I'll see if I don't touch you [Quick Transmigration]

"You...hahahahahaha...Are you going to laugh me to death so that I can inherit my male gods...I'm with you, don't even think about it...hahahahaha..."

Jin Shao lay on his side on the bed, tucked the quilt into a ball and rode in his arms, clutching the quilt tightly with both hands, buried his head in the quilt and laughed out of joy.He slept on a double bed, so even if he laughed and the whole bed was shaking, 888 and their newly bought little hamster, who seemed to be playing on an automatic trampoline, were still within a safe range.

"Jin Shao, don't laugh, Chacha is about to fall out." 888 watched the milk tea-colored little fat buttocks rub against the side of the small wooden bowl bouncing on the bed, it was special. tremble with fear.

The hamster they bought is a milk tea hamster, which is said to be a lazy breed among hamsters and not very close to people.Jinshao has not noticed the latter, but Jinshao glanced at the former and said, "Keep firm on the green hills, and let the east, west, north and south wind blow", which is the true portrayal of this milk tea.

But it wasn't this that Jin Shao was laughing at.While looking at the hamster, he saw System 888 by the way, and Jin Shao's smile that had faded away surged up aggressively again. He buried his head in the quilt, and laughed again hahaha.

Why is his system so cute hahahaha.As soon as we met, he said that he had won a new reward and wanted to show it to him, and then he saw four black lines protruding from the upper and lower sides of the silver ball, and there was a white ball at the end of the line...

888 happily stretched the black lines that are said to be the limbs, so that he can play happily with the little hamster.

Now, 888 is using two black lines to step on the bed to support his own small ball, and the two black lines above are tightly holding onto the small wooden bowl, which is the size of his two balls, to prevent the small wooden bowl from being knocked to the ground.

"You're so talented hahaha..."

"Knock, knock, knock." Suddenly, there was a knock on the bedroom door, and a gentle and steady male voice sounded, "Xiao Shao?"

"Hahahaha hiccup." Hearing his elder brother's voice, Jin Shao suddenly stopped laughing, because he stopped too quickly, he couldn't help hiccupping.

Turning over and sitting up from the bed, Jin Shao got out of bed and opened the door, and shouted to the man in formal suit standing outside the door: "Brother, what's the matter?"

Jin Xiao was half a head taller than Jin Shao, and his eyes naturally fell on his hair, which was in a mess under the quilt like a bird's nest. After Mao was suppressed, he nodded in satisfaction and asked, "What are you laughing at? I can hear your laughter downstairs."

"It's nothing, it's just raising a hamster. It's fun." Jinshao ran back to the room, patted 888, who had retracted his limbs and pretended to be an ordinary ball, and went back to his brother with the small wooden bowl in his hands. Beside him, he showed it to his brother as if he was holding some kind of treasure: "It's cute."

Jin Xiao took a look at the milk tea hamster with its fat butt facing him, then took another look at Jin Shao, and said, "Things are like masters. Raising a hamster is as lazy as you."

Jin Shao smiled and replied indifferently: "Lazy people have lazy blessings, as my mother said."

"You must be poor." Jin Xiao raised his hand and loosened the tie around his neck, and said without looking back as he walked to his room, "I see that you are very busy recently, and I will go to work with you in the company in a few days. It happens to be recruiting interns recently, so I don’t need to pay you if you go, and it will save me a lot of expenses.”

"Unscrupulous boss, even your own brother is being squeezed! I won't go, I'm busy recently." Jin Xiao often said this, but Jin Shao didn't take it seriously, and threw the matter out of his mind when he replied.

Who knew that a few days later, during breakfast, Jin Xiao brought up the matter again, and Jin Shao found out that his brother was serious this time.

"I won't go, I have a serious job."

Jin Xiao: "Are you serious about defending carrots?"

"No, just be a salted fish."

Jin Xiao laughed angrily at his righteousness, and instead of talking nonsense with him, he directly took out his trump card: "I still have to put your salted fish in the water to soak. If you dare not go, I will tell us mom."

Jin Shao stared: "How old is he, can you be more mature, don't make a small report that can't be put on the table, it's not vulgar."

"It doesn't matter, as long as it works." Jin Xiao was not angry at all. He calmly wiped his mouth with a tissue, left from the dining table, and walked to the entrance. Take a look, clean it up, and get off to work next Monday."

"Brother, you are my dear brother." Jin Shao ran to his side, took his hand, raised his face and blinked his eyes, smiling very sincerely, "Do you have the heart to let such a cute brother like you suffer?"

"Be patient." Jin Xiao mercilessly pulled his arm out of his hand, touched his head, and smiled very tenderly, "You are no longer a three-year-old child, don't do such silly actions. Huh, hot eyes."

"Are you my brother? My brother wouldn't treat me like this." Jinshao looked at him quietly.

"You're so smart. Your brother has been mad at you for a long time. I'm here to avenge him." Jin Xiao smiled at him, turned his head and went out the door.

"Ah!" Jin Shao squatted on the ground with his head in his hands. For a person whose ideal is to be a salted fish, the life of a nine-to-five office worker is simply hell.

He wants to find a way.

"哐!" Pushing open the bedroom door domineeringly, Jin Shao propped the door with one hand and put one hand on his hips, and said to 888 who was busy playing with the hamster on the bed: "Little 8, do you have a mission! Let's go, let's do the mission!"

"Okay, Jin Shao!" 888 saw that his host, who had been lazy for more than a month, proposed to do a task, and waved two black lines excitedly, "I just grabbed a new task, which is great. You will love it!"

888 emphasizes that if it is not for its fast network speed and high chip operation speed, it may not be able to grab this task.

oh?Even the task of cannon fodder is being robbed, it seems that this world is very good.

888 proudly raised its chest, and in order to let Jinshao know what it said was true, it specially showed a photo first.

"Wow, so handsome!" Jin Shao looked at the man in the photo who was sitting reclined on the throne, with one hand resting on his forehead, his legs crossed and his chin raised towards the camera, and subconsciously touched the corner of his mouth.The man was handsome and unruly, with a face that looked only 25-[-]. His long and narrow eyes were slightly narrowed, with a half-smile, and his long red hair was flamboyant, scattered behind him, making his skin as white as snow.In particular, the black uniform that looked like a military uniform showed his thin waist and slender legs vividly.

"It's just the second male lead." 888 even got off the hook, "The male lead is the beauty of this book, do you want to read it?"

"No." Jin Shao refused.

888 Surprised, changed sex?Its host is really not as good-looking as in the legend!

"A surprise is always a surprise when you see it unexpectedly. I want to keep it fresh." Jin Shao put the photo of the male second in his pocket and patted it, put the hamster in the cage and closed it, and then held 888 in his hand , go to bed, lie down, close your eyes, "It's not too late, let's go now."

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""Pretty Maid"?" At the same time, in an apartment thousands of miles away, Ye Nanjun was sitting on the sofa with a novel spread out on his lap.

He turned to the character introduction page of the novel, and saw a series of introductions of male and female protagonists on the page, and couldn't help frowning slightly: "Why are there so many male supporting roles?" And it seemed that there were many roles.

"This book is a novel against the harem." Seeing doubts flashing in Ye Nanjun's eyes, 233 explained, "You know the harem, that is, a man sits in the harem for three thousand, and the reverse harem comes from the opposite direction. Have three thousand beautiful men."

Ye Nanjun didn't turn the pages of the book again, clearly not interested in it.

"Of course, although this book is against the harem, there is only one real male protagonist. Don't think it is a romance novel. It is different from traditional urban romance. It has a very strong future interstellar worldview setting. Although the female protagonist It is a standard strong little white flower, but the male protagonist is very novel. A powerful mechanical weapon, but has a high EQ and high IQ that humans cannot match. The collision of the fixed program and the unpredictable emotion, the two, It is very exciting to see what kind of sparks will be created." After reading the recommendation of the novel, 233 raised the ball to see the reaction of its host.

"Mechanical." Ye Nanjun pointed to the column where the male host set up, thoughtfully. 233 is full of expectations.

Five seconds later, Ye Nanjun nodded in agreement: "You can give it a try, this is it."

"Okay." 233 replied pretending to be calm, but his heart was already turned upside down!Although Jinshao's evil star likes beautiful men, what he dislikes the most is this kind of anti-harem palace text. They will never run into each other this time!

The author has something to say: There is nothing wrong with the way the two brothers get along. After all, my sister and I have this style of painting. Of course, the identities have to be reversed.

The full text of the poem used in the article is: insist on the green hills and not relax, and the roots are originally in the broken rocks.Thousands of blows are still strong, let the wind from east to west, north and south - Zheng Xie in "Bamboo and Stone".

Reader's Theater: Xiao Fei Fei is boiling gua tai in warm water and invites everyone to come and eat. Wei Jiuqian happily cracked an egg in it, and Deng Qing also poured the soup into it. It looks delicious!

ps: Let's try it out and try to stabilize the update at 8 am.