Your Uchiha is online [Comprehensive]

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My favorite special series of earthy love stories, involving most of the CPs that will appear

I won’t update on the weekend to find out, I hope you can continue to love me next week hahaha~~~

Thanks to the following nutrient solutions:

Luoshui x1, the flower you said x1, Prisonerx2, Dongdong Feisha x5, Longyu x1, Wuyin Analysis x3, Ganlejiang x30, Black and Lamp x30, Mengxiao x1

Thanks to Nana, Zi Lai, the mine of gold-plated fireworks, meh~~~ Nazuo's occasion:

Naruto, who has learned earthy love words from Sakura, is full of confidence and plans to test the effect.He grabbed Sasuke who was passing by and said, "Sasuke, are you fat?"

Sasuke's heart tightened: "???"

Naruto took a step forward: "Otherwise, why do you hold more and more weight in my heart?"

Sasuke's face became darker, he endured his temper silently on the verge of getting angry: "..."

Naruto, who found Sasuke's subtle expression, frowned and felt that something was wrong, but he still didn't give up, and decided to try again according to the trick that Sakura said: "Sasuke!"

Sasuke's tone was a little impatient: "What's the matter?"

Naruto became nervous when he was warned by Sasuke's eyes. In a hurry, he changed "I" to "you": "Do you know where your facial features are the most beautiful?"

Sasuke: "Where?"

Naruto smiled and said, "Eyes, because you have me in your eyes."

Sasuke clenched his fists: "Give you face?"

Seeing that the expression was still wrong, Naruto recalled the correct statement in a daze. He reached out and grabbed Sasuke who couldn't bear it and was about to leave, struggling: "Wait, I'm wrong, start over."

Sasuke punched his face and said indifferently: "Shut up."

Occasions for Shikamaru Temari:

Naruto told Shikamaru about his bitter experience, Shikamaru said that he was a war scum, and dialed Temari's phone in front of him: "Temari, I think you are a bit strange recently."

"what?"

"Very cute."

There was silence on the other end of the phone for three seconds, and Temari's inexplicably shy voice came over: "Why are you so boring~"

In case of weasels:

Shisui came to Itachi holding a philosophy book: "Itachi, do you know the biggest difference between the stars and you?"

Itachi: "What is it?"

Zhishui said affectionately: "The stars are in the sky, but you are in my heart."

Itachi with the same indifferent face as Sasuke: "So?"

Zhishui wittily took out an exchange coupon: "So let's eat the three-color meatball."

In the case of a card:

Obito who suddenly appeared in front of Kakashi yelled: "Kakashi, I don't miss you at all!"

Kakashi calmly prepared to respond "I don't miss you either", but Obito took the lead and said, "I'll miss you at 01:30."

Kakashi nodded, "Oh."

Obito: "Aren't you a little moved?"

Kakashi put down the XX book in his hand: "Then do you know what time it is?"

Obito hurriedly looked at his watch: "Eight o'clock."

Kakashi said calmly: "Wrong, it is the starting point of our happiness."

Obito: "..."

Kakashi raised his eyebrows: "Are you still here?"

Obito obediently shook his head to show that he couldn't be more coquettish.

In the case of Feiquan:

Between the doors: ...

Quanna: ...

Rustic love stories don't exist.

In the case of pillar spots:

Hashirama, whose life has been going smoothly recently, tried to die: "Madara, what do you belong to?"

Madara, who was very dissatisfied with Hashirama for not remembering her zodiac sign, frowned and asked, "You don't know?"

Hashirama whispered, "You belong to me."

Madara raised her foot and kicked: "Get out!"

In the case of Scorpion:

Didara ran up to Scorpion and asked expectantly: "Danna, if we go to have a barbecue, will you grill the vegetables or the meat first?"

Scorpion: "Don't eat."

Didara shook Scorpion's arm: "It must be eaten, choose one."

Scorpion: "I..."

Didara couldn't wait to answer: "You should consider me first, eh!"

scorpion:"……"

In the case of horn flying:

Hi Duan: "Do you know what my shortcoming is?"

Kakuto: "Nervous."

Fei Duan: "..."

For blue and yellow occasions:

Huang Lai, who heard Naruto's earthy love story, was eager to try: "Xiao Qingfeng, are you tired?"

Qingfeng got up and stepped forward: "Are you questioning my endurance?"

Huang La, who was hit by the wall, began to push back in a panic: "No, wait."

Qingfeng said angrily: "What are you doing?"

Huang Lai struggled to finish his earthy love words: "I mean, you've been running around in my heart for a whole day."

Aomine rolled his eyes speechlessly, looked at the embarrassed Kise with a smirk and said, "You're so boring, how about doing something interesting?"

In case of Ninja:

Shinozu has been a little bored recently, and just happened to read an earthy love story: "Atobe, guess what zodiac sign I am?"

Atobe snorted coldly, still guessing?He responded without thinking: "Libra."

Shinozu shook his head: "No, it's tailor-made for you."

Atobe was so tired that he had a headache, and said with disgust: "I don't need it."

Lucky occasion:

After receiving Atobe's complaints about Ninzu's earthy love story, Yukimura found it very interesting and decided to test Sanada's reaction: "Sanada, my hand was cut."

Putting down what he was doing, Sanada hurriedly took Yukimura's hand to check, and asked seriously, "Where?"

Yukimura withdrew his hand: "You also draw a line, so we will be a couple."

Sanada stared at Yukimura who looked at him with a slight smile, his face gradually darkened: "Don't look at messy things all day long."

Occasions for Fujitsu:

Fu Er, who is interested in all interesting things, never let go of the earthy love words: "Tezuka, can you play the piano?"

Tezuka replied seriously: "No."

Fuji stared at Tezuka with a smile, noticing the changes in his expression: "Then how did you touch my heartstrings?"

Tezuka's temperature dropped a few degrees: "From now on, I will have less contact with Yukimura."