beg for chivalry

So Jin Wu really grilled fish for the old beggar.

The Raksha ghost had already connected the dislocated hand in secret, but the bone on the other side was indeed broken, so he had to pick a kapok branch to fix the arm bone first, and only used one hand with green Brick built a small kiln, and found a few coins from the ancestral hall to wrap the fish.

The old beggar jumped around him: "The fire is too small!" After a while, he shouted again, "Where are the fish? Where are my fish!" The noise was disturbing.

The black-clothed assassin silently turned over the fish in the kiln. He was in a trance, and the smell of meat was overflowing, making people dizzy even more.The old beggar couldn't wait to grab the bamboo stick in his hand, pushed aside the paper dust and gnawed a few mouthfuls, scalding it so hot he gasped.Taking advantage of the gap between the crazy old man's feasting, Jin Wu went to the pool to splash a few mouthfuls of water, stumbled and picked out some of the things thrown aside to eat, and finally relieved himself from the extreme hunger|thirst.

It all seemed too outlandish.Jin Wu thought, he was going to come here to kill people, but somehow this man turned out to be an old lunatic, an invincible lunatic, not only was he beaten severely, he even grilled fish for this man.

Seemingly quite satisfied with his craftsmanship, the old beggar said: "Okay! Okay! You should join my Fire Army. With your three-legged cat skills, it's too difficult to be a pawn, but a cook is fine."

Jin Wu couldn't laugh or cry.

He is the evil spirit of Houtianlou, the sharpest knife in Jinbu, but all martial arts skills seem to be nothing more than the skills of insect script in front of this old beggar, he is like a handyman now, letting everyone handle.

The old beggar satiated with food, wiped his mouth in satisfaction, hiccupped and said, "If you don't want to be a cook, just go to the nursing home with me. Just stretch out the broken bowl and you'll get a good meal. Be happy! Be happy!" He said Picking fish bones between his teeth, he looked around, "You see, people are not exchanged for things. No matter how spacious the house is, it is still a broken tile in the end? No matter how rich and princely it is, the Tongling Golden Cave is just a miserable place today." It's desolate. It's too bad to be reduced to live with a rough person like me!"

The courtyard is barren, the trees are sparse and cool, and only a few dilapidated halls and houses are left in the magnificent halls of the past. The prosperous scenery has been turned into green tiles and broken walls.

Jin Wu was still confused about this place, he was confused by Zuo Buzheng, and he didn't even know how far Fengyuan was from here.He said, "Where is this?"

The crazy old man slapped his chest loudly, "My house!"

"your home?"

The old beggar jumped up and pointed at the flower stand, "Look, is this crabapple blooming well? Isn't it? My mother-in-law planted it." The dry and cracked clods in the flower stand were frantically gathered by him, It fell from the edge of the platform to the ground with a splash.

After messing around on the flower bed and making his head and face dirty, the old man pointed at the withered Zhen Nan and said, "Look! There, there is a swing hanging there."

The Raksha ghost followed the prestige, but the tree trunk might have been struck by lightning long ago, and it was split into two pieces, let alone the swing board.The old beggar boasted, "My grandson often plays on it, swinging high!"

Jin Wu twitched the corner of his mouth, he felt that this lunatic was talking nonsense, even he could tell that this mansion must have been built with carved railings and jade in the past, how could an old widower afford to live in it?He chewed a few mouthfuls, and secretly touched the iron dart among the debris.

But before he could hold the iron dart between his fingers, the old beggar's dark and hoarse voice floated over his head like a dark cloud: "Don't act rashly." The black-clothed assassin trembled imperceptibly, and heard the old man say again , "If you want to kill me again, I'll break your other arm, believe it or not? Look at your slender arms and legs, you can break them with just a light squeeze."

This didn't sound like a joke, Jin Wu felt a chill in his heart when he heard it.He threw the iron dart aside, backed away from the sundries with his hands raised, walked step by step into the shade of a tree, and sat down vigilantly.

The old beggar laughed: "That's right! Be obedient like a dog, I want you to eat as much bran and swallow as much vegetables, and you don't have to do anything. But, you can cook well, that's all." , you give me grilled fish, how about I throw shit balls at you?"

"What?" The Raksha ghost was stunned, confused.

The crazy old man patted his body in the tattered linen shirt, and shouted boldly, "This, this is called courtesy...reciprocity! You give me something to eat, and I'll hit you! Come on! Just throw it away!"

It was only then that Jin Wu remembered what the children in the neighborhood had done to him, and he realized that this lunatic was a weird person who would be willing to be beaten as long as someone gave him something to eat. , wouldn't it be a long time ago that he should have got it, and let the old man suffer himself a few times for nothing?

The assassin stooped to pick some gravel from the ground and kneaded it into the mud ball.He weighed it, and it was similar to the darts he usually uses.As for the sword, he is ninety percent sure, if it is a hidden weapon, then he is ninety percent sure.

Since the old beggar asked him to take action, he made up his mind to take this person's life within one round.But before he could make a move, the old lunatic said, "Wait a minute!"

The old man spat thick phlegm on the ground and winked at him, "How are you going to beat me?"

Jin Wudao: "How else can I fight? Hit it with a clay ball."

The beggar shook his head, "Wrong! It's ridiculous! Let me ask you how many clay balls you want to use?"

"Four." Rakshasa ghost said.

Unexpectedly, the old man became furious and reprimanded, "Are you going to answer me when I ask you? Stupid kid! If you are told to put your head and neck under the guillotine and into the white silk, will you die likewise? What is the use of a trump card?" Can anyone find out?"

This back and forth made Jin Wu lose his temper.He threw the mud ball in his hand, and said angrily, "Rorry, what do you want from me?"

Seeing the redness of his eyes, the old beggar laughed loudly instead: "You can't hold your breath anymore? What kind of business do you do for a living? When others provoke you, you will get angry. I see you Being able to live to this day is not because of your skill, but because of the kindness of others, you stupid bastard!"

Arguing with a lunatic is almost the same as suffering from a dumb man, and Jin Wu was almost irritated by him.When he got angry, he would get bored, and he didn't speak, he just squatted under the tree with his knees hugged, but Youbi's eyes were shining sharply.

The old beggar winked and said, "However, you didn't want to hit me with four clay balls, did you?"

He glared suddenly, and his voice was deep, "Not four, but five! You have five stones hidden in your other hand! Because you are cultivating the five-heart skill of passing Wennian!"

Jin Wu was originally looking dejected, but somehow the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.In the blink of an eye, he smiled miserably, jumped up like a leopard, stuck out his hand like an arrow from a string, and spilled a handful of gravel in no time!

Just now when he crouched under the tree, he took the opportunity to take out the iron dart on the side of the shoe upper and mixed it in the mud.He didn't know that he had touched the hidden weapon thousands of times, and he was already familiar with the way of sneak attack.

The five-mind technique is the most sublime branch of the mind-distracting method. Eyes, ears, nose, mouth, and mind are all in charge of one way, and viewing, hearing, smelling, speaking, and enlightenment are self-contained.With this skill, the national players will impress the world's best players. It is not a problem to guard against the open gun and hide the hidden arrow. It is also able to divide the mind into five purposes.

There are five darts thrown by Jin Wu, each of which has a different destination, some are as straight as a thoughtful way, and some are curved like a snake.With the delicate force exerted by his wrists and fingers, he made it lively and unpredictable.

But who would have thought that the old man giggled, took off his hemp shirt, grabbed all the iron darts, mud and rocks like the moon in the water, and suddenly shouted: "I'll give it back to you, go on!"

The bell-like roar had already shocked the Rakshasa ghost, and before he could react, the old beggar shook his hemp shirt, throwing back the hidden weapon he just threw back.This time the hidden weapon thrown back was faster and more terrifying, whistling past his ghost's face, and unexpectedly wiped a crack with the fierce wind it brought.

The black-clothed assassin rolled a somersault backwards, leaping up the crabapple tree like a cat, but suddenly a black shadow loomed in front of him, and the old beggar bounced up with all his strength on his legs, laughing strangely and catching him Pull the Raksha copper face hard!Jin Wu was suffering from pain, only felt the thin belt tied behind his head and tassel tassels stretched his head sorely, he simply tore off the mask violently, and at the same time flew out a leg and kicked fiercely between the old beggar's chest and abdomen!

The old lunatic yelled: "It's wrong, it's wrong! My son beat me!" As he said, he grabbed his ankle and threw him off the tree!

The Raksha ghost was thrown into a dizzy state, but before he could bend over and get up, the crazy old man jumped down like a big net bug, and pressed his butt heavily on his waist.

They fought from top to bottom of the tree, green plum blossoms and pink and white crabapple petals were all over the sky, Jin Wu opened his eyes and saw this scene, he was in a trance for a moment, but the next moment the old beggar grabbed the thin braid at the back of his head , The bones of the neck were pulled and creaked.

Jin Wu was stunned by the beating, and he had already begun to doubt his kung fu foundation in the past ten years.He felt that all of this seemed to be a dream, not to mention an opportunity to fight back, so far he was simply being beaten by the old man.

"Do you know why you can't beat me?" The crazy old man put his mouth next to his ear, and said mysteriously, "Because you are lazy, bad, and stupid. Have you studied hard every day in the past ten years? Yes Is it hard work to make up for one's weakness? No! You always think you can reach the sky in one step before you are ahead of others? Apart from that, you also do evil things.

Seeing the black-clothed assassin persevering and struggling to break free, the old beggar simply pulled the hemp rope and tied him to the tree trunk, entangled his braids in the hemp rope maliciously, and Jin Wu was in pain when he moved. grimace in pain.So the old man flicked his wooden clogs and went to catch fish in the pond, leaving only the tied-up Raksha ghost staring blankly.Jin Wu didn't have a sharp knife in his hand, and the hemp rope was thick and tight. He struggled for a long time without taking it off, and gradually became tired, tilting his head and dozing off.

Not long after, the old beggar caught some fish and came back, poking his cheek with the mouth of the fish: "Get up, grill the fish for me!"

Jin Wu was poked awake by him from his sleep, and had just been beaten up by him, quite reluctantly, he turned his head wearily.

At this time, the old lunatic suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled his face, and said seriously. "There are flaws in your exercises, and they are fatal flaws. How about this, if you grill the fish for me, I'll tell you, how about it?"

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A strange pre-setting of Hin: Sanniang didn't know how to cook when she was in Jinfu, and Aunt Mu and Jinwu drew lots to cook...