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Zhuang Yan's words choked Chu Chen on the spot, probably never seen such a righteous and thick-skinned man, his face turned green with anger, his lips squirmed for a long time, but he was unable to make a sound.

The happiness of a young man is easy to satisfy. He is solemn and proud all day long, and his tail is almost up to the sky, until Hou Yu sends a WeChat message a few days later.

This guy has recently become obsessed with the emoticon packs in Journey to the West, and crazily exploded hundreds of pictures in the group. The new nickname is directly called Monkey Brother, and the profile picture has also been changed to a funny picture of Monkey King with a charming appearance.

Majestic is a face control, not only face, but also clothing, mobile wallpaper, app profile picture and many other aspects.He despised Hou Yu's new profile picture as too ugly, and blocked people.It happened that Zhuang Yan was in a good mood that day, and he was not so repulsed when he saw the ugly crying avatar. The latest news he clicked on was a voice, followed by a link to an external site.

I can't be bothered to listen to the voice, I can't click on the link on WeChat, and I'm annoyed at the solemnity. When my patience is exhausted, I send a screenshot in time.

In the picture, there are two slender figures whose hands and feet are intertwined, and their bodies are overlapping. Coupled with the blogger's ambiguous copy description, it shows a bit of lingering meaning.The picture was cut directly from the dynamic video, and the picture quality was blurry, but Zhuang Yan recognized the protagonists in the picture at a glance, it was him and Chu Chen.

[Brother Monkey]: Zhuangzi, do you see that this is you?

Solemnly replied with a series of full stops.

[Monkey Brother]: Is it really you?Fuck you, the man above you has a black mask, right?When I stepped on the horse and saw the hat, I guessed it! ! !

[Monkey Brother]: But what's going on with you two?I watched the video, and you don't look angry, hugging and exchanging feelings?

[Laughing up to the sky and going out]: Fart to exchange feelings.

[Looking up to the sky and going out with a big laugh]: Damn... where did you see the cuddling?

Is it because they fought too gently?What kind of eyes does this person have?

[Brother Monkey]: But in this video, you are just hugging him.

[Laughing up to the sky and going out]: Shit!roll.

[Brother Monkey]: Hahaha, don't be angry, this video has been very popular these two days. I just watched it. It got 80 likes and tens of thousands of retweets.

Solemnly copied the link, watched the short eight-second video in the app, and glanced at the comment area before leaving. There are nearly 20 comments, and there are all kinds of sarcasm. Just discussing who is more handsome between the two is enough. There were seven or eight hot comments, among which the discussion on the "up and down" body position was the top one.

What a fucking death scene.

In fact, most of the comments did not understand Zhuang Yan, but he was very concerned about the way these netizens described them. For example, when referring to their looks and figures, they used the terms "the one above" and "the one below", and the screen was full of up and down and ha Haha, seeing Zhuang Yan was very upset, as if all the voices were mocking him for not being able to beat Chu Chen.

The happiness of a young man is simple, and the same is true of depression, and because it is too simple, it causes him to pay special attention to every little thing, and the solemn way of venting is to intensify and find fault with Chu Chen.

The food in the school cafeteria has a strong smell of oil, and the dishes have remained the same for thousands of years. Zhuang Yan ate it twice in his first year of high school, and the red oil flooded half of the lunch box.

However, all rules can be broken.At noon on Monday, Zhuang Yan didn't order any takeaway, and went to the cafeteria for the first time and queued up.

The six windows prepared different dishes according to the price. There were not many people queuing up in the noodle area where Chu Chen was.

He didn't talk much, but he couldn't help being good-looking. Even the aunt who took meals remembered him, and persuaded him: "Student, you children still have to grow up. Eating steamed buns is not nutritious. How can you have the energy to go to class like this?"

Auntie looked at him worriedly, Chu Chen held the plate in silence, and said after a while, "Steamed buns are enough."

He is not very good at dealing with the care from strangers, especially this aunt's hair is short, with bangs, and she looks somewhat similar to Lin Ruoping at first glance.

Perhaps people with similar faces also have similar temperaments. Before Chu Chen left, the aunt stopped him and handed him a steamed bun: "The classmate is so good-looking. Auntie likes it when she sees it. Auntie treats you to a steamed stuffed bun."

Chu Chen looked at the buns piled on top of the steamed buns, the big one was big and round, only meat buns were this big, and the price was also expensive, three yuan each, and the steamed bun was only [-] cents.

It was rare for him to feel cramped, so he didn't say anything when he saw that his aunt was busy, and he was stunned for a while before leaving.

The number of students in the Nineteenth Middle School has exceeded [-] this year, but the only cafeteria in use is the one next to the Huizhi Building. Excluding day students and takeaways, the supply of seats is still in short supply.

Chu Chen bumped into Fang Wenqi on the way to find a seat, and the two wandered around for a while and finally drove away a group of people, leaving a few seats vacant.Unexpectedly, as soon as Chu Chen sat down, a greasy dinner plate was placed on the opposite side.

Zhuang Yan sat opposite Chu Chen: "Do you mind if I sit here?"

Chu Chenwu took a bite of the steamed bun and ignored him.

Fang Wenqi, on the other hand, was awkwardly holding the dinner plate by the side, neither standing nor sitting.As usual, she sat across from Chu Chen, but now she sat solemnly and brought two friends, so the seat here was already full, but Chu Chen still had room.

There was a big living person standing beside her, and the solemnity couldn't be ignored. He raised his head and glanced at her, feeling familiar.

Fang Wenqi quickly dodged his eyes and blushed a little.

"Go to the other side." Zhuang Yan patted Cai Yinggang.

"Ah?" Cai Yingang was stunned for a moment, seeing a girl standing beside her, she reacted and slipped to Chu Chen's side.

Fang Wenqi sat down beside Zhuang Yan.

Zhuang Yan is a native of Shanghai. He has a relatively bland taste since he was a child, and the red oil on the plate is very dazzling. He slowly swallowed two grains of rice, his eyes wandering, and then he was shocked by Chu Chen's lunch.

He leaned slightly, his voice suppressed in his throat: "My God, do you eat six steamed buns?"

Chu Chen paused, and said "En".

Zhuang Yan smacked his lips, and tapped the back of his hand lightly with chopsticks: "Hey, don't always keep a straight face, please smile more, don't blind your face for nothing."

The chopsticks felt icy and cold to the touch, Chu Chen retracted subconsciously, and looked up at him.

"Yes, I praised you, but not everyone praises me," Zhuang Yan said, "Just say it when you're happy, don't hide your joy in secret."

Chu Chen held back his gaze for a long time, and said, "Eat well!"

"That won't work, you have to praise it back, do you understand the reciprocity of etiquette?" Zhuang Yan suddenly felt that it was fun to tease him, he propped his chin with one hand, and scratched the dinner plate with the other hand: "Do you think I'm handsome or not?" ?”

Chu Chen: "..."

Zhuang Yan urged: "Talk." As he spoke, his legs under the table were numb.

Chu Chen's chest rose and fell several times at high speed, and finally said: "It's not ugly."

solemn:"……"

I rely on this man to be fucking! ! !

"Fuck this chicken leg is too watery." Zhou Dize picked up a chicken leg and wanted to cry without tears: "It's just a bit fatter than chicken feet! There's not even a few bites of meat!"

Cai Yingang picked up the cabbage on the dinner plate and sighed: "Oh, I was going to order Maocai at noon, but the Maoxuewang at the North Street is spicy and fragrant, but I didn't expect it. Look, what the hell is this?" Something, can I eat it?"

"If you don't want to eat it, don't eat it." Zhuang Yan took a bite of spicy fried chicken nuggets, and almost died of the overflowing oil, and frowned, "Don't babble here."

"Eat, eat, eat, this leg is fucking delicious." Zhou Dize winked at Cai Yinggang, and Cai Yinggang was reluctant to agree: "Yes, eating more vegetables is good for your health!"

The two buried their heads and began to eat.

Zhuang Yan tried his best to swallow two mouthfuls of chicken, and was so tired that he panicked, went to the canteen to buy some bottles of milk, and returned a bottle to Chu Chen and Fang Wenqi.

Fang Wenqi received the things, a little flattered, and thanked her.

Chu Chen gnawed on the buns by himself, barely raising his head the whole time.This made the solemnity uncomfortable.

He took back the milk box and handed it over on purpose again: "Hey, brother, I'll treat you to a drink."

Chu Chen raised his eyes and looked around silently.The others are all ordinary pure milk, only he is the QQ star of the small bottle, and the words "children's growth milk" are printed on the most conspicuous place on the bottle body, and his thoughts are clearly revealed.

So he didn't care about Zhuang Yan's hand stretched out in the air, didn't answer it, and didn't speak.

There is very little movement on their side, but Zhuang Yan and Chu Chen themselves are the gossip objects that these students occasionally mention after dinner, not to mention that since the "squatting behind their backs" incident, the two have fought over Fang Wenqi in front of Yuan Datou The news spread throughout the school, so many people around them paid close attention to the situation at their table.

As soon as there is a movement, they whisper to each other and start whispering.

Zhuang Yan didn't mind Chu Chen's indifference, and he could sing a one-man show with gusto: "Excuse me, drink for nothing? That's fine..." He set his eyes on the big bun at the bottom of Chu Chen's bowl.

"You treat me to buns, and I treat you to drink milk."

While talking without waiting for anyone's response, he took apart the straw and plugged it in, put the milk in Chu Chen's hand, and then quickly moved the bun away.

As if he was afraid that people would go back on his word, he took a bite without saying a word.

Fuck... rough and soft.

Zhuang Yan swallowed it slowly, and he didn't taste the meat after taking a big bite, but he was a little surprised, wondering if his tongue was poisoned too much by the red oil, and he actually thought that the steamed stuffed bun was delicious.

Chu Chen was a little angry. He originally kept the bun and planned to eat it in the afternoon.He stared sullenly at the milk in his hand, his breathing became heavier, and the other hand on his lap was lightly curled into a fist.

"What's the stuffing in this bun? It smells like meat, but there's nothing when you bite into it." Zhuang Yan asked while chewing.

"Rat meat." Chu Chen glared at him.

Chu Chen looks good, wearing a peaked cap makes him look cool.The skin under the brim of the hat is so fair that it reflects light. His double eyelids are shallow and thin, and the red mole on the bridge of his nose is sweating thinly, which softens his outline a little.

It's a pity that Zhuang Yan is not in the mood to appreciate it at the moment. He hates mice the most in his life, followed by cockroaches. At this moment, his stomach twitched, and he lost his appetite in an instant.

"You fucking...can you speak human language!"

Chu Chen was delighted by Zhuang Yan's bewildered expression, and the corners of his mouth hooked up slowly imperceptibly.

Zhuang Yan faced him face to face, and naturally he didn't let go of the fleeting smile. He snorted coldly, raised his legs under the white porcelain table, and aimed at Chu Chen.

In the end, I don't know whether it was too accurate or the wrong place, this kick went straight to the crotch, Chu Chen groaned in pain, his face turned pale immediately, and he subconsciously squeezed hard, and in an instant, the milk box in his hand Quickly deflated, with a "poof", the milk in the box rushed out, spraying Majestic's face head-on.

solemn:"……"