I rely on the emperor's favor to blow up the officialdom

He was still a fifth-rank petty official last year, but after the Dragon Boat Festival, he managed to get a few strings of high-quality red corals. What about this year?Just got a box of broken rice dumplings!

The more Tang Yin thought about it, the more angry he became, and when he was about to leave the palace, Jiu An personally led someone to stop him.

Jiu'an smiled obsequiously: "Master Tang, Your Majesty welcomes you."

Tang Yin frowned, and unconsciously clenched the snack box in his hand.That day when Xiao Shu tore his clothes, I can still vividly remember how he left the palace in a state of embarrassment.

He didn't really want to go, but the emperor's order was inevitable.So he took a deep breath and got on the soft sedan that Jiu'an specially prepared for him.

The soft sedan chair was festively bright red, carrying Tang Yin all the way into the inner hall like a bride.

Tang Yin was a little flustered in his heart and forced himself to calm down, but the moment he saw Xiao Shu, he still couldn't help but his mouth was dry and his heart beat faster.

The man was sitting at the table drinking wine, with black hair hanging down his waist, he looked like an extremely tired beast.

When the beast put away its fangs, its face was full of docility, and it seemed to raise its tail unconsciously, making a gesture of courtship.

Xiao Shu is very attractive when he is not looking for trouble, even Tang Yin, who is a man, can't help but be confused.

Xiao Shu's eyes narrowed slightly, and he smiled and said, "Aiqing, come and sit down."

He patted the chair closest to him, Tang Yin swallowed, and sat down in fear.

Tang Yin lowered his eyes and said nothing, and suddenly saw that the dish closest to him turned out to be Tianxianglou's braised pork elbow, and immediately gasped.

"I knew that Aiqing liked this dish, so I specially ordered someone to buy it from Tianxiang Building."

Xiao Shu approached him relentlessly, and said, "I also like to eat, Aiqing and I can enjoy it together."

Xiao Shu held a piece of elbow meat and handed it to Tang Yin's mouth. Tang Yin didn't dare to refuse, so he opened his mouth carefully and bit it, chewed it a few times with his puffed cheeks, and swallowed it.

The two are like glue, you are my friend.Jiu'an watched with a numb face, and couldn't help complaining about Xiao Shu in his heart.

…A while ago you said that the elbow was unpalatable and you threw it to the dog. Mr. Tang ate it with you, and you liked it again.Alas, no one can understand His Majesty's thoughts.

"I gave you the zongzi, do you like it?"

Tang Yin dared to say that he didn't like it, and nodded quickly, like an obedient lamb.

"As long as you like it, then I will give you another gift!"

Xiao Shu winked at Jiu'an, and soon, Jiu'an presented a small wooden box.

Xiao Shu handed it to Tang Yin mysteriously, telling him to go back and open it.Tang Yin was uneasy, he couldn't taste the taste of a meal.

However, Xiao Shu was in a good mood, and stuffed everything into Tang Yin's mouth. After the feeding, Xiao Shu didn't do anything messy, but only teased a few words before sending Tang Yin back.

Tang Yin forgot to take that box of broken rice dumplings, and after returning to Tang Mansion with that luxurious-looking small wooden box, Wu Han and others immediately surrounded him, chasing after him for a reward.

Every year during festivals, Tang Yin can bring back a lot of things from the palace.But this year's emperor was too stingy, so he gave each of them a box of rice dumplings.

Then he forgot to bring back that box of zongzi...

Right now, Tang Yin only has that precious-looking small wooden box left in his pocket.

"Your Majesty rewarded it, open it and have a look." Tang Yin didn't know what Xiao Shu rewarded, but thinking that Xiao Shu was so stingy, it probably wasn't something valuable, but when he opened it, he almost fainted from fright.

...Xiao Shu gave him the queen's phoenix seal.

"My lord, this looks like a seal with a phoenix engraved on it." Yuxian shouted excitedly, having never seen such a beautiful seal.

Yuluan also booed, "This phoenix is ​​so beautiful, it must be carved from gold. Congratulations to such a fine thing!"

Tang Yin: "..." Please, please stop talking.

Apart from Tang Yin, probably only Wu Han could recognize this thing.

Now Xiao Shu's harem is empty, not to mention empresses and concubines, he doesn't even have a servant girl, what an empress deserves, but he gave it to Tang Yin.

If you can't see the problem, then you are too stupid!

Wu Han was horrified, thinking of Tang Yin coming out of the palace in disheveled clothes that day, and remembering that Tang Yin had suffered a lot from Xiao Shu recently, he suddenly realized: "My lord, could it be..."

Could it be that the dog emperor wanted to take you by force and bullied you!

Tang Yin covered his blushing old face, bit his lips and said, "Stop talking!"

I don't have the face to see people anymore, woo woo woo.

Tang Yin picked up the small wooden box and ran away in a hurry, leaving only the bewildered crowd staring at each other.

He tossed and turned all night and couldn't sleep. In the morning court, Tang Yin had two dark circles under his eyes and was forced to enter the palace for the morning court.

Originally, he just wanted to make a living, get a full salary to support his group of little followers.

As a result, he never expected that the news of Xiao Shu's gift of the phoenix seal spread all over the capital inexplicably.

In the early morning, all the ministers were discussing this absurd matter in groups of three or four.

Tang Yin stood in the corner and pretended to be dead, with an appearance of "I'm deaf, I don't understand what you say".

After a stick of incense like this, Xiao Shu came.As soon as the morning court started, Cui Wenbai, the official censor, stood up and heavily read Tang Yin's book!

Cui Wenbai was also a veteran of the three dynasties, and his temperament was the most upright and upright. None of the civil and military dynasties dared to oppose him, for fear that his career would be ruined if he joined the party.

"Your Majesty, Tang Yin seduces the monarch and serves the monarch with sex. It's all right if he doesn't think about making progress. He also tries to use this to mess up the government. He has no sense of shame. He deserves death!

I implore Your Majesty to punish Tang Yin severely, and you must not be fooled by such monsters and mess up my rule of law.Tang Yin is ignorant of ethics, shameless and incompetent, sharp-tongued and sharp-tongued, his heart can be punished! "

"It's absurd for a monster to dare to desecrate the Phoenix Seal, which can only be managed by the Empress. Tang Yin, you brazen villain, you are really despised, shameless, a disaster for the country and the people, and you deserve to die!"

When Cui Wenbo talked about his excitement, he burst into tears.Changbai's beard was trembling with anger, and he scolded Tang Yin mercilessly.

Tang Yin thought he was mild-tempered, but after being wronged and humiliated like this, his expression changed instantly.

He has no sense of shame, and still charms the monarch?

Who is shameless, who seduces whom!

"Cui Yushi, I don't quite understand what you said." Tang Yin put on a posture of "tearing to the end" with him, and sneered: "I charm the monarch? Am I wearing women's clothes or changing skirts?" , everyone is wearing similar court clothes, which eye of yours saw me hooking up with His Majesty? Also, why am I so shameless, did I force His Majesty to give me the Phoenix Seal?!"

Cui Wenbai was stunned, he stammered and said, "Then...that is naturally obtained by your bewitching master!"

Tang Yin pressed on every step, and was so angry that he almost wanted to hit someone, "Did you see that? Did you see that I put my arms around His Majesty's neck to seduce him or something?! How did I mess up the court?

Did I kill your whole family or did I harm your wife and children? Do you want to blame me for your son's dog legs being interrupted tomorrow? "

Cui Wenbai's eyes were shattered, his face flushed with anger, "Tang Yin, you!"

"What's wrong with me? Ah? What the hell happened to me?!"

Tang Yin put his hands on his hips, almost desperate, and yelled: "My father never scolded me like that, are you a great censor? Swearing at anyone and insulting others casually, is this what your tutor taught you?

Everyone sees that you don't want to argue with you when you are old, but you are capable, you just want to stand in front of my ancestral grave and scold me, right? "

"And you!" Tang Yin rolled up his sleeves, and pointed directly at Xiao Shu who was sitting on the dragon chair watching the excitement, scaring all the ministers to the point of fainting.

My god, this is too exciting.Mr. Tang, take it easy, we can bear to scold Mr. Yushi, and you scold Xiao Shu, that murderous tyrant, have you lived enough? !

Tang Yin was really aggrieved, he risked his life, and couldn't swallow his useless anger, pointed at Xiao Shu's nose and scolded: "You enjoyed watching the excitement, right? You're a bastard! My head hurts!" Right here, come on, come and chop! Either kill me, or don’t provoke me, you bastard, die and cut off your sleeves, I wish you a dead son!”

puff--

As soon as Tang Yin cursed, Cui Wenbai spurted out a mouthful of old blood, fell to the ground and fell unconscious.

Tang Yin: "..." I scolded the dog emperor, why are you dizzy.

Cui Wenbo probably didn't expect Tang Yin to be so aggressive that he even dared to scold the emperor.He was really terrified, frightened and frightened, he was so angry that he spat out a mouthful of blood, as if he had received a devastating blow, he closed his eyes and passed out.

"Hehe." Xiao Shu looked at Tang Yin dotingly, instead of being angry, he smiled, very shamelessly.

Xiao Shu looked at the group of ministers who were about to pee out of fear, leaned forward and back together happily, and finally said: "Tang Aiqing is really eloquent, I like you more and more! I see that you are more suitable to be a censor than Master Cui, and Master Cui is old No problem, from now on you will be the censor."

After the words fell, Xiao Shu walked away with a happy face.

All the ministers: "..." Crazy, all of them are crazy.

Tang Yin: "..."

Ah well, he still laughed so happily when I scolded him, and he was promoted to my official position. Does he deserve the scolding?

Tang Yin wiped the sweat from his forehead, feeling a little scared.He was really too bold and reckless just now!

Tang Yin complained to himself that he was too impulsive just now, and under the envious and admiring eyes of all the ministers, he slipped away trembling with his little white legs.

The author has something to say:

Tang Yin (wiping sweat): I'm crazy about killing, I'm crazy about killing.

Me: Admire, please help me collect it, you are so amazing, I love it so much!

Tang Yin (tweaking): Oh, I just want you to collect it for you, and you are cute too!

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