Your Uchiha is online [Comprehensive]

In case of Naruto:

"Sasuke!" After a period of retreat practice, Naruto made a comeback with earthy love words, "Let's go eat the family bucket."

Sasuke refused without thinking: "Don't eat junk food."

"Eh..." Naruto choked for a moment, "Then let's go eat noodles."

"I'm tired of eating." Not everyone can afford to eat ramen every now and then.

"Er..." Naruto's mind was already confused with all kinds of earthy love words, "Then shall we go drink?"

"You're underage." Sasuke sighed, and looked at Naruto suspiciously, "What's going on with you today? It's strange."

"I..." Naruto covered his face, I just wanted to try the earthy love story again.

In case of weasels:

Shisui made a dish that Itachi likes to eat: "Do you know how to eat this dish is the best?"

"Eat it while it's hot?" Itachi smelled the smell and felt his appetite increased greatly.

"No." Zhishui picked up a piece of chopsticks and handed it to Itachi's mouth, "I'll feed you."

Zhishui watched Itachi eating with gusto, and suddenly said, "I'm hungry too, I want to eat a bowl of noodles."

Itachi stopped: "What noodles? I'll cook it for you."

Zhishui: "In your heart."

In the case of a card:

"Kakashi, go eat the family bucket, so we will be a family."

"..." Kakashi was helpless, "It's more interesting to drink."

"Oh?" Obito became interested, "What kind of wine are you drinking?"

"Our wedding wine."

Obito, who was KO'd again, was unconvinced: "Then let's eat sugar before drinking."

"What candy?" Kakashi smiled, "Happy candy?"

Obito: "..."

In the case of Feiquan:

He had a straight face, as if he was about to discuss business with the person opposite: "Don't you know how to reciprocate? I like you, so you have to like me too."

Quan Nai, who had tried her best to maintain a gentle and elegant demeanor before, turned her face instantly: "Sorry, I really don't need to maintain this kind of demeanor for you."

Looking at the back of Quan Nai leaving, Fei Jian took out his mobile phone and sent a message to his elder brother: What the hell did you tell me?

Back in seconds between the pillars: Watched in "The Most Popular [-] Kinds of Domineering Presidents"

Tokaima suddenly wanted to drop the phone.

In the case of pillar spots:

After recovering his memory, Hashirama pulled Madara and said seriously, "Madara, I want to buy a piece of land."

"Buy!" Madara waved his big hand, full of pride, "Where are you going to buy?"

Holding the forehead between the pillars: "It's not this kind of place."

"what is that?"

"Your heart is dead."

"..." Madara clenched his fist silently, his teeth were sour, "I'll give you a chance to start over."

"I feel like I have the best vision in the world." Hashirama didn't dare to wait for Madara to answer, and his desire to survive made him rush to answer, "Because I have a crush on you."

In the case of a snake:

Jiraiya: "I'm a little busy recently?"

Orochimaru: "What are you busy with?"

Zilai also pretended to be shy: "I'm busy liking you."

Orochimaru rolled his eyes: "If you are too old, don't learn from other young people's innocent love."

"Then let me be honest, people like you because they want to sleep with you, I'm different." Zilai also paused, "I can do anything from a sofa to a kitchen."

In the case of Scorpion:

Scorpion was dragged by Didara to the amusement park. When he saw the carousel from a distance, Didara pointed to it and asked, "What is the carousel that you can ride on in the amusement park with music?"

Scorpion responded blankly: "Trojan horse."

"No." Didara leaned closer to Scorpion's ear and whispered, "It's the spinning mua~"

The ears were itchy from Didara's hot breath, and the itchy heart was even more itchy, Xie looked helplessly at Didala who had a bright smile on his face: "Little devil, you may not know that you are playing with fire."

In the case of horn flying:

Fei Duan crossed his legs and said casually, "I want to throw you into the desert."

"why?"

Fei Duan grinned: "Damn you!"

Jiaodu put down his work, walked up to Fei Duan and held him down, "You may not know your own strength very well."

For blue and yellow occasions:

Recently, Aomine likes to send provocative text messages to Kise:

Aomine Daiki: It's cold

Aomine Daiki: What's the matter?

Aomine Daiki: Come to my bed and say

Huang Lai held the mobile phone with a face covered in circles, not knowing whether to reply or not, and what to reply if he replied.He consulted Naruto Uzumaki, the fake driver who had a taste for love, and replied: Since you messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed?

Aomine Daiki: Oh, then I’ll come now

In case of twins:

Guang said affectionately: "Xin, do you know the meaning of 10? Let me tell you: I miss you all the time, I like you very much 10, please leave 9 to me, I will never lose 8 You, will always be 7 by your side, 6 times and 5 times for the rest of your life, you will never be half-hearted, and only love you as one person."

Xin slapped Guang's phone away lazily: "At this time, at least recite without script."

Guang thought for a while and said: "What about this? You are not the end of love, but the driving force of love. I dedicate this love to the flowers on the roadside,

To the bright sunlight flickering in the glass, to the red dome of the church.Because of you, I fell in love with this world. "

Xin said with disgust: "It's too boring, have you been cheated on by His Highness the idiot? It's not suitable for you, so let's give up talking about love."

Occasions for Huan and Chunfei:

One day, Huan suddenly took Chun Fei's hand, looked at her affectionately and said, "Chun Fei, listen to me."

"Let's talk." Chunfei calmly endured the deep affection from these purple eyes, it can be said that she is very used to it.

"Do you know what my favorite is? It's the first word of this sentence."

Chun Fei's expression froze for a second, she pulled her hand out to show her disgust: "Senior, please save these words in the PR department and speak slowly to the guests."

Huan took Chunfei's hand again and said, "I'm serious."

Chunfei smiled slightly: "I'm serious too."

In case of Ninja:

Shinobu adjusted his glasses: "Atobe, do you know? I wanted to know you the first time I saw you. They gentle people call this love at first sight."

"Hmph..." Atobe commented with a cold snort, "You gentle scum."

Occasions for Fujitsu:

Flipping through the selfie just now, Buer pretended to be disgusted and said, "You look really ugly in this selfie you and I took."

Tezuka agreed: "Well...you look better."

"I mean the selfie is not one-tenth as good-looking as your own." Fuji shook the camera of the phone, "I just brought a camera, let me take a picture for you."

Lucky occasion:

"Sanada..." Yukimura's gentle voice sounded, "Two years are like two days when you are here. Two days are like two years when you are not here."

Sanada was stunned for a moment, and solemnly promised to Kamiyukimura's questioning eyes: "I will always be by your side, don't think too much."

Yukimura: "..."

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Staying in bed for a day, the inspiration quickly dries up, write a side story to have fun