"Teacher Yu, what's the matter?"

Seeing that Yu Yu had been covering his forehead since entering the door, Mr. Zhang couldn't help asking.

Yu Yu's face became hot, he faltered and couldn't speak.

What a shame!

Embarrassed to say.

He hides and hides like this, but it attracts attention.

The few teachers who didn't pay attention to this side at first also followed suit.

Yu Yu hesitated for a while, and put down his hands slowly.

When a few colleagues saw it, they all yelled out.

"What a big fleshy mushroom! How did you knock it?"

Teacher Zhang covered his mouth.

I saw a red, swollen and shiny bump on his forehead. Looking at it from the side, it looks like an old birthday star.

Speaking of this, Yu Yu became more and more ashamed, and said vaguely: "Accidentally slipped and fell, hit..."

"Good guy," another teacher came over and took a look, "This one is strong enough, did you go to the hospital? Don't get a concussion."

Yu Yu habitually touched his forehead, but he forgot that he was still wearing a big bag, and grinned as soon as he touched it.

"It's okay, just go to the doctor to see it, it's nothing serious."

Just when I fell, it hurts so much!

Two days ago, Liao Chu got a bamboo stick, and first operated it at home, saying that he would make bamboo noodles.

Everyone is very curious.

Guoguo also asked, "Bamboo noodles? Can bamboo give birth to babies?"

Why is the baby of bamboo a noodle?

Tasty?

Bai He was right next to him and corrected, "Bamboos born of bamboo are bamboo shoots."

Yu Yu: "..."

That's not the point, okay?Your angle of attention is very strange.

After Liao Chu operated it for a while, the three of them were surprised and sighed.

That's how it was done.

Speaking of which, this is the first time I have seen noodles without water.

In fact, it was also the first time for Liao Chu to operate Zhusheng noodles by himself from start to finish. He was not very proficient at the beginning, and the taste was not very good.

Although Yu Yu and others ate well, Boss Liao himself was not satisfied.

After repeating it several times, it has the taste of memory and imagination.

When making bamboo noodles, the master sits on a bamboo pole and uses the tenacity and leverage principle of bamboo to compact the noodles little by little.

In all fairness, this posture is not very elegant.

If you don't pay attention, it's easy to look like a hooligan...

But I don't know whether it is Liao Chu's aura that overshadows others, or whether beauty is in the eyes of beholders. After observing for a while, Yu Yu is pleasing to the eye no matter what he sees.

The people follow the bamboo poles up and down, which is quite like the opening and closing posture in martial arts dramas.

Feeling ecstatic, comrades!

Bai He took a video and sent it to Huang Lie.

A few minutes later, someone wrote back in amazement: "This is the legendary gangster becoming a master, or ganger for short?"

Guoguo shouted: "Seesaw!"

Yu Yu gave her a high five, otherwise he felt so familiar!

One big and one small looked at each other, their hearts fluttered.

Bai He was not interested in any kind of physical labor, and watched them raise their hands to sign up for a try without being moved.

Liao Chu couldn't help but laugh.

Why do you want to play with everything?

Say it's dangerous, don't listen.

He had no choice but to lift Guoguo and shake her on the bamboo pole a few times to enjoy the dryness.

The kid shook his head after sitting for a few minutes, and muttered with a wrinkled face, "Butt!"

Ass hurts!

But the other was not so easy to fool.

Yu Yu was so itchy to see it that he insisted on going up to try it himself.

"This is so tiring, let me help you!"

Liao Chu was speechless.

I see you just want to play.

So, this person's actual mental age is not much different from Guoguo's...

At first, Yu Yu was cautious.

But after I became proficient, I thought I had mastered the skills, so I let go a little bit.

Isn't this a big toy?

What amusement park are you going to? 1

The result is joy and sorrow.

The cruel truth of the lack of motor cells, after skiing before, has reappeared:

He fell directly from the bamboo pole.

And because of the toughness of the bamboo pole, it has the power to rebound, so... he was even lifted a little bit.

The whole process was so sudden and short that even Liao Chu, who had an extraordinary reaction speed, couldn't catch up.

It was as if in the blink of an eye, Yu Yu fell to the ground.

white crane:"……"

Liao Chu: "..."

What just happened?

According to the memories of the person involved afterwards, he felt his head was buzzing and his face was hot.

Both shameful and painful.

Can't wait to die directly.

Then the scene was chaotic, Liao Chu felt distressed and funny, and hurriedly dragged people to the hospital to take a film.

Along the way, Yu Yu buried his entire face in the pillow.

Shame!

What a shame!

Fortunately, there was nothing serious in the inspection. On the way back, Liao Chu kept squinting at him and saw his face flushed.

It seemed that with just a light poke, blood would splash out from under the thin skin.

When waiting for the red light, Liao Chu couldn't help shaking his head and sighed, "It's really you."

After confirming that there was nothing wrong with the fall, he even wanted to laugh when he recalled the posture when he landed.

Yu Yu almost burned himself to death, so he rushed over to cover his mouth, "Don't say it!"

He reacted so strongly that Liao Chu was actually amused.

Liao Chu kissed the palm of his hand, "Leave you alone."

Yu Yu quickly withdrew his hands, hummed a few times, writing all over his body:

I know I made a mistake, so I dare to do it next time.

He has been busy with publishing a while ago, and he encountered a case of gay marriage cheating, and he was really nervous for two days.

Although he didn't say anything, he felt suffocated in his heart, as if doing something he wouldn't normally do to vent.

It's just that no one thought that the first one fell.

It was really "planted".

"I see that you are usually quite stable, but I didn't expect you to be reckless in private." Teacher Zhang shook his head, "You are young after all."

How careless it was to fall like this.

Just as Yu Yu was about to speak, another teacher in the office shouted:

"Hey, if you are free, go to the circle of friends and give me a like."

"What's the praise?" Teacher Zhang said, "It's fine to bargain for the price."

There was a period of time before when there were all kinds of crazily bargaining in the circle of friends, and the news kept ringing all day long, which almost drove people crazy.

"It's not bargaining," the teacher raised his head and said, "Isn't there a hot spring resort in the outskirts of the city? I'm doing publicity recently, saying that I can exchange a ticket for a day and night hot spring trip with [-] likes. Do you want it?" try?"

"What villa?"

Yu Yu also became interested.

He's been holding back a bit lately, and his whole body is tense, otherwise he wouldn't be making a fool of himself.

If it's good, he will invite Liao Chu and the others to play.

The male teacher who got everyone's likes at the beginning sent a link, Yu Yu clicked on it, and listened to the others:

"Well, it looks pretty good."

"I've heard that it's quite luxurious, with complete equipment, tennis courts, and accommodation. It's a very mature resort."

"I've seen the promotion before, but I want to go, but it's too expensive."

"Mineral hot springs... Take my parents there later. It's good for the elderly to soak in the hot springs."

Yu Yu took a look, and found that the cheapest room cost two thousand eight a night.

For office workers like them, it's really not cheap.

But he also has a side job.

A few years ago, the Talk account received a few advertisements and made a small profit.

Yu Yu was thinking about it, and several teachers had already praised each other.

Although you can't go bankrupt if you bite your teeth, but there are free ones, who is in a hurry?

Everyone laughed, "Five hundred likes is indeed a lot. But it is valid for one year, so let's accumulate slowly."

By the end of the year, I just had a hot spring.

Otaku culture is prevalent in modern society, let alone [-] likes for ordinary people, maybe [-] likes are hard to come by.

Teacher Zhang smiled at Yu Yu, "Isn't Xiaoyu in a relationship? Just go to the hot spring, maybe the relationship can go further."

She doesn't get married herself, but she doesn't prevent others from falling in love.

If the people around her can have good results, she is also very happy.

A group of people booed, and their smiles became more ambiguous.

Yu Yu originally only wanted to relax, but now that everyone was making a fuss, some images that were not suitable for children could not help appearing in his mind.

Speaking of it, I touched it, hugged it, and slept in the same bed all day...

It seems that they have done most of the things that couples would do.

Ah, Yu Yu, what are you thinking!

Bad stuff!

What a bad thing!

You are not serious!

Seeing that his neck was red, everyone laughed louder.

"Oh, I'm sorry!"

"Hahahaha, they are all adults, why are you ashamed..."

"Speaking of which, we've never met Xiaoyu's girlfriend, so when will we post it on Moments?"

Yu Yu covered his face and secretly placed the order, thinking that my "girlfriend" might be older than you guys when she took it out!

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