[Comprehensive] Yin Sang, domineering group!

Yinshi rested his left hand on Lake Toya[*note 1], and placed the little finger of his right hand on his nostril familiarly, as if he was picking his nose...

Wait a moment!What kind of blunder did the author commit to describe the process of the protagonist picking his nose in detail!What do you mean by "familiarity"? !From Chapter 1 to the present, the protagonist seems to have picked his nose in every chapter. Is it really a man (it doesn't matter)? !

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Cough cough, well, Yin Shi is actually following Hua Zao doing nothing, huh?You ask what Huazao is doing?

As a new female Master, Hua Zao is of course [crossing out] shopping[/crossing out] scouting the enemy's situation!By the way, buy some hand-made things.

- Hey!After all, aren't you still shopping? Fall!

Hua Zao deliberately stood on the stone steps, bouncing up and down, sometimes turning his head to look down at Yinshi, sometimes turning back to embrace the world, his expression, his movements, very much like a certain pseudo-secondary The true and delicate Orihara Linzi.

Having said that, Huazao girl's magic talent is actually not inferior to Tokiomi's, on the contrary, it is much better than him, but it is probably because after 20 years of teaching, Huazao girl has not succeeded in including the word "elegance" in her dictionary. So Tohsaka Papa had no choice but to pass on the title of patriarch to his eldest son Tokiomi.

"I'm going, girl! Don't jump anymore, Yinsang, my little heart is very fragile, don't beat it cruelly, it will get hurt, it will cry, it will really cry Yo~ By the way, when are you going to exchange the oversized banana boat you promised to Yinsang?" Yinshi started to talk without changing his face, but she finally turned into a serious face when she said it.In the final analysis-you should still be for the promise that does not exist at all!

……

Wait a moment?That sentence just now seems a bit strange, let’s start again——

At the end of the day - your focus is on that oversized banana split!Huazao girl said why she didn't remember that she had promised!

"Hey - Yinjiang?" Hua Zao turned around again and looked down at Yinshi, but this time she was more serious than the previous few times. Oh, another question, when she looked at Yinshi the previous few times, she was basically Yin-chan said "I love Yin-chan the most—" "Silver-chan Love!" "I love Yin-chan, so Yin-chan loves me too!" and so on, Yin-shi picked out his ears to express his disregard .

Finally, in the last speech of Fei · Bingjiao · Zhen · Comrade Er: "Hey, Yin-chan, do you think I cosplay Orihara Lin also cosplaying?" Then Yinshi covered his mouth with one hand and shouted After the release of "Who is Orihara Rin? Yinsang, I only know Orihara Rinko." After that, Huazao girl has not communicated verbally with Gintoki. Of course, we don't know if they have spiritual communication, right...

"What's the matter? Girl? Are you finally going to fulfill your promise? But it's too late now! It will take at least ten oversized banana boats to heal Yinsang's trauma to my fragile heart (?)!" Yin Shihu Chest, making the appearance of "a fragile girl who has been subjected to [哗——]..."

Wait a minute, what is [Wow——]?Obviously it’s a very silly thing, but why does it become all kinds of un-CJ by adding a 【哗——】?This unscientific! ——By Tianguo's (?) author Tang's complaint Huazao suddenly pressed Yinshi's shoulder, his eyes fixed on Yinshi's eyes, as if full of deep affection, "Silver sauce..." She was waxy She opened her mouth with a hint of temptation, she pursed her lips, and her small cherry mouth magnified infinitely in front of Yinshi's eyes, "I..."

[Wait a moment!Is the author san's brain occupied by sugar?What was that paragraph just now!The writing style is wrong, dear! ] Yinshi immediately escaped from Huazao's clutches, [Where is TimeMachine?The paragraph just now must be my illusion, ahahahaha...]

Didn’t you just say that it’s the [/accent] author of [accent] Heaven?

[......]

Do Not Disturb the Dead~

Huazao blinked and looked at Yinshi who jumped away, obviously she couldn't hear the conversation between Yinshi and Tang Tang, the author who wore the vest of "God's View", and just looked innocently (?) at Yinshi, " Yin-chan...? Nope--Actually...Before I met you, I always thought I was the main character~ But..." She glanced at Yin Shifen.The value of her body has fallen into a faint memory: Yuansaka Huazao, formerly known as Gu Zaohua, her family is relatively well-known in the local area, and she lives in a wealthy area. She's just a concubine, and she has an excellent brother who graduated from QH University. She was still in junior high school at the time, and no one cared about her at all.

So she gradually came into contact with animation, indulged in Two-dimensional, hoping to find some comfort from it.

It's just that, she's just passing the time like this, not really in love...

She didn't know the meaning of her life, or why she was born in this world, so when a person or god who called himself "the Lord God" asked her if she wanted to participate in his game, she didn't hesitate. I agreed.And flatteredly thinks that she should be the heroine in time-traveling novels.In the next second, she appeared in the world of the prince of tennis.

"Huzao, come down to eat~"

Hearing the voice of "Mom"—it is indeed mother, the mother who is in the body of Tosaka Huazao, Gu Zaohua has accepted all the memories of Tosaka Huazao and replaced this person, her ID is Tohsaka Huazao—the voice, Gu Zaohua... No, it's Yuansaka Huazao now, and she suddenly realized that maybe a few days ago, she was a prince who was freshly painted and thought that she could be the king of the Internet, but after a long time, she couldn't bear it anymore .

Can it be said that it is a habit?Or is it that you don't know your blessings when you are in the blessings?

In short, Hua Zao is uncomfortable in this family. Although her "mother" is very kind to her, she always remembers her own mother, Gu Zaohua's mother!Although her "father" does not teach her harshly, she still cannot forget her father, Gu Zaohua's father!Although she doesn't have an older brother, and no one competes with her for anything, she still misses him somewhere in her heart...

She wants to go back!Want to go back to my own home!

Whether it is said to be M-shaking or making trouble for no reason, none of these can change her determination.

'Perhaps... this is a story of a sad heroine who was abused by her stepmother, who realized the true meaning of life after time travel, and then showed her golden finger, beheaded the main god and returned home for reunion? 'One day, Huazao was sitting on the roof of his house, looking up at the starry sky, dreaming innocently.

She worked hard to accumulate points, although she didn't know how to get them back, but her intuition told her that the points must have a lot to do with it.Because she had seen infinite horror, she wondered if she could get more points by destroying the plot?So she went to learn tennis, because the world level is really not good, even the highest level Yukimura, the protagonist, Echizen Nanjiro and others who are like cheats are only at the blue level, but she is at the purple level, and there is " With the help of the "Lord God" system, playing tennis is really nothing...

When she watched Li Haida stand on the championship podium of the national competition and completed the three-in-a-row championship, she won the dungeon clearance reward, including the clearance speaker x 1 that can talk to the "Lord God", and she immediately used it It, asks the first and last question: "What the hell am I going to do to get home?"

Huazao looked nervously at the "Lord God" who was luxurious - an attribute that had never been shown before Yinshi. The "Lord God" had no expression on his face, and said the almost despairing thing coldly. Condition: "100 billion points + S-level branch line x 1 [*note 2]"

After finishing speaking, the "Lord God" disappeared, leaving her with a pale face.

However, after a short period of silence, the Huazao girl suddenly smiled, innocently, like a child who has never been in the world, which made people jump in fear.In the next second, the "Lord God" temporarily shattered in space, and the girl Huazao appeared in Tohsaka Mama's womb, becoming Tohsaka Tokiomi's younger sister.

This is Huazao's second world, she must win the victory, the rewards for the sidelines are too few, she has to subvert the plot bit by bit, and pass the level, so that there will be a lot of points, since she was not "born" At the time, she began to plan for the future, making full use of the A-level branch line × 1 in the dungeon clearance reward, and exchanged it for a B-level branch line × 4, one used to strengthen the C-level magician bloodline to the highest level magician, The other two are used to summon legendary heroic spirits [*Note 3], and the last one is used to exchange for powerful purification consumables.

She was fully prepared for the Holy Grail War, and even the time for summoning the heroic spirits was calculated.Selfishly speaking, Huazao doesn't know which god is higher, the "Lord God" or Gaia, and she wants to take a gamble, using the purification consumables exchanged for the last B-level branch line to replace the "all at this time" in the Holy Grail. Evil" purification, and then make a wish.

If you succeed, you will go home; if you fail, you will get more points and go one step closer to going home.

That's what she thinks.However, when Hua Zao really summoned the heroic spirit, her confidence really collapsed a bit, that Servant is a real player!And also got the shell of the protagonist of "Gintama"!Even if it's just a girl, her strength is more than a notch higher than hers!

She laughed even deeper than in the temporary space of "Lord God", 'Ah~ something is broken, what should I do? "She tilted her head, thinking softly, but the content was unexpectedly cruel (?), "Ah, but even the silver sauce can't stop me from winning~" She put on a smile and greeted herself The weight of victory, but the heart is pale...

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Huazao laughed "hee hee" twice, and in the middle of speaking, he jumped and turned around, embracing the sky with both hands, raised his head, and still had a smile on his mouth, as if enjoying the sunshine.

Yinshi didn't look at her, instead he picked his nostrils with his hands, and said casually: "Tsk, it's so troublesome, if you want to cry, you can cry, Yinsang's embrace is for all the beauties in the world~"

"Ah, what nonsense is Silver Sauce talking about? Hee hee, tears have already been deleted from my settings!" Hua Zao laughed like a silver bell, but tears flowed down her cheeks. Come down, "By the way, these are not tears~ this is lacrimal gland secretion!"

'That's not tears! Yinshi picked his nostrils and looked at the sky.

——To be continued——

Notes:

1. Since the sword is drawn with the right hand, it is placed on the left waist.

2. Because Huazao Girl never said to activate the bondage system.

3. Because the heroic spirits are only of B-level blood, and the projections are only □ with 20% of the body's strength, so two B-level branches can summon the highest-level heroic spirits.