Your Uchiha is online [Comprehensive]

Back from Ice Emperor, Naruto and Sasuke tacitly did not mention this matter again.The atmosphere between them was very delicate for two consecutive days. When Naruto mentioned the matter of playing games to Sasuke, he didn't expect to get a response, but he didn't expect Sasuke to agree without saying anything.

So, the weekend arrived in Naruto's anticipation again like a festival.

"Hello everyone, I'm Ramen. Today I promised you that I will broadcast PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. This time, I found three friends to play with, so I won't play with passers-by." Opening the live broadcast room, Naruto's eyes quickly scanned the barrage, "What are there? People? Just Ke Pujun, Fat Ding, and my roommate."

"Ahh, I finally got my roommate."

"Is that the roommate with the nice voice?"

"Is that the roommate who treated ramen like a guest?"

"Is that the roommate who was so scared that Ramen said he only played for one hour?"

"Is that the roommate who was so frightened that Ramen turned off the phone?"

"Is that the roommate who told Ramen to go east and he dare not go west?"

"What do you mean I should go east and dare not go west? Your statement is very problematic. By the way, Mr. Science is here." Naruto saw Shikamaru's figure appearing in the team and immediately changed the subject, "Mr. Science, another one The strange ID is my roommate."

Shikamaru's lazy voice sounded like he hadn't woken up: "I know, how can I call him, can't he be called by his real name? Roommate?"

Naruto thought for a few seconds: "Just call him Tomato."

"You call him...Tomato?" Shikamaru's throat clenched and he repeated Naruto's address to Sasuke, Sasuke's delicate and handsome face and frosty expression appeared in his mind, how could he be as round and cute as Tomato Image has something to do with it?

What's even more frightening is that Sasuke, who clearly heard the conversation between him and Naruto, didn't refute.

Naruto took it for granted: "What's the matter? He likes to eat tomatoes, so he calls them Tomatoes. It's so easy to remember."

"You know that he likes to eat tomatoes?"

"Is it strange?"

"Do you know what Sakura likes to eat?"

Naruto stammered: "Tell... why are you talking about Sakura?"

"Then do you know what I like to eat?"

Naruto tentatively asked, "Ramen?"

Shikamaru sighed: "I'm not interested in you, thank you."

Before Naruto could reply, Sasuke, who had been silent all this time, finally spoke: "Do you want to hit me? Don't hit me."

"Don't, right now, there's still someone who hasn't come." Seeing that Sasuke, who was finally tricked by him into the game, tried to leave, Naruto immediately tried to persuade him to stay, "Mr. Kepu, go and see what Choji is doing, why he hasn't played yet. Okay." Can’t do it? Can’t do it, I’m sorry.”

As soon as Naruto finished speaking, Ding Ci's angry voice sounded: "Hold the grass! I'm 3 minutes late, and you want to kick me?"

Naruto choked back with him: "Do you know how hard it was for me to let Tomato play games with me?"

"tomato?"

"That..." Shikamaru explained, "Ramen's new roommate."

"That school bully school girl?" Dingji has already heard about the name of Uchiha Sasuke, after all, he was still studying in the ice emperor, and he was often abused by Sakura Hinata and Ino.

Ever since he heard that Sakura said that Sasuke was so handsome, he was very curious about Sasuke, and when he found out that he actually formed a team with him, he began to actively communicate: "Hello, school grass, I am a friend of Ramen and Kepujun, You can call me Dingji for the kind of person who has been playing since childhood."

Naruto added: "Just call him Fatty."

"I'm plump, why is I fat? Where's the fat?" Ding Ci's reaction was similar to his previous life, which made Sasuke feel a little more friendly towards him.

Naruto started the mutual loss mode with Dingji: "Don't justify yourself, I bet your weight and height are definitely super..."

Choji and Naruto's noisy voice made Sasuke's ears explode, especially Naruto's voice was very loud: "Ramen, you are so noisy, please keep your voice down."

Sasuke's words made the team quiet for a second, and the barrage in the live broadcast room was stuck for a second.

Ding Ci trembled in his heart, thinking that Naruto would definitely be unhappy, after all, there were so many young ladies watching in the live broadcast room, it would be embarrassing to do so.In the end, before he came out to adjust the atmosphere with a haha, Naruto said "oh" obediently, and didn't even speak.

Didn't even talk? ? ? ! ! !

"School grass, you are such a good person." Choji's inner shock was no less than when Shikamaru saw a similar scene for the first time.

Uzumaki Naruto has never been an obedient person.Even though he is lively, cheerful and helpful, he has never stopped his pace on the road of rebellion and trouble.

Choji wondered for a long time and couldn't help asking Shikamaru: "When did Ramen become so obedient? Did he suddenly grow up in high school?"

Shikamaru took it easy and said, "I've always been very good in front of Tomato."

"It's tricky."

"There's a tricky fart." The game started, and Naruto, who had been silent for a while, still spoke, but this time he whispered, "Skydiving, follow me. Kepu and Fat Ding search, Tomato follows me. "

Before Shikamaru landed, he reported to Naruto: "There is a group of people in the direction of 285, please pay attention to ramen."

"I see, wait until I pick up the gun and collect it."

Shikamaru calmly said: "The four of them walked together, they are all over there, don't be impulsive."

Naruto replied, "I see." Then Sasuke said, "I picked up 98K and some accessories. I don't know how to use a sniper. Who wants it?"

Ding Ci answered: "Give it to Ramen, he is a 98K thief."

Sasuke manipulated the character to come towards Naruto, threw the things and turned around.Naruto picked it up and looked, his eyes lit up, awesome, 98K full match just like that was picked up by Sasuke.Naruto tidied up and ran upstairs, quickly aiming in the direction where he saw the person before, "bang bang" two shots, double kill.

Not seeing the other two from the other team, Naruto pondered for a few seconds and said, "Pang Ding, there are still two of the team you mentioned before, probably in your direction, pay attention."

"learn."

Naruto took advantage of the search room to look at the barrage, and as expected, he was praising his two handsome guns:

"The two shots of ramen are so handsome."

"98K sniper god ramen."

"Headshot Master, find out."

"Looking at it this way, Tomato is really an angel."

"Little angel hahaha, cute."

"In the first minute of the game, Tomato picked up a full match of 1K. He is not an angel, but the Emperor of Europe."

"Tomato is still carrying M416, the third-level first-level third-level armor, and he is so rich that he can find good goods in such a place. It is definitely the European Emperor. It is different from the African Ramen."

"Looking at the first-class green helmet of Ramen, I feel distressed."

"I don't have to be afraid if I don't have armor or bag. I can go out into the world with a sniper rifle."

Naruto watched the barrage gradually go off track, and found that he was so distressed that he was poor, so he muttered and couldn't explain: "I have always played games with the concept of express delivery where the poor eat the chicken and the rich."

Just as Naruto finished speaking, Sasuke's voice sounded again: "Ramen, do you want a lucky suit?"

Naruto seemed to have forgotten what he said just now, and immediately responded: "I want it!"

"Come and get it yourself."

"Okay!" Naruto ran to Sasuke's position, he didn't read the barrage, but he probably knew what his audience would say:

"Where is the promised poor food and chicken rich express delivery? What kind of auspicious clothes do you want!"

"An auspicious suit will expose you."

"What kind of auspicious clothes do you want, don't wear them, just hang up!"

"The lucky value of Tomato must be full."

"So, did Tomato get hit in the face by an airdrop just now?"

"Looks like yes."

"I just touched the airdrop and nothing happened. I am really lucky."

"European Emperor 666."

"By the way, tomatoes are really good things, I save them for ramen, so cute."

"He doesn't know how to fight, of course he has to give it to me." Naruto took some things from Sasuke and then glanced at the barrage, "Brothers, have you finished searching? Let's go to another place."

Shikamaru clicked on the map to see the poison circle, they were still in the safe area, and asked, "Are you guarding the bridge?"

"Hold on, waiting to receive the courier." Naruto picked up Sasuke and drove towards Shikamaru and Choji. After picking up them, Naruto opened his mouth and asked, "Do you have 7.62 bullets? Give me some, I only have ten sent."

"I also use 7.62."

"Where's Fatty?"

Ding Ci felt aggrieved: "No, I can still get it now."

Naruto looked at Ding Ji's equipment and said with emotion: "Wow, what have you been doing just now, wandering around. So poor?"

Choji retorted: "If it weren't for tomatoes, how the hell would you have 98K?"

"I still have an AKM." Naruto said flamboyantly, although according to his habits, it is not as easy to use as the M416, but it is not very good compared to Choji's equipment.Ding Ci was silent as expected, but after only waiting for a few seconds, he fought back again: "It's awesome, but you don't have bullets, so fuck off."

Ding Ci thought he had won, but when Sasuke came back with a glass of water, he suddenly said, "I have 7.62, how much do you want?"

"Look at it." Naruto's voice was full of laughter, he could almost imagine Choji's expression as if he had eaten a fly, "Do you have a drink, please give me some more."

"Do you want painkillers?"

"Yes." Naruto replied energetically.

When they got to the bridge, Shikamaru and Choji got off the car and went on the bridge to observe the situation.

Sasuke used the car as a cover and threw things at Naruto in front of him.Naruto looked at Sasuke's character, and inexplicably felt that this half-squatting, all-white game character was a bit cute.

Thinking of this, Naruto lost his mind as if possessed by a demon, and said, "Tomato, you are so cute squatting like this hahaha."

"Are you an idiot?" Sasuke responded habitually, recalling Naruto's description of himself, frowning and asking, "How cute?"

Hearing this question, Naruto froze for several seconds and choked out a few words: "The pose is cute."

Sasuke: "..."

This pink and bubbly atmosphere grew infinitely in the silence between the two, and Shikamaru's voice ended Naruto and Sasuke's subtle conversation very well: "I'm going, I can't stand it, you two stop interacting over there , Have things been divided? There are people coming from the N direction, I will go and have a look first, come and help me set it up, and look at the environmental ramen."

"Here we come." Naruto responded Shikamaru and ran towards him.It seems that the conversation just ended, but the live broadcast room exploded into fireworks because of the conversation between Naruto and Sasuke:

"Did I say that Tomato and Choji's characters look the same? Am I blind?"

"Tomato is all glazed white, how is it the same hahaha."

"The two of them are gay, they deserve to be roommates."

"The posture is cute, my mother, is ramen so flirtatious?"

"In ramen, the tomato is cute even if it is full of luo."

"Maybe Quan Luo is the cutest."

"Are you so flirtatious?"

Naruto didn't have time to watch the barrage, he was focusing on the second person, and he agreed to take Sasuke to eat chicken.

During this bridge defense, they killed two teams in total, one of which was extremely fat, and Ding Ci licked his bags with great interest.It really echoed what Naruto said "Fu Express".

After waiting for a while, the safe zone was refreshed again, and they happened to be inside the circle.Generally speaking, it is impossible for Naruto to be in the circle when there are only a dozen survivors.Most of the time, he is in the circle of scourge, and he is an out-and-out long-distance runner.

In this regard, the audience in the live broadcast room also felt amazing:

"Destiny Circle, Ramen, a non-chieftain, jumped into the Destiny Circle."

"African chief counterattack?"

"I don't believe it, this must not be ramen. He has always been the champion of WeChat steps!"

"Calm down, this one is because there is a tomato lying around."

"Greetings to Emperor Ou."

Under the light of Uchiha Ouhuang Sasuke, the four of them ate the chicken smoothly in the first hand.Later, I played three more, all of which were in the circle of destiny.Even Shikamaru has to be convinced by Sasuke, his luck is really as if the emperor is alive.

Since then, Sasuke has changed from "Little Brother Roommate" to "Little Brother Ouhuang" in Naruto's live broadcast room.

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Thanks to Zilai for the grenade bombs, and Prisoner and Amumu for the nutrient solution, I love you~

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