Experience RPG in high school

Hearing the sound and stepping into the threshold, you stood at the door and cautiously looked inside.

Su Nuo on both sides is leaning lazily on the wooden beam of the French window, with one knee propped on the ground, and his right arm resting leisurely on his bent knee. The open French window reveals a faint bright moon, a bit like admiring the moon son.

Thinking what kind of poss this guy is putting up here, you scratch your hair and walk in, then sit aside uncomfortably, waiting for the pink-haired man to speak.

However, the two-faced Su Nuo has not spoken from the beginning to the end, and there is a feeling that if you dare to open your mouth to spoil his mood of admiring the moon, you will kill you to add to the fun, or this dog is simply enjoying your nervous state of mind.

Damn, sitting on the side anxious and worried, my palms were sweating over time.

Your heart is in great torment, and you can't figure out what the two-faced Su Nuo wanted to do when you called yourself over. I don't know how long it took until the knock on the door sounded from outside the house, and Li Mei came in with a plate of dishes.

The boy respectfully put the dinner on the small table, and while reporting in a low voice, he put the last plate of something that was obviously different from the other food plates outside the table.

what……

Your eyes fell on the last dish. Li Mei had already stood up and was about to leave. Before he left, he glanced at you. He didn't say anything, he just closed the door and left here.

Brother, don't go, at least give some hints!

You yelled depressedly in your heart, and there was also movement at this time. He stood up suddenly, walked over and sat down in front of the dining table with tiredness, glanced over as if giving alms, raised his eyebrows and pointed Fish intestines on the outside.

"eat."

……

That's right, with the ending of this sentence, you take a closer look, and it turns out that it is a bowl of stewed fish intestines made of milky white soup.

No! ! !

His expression suddenly put on a mask of pain again, forced by the majesty of the two-faced Nuo, he could only reach out tremblingly to grab the spoon in the bowl, avoiding this thing from a certain village's bedding in his heart. , but he had to put on an appearance, holding his breath and took a sip of soup... Huh?

It's quite delicious.

You licked the corner of your mouth, couldn't help but took another spoonful and drank it into your stomach, wiped the milky white broth that accidentally got on the corner of your mouth, and tried to pick up a piece of chopped fish intestines, holding back the weird feeling and putting it in I chewed it in my mouth... go, why is it so delicious unexpectedly!

No wonder the double-faced Su Nuo wanted to keep Limei by his side.

[System prompt: Player HP + 500, spell power + 1000. 】

……

Nothing to say, Rime's craftsmanship, yyds.

Looking at your gradually satisfied expression, a certain old man opposite seemed to be a little unhappy, his eyes narrowed, he didn't know what to think, he propped his chin and said without warning: "Where's that candy today. "

sugar?You stopped eating the soup, and when the other party reminded you, you couldn't help but think of another main task of yours: to help the two-faced Nuo eliminate the curse Buff.

According to the fact that only 25% of the efficiency can be restored in one day, it takes at least 4 days to eliminate this guy's curse buff. Standing in the camp of conjurers, what should I do while he is sick and killing him.

You just thought about it, pouted and took out strange-tasting candies from your bag (even if you changed into an ancient kimono, you still carried your ordinary fluorescent green backpack), the two-faced Su Nuo has already stubbornly He straightened his upper body, as if he didn't care about your reaction at all, but the sentence he said revealed a strong sense of threat.

"It's still the smell of grass, and it will kill you."

you:……

Damn, isn't this difficult for the strong!Even you yourself don't know which strange-flavored candy tastes normal. You have eaten no less than 40 so far. You have tasted all kinds of flavors and almost never tasted the normal taste.

They even look exactly the same with their packaging and fruits. Help me, where can I tell which smells like booger and which smells like diapers...

In the sight of Su Nuo on both sides who was starting to get a little impatient again, you didn't dare to hesitate any longer, so you could only swallow your saliva, pick up his arm with the mentality of reading files at any time, and put the candy in the other's generous palm.

Thinking of something, I rounded up the origin of the sugar by the way: "This is one of my spells. The condensed candy can eliminate a certain degree of negative state."

"Oh?" The two-faced Su Nuo raised his eyebrows with interest, slowly closed his palms, raised his arms, and casually opened the package and threw it into his mouth.

When the words fell, he seemed to pause for a moment on his originally happy expression, and you were startled, sweating profusely, wondering if it might be the worst taste to eat after winning the lottery...

You can't think of any other rescue method for a while, no matter what, you stand up suddenly as if you are going all out, and anxiously take out a certain pink candy from your bag, and stuff it into the other party's mouth before Su Nuo recovers.

……

No way, only this is the best.

You don't want to either!According to the information that has been explored so far, among a series of various candy props, only the pink wonderful candy tastes the best, and it can be inversely proportional to the ratio of 1:1 to the strange-tasting candy, which may cover the original taste. .

Your index finger touched this guy's big lips in anxiety, and it was soft and moist. Your expression became weird, and you couldn't help it, and rubbed your wet fingers on your clothes a few times in disgust.

The two-faced Su Nuo had already responded on the other side. He licked his lips, pressed the cheekbones on both sides of his cheeks, and looked over with his scarlet eyes:

"How dare you."

I don't know which one he was talking about, but all the candy was eaten. As expected, the guy's status bar has canceled 25% of the curse buff, which has dropped to 50%.

"Plum flavor, not bad." Immediately afterwards, Liangmian Su Nuo stroked his chin thoughtfully, as if recalling the first candy he ate, and praised you in a rare mood.

what the hell! ?

Isn't it the bad taste of winning the lottery?You paused when you retracted your body, your eyes widened in astonishment, and you watched the pink-haired man in front of you wave his hand, urging you to leave, he picked up the chopsticks on the table, and seemed to be about to eat.

TMD... just like that, you were kicked out by the other party, and you were still in a great daze before you left. You couldn't believe that the two-faced Su Nuo actually tasted the taste of fruit.

Plum and plum should be regarded as the taste of fruit, which is almost equivalent to the taste of plum. Damn, what kind of devil is he with a lot of luck.

It seems like ten thousand alpacas are galloping across the prairie in your heart. You are in a very calm mood, and you just stand outside the door of Liangsu Nuo without food, and you hesitate about your previous actions.

Thinking of the two-faced Su Nuo's taste-like praise, since the taste is not wrong, why do you still give that guy a wonderful pink candy? Not only was a candy wasted, but it is also very weird. There is nothing wrong with the function of that candy Guess...

Going back to your room in a daze, forget it, thinking what the hell is going on with the two-faced Su Nuo, you shrank back into the futon in a light kimono, closed your eyes and started to close your eyes.

This is of course, the sky has already darkened, and you don't have the leisure to sit and watch the moon like the two-faced Su Nuo, so you decisively got into the soft bed, there is nothing good to do, you can only sleep.

When I woke up the next day, it was already in the morning, and the air was not as cold as in the early morning. I gathered my clothes and walked out of the room. The whole mansion was the same as yesterday, and there was still no one there.

Guessing that the two-faced Su Nuo should have gone out again, you relax and pray that this guy would never come back. You take out the dragon-slaying sword with high will, and decide to go to the opposite mountain forest to cut monsters and level up.

... Passing the courtyard, a sound of clanging suddenly came from the opposite side.

You paused, and heard the reputation, it turned out that some kind-hearted boy who helped you dress yourself was chopping firewood, huh?He didn't go out with Liangmian Su Nuo, the sun really came out from the west.

Thinking of yesterday's revolutionary friendship, you ran over and waved to the other party: "Limei!"

The movement of the woodcutter seemed to be stiff. He raised his head upon hearing the sound, nodded his chin indifferently to you, lowered his eyes and continued to chop wood neatly. The texture of his wrist was clearly fine, but he was relentless in holding the axe.

Ah this.Enthusiasm was poured cold water, you stopped in embarrassment, raised your hand and scratched your cheek, thinking that you should just go to the woods to practice leveling.

"and many more."

A faint voice came from behind, Li Mei didn't know when he put down his ax and walked over, raised his hand coldly and pulled your collar.

"The clothes are so untidy, won't you tidy them up when you go out?"

"?" There is no full-length mirror here!You were confused, and looked down at your kimono, except that it was a little wrinkled, and the neckline was stretched out (it was smoothed out by the other party), and there was nothing else...

You glared at this guy, but you didn't dare to hate Limei, so you could only shrink your head and whisper, "I can't wear it."

"It's too tight and uncomfortable."

To tell you the truth, Limei tied the rope very tightly yesterday, making it hard for you to breathe. The overall kimono looks loose, but it is actually quite uncomfortable. Of course, you have to loosen it when you sleep.

The boy's expression became a little weird, he suddenly took a step back, turned around and said in a cold voice: "Whatever you want."

"..."

You shrugged your shoulders and looked at him turning his back to chop firewood for no reason. Anyway, his clothes had been rearranged. You said happily, "Limei, you are so kind..."

Forget it, why do you have the feeling of being issued a good card? To put it another way, you sincerely said: "Limei, you are so kind."

Adhering to the principle of throwing it away when you're done using it, the young man who didn't care about chopping firewood anymore, you left the yard without looking back like a scumbag who left his wife at home to do hard work, and went to the mysterious small forest opposite the gate.

This time, there was no death order from the two-faced Su Nuo, so it didn't matter if he chopped down until midnight. He killed nearly a hundred poor little animals, and found a small bulging dirt bag at the bottom of a hidden leaf.

Little dirt bag! !

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen an ant nest. You wept with joy, and quickly rummaged through your backpack to find a kettle filled with boiling water... That’s right, the water inside is still hot. How long have you been in the backpack, and the bubbles that come out of the gurgling are still boiling.

The opening of the soil bag was filled, and the prompt of the system immediately appeared in front of my eyes.

[System: The player killed 781 ants!Gained a total of 781 experience points, ant's tentacles x 39 (each tentacles can recover 1 point of magic power)]

Pick up those tentacles that fell on the ground, and now I can pick up these things without changing my face. Sure enough, time can make people... Well, I still can't accept it, you put the tentacles in with a distorted face. in the backpack.

The ant nests on the ground have not disappeared, and the soil that has been filled with water has a strong earthy smell. Speaking of which, after watering so many ant nests, I have never seen the figure of an ant queen.

After thinking about it, you squatted down, leaned down next to the soil bag, activated your skills, used the Fire Escape·Impatiens Flower Technique, and spit out a few hot fireballs towards the opening. The moment the ant nest was attacked, the whole ground began to tremble violently When I got up, the rumbling sound rushed into my ears unexpectedly along with the landslide.

Startled, you got up quickly, and you ran away from the collapsed position with your fastest speed.

Thinking that he would never die again, Sa Yazi ran wildly, and the outer coat of the kimono was covered with mud. He didn't escape the danger until he ran to Su Nuo's mansion on both sides, and the rolling clods no longer came here.

[System: The player killed 2678 ants!Gained a total of 2678 experience points, ant's tentacles x 250 (each tentacles can recover 1 point of magic power)]

……

I always feel that the 250 is laughing at myself. Besides, other rewards appeared in the system.

[System: The player killed the queen ant!Gain 5000 experience points, white thick paste of the queen ant × 1. 】

[Congratulations to the player for winning the title: Ant Killer. (Attack +100, Dexterity +100, Defense +99, every time an ant is killed, experience increases by 2%)]

Ah, after thinking about it, I still put the title on the top of my head, thinking I'm sorry, you go back and pick up the ant horn, hesitated for a while and didn't continue to kill monsters, but returned to the house of the two-faced Su Nuo.

It’s been a whole day today, and I feel very tired after chopping hundreds of monsters. While walking, you take out a candy with a strange taste, peel off the wrapper and plan to eat it, but the candy touches your lips, but your movements There was a sudden meal.

It's like...orange flavor?

You lowered your head and stared at the transparent candy in your hand. After a few seconds of silence, you still didn't eat it, and silently wrapped it up again with the wrapper.

You, you are unhygienic, what's wrong!Of course, this kind of candy is reserved for the two-faced Su Nuo to eat, otherwise his head will be taken off suddenly again, damn it, he only deserves to eat the candy you licked!

Guilty... Ah no, you stuffed the candy into your pocket without any guilt, and decided to stuff this candy into the mouth of Liangmian Sunuo tonight. You took out your backpack and took out another candy with a strange taste.

Facts have proved that not always so lucky.

The newly dug out sugar has an indescribable earthworm smell, fishy, ​​like the kind of earthworms that have been watered and trampled by the rain. Your throat chokes, and you swallow it into your stomach with pain.

The physical and mental exhaustion dissipated immediately, and he stepped into the threshold dejectedly, and when he passed the courtyard, Limei was no longer there.

You didn't pay much attention, stepped on the exposed corridor, and was about to walk to your room, but saw a vague figure not far away.

The figure seemed to have seen you too. He stopped, looked over thoughtfully, turned in the direction he was going, and walked directly towards your position.

It is two-faced Nuo.

The pink-haired man folded his hands on his chest, walked barefoot in a casual posture, his scarlet eyes drooped down, staring at you without knowing what to think.

Do... what?Being terrified by this guy, you feel extremely weird, put away the dragon slaying sword, and take a step back for no reason.

"Tch." The two-faced Su Nuo chuckled mockingly, and approached suddenly in the next second, with one hand clenched against his chin thinking about something, and the other hand directly pinched your chin, groping with rough fingers Touching your skin, it will turn red after being pinched in a short while.

[System prompt: Player HP-1. 】

Depend on!

What's wrong with him? You feel your jaw hurts, and you twitched the corner of your mouth speechlessly, but you dare not stare at this guy...

Damn, I feel so suffocated, thinking this guy is just walking around here at night, wait, you can't help thinking about something from last night because of the weird taste of candy in your mouth .

He seems to have eaten that pink candy...

No, no way, your face froze, and you didn't dare to think deeply, but the two-faced Su Nuo moved your cheeks left and right, and muttered without a tone: "That's it."

you:……

Please, it's really like this, let you go, please!

I'm afraid that this guy wants to do something on a whim, but the man in front of you suddenly grinned, just like this, pinching your chin and slowly approaching, the tip of his nose is almost touching him, and the hot air is sprayed over.

He turned his head sideways and leaned down, his nose lightly sniffed your neck, and slowly moved down from the base of the ear against the skin...

Help.

Your face was filled with smoke, and you couldn't help but want to back away, but Su Nuo on both sides narrowed his eyes, his head was almost buried in your white neck, and he pressed your shoulder with one hand, then opened his mouth, sharp teeth Suddenly bit the delicate and intact skin, and bright red blood spewed out immediately.

The other party imprisoned your body like this, gulping and gulping for an unknown amount of sips, then straightened up, licked the fangs with a wanton evil smile, and wiped off the excess blood from the corners of the mouth.

"That's right."

……

You don't have anything to say but fuck.