Become Fuxi's second marriage target [Hong Huang]

You Le was very angry about being played with by Fuxi and Hongjun.

But he and Fuxi were playing house from the beginning, and they knew each other well.

Even if Fuxi really had something to do with Hongjun, logically speaking, it wouldn't bother him. He didn't know why he was angry, so he became even more angry!

After thinking about it for a long time alone in the room, I finally came to a convincing conclusion - the reason why he was angry was that Fuxi wanted to sleep with him while playing house with him!

Yes!On the day they got married, if You Le hadn't resisted desperately, he would have been "picked up by the soap" by Fuxi!

ト辉解菹珹浠浠八级气肥——Snake nature is inherently obscene!

After thinking it over, You Le's mood eased a lot.

But Fuxi later entered the room to talk to him, but he didn't pay much attention to him.

He decided to start keeping a distance from Fuxi.

It's inappropriate for him to intervene in the affairs of the two of them, and he really doesn't want to talk to Fuxi anymore.

If nothing else, just pretend to be so good for him!

Fuxi has lived for so many years, and he hasn't said many words in total, let alone coaxing others.

It has been more than 4000 years since he last coaxed people.

Therefore, he coaxed You Lelai dryly, and he didn't know what to say, so he could only hug Yule in his arms and rub against him constantly.

But You Le just ignored him, and occasionally responded to him with a few words, and he was still angry with him, which made Fuxi a little at a loss.

So, the next day, Fuxi found his "military adviser" Nuwa and asked, "Why is this happening?"

Fuxi overlooked one point. Although human beings were created by Nuwa, Nuwa has lived with him for so many years and has never had a relationship with anyone. In this regard, he is not as good as him!

I don't know why Fuxi trusts Nuwa so much.

"He ignored you?" Nuwa asked.

Fuxi nodded, and he hugged and kissed as Nuwa said, and said what ordinary people listened to, but You Le didn't respond.

Nuwa pondered for a moment: "This matter... you have to consult more professional personnel."

"More Professional?"

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"Do you two have anything to do with me?" The corner of Yue Yixian's mouth twitched slightly, looking at Nuwa and Fuxi in front of him.

You Le, Zhang Zezhou and Dong Huang went to work, Yang Jian took Xiao Tian and his family Xiao Meng out, ordering to collect wandering souls tonight.

Only he, Nuwa, Fuxi, and Hongjun are left in the apartment.

He can't afford to offend any of these three, especially Hongjun is his immediate boss, if he wanders in front of them and accidentally makes a mistake and deducts merits, it's not worth it!

Therefore, Yue Yixian originally planned to stay in the room for a whole day without coming out, but in the end he was dragged out after only playing half a round of the game.

At this time, he tried his best to smile and looked at the two people in front of him, as if he had nothing to say.

"You Le is ignoring me." Fuxi said concisely, "You are in charge of marriage, what do you think I should do?"

"Ignore you?" Yue Yixian wasn't there at dinner yesterday, so he didn't know what happened last night, "What did you do?"

"He didn't sit with me at dinner yesterday, and I said he got angry when he hugged me and sat down next to me," Fuxi said.

Yue Yixian heard it, and then said clearly: "It seems that he is just being shy."

Not only is Yue Yixian the god of marriage who knows marriage best, he has also been brothers with You Le for so many years and lived together for so many years, and he is also the one who knows You Le best in this apartment.

You Le has feelings for Fuxi, whether as a brother or as a god of marriage, he can see it.

"Really?" Fuxi's eyes lit up.

Yue Yixian habitually wanted to pat the shoulder of the person in front of him, but the moment he stretched out his hand, he suddenly realized that the person in front of him was not something he could casually pat.

So he feinted his gun, and made a hand gesture in front of Fuxi before taking it back.

Fuxi and Nuwa looked at each other, and looked at him inexplicably.

In order to ease the embarrassment, Yue Yixian chuckled a few times, and then said: "He needs an external force to push him, and you two will do it."

Before, he objected to You Le and Fuxi being together, it was entirely because You Le was not interested in Fuxi, and it was clearly taken by heaven, but if You Le was interested in Fuxi, he would be happy to see the result, and he would not mind helping Fuxi .

After all, he came down to earth because of the fate of You Le, the lone star of the evil spirit, which seriously affected his performance!

Thinking about it, Yue Yixian picked up the boiled water in front of him, took a sip as if he was making tea, and then said: "The seven emotions and six desires of ordinary people are very interesting and difficult to figure out, especially the word 'love' in it."

Fu Xi nodded seriously, he often felt that You Le was inexplicable, especially recently.

I only heard Yue Yixian continue to say: "The basis for mortals to judge whether they have a heartbeat is to see whether their heart is beating fast. Therefore, mortals have developed an effect called the 'suspension bridge effect'."

"Does it have anything to do with me and You Le?" Fuxi looked at the nonsense Yue Yixian in front of him with some dissatisfaction.

"Of course!" Yue Yixian retorted, and then he said earnestly, "In the mortal world, boys often take girls to amusement parks to ride roller coasters and other exciting projects, so as to scare girls and make their hearts beat faster. Accelerate, and finally take advantage of the opportunity when the other party doesn't know whether it's fear or heartbeat! Do you understand?"

"Is it because the more afraid you are, the more excited you are?" Fuxi asked puzzled.

"You can understand it in this way!" Yue Yixian replied, after all, the god in front of him didn't know much about the seven emotions and six desires, and he couldn't understand it even if it was complicated.

Seeing the sudden realization on Fuxi's face, Nuwa always felt a little uneasy.

She asked, "You...do you really understand?"

Fuxi took a look at her as it should be: "Of course."

Then he got up and left, and began to plan a "drawbridge effect" date for You Le.

Looking at Fuxi's back, Nuwa worried, "Why do I always have a bad feeling?"

"You're too nervous." Yue Yixian said indifferently, "I think Xihuang is enlightened."

Nu Wa: "...I hope so."

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After You Le returned from filming and had dinner with the crew, he started his part-time job—ghost hunting.

Although he didn't understand why ghost hunters didn't call Taoist priests, they called him an ordinary person who couldn't lift his shoulders, couldn't resist, and felt flustered when he saw ghosts.

But Meng Po said that he didn't need to go up in person, he just needed to be present to prove that he was there, and she didn't expect him to fight the evil spirit one-on-one.

"Let's go! I'm ready."

The few people who were about to go out to catch ghosts heard the reputation and saw You Le plugged in headphones, wearing sunglasses and wrapped in a down jacket!

"Why?" Yang Jian was dumbfounded, "You must be arrested for going out like this."

Recently, Qiuhu is fierce, and everyone is still wearing short sleeves. You Le wears sunglasses and a down jacket to go out at night. No matter how you look at it, you are crazy!

"You don't understand, it's called equipment!" You Le pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and answered with some complacency.

In fact, he is afraid of ghosts, if it comes from the visual fear, the weird sound effects in horror movies, and the eerie atmosphere.

So his set of equipment was carefully prepared by him!Sunglasses reduce the impact of grimaces on your vision, down jackets ensure body temperature so that your hairs don’t stand on end, and cheerful music plays in your headphones to keep you happy!

Coupled with the fact that there are several big bosses following him, he doesn't believe that there is anything else that can scare him!

You Le thought beautifully in his heart, but he didn't know that sometimes the gutter is the easiest place to capsize.

At this time, I saw Fuxi appearing out of nowhere: "I will go with you."

Yule's face instantly collapsed.

Yang Jian and Po Meng were quite happy: "Then thank you for your hard work."

A group of people just went out to catch ghosts.

During this period, You Le kept talking to Po Meng, but ignored Fu Xi.

"Currently we are assigned two tasks: the cemetery in the southern suburb of the city and an abandoned alley in the old city west of the city." Granny Meng looked at the files on her phone and said, "Where shall we go first?"

"Let's act separately." Fu Xi said, "This is quicker, You Le has to get up to film tomorrow morning."

"I'm in a group with Xiao Meng." You Le said decisively.

"You and I are in the same group." Fuxi had a tough attitude, and gave Meng Po a warning look by the way.

Meng Po silently took a step back in Yang Jian's direction: "I'll be in the same group as Erlang Zhenjun."

You Le didn't say anything, and still ignored Fuxi.

After that, several people began to split up.

Fu Xi put his arms around You Le's waist, white mist rose, and the next second they came to the abandoned alley in the west of the city.

The alley looks very dilapidated, with dilapidated red brick buildings on both sides, with various small advertisements and some chalk graffiti on them.

The building was very tall, the windows were all dark, and none of them had lights. All the residents in the building should have moved out.

The alley is very deep, about 200 meters long, and there is only one extremely dark street lamp hanging at the entrance, making a "sizzling" electric sound.

Looking in at a glance, I can only vaguely see a tree with teeth and claws growing in the house with a yard at the end of the alley.

You Le swallowed, such an alley, not to mention it is haunted, even if it is not haunted, he would never step in it!

"I'll wait for you outside. You go in and clean them up and they will come out." You Le said to Fu Xi.

How can this work?So how is his plan going?Fu Xi thought about it, so he said to You Le: "You still have to participate."

"I refuse." You Le said without hesitation.

However, in the next second, Fuxi picked him up by the waist and threw him in the middle of the alley.

"Fuck you..." You Le took the sunglasses angrily, and turned around to start scolding.

As soon as Jie turned around, she faced a head with messy hair, blood all over her face, only the whites of her eyes, and a missing chin.

"mom--!!!"

You Le let out a horrible cry, and then ran away.

The head pursued persistently behind him.

You Le couldn't run fast in his down jacket. Seeing the head getting closer and closer, he began to cry, "Fuxi!! Where the hell are you!!! Help me!!!"

At this time, Fuxi was calmly at the end of the alley, looking at him expectantly: "How is it? Do you feel that you really like me?"

You Le: "..."