I'll see if I don't touch you [Quick Transmigration]

No matter how dissatisfied Jin Shao is, the mentality of the two of them is already a certainty - really.

And the mental body is not the problem that the two of them are struggling with now, and even observing the protagonist is not the most important thing, the most critical problem is how the two poor people can support themselves.

21131.4

The number is romantic, but the meaning behind it is brutal.

Because this is the entire amount of property of the two people now.

Only 2 yuan!

Jin Shao's hands shaking while holding the small bill, he couldn't believe that the world was so hostile towards them, the decimal point was an eyesore to him.

Don’t ask for 200 or 2000, even if you just move the decimal point back one place, 20 would be nice, but only 2…it’s not even enough for a year’s rent.

In fact, the two of them were not so poor at first, because the information they filled in the registration form before was too little, so the world arranged for them to be orphans.

This world is a bit more complicated than the real world of the two except that the gender is a little more complicated than the real world of the two, and the level of civilization development is similar. In addition, the government's welfare system is very complete, and it attaches great importance to the education of minors. If minor orphans are not adopted by suitable relatives, they will be unified. She will be taken care of by a welfare institution directly under the government until she reaches adulthood.

Jinshao is 23 this year, and Ye Nanjun is two years older than him (yes, Lao Ye deliberately lowered his age by 3 years). The two were born in the same orphanage, and they give people the impression that they don’t like socializing and like Stay in your own world.After they became adults, the two moved out of the orphanage one after another, and almost broke the relationship with the people they knew before.

During college, one of the two studied industrial design and the other studied Chinese language and literature. They also serialized comics and novels on a well-known comprehensive literature website called Ding Ding because of their interests. They were lucky enough to be picked up by relevant editors and signed the contract. Street, but also because of their hard work and daily shifts, they can still earn a small amount of money. After graduation, considering various factors, both of them chose full-time jobs.

Until recently, they had accumulated a deposit of about 10 yuan.

As for why the 10 yuan was squandered to only about 2 yuan in just one month, it was because the surrounding environment of the house they rented was too bad, which caused Jin Shao to suffer from a serious illness and spent nearly half of his savings. I feel sorry for him Ye Nanjun returned the original house, directly changed to another city, and found another apartment with a floor in a residential area with a slightly higher rent but a pleasant and livable environment to move in.

And the protagonist of this world lives opposite their house, this is the real reason why they have been tossing around.

It really found an excellent reason and perspective for observing the protagonist.

Great.But they don't have any money right now, so they probably will starve to death at home before the main character of the investigation arrives.

Jinshao couldn't help but clenched the bill in his hand, and wept on his old Ye's shoulder, "I'm sorry, I'm the one who dragged you down." 8 yuan, it's gone!

The Lord God is indeed a stingy man.

Ye Nanjun hugged him lovingly, held his chin with one hand, looked into those clear amber eyes, and comforted him affectionately: "Don't say such things, baby, for you, I will do anything. "

Jin Shao knocked off his hand expressionlessly.It's too greasy.

"We need to set a small goal for ourselves, Lao Ye." Jin Shao said to Ye Nanjun seriously with a bitter face, "Before observing the protagonist, we have to make him [-] million."

"Buzz." The phone he put aside rang, and it was the notification tone of a new text message.

[Hello, dear little soup spoon, unfortunately, this is an ominous notice!Receiving this notice means that by 0:[-] on Sunday, the update P count of your comic work "I'll Just Take a Look and Not Touch You" on the list is not enough for the list requirement, but it is very close!Come on and update~ It's already Sunday! 】

It turned out to be Tintin's famous reminder notice, which is really worse!

"Buzz." Ye Nanjun's cell phone rang twice at this time.Ye Nanjun clicked on it and saw that the content was similar to Jinshao's, and the theme was also a reminder notice.

If the contracted author is on the list given by the editor, he must at least complete the task requirements stipulated in the list, otherwise he will be added to the blacklist by the editor for the luxury package, and will be locked in a small black room without seeing the sun for three weeks.

In this era of high traffic, there are many readers, and authors are also blooming everywhere, so let alone three weeks, if you have no exposure for a week, almost half of the readers will be lost, so as long as the author who uses snacks will not die for no reason.

And today, it was already Sunday, and there were still more than ten hours before Monday.

The future big cartoonist and future god-level writer who wants to earn [-] million yuan is still struggling at the moment.

Not completing the list task = three weeks in the dark room = no exposure = no readers = no small money = starving to death at home!

After listing the final equation in their minds, the two stopped leisurely and quickly turned on their respective hand-drawing boards or computers to draw pictures and code words.

Fortunately, the main god and the world have not done so well. The comic style that Jin Shao is serializing on the Internet is obviously the same as that of the cartoonist he used to play. Gang, so as not to let Jinshao's eyes get dark, and he has to work hard to get close to the original style.

And Ye Nanjun's article is just started, this is also the first time on the list, the number of words is not many, reading the introduction means to write about the things that the two of them actually experienced in the last world, Ye Nanjun is familiar with this, plus his There are also detailed chapter summaries in the computer, which reduces the difficulty a lot.

Hang Chi Hang Chi from the scorching sun to the nightfall, the two of them completed the task before the time node.

"The speed of life and death." Jin Shao leaned back on the leg of the sofa and shook his sore arms. He was originally sitting at the desk, but he didn't know when he had evolved into the current awkward position that was almost slumped on the ground. .

"Hiss, I feel a little sore, Lao Ye, maybe I have frozen shoulder?"

Ye Nanjun closed the computer, heard the words and replied: "Isn't this a disease that only the elderly get?"

"Really?" With System 888 by his side, Jin Shao didn't even bother to search, and directly summoned his spiritual body Corgi 888, "Do you know who can get frozen shoulder?"

888 searched and read out the answer: "Shoulder periarthritis is also called shoulder periarthritis, commonly known as congealed shoulder, fifty shoulders... The most common age of this disease is around 50 years old, and the incidence rate of ordinary people is slightly higher than that of sentinel guides. It is more common in manual laborers, and women are the main ones.”

Ye Nanjun gave Jinshao a look of "you see what I said is right".

Jin Shao shrugged his shoulders, and said meanly: "It may also be that I have a lot of labor today, which has accelerated my growth."

233 answered, "By the way, did you change your personality?"

Jin Shao put away his smile instantly, and looked serious: "Actually, I have a secret that I haven't told you all."

He got up and hugged Ye Nanjun's calf with his arms, leaned his face on his knees, and put on a pitiful expression: "I'm sorry, I concealed my gender and age from you before, but I'm just an ordinary woman. Man, I just look like a boy. I am 50 years old this year, but I look tender, and I have frozen shoulder. I dare not tell you, woo woo, sorry, I just love you so much, you Will you forgive me?"

After speaking, he even cast a wink at the man who smiled and watched him act.

Ye Nanjun stood up and stretched out his hand to grab it. The strong physical fitness of the sentinel made it easy for him to grab Jinshao into his arms. Jinshao subconsciously separated his legs and wrapped them around his waist.

The corner of the man's lips curled up, and he patted the buttocks of the man in his arms like a hooligan. He said in his heart that the touch was still as good as ever, and then led him into the bathroom: "Of course I choose to forgive you."

As he spoke, he started humming. After listening to it for a while, Jinshao found that the man was singing the song of forgiveness that he had sung in the world of mechanical male gods.

Sure enough, it was revealed at that time...

After spending their first good night in this world, when the two woke up in the morning, they were greeted by a beautiful sunrise and... a reminder.

Yes, reminders.

The new round of rankings has come down. Although both of them are on the street, but this time the new rise is considered good. The editor gave a good list, which attracts many people, so the task requirements are also high, so follow the Judging from the speed of the two of them yesterday, if you don't work hard today, you can't easily complete the task.

The most frightening thing is that they are all calvin/painted!

So, in the first week after coming to this world, the two of them hardly ever went out of the house except to go downstairs to pick up takeaway, let alone observe the protagonist.

Just before Jinshao was almost going crazy, they finally completed the task one day earlier than planned.

"I don't want to eat takeaway anymore, woohoo, I want to eat something else. We've ordered all the takeaways around, and they're all so unpalatable." Jin Shao collapsed on the sofa and groaned.

Ye Nanjun didn't want to order takeaway anymore, he didn't even want to eat.Because the sentinel has sensitive five senses, he can only eat bland food. He didn't believe in evil at first, so he ate a mouthful of food from Jinshao's bowl, but he almost killed him, and asked Jinshao to sort out his mental strength for a long time .

"Let's go, let's go to the supermarket and cook by ourselves." Ye Nanjun patted Jinshao.

The two tidied up and went out. As soon as the door was closed, Ye Nanjun couldn't help sniffing his nose, and explained to Jinshao's surprised eyes: "Didn't you smell the smell of rice?"

Jin Shao shook his head, he didn't have such a perverted sense of smell as Ye Nanjun: "It's pungent? Then let's go quickly, someone's family is probably cooking now."

"No, it's not pungent, and it smells good." It smells better than all the takeaways they have ordered, and it whets the appetite.Ye Nanjun looked around, and finally fixed his gaze on the opposite door, where the smell of rice came from.