Become Fuxi's second marriage target [Hong Huang]

"Welcome to Nantianmen."

The blinding white fog dissipated, and You Le could see the scene in front of him clearly. The surrounding area was desolate, and several houses under construction were scattered among the weeds. There was a bus stop sign beside him, which read "The end of the three-way bus. stand".

"Nan, Nantianmen?" You Le looked at the man with red hair and golden eyes in front of him with a mentally retarded face.

The man nodded and smiled gentlemanly.

You Le looked at the small house standing next to the stop sign in front of him, but only one story high with mottled walls.

There is a blue sign hanging on the main entrance of the house, with four bold characters written on it - public toilet.

The next second, You Le took out his phone with a cold face: "Hello? The police station? Yes, I want to report the crime..."

"I'm really not a liar!" The red-haired man held You Le's hand and seemed to be on the verge of collapse.

"Well, yes. I was kidnapped. I don't know if it's a pyramid scheme or a cult."

"Go in! You'll know when you go in!" As he said, the man pulled You Le and tried to pull him into the door of the public toilet.

You Le stood there, as steady as an old dog: "He doesn't have a weapon in his hand, and he's trying to pull me into that toilet right now...I'm not sure if they have any accomplices, please hurry up..."

Before You Le finished speaking, he was staggered by the man and stepped on the stone steps of the toilet door.

In the next second, the world was spinning, and when he realized it, he was standing on a Qionglou, with clouds and mist in front of him and a sky full of neon lights, surrounded by carved beams and painted buildings, Luo Qi flying, and there were still a few people in the sky sitting on cranes facing the wind. go……

"Clap!"

The mobile phone in You Le's hand slipped to the ground, and the policeman on the other end of the phone saw that he was silent, and called anxiously: "Hello?! Sir, are you okay?! Hello?! First...beep..."

You Le was so shocked that his face was expressionless. After a while, he spit out two words from his mouth: "Fuck, trough."

This should start with You Le getting off work today.

For You Le, today was an ordinary day. He started work normally, performed normally, left work normally, finished get off work normally, and then met his abnormal roommate and went home together.

At this time, the setting sun was just right, and the huge sun in the sky burned the clouds red, as if the gods had overturned the colorful colors and dyed the sky.

At this time, it was the rush hour for get off work, the traffic jam on the road could not move, and the sound of horns was loud.

"Why does your dating agency still have activities?"

"That's right, no matter what business you do these days, promotion is king."

"How to promote the matchmaking?"

"Tie one and get one free! Didn't you see that we are all wearing green hats today?"

You Le: "..."

While chatting, You Le and Yue Yixian shuttled through the bustling crowd.

Passing by the door of a handicraft store, a man dressed like a loach with big wings on his back distributed leaflets to passers-by, and You Le picked one up.

In the next second, he and Yue Yixian were stopped by this man with red hair and golden eyes who didn't know which anime character he was pretending to be, but who looked very nondescript.

"Congratulations! Sir, you have won the special prize in our company promotion!"

The red-haired man said exaggeratedly and excitedly: "You have become Fuxi's second marriage partner. Here you need to pay 25 yuan for hard work. Are you WeChat or Alipay?"

Yue Yixian: "..."

You Le: "...what?"

The man saw that You Le didn't understand, so he repeated: "Congratulations on becoming the second marriage partner of His Majesty Fuxi! Here you need to pay the little one a 25 yuan fee, WeChat and Alipay are acceptable, and credit cards are not accepted for the time being. "

"..."

"Do you think I look like a fool?"

After all, You Le stuffed the leaflet in his hand into the trash can on the side of the road, and then pulled Xian Yueyi away without looking back.

The two cursed as they walked, "Why is it that not only Tony treats people as blind these days, but liars also start to treat people as fools?"

"I don't know which hospital is so irresponsible. It's obviously not cured, so why was it released?"

The man blocked their way again: "The way of heaven is the proof! I am definitely not a liar. Fuxi! Don't you recognize Fuxi?!"

You Le was expressionless: "I don't know, I'm still the Prince of the Demon Fairy. If you don't get out of the way, I'll call the police..."

Before You Le finished speaking, a white mist covered his eyes.

In the next second, he and that flirty red-haired man appeared in front of the public toilet at the bus terminal of No. [-] bus...

You Le's grandmother is a fortune teller, and his grandmother once told him to remember to read the almanac when going out, otherwise it is easy to bump into some unclean things.

You Le, a socialist three-good youth, scoffed at this, and often taught his grandma that feudal thinking was bad.

Facts have proved that if you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of you.

Although he didn't know what he was encountering now, but how could the things in the public toilet be clean? !

Looking at the scene in front of him, You Le wanted to cry but had no tears.Is he in the public restroom now?Are the clouds flying that day, or are they flying?

"You are my wife?"

In front of him was a beautiful man with black hair, purple eyes, handsome eyes and sculpted eyebrows, who was wearing a white jade crown, dressed in a black brocade robe with strong bamboo patterns, and swayed his snake tail.

You Le sat on the exquisitely carved and embroidered couch, unmoved by the beauty, and just babbled: "Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony..."

"Your name is You Le?" The snake tail climbed onto You Le's calf, and the dark blue scales exuded a cold light, rubbing against him in a soothing way.

"Freedom! Equality! Justice! The Rule of Law!"

The touch of the snake's tail between his legs made You Le tense up, his hairs stood on end, goose bumps appeared layer after layer, and his voice changed accordingly. He tried to look straight ahead without squinting!

You Le suddenly raised his voice an octave higher, startling the man in front of him. The man still had a straight face, but he seemed to be trying to make his voice gentle: "You can rest assured that it is God's will. From today on, you and I, When the case is raised, the eyebrows are equal, and the face is always together."

"Patriotic! Dedicated! Integrity! Friendly!"

"Your daughter-in-law seems to be a fool!" The black-haired woman who was sitting leisurely manicuring her nails leaned over and looked You Le up and down, and said with a smile when she saw him stunned.

"I think you're a fool!" The man defended himself, saying that the snake's tail climbed up to You Le's waist, and he hooked You Le into his arms with force.

You Le's voice was instantly stuck in his throat, and he could feel it through the fabric behind him. The cold touch that didn't belong to humans made him shiver, and he didn't know whether it was from the cold or from fright.

"Why are you starting to tremble?" The man frowned, looking at You Le in his arms with concern, as if looking at a stray cat that was afraid of people.

"Everyone is like this." The woman stretched out her hand and pinched You Le's face, "I'll get close to you after a while."

"You know again?"

The woman rolled her eyes: "I pinched it so I don't know?"

Hearing this, the man lovingly hugged the person in his arms tighter, and rubbed You Le's head with his chin: "I have a wife."

Although he has no expression on his face, it can still be seen from the cheerful tail of the snake that "slapped" on the ground that he is in a very good mood.

And You Le, who was in his arms, felt that he was already a dead person.

Under normal circumstances, when he sees a snake not jumping up and flying three feet high, it is considered that Newton's coffin is tightly pressed!

Now, he is being hugged by a snake spirit in the toilet who came out of nowhere, and the huge, terrifying snake tail is still wrapped around his waist.

Some people are alive, but he is dead, which is the best way to describe You Le at this time.

He looked at the woman with a white snake tail dangling in front of him, his eyes were loose.

"Why don't I remember that I pinched him so beautifully?" The woman looked at You Le's face, very satisfied, "If I had known that he would become your wife, I would have pinched him a frog's mouth."

"You dare." Following the man's soft shout, the whole hall gave off a faint roar.

You Le shuddered, but the woman beside him laughed in disapproval.

At this time, only the noise outside the hall was heard.

"You can't go in!"

"Why can't you go in?! What the hell are you doing in there?! Robbing people in the street! Retired cadres are amazing! Get out of the way! You Le—"

"You, you calm down first!"

Yue Yixian? !

Hearing the familiar voice, You Le seemed to grasp the life-saving straw in an instant, and suddenly began to shout hoarsely: "Old, Lao Yue?! Lao Yue, save me—save me—I'm fucking dying— —”

The man was startled by Yule's sudden hoarseness, and the snake's tail wrapped around his lower body tightened a bit.

He looked at the dying person in his arms expressionlessly, and his eyes shone with surprise when such an exuberant life suddenly burst out.

"old--"

"Snapped!"

You Le, who didn't dare to move at first, suddenly began to struggle, but as soon as he moved, the snake tail slapped on his calf.

No pain, just a little tingling.

But You Le seemed to have been sucked out of all the strength in his body, and he fell down quickly, afraid that if he made any moves, he would anger the monster behind him and let the monster swallow it in one gulp.

"You really can't go in..."

"Why?! Are they afraid that people will know about such a nasty thing?!"

"That kid is a lonely fate. I can't do anything about him. How dare he marry? Are you afraid of killing him?!"

Just listen, Yue Yixian's cursing voice is getting closer.

Then, there was a roar, it should be that the majestic door of the white marble hall with gilded and carved patterns was pushed open.

Then, there was a burst of hurried footsteps, coupled with Yue Yixian's cursing voice.

"Are I in charge of the marriage or the Eastern Emperor?! If he really has nothing to do, go and ask that brat next door to shoot arrows! What the hell is he doing here?!"

A white mist drifted into the hall, and You Le tensed his body tightly, for fear that another monster would run out.

When the fog cleared, I saw a few women with fluttering lotus sleeves surrounding a man wearing a silver crown and a red round-neck brocade gown, persuading him: "Calm down first... you..."

You Le's eyes widened instantly, looking at the strange yet familiar man in front of him in disbelief.

Yue, Yue Yixian?

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty." The women bowed and said cautiously, "Lao Yue insisted on breaking in, but we couldn't stop him."

Yue Yixian ignored them, flicked his long sleeves, and looked at You Le who was surrounded by men in his arms with concern. Seeing that his clothes were neat and his limbs were not broken, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief: "Old You, Are you okay?!"

You Le's expression changed from the panic at the beginning to calmness, only to see him sarcastically "hehe" twice, and the next second, he rolled his eyes and passed out.

"Old You?! Hey? Old You! Take heart!"

"Dead?" The man shook You Le, who was unresponsive in his arms, and a trace of panic finally appeared on his expressionless face, "Why did you die?"

"Then, bury it while it's hot, and see if it can grow back?" The snake-body woman also lost her footing.

Yue Yixian: "Are you... are you serious?"