pet writer

Qiao Yu and the Earl finished their lunch outside before going to the shopping mall.It's a rare Christmas, and the people on the street are lovers. Qiao Yu thought of the naughty ghosts at home, and decided to buy some Christmas hats to go home.

The count looked at the simple red hat, he would never put it on his head anyway. "Are you happy now?"

The doctor who picked out the hat turned around, and the earl was playing with the hat in his hand boredly, with a smile in his eyes: "Happy."

The earl threw down the hat in his hand after taking a second look. Qiao Yu's arrogant appearance made Qiao Yu even happier.

Qiao Yu picked out several Christmas hats, and accidentally found a few very small ones, which were probably used for decoration and had golden strings on them, making it feel just right for cats to wear.

Like wandering around or visiting, Qiao Yu and the others didn’t return to the pet shop until the afternoon, and the Oda Sakunosuke who came out to greet him looked like a novice father with a baby for a day, followed by a house demolition group - two humanoid cats, three fake cats, and huskies.

Things start in the morning.

The two humanoid cats and cats who were brought in sat down and started bickering without saying a word. The two talked too fast, and even hid half of what they said. Oda was stunned and didn't understand anything. The two of them, holding a cup of black tea like an old man basking in the sun on a winter afternoon, enjoy the snow scene outside the door in the warm room.

It's just that after the two found out that their fighting power was not the same as the other's, they threw themselves into a new plan to recruit Oda Sakunosuke into the gang.

Oda's morning happiness was shattered, leaving two quarreling cats meowing non-stop.

It is impossible to do it by hand, the two of them together can't beat Oda with one hand, and they chose the best mouth gun output, the one on the left is "Oda Tsukuru", and the one on the right is "Sakunosuke". Tasakunosuke is on the verge of developing a phobia of his own name.

Oda, who was standing in the kitchen during lunch, drove the two little guys out, defending the cleanliness of the sacred place of the kitchen.

= A sigh of relief.

Today's lunch is Oda's specialty spicy curry.

Soon he heard a noisy voice from outside again, and he couldn't hear the content clearly, and he knew that it was two people who were arguing again.

Obviously before Dazai was a...

Oda Sakunosuke paused, but couldn't find a suitable adjective to describe Osamu Dazai.

Only then did he realize that Osamu Dazai had been hiding himself consciously or subconsciously.Dazai has a different face for everyone, facing Qiao Yu as a down-and-out and well-behaved young master, facing him as a young man who can advance and retreat, and facing Edogawa Ranpo as a child with a high IQ.

Which one is the real Dazai?

Oda, who was thinking like this, was scalded by the boiling hot water, and his skin quickly turned red from the heat, but he didn't seem to feel the pain.

At this time, outside the store, the three cats who had gone out to take refuge finally came back. They came in through the cat door in an orderly manner. The two quarreling teenagers did not notice the existence of the cats.

The first one to come in was Ajimao.

When the cow cat saw Osamu Dazai, it became angry. It immediately stood under the front paws of the cat door and used force to hit a cat from a high place. Osamu Dazai, whose back was facing the cat door, was pushed straight on the back. The whole figure is like a domino that has been pushed down, and by the way, domino No. [-] Edogawa Ranpo.

"Ah—" the unsuspecting Luanbu let out a scream.

The attacking cat was bounced back and turned somersault along with the strength, the cat's flexibility was perfectly reflected.When Osamu Dazai couldn't get up, Ajimao was already standing firmly on the ground, unscathed.

Even though it knew that Osamu Dazai was coming, Mao Mao was still very angry when he saw him.

It just so happened that the doctor wasn't there, so I didn't beat him for nothing!

From the perspective of Osamu Dazai, it can be seen that the hair on the cat's stomach is still a little uneven, but it does not prevent the cat from waving.Consciously covered, Ajimao threw his black history into the time machine and smashed it.

Immediately afterwards, the black cat also got in. It didn't have Ajimao's dexterity to fly over, so it could only jump down the cat climbing frame, and walked quickly to Edogawa Ranpo's face, making him look like a cat hair.

The last one to come in was the Chuya cat.

The grown-up Zhongye cat is the most powerful among the cats. It has no interest in pecking chickens.The cat on the combat power ceiling ignored the others, and went to the kitchen first when it came in.

"Meow." Chuya Mao squatted at the door of the kitchen, blinking his big water-blue eyes, and looked sideways at Oda who was in a daze.

Qiao Yu has said more than once that Chuya Mao's eyes are very similar to Oda's, like blue diamonds of the highest purity, which makes people enchanted just looking at them.In the past, Oda felt that the doctor was exaggerating, but now facing the sight of Chuya Cat, he finally felt this charming blue.

Can't stand it, can't stand it.

He knelt down and said to Zhongye Mao, "Welcome back."

Zhongye cat flicks its tail, and its eyes are also curled up, like a well-behaved child. When it comes home, it will say to adults: "I'm back", and it will smile sweetly when it gets a response.

Hearing Oda's voice, the other two cats gave up their position and ran over with their tails upright, meowing one after another.Oda smiled knowingly, "Okay, you too, welcome back."

Seeing the cats, Oda breathed a sigh of relief.

Really meowing is better than name bombing, and Oda will be overwhelmed if he comes again during mealtime.

Among them, Aji cat, who likes Oda the most, rushed up to him and gave him a soft and cute output, rubbing and meowing, and the unique purring sound of cats when they are happy. The whole cat is like bubbling chocolate sauce. Exudes a sweet breath.Not to be outdone, the Ranbu cat also rubbed up, and Oda immediately became the winner of life hugging left and right. Facing the strong output of the two cats, he even stretched out his hand to scratch their chins.

Oda's chin-scratching technique is so-so, but the two cats gave him face and stretched their necks.

Faced with this kind of scene, Osamu Dazai has long been used to it. After all, he has two faces towards Qiao Yu and Oda.

It was the first time he faced this kind of differential treatment. His eyes widened. The green pupils were exactly the same as those of a black cat. "Wow, you stinky cat!"

Osamu Dazai, who was sitting next to Edogawa Ranpo, laughed outright.

The black cat threw two eyes at Luanbu, the small eyes were as distasteful as possible, and when he looked at Oda again, his eyes were full of small stars, and the signals for food were sent out one after another.

The cat is back, the cat is hungry, is there anything to eat?

Oda, who hadn't finished his lunch, stood up and opened the cat food cabinet. The two cats who were entangled with him immediately responded enthusiastically, and even Chuya cat ran up.

Cats are alive, eating and drinking are important things.

Ajimao: "Meow!" Canned crab meat!

Ranpo Cat: "Meow~" Canned beef!

The two who disagreed met each other's eyes, and Ajimao patted the black cat with its paw, and the black cat immediately fought back, and the two cats immediately fought, just like Dazai Osamu and Ranpo who had just quarreled.

Osamu Dazai watched the cats fight with relish: "Sure enough, the relationship is not good."

Luanbu looked at the black cat who was at a disadvantage, full of displeasure, and the detective who helped his relatives and ignored him forgot what happened just now, and rushed forward to help Maomao fight.

As a result, Mr. Detective, the weakest fighter, was KO'd by two cats

"Hahaha..." Osamu Dazai would never let go of any opportunity to laugh at Ranpo!

Osamu Dazai who made a sound suddenly became the target of the two cats again.Especially for Ajimao, Osamu Dazai has the invisible hatred mark of cats on his body.

Aha listened to the sound for a long time, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and ran out from the inside, "Wow!"

Crazy huskies, come on!

Just when the two cats were making a fuss, Nakaya Cat, who was not involved, jumped onto the cabinet of cat food and cat cans, put its paws on the cans of tuna cats, and looked at Sakunosuke Oda.

what.

Oda turned his head to look at the other cats in the happy fight. Because of Aha's joining, the whole battle situation escalated instantly. It seemed that there would be no result for a while, so Oda decided to obey Chuya Mao's choice.

The cat who had no idea that he was being robbed turned around and filled his bowl with red canned tuna.

Chuya cat buried his head in hard work, trying to resist the invasion of Aji cat by filling the entire cat bowl with the cat's face.However, the cow cat also has its own killer move. The shameless cat opened its mouth and licked the Chuya cat. The ceiling of its combat power was frightened and jumped up, its cat's eyes widened in horror.

Ajimao showed its naughty smile again, and stuck its head into Nakayamao's cat bowl.

Chuya Cat: "...!!!"

The doctor was not there, so the little guy turned around and took Ajimao’s cat bowl away. When Ajimao turned around, Zhongya cat took its cat bowl and continued to gobble it up in the corner.

Fighting is impossible to fight!

The Zhongye cat has fought several times. During the fight, it was alive and well. When the doctor came back, the Aji cat immediately became a third-level disabled. He pretended to be pitiful and lied to the doctor for a hug!

If Ajimao knew what Jumao was thinking, he would probably laugh at it.

Naive, can't you pretend to be pitiful if you don't fight?

Ajimao, who learned from Sanhuamao, is even more shameless than Dazai Osamu.

On the other side, two good-for-nothings who couldn't beat a cat sat on chairs, and white souls seemed to float out of their mouths.There was an energetic husky squatting in front of them. Ahha was sticking out his tongue and his eyes were shining, as if saying, "Come and play~"

Terrible.

In front of Qiao Yu, the obedient Husky has never shown this side.

Just now when the husky rushed up, it was a random killing. Ajimao and Black Cat, who had been prepared for a long time, quickly avoided it. The first target, Osamu Dazai, and Ranpo who couldn't react, suffered a catastrophe, and Aha licked his face full of saliva.

After the two cats were licked so that they had nothing to love, the deity was also licked so that their souls came out of their bodies.

Oda came out with curry, looked at the two people, then glanced at the excited husky, and kindly reminded: "The dog's saliva should be washed off quickly, if it dries, the smell will not dissipate for a whole day."

Oda finally found the right way to open up the coexistence of Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo - close the door and let the dogs go.

Or let the cat go.

Oda looked down at the three full-fledged cats, and each found a place on the cat climbing rack to start cleaning after meals.