a few times.
"If you want to be a mother-in-law, hurry home, don't take up space here, and make room for my family to attend classes."
The fat man and the thin man looked at each other. The development off stage was a bit different from what he had expected, and they couldn't chat with them anymore, so they should quickly get back on track.
The thin man made a curious expression, "Seeing that you are so nervous, I, Xiaoliu, are a little curious. You should hurry up and tell the big guys, what is it that repeats dreams that can scare you like this?"
When the people in the audience heard that the above continued to speak, they all silently silenced, and turned their attention back to Fatty.
Seeing that everyone was staring at him, the fat man wiped the sweat from his forehead, and he held the thin man's hand tightly, and then he told his dream.
"I dreamed that the two cattle raised at home were sick, their abdomens suddenly swelled, and the hunger nests on their backs appeared! I searched all the doctors in the city, but they couldn't be cured. They have been with our family for more than 20 years. My old scalper, I am naturally reluctant..."
"But everyone says it's hopeless, so what else can I do? Just when I was desperate, guess what happened?" The fat man turned his head and asked the thin man.
"What's wrong? Tell me quickly!" Seeing that the fat man was stuck here, the thin man couldn't help urging.
"Hey, don't worry, let me organize the language," the fat man choked on the other party angrily.
The thin man pointed at the fat man, and couldn't help complaining to the audience, "Look, he was a joke first, so why is he justified now?"
The fat man patted his cheek, emboldened, "I was about to give up at the time, and when I was about to hold the old scalper and cry, suddenly two packs of medicinal materials fell from the sky and hit me! I had an inexplicable feeling in my heart at that time , quickly decocted the medicine and fed it to the old scalper..."
"And then?" The thin man asked nervously.
The crowd in the audience also stared at Fatty intently.
"Then it will be fine!" The fat man said nervously.
The thin man was speechless after hearing what the other party said, "Damn! I thought there was something else, just dreamed about this and scared you like this, isn't that too bad?"
Seeing that the other party couldn't understand his nervousness and fear, the fat man gritted his teeth and told the truth.
"Having the same dream continuously, I wouldn't be so frightened. The most important thing is that this dream came true yesterday afternoon!!"
"what?!"
"After I finished my lecture yesterday, when I went back, I found that the two old scalpers were really sick. I came to the place in my dream with mixed feelings. As a result, two packs of medicine really fell from the sky. After the scalpers drank it, they My illness will be healed immediately!"
The voice fell.
Not only the thin man on the stage was surprised, but also the common people in the audience were dumbfounded.
In ancient times, everyone believed in gods.
As soon as they heard the follow-up development, the crowd on the left side knelt down, put their hands together, and kept praying to heaven.
The Goudai people on the right, seeing the development of the scene in front of them, stood there stupidly, not knowing what to do.
One of the Goutai people couldn't help whispering to his companions: "The symptoms of the sick cow that the fat man just mentioned are the same diseases as our cows?"
The other party also replied in a low voice, "It sounds like the symptoms are, but why is it also a sacrifice to the heaven and the earth, why don't we have the heavenly medicine?"
No one answered their doubts. After the prayers of the people nearby were over, one of the people in the crowd boldly asked the fat man, "The cattle in my family died because of this disease. Do you still remember the medicine in it?" Is there anything?"
"That's right! Before this, there is no way to cure this disease. This is the magic medicine bestowed on us by God! The key is to remember the medicinal materials inside!"
"That's right!"
Everyone stood up and surrounded the wooden platform, and asked the fat man closely.
"Aren't you afraid?" The fat man shrank his neck and looked around.
After hearing this, the people in the city hated iron for being weak!
"This is the medicine bestowed by God! What an honor! What are you afraid of!"
"Okay... I'm timid." The fat man felt aggrieved.
Seeing his appearance, the thin man next to him couldn't help but hammered his shoulder, "Everyone is asking you something, what's in that magic medicine, do you remember?"
The fat man was injured and covered the place where he was beaten, "Can't you be gentle?"
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the impatient expressions of the people in the audience, and finally stopped showing off. He took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to the thin man next to him.
"When I opened the medicine bag, there was this piece of paper inside, but I'm not sure if it's a prescription!"
The thin man took the paper with a smile, opened it and was dumbfounded, "What, what's going on?"
Seeing the skinny man's appearance, the people nearby couldn't help snatching the paper, held it in front of them, and were just as dumbfounded as the skinny man.
"Why is this blank?!" Everyone exclaimed!
"Where is it blank?" Fatty snatched the piece of paper and pointed it to the audience, "Isn't there something written here, and here and here are all the names of herbs?"
The people below, seeing the current situation, are a little confused.
The prescription in the fat man's hand was just a blank piece of paper in their eyes. Seeing the other party pointing at the paper, they didn't know what to do for a while.
Fortunately, someone in the crowd broke the silence, "Could it be that God gave you the magic medicine specially after seeing you have deep feelings for scalpers and was moved by your previous relationship, so the rest of us can't see this medicine?" The words on it?"
When the common people heard this explanation, they immediately felt that what this person said seemed quite reasonable. After all, this is a god-given magic medicine!No one can see it!
So, everyone accepted this explanation one after another.
The Goudai man on the right saw what was happening in front of him like a dream.
what's the situation?Why do those people's cows die of illness, God will give medicine, and their cows will die every year because of this disease, but why is there no god to give medicine in a dream?
After thinking about it, he couldn't think of a specific reason, so the Goutai man couldn't help but surround him and questioned the people in the city.
"Naturally, every family in our family pays homage to the gods of all walks of life. Isn't it right for them to give medicine to help us?" The common people said it as a matter of course.
The Goudai man scratched his head in distress, "But our Goudai people also sacrifice to heaven and earth every year?"
The commoner squinted his eyes just now, thought for a while, and then asked them about the details of offering sacrifices to heaven.
After understanding, she curled her lips speechlessly, "What's the use of just worshiping? You don't even worship portraits, and there is no place to live when the gods come."
"Then where can I buy these portraits? I want to take some back and enshrine them." Goudai asked humbly.
The commoner kindly gave the other party some science, the various festivals of the heaven/chapo every year, including which days are enshrined and which gods are enshrined, and by the way, he helped introduce a shop to buy statues there, and you can get a discount if you report his name.
The Goudai people tried their best to memorize these festivals and planned to celebrate them in the future. At this moment, the tribe behind him suddenly became a swarm of bees.
All the people rushed forward, waving non-stop on the stage.
"Fat brother! Don't just sell it to your own people! Consider us! You just grab the medicine, we can double the price!!"
"There are countless sick cows like this in our clan. Sell us some! I'd like to pay a high price!"
The author has something to say: I just finished the exam today, I am tired and stupid, I will revise it tomorrow~
Thank you very much Qinghe for the ten bottles of nutrient solution!Love you!Compare heart biubiubiu!
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