Become Fuxi's second marriage target [Hong Huang]

You Le hasn't drank so much in many years, but this meal was not in vain. The next day, he didn't even try the audition, so he signed the contract directly with Zhang Zezhou.

This was his first serious drama since graduation. Although he had a severe hangover headache when signing the contract, it couldn't overwhelm You Le's excitement. He even thought of pulling Zhang Zezhou to have another drink.

In the end, Zhang Zezhou refused: "No, no, I can't move anymore. When I left your community this morning, I was still drunk, and I fell on a watermelon. I haven't recovered yet."

"Did you step on the melon skin? Didn't you get hurt? Who is so ungrateful?" You Le asked.

"It's not melon rind, it's watermelon. I didn't get hurt, it just hurt from the fall." Zhang Zezhou laughed.

"watermelon?"

"Yes, a whole watermelon. I wonder too! Why is there an extra watermelon on the road? I can still stand on it?"

You Le faintly felt that something was wrong, and when he went back to ask, it really had something to do with the ancestors at home.

"He is the boy next to Tianzun Yuanshi, who came down to the world." Yue Yixian explained, "These people have had a feud with Tianzun, and they usually can't find an excuse to trouble Tianzun, so they took revenge on him shamelessly. A boy who has experienced calamity in the mortal world."

"Didn't you just let him fall?" Yang Jian put his arms around Xiaotian and ran down his soft hair, saying, "Back then, when we were young, he smashed half of Xiaotian's canine tooth with a jade bone. ! If my uncle didn't stop me, I would have pulled his beard off a long time ago!"

As he said that, while playing the game, Xiaotian opened his mouth very cooperatively to show You Le that half of his right side was broken, which looked like a small tiger tooth that had been smoothed out.

"It's cute." Nv Wa, who was holding the tablet and watching the soap opera with her legs crossed, glanced at her and commented.

"Cute?" Yang Jian said dissatisfied, "Do you know that Xiaotian has closed himself because of this? Now he can only release himself in the game."

As he said that, he hugged Xiaotian even tighter with pity, but Xiaotian didn't react much, his eyes kept staring at the phone screen and never left.

At this moment, You Le only felt a tightness around his waist, and turned his head to see that Fuxi sat beside him at some point. Gently rubbing against Yang Jian's Xiaotian, You Le vaguely saw a trace of envy in his eyes...

Seeing this, he couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, and silently moved his butt to the side.

It suddenly occurred to him that Zhang Zezhou said last night when he was drinking that the fortune teller said that he was destined to be a fairy, but now it seems that this fortune teller is quite accurate.

As a good young man who grew up under the brilliance of Marxism, he never believed in these feudal superstitions, but he felt that it was necessary for him to count now.

Fortunately, Zhang Zezhou just fell down, nothing serious.

The crew didn't rehearse today, and You Le still had a headache, so he said a few words to them, and went back to the room to lie down.

After lying down until evening, Fu Xi knocked on the door and came in: "Can I make you sweet and sour pork ribs tonight?"

You Le buried his head in the quilt, and responded muffledly.

As soon as Fuxi went out, the doorbell rang outside, and then Yue Yixian yelled at You Le's room: "You Le! The police are looking for you!"

You Le turned over impatiently, what kind of police...fuck the police? !

He sat up from the bed in a jerk. He just woke up and couldn't turn his head around, police?What did the police want him for?

He has always been law-abiding. He drank alcohol and didn't drive last night. Why did the police come to the door by name?

"Mr. Youle lives here, right?" A strange and cold voice sounded from the living room.

"Yes yes yes, he will come out soon." Yue Yixian replied and shouted at the same time, "Yu Le—"

You Le immediately turned over and got out of bed, combed his somewhat messy hair with his hands: "Come here!"

As soon as You Le came out of the room, he saw a tall, handsome policeman standing at the door holding a bunch of file bags. Unlike the uniforms worn by ordinary policemen, this man's uniform was red. This was the first time You Le saw him. Uniforms of this color.

Seeing You Le coming out, the little policeman showed his ID with a smile, and then asked, "Are you Mr. You?"

You Le confirmed it, the certificate should be real, but the uniform of this color... which attribute is it?

"May I ask you what you want from me?" You Le asked politely.

"That's right. I'm from the relevant state department. There have been a lot of disputes between the human world and other worlds recently."

"what?"

"We used to deal with it here, but every time we encountered a problem that couldn't be solved, the other five realms always liked to practice Tai Chi, which made us very helpless. Today, we received a notice from our superiors, saying that the heaven realm has also established relevant departments , so I followed the instructions of my superiors and found you here."

"We... still have such relevant departments..." You Le was surprised.

"Of course, our system is very complete." Said, the little policeman handed the file bag in his hand to You Le, "These are the recent troublesome incidents for us, please leave it to you."

Then, the police politely rejected Yue Yixian's proposal to invite him to stay for dinner, turned around and left.

The sun has already set in the west, and there is only a smear of setting sun hanging in the sky, and the sky is soaked in dark blue with splashed ink.

Fu Xi is making sweet and sour pork ribs for You Le in the kitchen. There is a soap opera on TV in the living room, but no one is watching. Everyone is busy with their own business.

Xiaotian stared at the game characters on the phone screen for a long time, and finally pulled Yang Jian's clothes corner: "I want it."

At this time, Nvwa suddenly rushed over: "I, Nvwa, send money, pinch it for you, understand?"

Xiaotian: "..."

Donghuang Tai looked at You Le, who was flipping through the documents, whose face was getting uglier, and elbowed Yue Yixian who was beside him: "You Le's face is not very good."

Seeing this, Yue Yixian stepped forward and put his arms around You Le's neck, and asked, "What's the matter? I find it difficult? It's okay, it's always been like this from the beginning."

He said with a smile: "Now that the drama over there is finalized, your part-time job as a 'mother' is gradually on the right track, and your career is about to usher in a second spring!"

"Chun's head!" You Le slammed the document in his hand on the sofa, "What are these things? Underworld Express: Naihe Bridge traffic jam, please help clear it? How to clear it? Choke me to death and send me to Naihe Bridge Is it? And this, Niu Erwa, the son of the Cowherd and Weaver Girl, is getting divorced, so let me help you coordinate? Isn’t the son of the Cowherd and Weaver Girl a god? Why are you sent here?”

You Le glanced at the sender on the document—Yue Lao...

You Le took the document in his hand and tapped it on the head of Fairy Yue Yi: "Is it you who wrote it! Did you do it on purpose?"

Yue Yixian hid to the side: "I really didn't mean it. That Niu Erwa was born in the mortal world by the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, and his household registration is in the mortal world."

"You are not in charge of the marriage of mortals?"

"Of course I care. I will marry gods and mortals, but this Niu Erlang and his wife are mortals. I can't intervene in this kind of marriage between the two worlds." Yue Yixian spread his hands.

"What's the point?" You Le kept talking more and more.

"His parents were born in Xingxiu, and his mother is the niece of Queen Mother Xi, what reason do you make?" Yue Yixian curled his lips.

"This... What kind of nepotism is this? It's too backward!" You Lezhuan said to Fu Xi who had just made ribs and served them on the table, and the latter looked confused.

Seeing Fuxi's dazed face, Yue Yixian couldn't help but hide behind Chao Youle.

"I don't know Niu Erlang, and I don't understand the conflict between his couple. How can I mediate for him? Or should I help him file a divorce lawsuit and let professionals do it?" You Le broke down.

"Isn't professional knowledge right in front of your eyes?" Yue Yixian said, "The number of divorces my grandma has sentenced is more than the number of days your judges in the world have lived!"

"Didn't you just say that you have no right to manage?"

"I'm not qualified now, but if you send me a document and a stamp, I'll be qualified." Yue Yixian explained.

I'm...You Le swears and chokes back: "What chapter? Why don't I know what chapter is there? No one gave me a chapter."

"We carve the chapters of the heavens by ourselves. Didn't Fuxi just buy a radish today? You just ask him to carve one for you." Yue Yixian said indifferently.

"Are all chapters in the heavens so casual?"

"Otherwise, how can we reflect that our heaven is different?"

"..."

Zhang Zezhou's play was scheduled to start half a month later. You Le greeted the theater in advance, and the director of the theater was very happy for him. Such a good seed is finally coming out.So with a big wave of his hand, he gave You Le a half-month leave to adjust his state at home.

You Le originally planned to lead the family's ancestors to have a good time, but thanks to the various cases sent by the "relevant departments", he almost didn't travel all over the six worlds in the past ten days.

"I don't dare anymore!" You Le slammed the information in his hand, which read - the Dragon King of the East China Sea drank in frustration, which caused the rainy Moutai in City C to exceed the standard, causing all the drivers in City C to drink and drive.

"What the hell are these shitty things? Didn't you say that I only care about the affairs of the mortal world? This is clearly a matter of dereliction of duty by public officials in the heavenly realm. What's the matter with the anti-world? What's the matter with the anti-world?!"

Seeing this, Fuxi quickly handed him a glass of water, and patted his back lightly to express his comfort.

You Le glared fiercely at the culprit beside him: "What about getting rich, where is the money? Where is my money? I paid my salary yesterday, and I looked at the balance: 1354. I was exhausted and ran around the whole six worlds. This is The treatment that people can give?"

In the past half a month, he understood what a 'mother' is, and what manages the entanglement between the Mortal Realm and the other five realms!As long as it's something they don't want to care about, the things that are easy to argue and offend others are thrown to themselves!

You Le fell on the sofa and said, "Whoever wants to do it, whoever wants to do it, anyway, I won't do it."