please be serious about love

"classmate?"

Yan Nuochun's right hand in front of him shook slightly, his eyeballs followed suit, and the hoarse voice asked again: "Student, are you alright?"

"What do you say hello to him, you are a fool!"

I have to say that the word "fool" really hit Yan Nuochun's Achilles' heel. Just because he's always being silly and happy alone doesn't mean he's really stupid, but there are always people who call him a fool to the slow-moving him. , and then he developed a skill: Whenever he heard these two words, his brain nerves would run fast and turn into a chatterbox.

"You are a fool! I was just thinking about how to express my admiration and respect for him and my contempt for you to this classmate who is more polite than you and more mature than you. If there are too many results, I don’t realize that it doesn’t mean I’m stupid! Besides, you’re really rude. You’ve only known me for a long time, so you can call me stupid. I haven’t called you stupid yet! But my lord has a lot of disagreements with you. This person cares, after all, we will see each other when we look up and look down!"

After finishing the long speech without panting, Yan Nuochun cleared his throat, quickly reached out and grabbed the white right hand in front of him, and said, "My name is Yan Nuochun, please give me your advice in the next four years! "

The faces of the other two people present expressed their surprise at this very well. Yan Nuochun took advantage of this to touch his right hand and sighed in his mind: Emma, ​​this person's hand is really smooth and tender .

Fortunately, Yan Nuochun didn't know how to write with an inch. Seeing that neither of them refuted him, it didn't take long for his chattering skills to go out again, and then he took his hand back very cowardly, and made several strides in a row He stepped back to find the wooden chair on the left side of the balcony and sat down, then... pretended to be deep.

Although he was pretending to be deep, he never let go of the conversation of the people next to him.

"Ah! That! My classmates, I'm sorry! Tang Xiyun speaks without thinking!"

As soon as Yan Nuochun sat down, he came back to his senses. Lu Xiaofan quickly pulled Tang Xiyun beside him and ran over to apologize. After speaking, he said to Tang Xiyun with dignity: "Quickly apologize to my classmates! Look at how you speak! "

The tone is very serious, but with that hoarse voice, there is really no atmosphere at all, and the gentleness does not seem to be admonishing others at all.

However, Tang Xiyun ate this. He turned his face away and looked at the wooden cabinet next to him. Dissatisfaction was written on Jun's face, but he said, "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to say that!"

Hehehe, didn't you also apologize obediently for being made up by me!

The pride in Yan Nuochun's heart began to fill his mind with the image of Tang Xiyun walking around behind his buttocks with a shy face. opened again.

The eyes of the three people present shot directly at the person who came in with a large bag at the door. The person was stunned when he saw this scene, and then immediately greeted him in a friendly way: "Hello, classmates!"

"Hello teacher!"

Yan Nuochun's face turned pale when he answered the last words in an instant. After two or three seconds of silence, Tang Xiyun burst into laughter with a "poof", and even Lu Xiaofan couldn't help laughing so much that he hugged his stomach. The man who entered the door smiled very politely, if the bags in his hand didn't drop one after another.

"What are you laughing at?"

Yan Nuochun had the feeling of seeing an angel when the person walked in amid wild laughter, he rushed over and kicked away the scattered luggage, and said with a friendly expression on his face: "Student, are you also in this dormitory? "

"Ah, you too?"

The inexplicable four words written on the man's face were almost engraved in big characters. Yan Nuochun really couldn't control so much, so he immediately introduced himself: "My name is Yan Nuochun, and I also live in this dormitory. call?"

"My name is Xu Wen."

While talking, he walked towards the wooden bed on the right side of the balcony, put his luggage next to the wooden chair, looked at Yan Nuochun who came with him, and asked, "Is there no one sleeping on this bed?"

"No, no, we haven't..."

Before he finished speaking, when he looked up, Yan Nuochun was embarrassed. His suitcase was still at the door, and Tang Xiyun's luggage was placed on the wooden table near the left hand side of the door. Among the people who scattered their luggage all over the place Some luggage was kicked by Yan Nuochun under the wooden table on the right hand side of the door, and now Xu Wen chose the wooden bed on the right side of the balcony, which means: he can only choose the wooden bed on the wooden chair he just sat on .

Isn't this already decided on their respective beds?

For some reason, Yan Nuochun, who was a little frustrated, lost interest in continuing to deal with Xu Wen, and ran to his suitcase to pick it up, then walked back and put it on the side of the wooden chair, and began to wait and see again. plan.

Seeing him like this, Xu Wen started to pack his luggage without saying anything, while the others stopped laughing when his plan was going on, and went about their own business.

All of a sudden, everyone was packing their luggage, putting clothes and other things in the wooden cabinet, taking out the washing things and so on, busy.

Among these people, Yan Nuochun, who had been standing beside the suitcase in a daze, seemed very unique. Lu Xiaofan looked at him, but he was curious about what this person was doing, so he slowly stopped what he was doing.

"what happened?"

Tang Xiyun asked while taking out a notebook, Lu Xiaofan made a shush gesture to him, then pointed to Yan Nuochun, expressing his curiosity.

What is that man doing?

As soon as Tang Xiyun had this question in his mind, Yan Nuochun next to him moved, and he bowed to the suitcase in a funny way, sighed, and said in a low voice, "Oh, yes, I'll just open it for you !"

Yan Nuochun, who started to unpack the luggage one by one after speaking, didn't feel the eyes of the people around him at all, and he took out all the contents of the suitcase on the wooden table very comfortably.

After completing this series of tasks, he began to stand there again.

"You said... is this person really stupid?"

Tang Xiyun leaned close to Lu Xiaofan's ear and asked in a low voice, Lu Xiaofan shook his head, expressing that he was also a little suspicious, it's not normal to be in a daze while doing these things.

Fortunately, Yan Nuochun didn't hear Tang Xiyun's words, otherwise he would have to use his chattering skills again. What he was thinking about at the moment was the whereabouts of each object, in order to complete this long list of sorting tasks conveniently and quickly.

To be honest, as long as the habit of thinking before doing something is completely out of his improved version of being lazy, Yan Nuochun would just sit there when he was lazy when he was young, and his parents would always show up in time. gone?OK, walk with your back on your back.Refusing to eat something?OK, feed him.Clothes refused to wear?OK, help him wear it.

The result of all kinds of spoiling is that he was too lazy to take textbooks when he was in elementary school. Only then did his parents realize that his laziness was deeply rooted in his bones. In order to cure his laziness, they took countermeasures. Ken left?Then just leave it there and ignore him; refuse to eat it?It’s okay to be hungry for a few meals; don’t you want to wear clothes?Let him freeze and take medicine at worst.

The most frightening thing is that you are too lazy to take your textbooks?It was Yan Nuochun's nightmare during that time until he got it. All kinds of domestic violence made him maintain a high degree of vigilance and spurn against violence.

In order to be freed from domestic violence, Yan Nuochun began to think about the great idea of ​​making a living by himself, but he is still lazy by nature, and the result is that before doing it, he must do some ideological education to entertain himself, otherwise he will Very unpleasant.

And ever since this kind of silly and joyful behavior was included in the ranks of fools by countless people who didn't understand, Yan Nuochun has been very restrained. He is not really stupid. Many people stared at him even when he was alone, Tang Xiyun and Lu Xiaofan were naturally one of them.

After thinking about it, Yan Nuochun emptied the things on the table within 1 minute with lightning speed, took the mouthwash cup in his hand, and walked happily to the toilet with the toiletries, leaving him alone. Tang Xiyun and Lu Xiaofan, who were startled by their quick movements, looked at each other, and a sentence was circling in their minds at the same time: Is this person really stupid or just pretending to be stupid?

As for the conclusion, it was not within the scope of Yan Nuochun's thinking from the beginning to the end.

Yan Nuochun, who was putting cups and other objects in the toilet at the moment, sighed sadly when he saw the ordinary face in the mirror: I really lost weight again!

Immediately, his stomach began to growl in a face-saving manner, and he subconsciously murmured: "I'm hungry..."

When Wang Tong walked into the toilet, he saw this tragic scene. The good young man who looked in the mirror in the toilet said that he was hungry, and then began to roll his eyes, as if he was looking for something in the toilet. One thing to eat.

"Uh, classmate, don't get excited..."

Wang Tong, who is honest by nature and doesn't know how to turn a corner, showed his love for his new roommate with actions. He walked over and grabbed Yan Nuochun's arm and dragged it out, still saying: "Don't look for food in the toilet, the place How can there be anything to eat? Even Xiang was washed away, right? Come, come, I brought some specialties from home, and I will share it with you!"

Standing next to Wang Tong, Yan Nuochun felt the unusual quietness of the dormitory. He was embarrassed. He just sighed and then went to see the toilet environment. He felt that the dormitory toilet was quite clean. , with a sausage stuffed in his hand...

The dark red sausage with a little bit of white looks like Xiang. Yan Nuochun wouldn't say anything to death, but he was hesitating how to tell Wang Tong the fact that the sausage was still raw and inedible.

But Wang Tong, who stuffed this thing for him, didn't think about it so much, and said in a very friendly way: "Student, you are welcome, we will be classmates in the future, and we should take care of each other!"

After finishing speaking, the whole dormitory was strangely quiet for three seconds, and then Lu Xiaofan's voice sounded: "Oh, by the way, everyone hasn't known each other yet! Come on, let me start first, my name is Lu Xiaofan, It's a sophomore here, one year above everyone. This is Tang Xiyun... Hurry up and introduce yourself!"

Tang Xiyun, who was dragged out by Lu Xiaofan of the Circus, rolled his eyes, but still answered: "My name is Tang Xiyun, what do you call me?"

"Xu Wen."

"Haha, my name is Wang Tong. I will be a classmate from now on. Don't be so unfamiliar. Everyone can call me Tongzi. Everyone in my family calls me that."

It doesn't take much effort to break up an embarrassing scene with one sentence, but is it impossible for a handsome guy to patent?

Yan Nuochun thought about it, and also answered the words: "My name is Yan Nuochun, serious Yan, promised Nuo, simple Chun, hello!"

He politely answered a greeting at the back. Yan Nuochun said that in the next four years, he would pretend to be struck by lightning in front of these three people. Anyway, there are lightning rods in the dormitory!

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