weird

The night was getting dark, and the city center was full of traffic.

Zhuang Yan swayed to the security room of the East District with an omelette in his mouth. As soon as he stepped through the gate, he could smell a strong smell of watermelon wafting from the front hall.

Zhuang Yan hated all the food named after melons, and he almost immediately covered his nose, his stomach started to convulse, and he felt nauseous, and even lost his appetite for the omelet in his hand.

"Oh—Zhuangzi!"

Just as he was considering whether to just shake his hands and leave, Hou Yu's hoarse roar came from the other side of the front hall, "Here, I'm over here, see, let's go a few more steps in!"

Zhuang Yan followed the sound and turned his head. The first thing he saw was the huge banner facing the gate that said "Serve the People". Looking down, he finally saw his old classmate squatting in the innermost corner under the banner, waving at him with a hippie smile. At the same time, I also saw a man and a woman squatting beside Hou Yu with bitter and hatred faces, and two security guards in uniform who were sitting on the sofa next to them and gnawing watermelon.

It was lunch time for the working party at this moment, and the rest of the colleagues in the hall probably went to eat. In the huge security room, there were only a few living people left—and a table full of watermelons.

"Fuck..." Majestic and silently cursed, and threw the omelet into the trash can under the wall post.

"Oh, my young master, you are finally here." Hou Yu wiped his mouth, and when someone approached, he grabbed Zhuang Yan's arm.

Zhuang Yan frowned: "You call this a bureau? The security room?"

"Hey, I'm afraid I won't be able to call you." Hou Yu whispered: "Let's discuss, I'll take care of the five bottles of nutritional water you want in the Jedi Desert. You can call Sister Zhuang Yuan and go to the back door to get it." I'll go."

As soon as these words came out, the men and women squatting on the ground raised their heads at the same time.

Solemnly looked at him: "Let go."

The man's mouth was surrounded by unclean watermelon juice, which tasted too strong.

He glanced at Yu Lu's arm outside the circle, "Didn't you say you were injured? Where is it?"

Hou Yu shrunk his neck, turned over his left elbow, and pointed to a small wound about two centimeters, "Here." Seeing that the person's face was not right after speaking, he said: "Don't look at the small wound, the skin is broken, it hurts. "

After being escorted to the security room, in order to get out of the sea of ​​suffering, Hou Yu and Fatty reached a consensus and never mentioned the bloody knife. After a long time, the wound was still a little red around, and the wound itself didn't bleed much. If you look closely, you can't fucking see it.

"Fucking shouldn't believe you!" Zhuang Yan gritted his teeth.

Hou Yu resentfully said: "Oh, I beg you."

He stuffed a few sheets of paper for Zhuang Yan, "The security uncle here is crazy, let the three of us read these teenagers' Dharma quizzes, look, there are five pages full, and we will have to ask questions later, and we will only be released if we answer [-] questions correctly. Let's go, twenty roads!"

"You don't know me yet. If you can do it, you will never do it. If you can copy it, you will never think about it. This question is full of words, and you can't understand it..."

Zhuang Yan looked at the paper in silence, and said for a moment: "My sister is a serious policeman, so I don't want to get involved."

Hou Yu was about to say more, but the security guard on the side immediately shuddered. He was quite tall, and his face was sullen: "The chat is endless, right, have you memorized the topics clearly?" He looked back and forth at Zhuang Yan The school uniform on his body, "This classmate, the school is not in class anymore?"

"Passing by." Said solemnly.

The security guard was surprised: "A member of the Nineteenth Middle School, passed by and came to the guard room of the Grand Cross? Young people are full of energy. Come here and have a seat. Your friend is early, and you won't be able to leave in an hour. "

Zhuang Yan followed his line of sight, only to find that there was a person sitting on the innermost side of the sofa, probably because he was sitting too far away, he didn't see it just now, but when he saw it suddenly, he found that the person was dressed in a strange way.

Zhuang Yan couldn't help but take a closer look. The man was wearing a gray sun protection suit with the zipper pulled up to the top, his hands on his lap were tucked into the sleeves, the brim of the peaked cap covered his eyes, and the black mask was completely covered. On the lower half of his face, there was hardly a trace of flesh color on his whole body.

He looks like a terrorist who will detonate bombs anytime and anywhere to retaliate against the society, and also like a gangster who flies through the walls at night, and he is not like a good person.

The legs are quite long, and the legs are kept close together, sitting upright, and the body is thin and thin.

In fact, if you really want to say it, this person doesn't seem like the type who has no sense of existence.Not to mention the strange clothes and face, just the inexplicable and indifferent temperament on his body is enough to attract attention, but he just sat there like that, motionless for several minutes, without saying a word.

But... Zhuang Yan couldn't help but diverge his thoughts. The temperature in Zhucheng must be more than 30 degrees today. It's summer, this person is so tightly wrapped, isn't it hot?He was suffocated just looking at it.

Probably sensing his undisguised and long-standing gaze, the man moved his head slightly, but only for a moment, and then continued to stand upright like a sculpture.

What a fucking freak, solemnly withdrew his eyes.

"He's also here to wait for someone." The tall security guard explained to him, pointing at Hou Yu and the three of them angrily, "You three, reflect on yourself, it's not easy to worry about, and it's a drag on your friends."

"Hey, my brother is well educated." Hou Yu immediately put on a doggy smile, and bumped into the fat man next to him.

The fat man understood in seconds, and gave the security guard a foolish smile.

"No one asked him to come." The girl squatting on one side had a backbone, tossed her slightly curly hair, and stared at the sculpture on the sofa with disgust, "It's disgusting to be self-indulgent."

The words were really blunt, and Zhuang Yan's pupils widened, thinking that this freak was really calm, and he didn't make a sound to fight back.

Another young security guard tugged at the hem of the solemn clothes, and slipped away from the topic with a smile, "Brother, do you want to eat watermelon, come together? It's fresh, red, and sweet."

It's quite red, and there are still few melon seeds, but it's a pity that the solemnity has no blessings and just wants to vomit.The fishy smell of watermelon filled his nostrils, and he almost lost his soul out of his body and died on the spot. He immediately shrugged his nose and closed his breath, shook his head and said no, and was about to move towards the freak as soon as he turned his feet.

In the next second, he didn't know what he stepped on, and suddenly the soles of his feet slipped, and Zhuang Yan rushed forward with lightning speed.

It was too late and then too soon, and the few people in the hall didn't react for a while. In just three seconds of chaos, they solemnly completed the whole process from nearly 120-degree splits to smashing into the sofa.

Zhuang Yan's stiff fork split swiftly and swiftly, his thigh staggered violently, and his balls were pulled so painfully that he was pulled out of his stupefied state. beautiful peach eyes.

Majestic was dazed for a moment, deeply aware that this freak's eyes were strangely beautiful, the tails of his eyes were upturned, and his eyes were deep, and then there was an earthquake in his pupils, and he actually fell face to face on that freak!

The freak was obviously also taken aback by the sudden change, his hat was tilted to one side, revealing half of his forehead.

Looking at the solemnity again, one of his two arms is resting on the man's shoulder, the other is on the man's chest, and half of his buttocks are slumped on the man's thigh.

Fucked a bird.

There was a hint of embarrassment in the air.

The solemn sentence stuck in the throat, and he closed his eyes, really wanting to chop himself to death with a palm.There was a sound of gasping behind him, he turned his head with a stiff neck, seeing the gossiping faces of those watching the bustle stretch their necks, finally couldn't hold back and whispered.

"Look at what!"

The gossip crowd bowed their heads tacitly.

The young security guard threw the watermelon rind, the culprit that rotted into three pieces on the ground, into the trash can.

Zhuang Yan: "..." He lowered his eyes and exchanged glances with the freak.

"I'm sorry." He said seriously.

The freak didn't say a word, and didn't look at him again, but stared at the solemn paws on his chest with drooping eyelids.

Solemn withdrew his claws hastily, "I'm sorry."

The freak still didn't say anything, just frowned and swept him up and down, and finally his eyes stayed on his face.

I don't know if it's because of wearing a mask, but Zhuang Yan feels that the small piece of skin exposed by this freak is so damn white that it's dazzling. Of course, the defiant noble little eyes are even more dazzling.

Zhuang Yan suspected that the freak was a mute, the hatchback was quiet for a moment, and the freak finally made a sound to prove that he was not dumb, it was just two short words, and he couldn't help but twitch.

He said, "Go away."

His voice was muffled by the mask, it was very low but clear, solemn but he just wanted to beat someone up.

Listen to the twitchy tone, it sounds like he wants to fall.Zhuang Yan gave the other party a middle finger in his heart, turned over neatly, and nestled on the other side of the sofa.

After taking out his mobile phone and playing Xiaoxiaole, Qiu Xinyu sent a WeChat message, and he opened the chat box with a swipe of his fingertip.

[Qiu Xinyu]: It's over, you teacher talks a lot of nonsense, you even added me on WeChat before you left.

[Qiu Xinyu]: Brat, are you dating behind Sister Zhuang Yuan's back?

Solemnly ignores the second sentence automatically.

[Grade [-]]: Did he add you on WeChat?Troublesome, you deleted him.

[Grade No. [-]]: Tomorrow night at [-]:[-], I'll go online to pull you up. It's time for self-study, so let's stop chatting. ]

After typing, exit the chat box, and there is another small red number on the interface.

[Chopper]: Brother Yan, are you skipping class again?

[Chopper]: Gang Qiao's leader is here, seeing that you are not in class, I forgot your name.

Majestic was taken aback.

[Grade [-]st]: Leader?who?

Back there in seconds.

[Chopper]: Just Qiao Feng, the hero Qiao, the one who can subdue the dragon with eighteen palms.Our head teacher, it's been almost a month, and he started his job right after the vulture left. Brother Yan, don't tell me that you don't even know who our head teacher is.

Tsk, what the hell.Rubbing the screen solemnly, he said in his heart that he really didn't know.

What followed was a long and boring wait. As the colleagues who had dinner returned one after another, people began to chat in the front hall, and the security room gradually became lively.

During this period, Zhuang Yan was so bored that he had the cheek to take the initiative to greet the freak, although his tone was awkward and stiff.

"Hey, what's your name?"

The freak put his arms around his chest, as if he didn't hear.

Zhuang Yan continued to ask in a muffled voice: "Are you a student? It doesn't look very big, and you are also from the [-]th Middle School?"

"It's summer, is it hot for you to wear so many clothes?"

"I see that you have been sitting for a long time without moving. Does your butt burn?"

However, no matter what he asked or what he said, he didn't get the other party's treatment even if he just turned his head.

The hot face sticks to the cold butt for about 3 minutes, the solemnity can no longer be pretended, and the freak gives the middle finger upright.

At 07:30 in the evening, the sky completely sank.

The three of Hou Yu finally answered [-] questions correctly, crazily promised that even if they get angry again in the future, they would resolutely not fight, and thoroughly implemented the beautiful concept of holding hands with good friends and working together to create a harmonious society, and they were finally liberated.

"Uncle Security, since I have already made a promise." After the fat man finished answering the question, he eagerly held the little security's hand, "Can I return my knife?"

"What are you talking about?" The tall security guard cut open half of the watermelon with a click, and raised the fruit knife in his hand, "Confiscated, students have to look like students. If you want energy, use a pen to do more questions." Practicing handwriting, you three, your handwriting is the ugliest, and it made me recognize it for a long time like a dog."

……

After leaving the guard room, the night breeze gently brushed his cheeks, washing away a little dryness.

Solemn greeting Yu asked for a cigarette and put it in his mouth, but he didn't light it.Zhuang Yuan has been controlling him very tightly recently and strictly ordered him to quit smoking.

Of course it is impossible to quit, so try to smoke as little as possible.

"Zhuangzi, what's the matter with you?" Hou Yu and Zhuang Yan are netizens who have been together for three years. After hanging out together for a long time, they can still tell what kind of expression this person is in, such as now.

Yan Yan had a cigarette in his mouth, his eyelids were drooping, the boy's cold face was quite capable of bluffing, his whole body was full of indifference.

Hou Yu patted Solemn on the shoulder, "If you have anything to say, just say it, what is brother doing? Don't worry, I can't accompany you up the mountain of knives and down the pan of oil. It's okay to pick up two jokes to comfort you."

Solemnly shaking his shoulders, ignoring the man's shrewdness, his eyes followed the freak who had just come out of the security room with the girl.

The two seemed to be having an argument, and they couldn't hear the conversation clearly from a distance. They could only see the freak reach out to grab the girl's hand, and the next second, he was thrown away.

Zhuang Yan watched coldly for a long time, thinking that this freak is not so inhuman, at least, he seems to care about this girl very much.