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When the bell rang for the last class in the morning, the last half-day class before the National Day holiday came to an end.

This year's National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival coincided on the same day, a once-in-a-lifetime fate. Many places have been making arrangements since half a month ago, and banners and lanterns have filled the streets and alleys.

On the day of October [-]st, even the street lamps on the street took advantage of the atmosphere of national celebration, with a short pole coming out from the top of the bulb, and a fluttering red flag hung in neat rows. For the spectacular.

Zhuang Yan was picked up from the bed by his sister early in the morning, and after a sleepy breakfast, the siblings rode a small electric donkey to the Hushan City Branch.This Mid-Autumn Festival, the two of them had to spend time in the police station with a dozen other police officers on duty.

It turned out that Zhuang Xianrui had booked the two of them a flight back to Shanghai three days ago.The last time the family sat around a table for dinner was on New Year's Eve in February, and they returned home with a solemn injury in the middle.

The old father was looking forward to seeing him at home. He usually went to work and went to school, so he had to reunite once in the Mid-Autumn Festival.

It's a pity that the plan can't keep up with the change.The day before yesterday, the bureau notified the list of staff on duty during the holidays, and Zhuang Yuan was on the list.

During the nine-day holiday, the on-duty team was divided into three groups, and the on-duty staff took turns to work in the morning and evening. Zhuang Yuan, as the team leader of Team A, had to be there from morning to night for the first three days, so the air ticket had to be rescheduled.

The Hushan District Bureau was built on the outskirts of the city, and the big characters "Hushan Branch Guanshan Police Station" shone golden in the morning light.

Before getting out of the car, he solemnly yawned, gave his sister two shoulder bows and bowed his legs and made a gesture of welcome: "A hard day is about to begin. Thank you for your hard work, great public servant of the people."

"It's not the first time, but you are poor." Zhuang Yuan took off her helmet and pushed him away. Seeing his hair curled up, she raised her hand to straighten it out, "I'll go to the morning meeting right away. It's almost done, I haven't slept enough, I'll lie down in my office for a while."

While talking, he took off the steamed stuffed bun hanging on the small eDonkey and handed it to him, and said: "I have to hold a video conference at noon, you go to other offices and ask them if they want to eat, hot pot and barbecue are not allowed, the smell is too strong Pass for everything else, order a takeaway for delivery. Then go to a nearby shopping mall with Xinyu to buy some fruit mooncakes and come back, and I’ll send you the money later.”

"I know, I know, it's not the first time for me, don't worry, I'm proficient in my business." Zhuang Yan put his shoulders on her shoulders and pushed the person towards the gate of the police station, and said with a smile, "Hurry up, Comrade Zhuang Yuan, rich man, there are still 3 minutes left You're late!"

"Xiao Zhuang is here." The security uncle at the door stretched out half of his body, and smiled when he saw Zhuang Yan, "Yo, Zhuang Yan is coming too, come, come, I have a chessboard ready here, let me kill you today Do not stay!"

Zhuang Yan waved his hand: "Uncle Yang, why don't you just come back and win a few rounds with you? You really hold a grudge. Let's talk again in the afternoon. I'm almost sleepy and my mind is fuzzy. I can't let you bully me."

"Fuck you brat, you said the same thing last time! But you didn't hesitate for half a second when you ate my son!" Uncle Yang scolded with a smile.

Zhuang Yuan was delighted when she heard this: "You two still have a relationship. Are you familiar with all the men, women and children in my bureau?"

Zhuang Yan took a mouthful of the steamed stuffed bun, thought for a while and decided to be immodest, "It's about the same, brother Tan from the security team, Laifu from his family likes me a lot."

Laifu is a golden retriever raised by Tan Yue, the captain of the security team.

"No wonder." Zhuang Yuan looked at him with a smile, "I heard that Laifu will be in estrus when he returns to his house on the Dragon Boat Festival, and he is not happy to find a bitch for him. He insisted on going to the park to harass the little male dog next door. Induced."

"How is it possible, don't talk nonsense." Solemnly pinched her.

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Zhuang Yuan went downstairs for a morning meeting, Zhuang Yan squinted her eyes and went to her office, found a soft sofa and sat down, just about to catch up on dozing off, when she saw the red-bottomed banner "Serve the People" hanging on the opposite side.

He took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the banner. First, he edited a circle of friends with a thumbs up emoji.Then scrolled to Zhuang Xianrui's chat box, clicked on two crying emojis, and sent the photos.

Zhuang Xianrui quickly replied with a sweat emoji, and the next second he sent a red envelope with the words: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, little bastard.

Solemnly accepted the red envelope, no more, no less, five hundred and two.

[The dealer's second child is struggling]: You son of a bitch, his father, besides the Mid-Autumn Festival, today is also the National Day.

Immediately after sending it, I clicked the "You know what I mean. jpg" emoticon package.

He changed the remark for his dad, from the angry old Zhuang to the angry old rabbit.He gave the old rabbit a red envelope of 0.01 yuan, with the words Happy Double Day.

The old rabbit received the red envelope at the speed of light, and returned two bombs after 0.01 seconds, and then wrapped him a red envelope for a happy National Day dog ​​bastard.

So his note to his dad became "angry old bunny dog" again.

The father and son had a small fight through the network cable, and Zhuang Yan successfully caught 2000 yuan. He quit the chat with a smile, and saw that there were nearly twenty unread items in the column. Likes and comments in Moments.

[Brother Monkey]: Sister Zhuang Yuan, you have worked hard!

[White Emperor City Lord Aze]: Sister Zhuang Yuan, you have worked hard!

[Qinglong Yanyue Knife]: Sister Zhuang Yuan, you have worked hard!

"..."

The rest of the comments were pretty much the same, Zhuang Yan didn't reply to one, and was about to quit, when he caught a glimpse of the back portrait of a child mixed in the long row of likes.

Chu Chen actually gave him a thumbs up?

Zhuang Yan felt a little joy in his heart. He clicked on this avatar, and saw that Chu Chen had posted a new circle of friends a few minutes ago with two photos.

The first one is a little boy holding a monkey doll, with a watermelon head, and his eyes are gone when he smiles like scissor hands. The second one is a boy with a half-smile and an awkward expression, with "Don't touch me" written all over his body. listen.

The accompanying copy is not long, and there is a sense of comfort between the lines: This kid's new friend, we have an appointment to play together later.

Zhuang Yan looked at Tingting's stinky face and laughed out loud, and also gave Chu Chen a compliment.

Around eleven o'clock, Zhuang Yan went to a few offices with the sign of "Working". There were eleven people in total, not too many, but their tastes were not very uniform.

A few spicy lovers were the first to make a decision: "Spicy chicken, you need abnormally spicy, the more abnormal, the more delicious, Zhucheng people can eat spicy food, who can't eat spicy food, you will be expelled from the province for 1 minute!"

"Maoxuewang! Maoxuewang! Add blood and spice, add some bean sprouts and Flammulina velutipes, and sliced ​​meat!"

There are also several coastal areas with a light taste, clamoring for steamed hairy crabs, the lighter the better.

Disputes like this happen every time Zhuang Yuan treats guests. Over time, the group of people discussed several solutions by themselves.

The solution for today's wave is to do push-ups.The spicy party and the non-spicy party each send one person out, and whichever party does more will listen to whichever party. There are no specific rules, but this group of sad reminders to work overtime is just for fun.

"We're sending Team Tan here!" Qiu Xinyu is an authentic Hunanese, and an unswerving perverted hot party.

The team is used to being rigorous, and policewomen like them are always the most active in this kind of activity. A group of people's policemen who used to be unsmiling in the past are as happy as children at this time.

For example, Team Tan, or another player with high popularity, will hardly refuse as long as they are called.

"Let's send Team Li!" A tall and thin policewoman immediately stood up from the other side, "Come, come, I'll remember the time, the time limit is 1 minute!"

Qiu Xinyu raised his arms: "Team Tan, this is the guest invited by Team Leader Zhuang. Don't give the initiative to others, we will eat the spicy chicken invited by Team Leader Zhuang!"

The PK of the two captains ended up in a rare tie, probably in front of so many subordinates, no one was willing to lose, and no one won.

Zhuang Yan has long been used to watching. While admiring the two captains showing off their muscles in a fancy way, he clicked into the takeaway interface and ordered a bunch of spicy, salty and sweet.

The outskirts of the city are far away from the urban area, and the takeaways are slow to arrive. The lunches of a dozen or so people were delivered three times, and it took an hour and a half for all of them to be delivered.

The food here just arrived, and as soon as everyone got a pair of chopsticks, there was a woman's shouting at the gate: "People, why is there no one, the police are here! Someone is stealing, come out and let our children decide!"