I regenerated a small bodyguard

Wei Xun laughed, stopped talking about this matter, went to the side and took the tableware and put it in front of Mu Jiashu, and said with a little regret: "I didn't expect that we were just together, and I didn't take you around the world on a luxury yacht. I feel guilty sitting in this place and eating such a meal in a hot air balloon at [-] feet."

Mu Jiashu: "Have you been watching "Unexpectedly" recently? I think this meal is very meaningful. Wei Shao worked hard to earn it. This is probably the only time in this life."

Wei Xun replied with a smile: "What's so difficult about it? If you think about it, I can be Mickey Mouse every day. I'm not tired of standing in the army yet."

Mu Jiashu could tell that Wei Xun was probably intimidated by their sudden relationship, afraid that he would regret it, and that he was racking his brains to show courteousness in front of him.

He shook his head and didn't explain much. This kind of thing can only be proved by time.

The dishes came out quickly. Wei Xun was looking forward to the big meal he had earned through his hard work, but after seeing it, he was immediately taken aback, and blurted out, "What are these things?"

No wonder he was surprised. This dish seemed to be a legendary dark dish. Its other characteristics were not seen. So far, there is only one word, black.

If the person sitting in front of him was not Mu Jiashu, and someone else dared to entertain Young Master Wei with such a thing, Wei Xun would probably overturn the table and leave.

Mu Jiashu smiled, didn't say anything, poked the thing in front of him with a fork, and after judging which one he ordered, he put a piece on Wei Xun's plate: "Do you want to try it? The signature dish."

Wei Xun: "...What is this? Why is it so dark?"

In Moserford, or in most countries, there is no "frying" process when cooking. The few things on the table are mainly baked or boiled, and they look a bit unsightly.

Mu Jiashu smiled and said, "Honey cake, it's too hot to bake."

Wei Xun was very skeptical about the edibleness of this thing, it looked like a piece of carbon to him, but since Mu Jiashu gave it to him, he never thought about not eating it, so he lifted it up and took a big bite.

Mu Jiashu smiled and said, "How is it?"

Wei Xun immediately said, "It's delicious!"

This time it’s really not out of conscience to please—this thing is not as hard as he imagined, but very crispy. The aroma of the cake is mixed with the sweetness of honey, which has a special flavor. The delicate and sandy taste makes him, who doesn’t like sweets Everyone was a little surprised.

Mu Jiashu said: "I knew you would like to eat it. This soup is even more special. You can see that its color is black because it is boiled with cuttlefish, and there is cuttlefish meat in it. The taste is very unique."

With the experiment just now, Wei Xun gained confidence in the dark cuisine, and he readily stretched out his hand, and was about to serve it, when suddenly a person rushed in from outside the shop, knelt down towards the two of them, and stretched out his hand to hug Mu Jiashu's leg.

Wei Xun stretched out his arm to block Mu Jiashu, and said sharply, "What are you doing!

He spoke Chinese in a hurry, no one could understand except Mu Jiashu, but the two of them could see clearly that the person in front of him was ragged and dirty, kneeling on the ground, he should be a beggar.

Mu Jiashu frowned, noticing that the other party was about to pull his trousers, so he immediately stood up and avoided it.Although his current clothes are not much better, but not disliking himself does not mean not disliking others.

He didn't expect that when he dodged like this, the person who was kneeling on the ground just now rushed forward, drank the bowl of soup in front of Mu Jiashu "Gudu Gudu", and then grabbed the cake on the table and another plate of them. The untouched sausage was desperately stuffed into his mouth.

The two of them didn't expect it, and they were all stupid.

Wei Xun: "Damn it!"

The other party raised a dirty face and sprayed a mouthful of food residue at Wei Xun. Disgusted, he immediately dragged Mu Jiashu and jumped back a few steps.

Mu Jiashu loves cleanliness even more than Wei Xun, and his scalp tingles even more: "Forget it, is he a lunatic..."

Before he finished speaking, the man picked up Wei Xun's bowl of soup and took a sip, and suddenly sprayed it in their direction. Fortunately, both of them reacted quickly, and quickly moved away. Wei Xun cursed angrily. , Looking up again, the person is gone.

Mu Jiashu, who was next to him, reacted a little faster, and even pushed Wei Xun away and chased him out. The proprietress who just came out from the back kitchen said something loudly, and her expression seemed to stop him. Wei Xun was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly Running out behind Mu Jiashu: "Little tree! Little tree? Why are you competing with a lunatic!"

Mu Jiashu's footsteps did not stop, and he simply raised his voice and said a word to Wei Xun who was behind him.

"He just took your phone off the table."

When Wei Xun was eating, he did put his mobile phone with no battery left on the corner of the table, but he really didn't notice that it was taken away just now.It wasn't a valuable item at first, but he immediately realized why Mu Jiashu wanted to chase it—if it was really a mental problem, then it would be fine, but using this method of pretending to be crazy disturbed their dinner and even robbed them , this must be cleaned up!

There are also such people in China... No, generally speaking, it's not a single person, it should be a gang, who specialize in deceiving outsiders who are not familiar with the situation.

Wei Xun thought about the proprietress' actions to prevent Mu Jiashu from chasing him, and he could conclude that there were probably people outside to respond.The first person who pretended to be a beggar should be responsible for leading them to a remote place, and after seeing that the two are alone, he will carry out the next robbery.

His estimation was correct, Mu Jiashu followed the man all the way into a small alley, and immediately five or six people surrounded him from the depths of the alley, blocking him in the middle.

Wei Xun followed behind, and went directly to pull Mu Jiashu to his side, with a half-smile on his face, and he didn't take this crisis to heart.

The person in front looked at the two of them for a while, and said in half-baked Chinese: "Hand over all the valuable things on your body."

At this point, the anger that had appeared on Mu Jiashu's face just now disappeared instead. He hugged his shoulders and answered, "You're welcome, and you don't need anything else, just pay for it." While talking, he turned to Wei Xun: " How much is our meal?"

Wei Xun said a sum, and Mu Jiashu nodded: "Did you hear that? Pay for the meal, plus mental damage, bring it."

He stretched out a white and slender hand forward, and spread the palm upwards.

The person in the lead cast his eyes on his hand, and he was stunned for three seconds before he could react, and he was furious: "I'm asking you for money!"

Mu Jiashu's face was pale, he withdrew his hand and said, "Oh, you mean no compensation?"

"Pay your mother!"

Accompanied by the abuse was a watermelon knife slashed head-on.

Mu Jiashu's expression was cold, he turned his head to the side, grabbed the opponent's wrist, grabbed the knife, and slashed at his chest.

Although the cut was on a vital part, his hand strength was well controlled, just enough to ensure that only the muscles on the surface of the chest were cut without harming the organs in the chest cavity. Shout, fall backward.

Bringing guys to rob, I didn't expect the idea to be too strong, but my own side saw blood first, which is simply too detrimental to the dignity of being a robber!The people behind immediately yelled and waved things at Mu Jiashu and Wei Xun.

Mu Jiashu stepped on the wall and took advantage of the momentum to spin kick, kicked one person flying, followed by throwing another one over the shoulder, and in the midst of his busy schedule, he raised his voice and said to Wei Xun: "I will leave the dirtiest one to you. , don't let him run away!"

Wei Xun: "..."

He shouted back loudly: "Hey, it's okay to run away, I'm also afraid of getting dirty."

Mu Jiashu said coldly, "I have to beat him up."

"Okay." Hearing Mu Jiashu's resolute tone, Wei Xun immediately changed his position without principle, "Then I'll go."

But the man dressed as a beggar probably has been doing these jobs that are easy to be beaten all year round, and his skills are very sensitive. When he heard the two people answering each other, he immediately ran away.Wei Xun delayed for a while, but did not catch up to him.

With an idea, he saw a clothes-drying wire in the middle of the alley, and immediately jumped up and grabbed it with both hands, and then the force swung in the air, and he kicked the opponent's back hard with both feet!

And at the same time, there was a sudden wind behind him, and Mu Jiashu said, "Be careful!"

Wei Xun flashed agilely, then looked up, and found that Mu Jiashu kicked a person flying from behind him, and hit the beggar, and the two rolled into a ball.

A knife flew halfway and then fell, hitting Wei Xun's feet.

Wei Xun couldn't help but let out a "tsk", and found that he was really angry.

He grabbed a gangster by the collar and punched the gangster hard in the face: "Damn it, you really dare to mess with anyone!"

Several people were beaten to the ground very quickly. Mu Jiashu bent down and picked up a knife, looked at it in his hand, and asked flatly, "Do you know who I am?"

Robber: "..."

Mu Jiashu sneered, and slapped the knife in front of him: "Hand me all the wallets!"

Wei Xun: "..."

He almost laughed, but Mu Jiashu gave him a flirty look and quickly turned his face, grabbed the collar of the person closest to him and raised his head: "I'm talking to you! Hurry up!"

The man tremblingly took out the wallet in his pocket, Mu Jiashu really didn't want much, just took out the meal money from it, stuffed it into Wei Xun's pocket, threw the wallet back, and used it Another person's phone called an ambulance and police respectively.

The author has something to say: Thank you for the irrigation of Chengnan's pumpkins and "", thank you for Surkire's overlord ticket, please tolerate a short and broken author for the time being, drunk will try to hold back the big move (づ￣3￣)づ.

The matter about Xiaoshu... Alas, I met such a person when I went out to eat Xijiade's dumplings with my friends a while ago.A few of us were sitting by the door, he suddenly rushed in from the outside, knelt down towards us, and grabbed my skirt, I stood up in fright, and then watched him drink half of the bowl in front of me Seaweed egg drop soup and a plate of dumplings...

What annoyed me the most was that he saw that we were all girls, and he didn't intend to take the dumplings back openly or beat him up, and even asked us for money after serving them. I really thought at the time, I haven't asked you for it yet Dumpling money, brother!

At that time, the store was relatively busy, and we were relying on the outside. It took a long time for the staff in the store to come to him. A friend of mine wanted to give him money. I was very angry and didn’t want to spoil him, so I stopped my friend from giving him money. In the end, after he was kicked out of the store by the clerk, he lay down on the steps in front of the store, and he was a rascal to the extreme.

In fact, I can understand that such a person is an old man or a child. Generally, when I see an old man asking for money on the street, even if I know that he may be a liar, I will still give the money. I feel that it is not easy to come out when I am old. of.But for this kind of person, he is obviously only in his early 30s, his limbs are sound, and many grandparents are still struggling to live. I am very angry that he uses this method to play rogue with others.

I really think this kind of person can’t be used to it. I told my dad when I got home. He said that you are also very good. If you meet such a person and compete with them, you should be Liu/Hu/Lan.

I said no, I really regret that you didn't send me to learn martial arts when I was young, otherwise I would definitely teach him well ╭(╯^╰)╮.

One was overwhelmed, called it a day, put his hands on his hips, looked up to the sky and laughed.

Hahaha!

Then today I finally got a yy...