The president does not take medicine every day

Chapter 47: The Kitchen

Seeing Tang Xuanzhang's astonished expression and Feng Kai's expression of seeing a ghost, Fu Yi immediately realized that he had said something wrong.

But the words have been said and it seems impossible to take them back.

"That..." Tang Xuanzhang was about to say something, Feng Kai immediately pressed Fu Yi's head, smiled and said to him: "Don't mind, this guy calls sister-in-law to everyone. point."

Fu Yi: ...

Your sister ╭n╮(︶︿︶)╭n╮ despises you!

How do I know that you are so poor that you haven't done it yet!

Tang Xuanzhang twitched the corners of his mouth. He originally thought that most of the children were male and female, but he didn't expect it to be so serious that humans and animals were not distinguished. How much his brother is hated!

"No, it doesn't matter." Tang Xuanzhang waved his hand to express that he didn't mind. Who would care about a funny bixiong kid? He just silently lit a candle for Fu Yi's brother in his heart. Not to mention, Fu Yi really has a brother with a name His name is Fu Hua. He often said that he has seen through the red dust and vanity. If his family hadn't tied him down, he would have become a monk.

His father regretted more than once that he had given his eldest son the name Fu Hua, it was such a mistake that would cause eternal hatred.

Speaking of which, Fu Yi and his elder brother Fu Hua are really out of tune, one sees through the world, one plays life, can they play together?

The answer is of course no.

Originally, Feng Kai didn't mind that Tang Xuanzhang heard them discussing business affairs. After all, sooner or later, he belonged to him. However, the business affairs were mixed with personal matters that would cause him to misunderstand, so they couldn't talk in front of him.

So when Tang Xuanzhang came over, he happily ended this topic.

And Tang Xuanzhang was not interested in knowing what they were talking about. If he knew too much, he would be silenced. He was about to leave after delivering the refreshments, but it was a pity that Feng Kai stopped him.

Of the three people here, Fu Yi is the one who is redundant, and he is the one who should get out.

Fu Yi rubbed his nose and smiled ambiguously. He didn't have the consciousness of leaving at all. The moment he opened his mouth, he wanted to stay overnight. Recently, he was tortured by the old man at home. He had to find a place to take refuge.

And obviously Feng Kai is the best place to go here, because his old man's favorite person is Feng Kai. The old man said all day long that he learned from Feng Kai, didn't he just come to learn the scriptures?

Haha, I really want to know what else the old man has to say when he knows Feng Kai likes men. Although he changes partners frequently, they are all women anyway. That can make him hug a big fat grandson, Feng Kai Here, hehe, there is probably no hope.

"There's no room! There's a garage by the door if you want to sleep." Feng Kai stared at him heartlessly, why is he so shameless, I have refused several times!

There is no room in such a big villa, isn't this just talking nonsense?

Even Tang Xuanzhang's eyes became surprised, he thought that their relationship should be pretty good.

"Well, the only ones that can sleep are your room and mine, and the other rooms haven't been cleaned." Feng Kai explained, in fact, where things need to be cleaned, there are regular hourly workers to clean them.

"It's okay, let him sleep in my room, I can squeeze on the sofa." Tang Xuanzhang said very kindly.

Feng Kai immediately trembled when he heard the words: "No, if you want to sleep, you will sleep in my room." How can you let a bitch sleep in your daughter-in-law's room, and let your daughter-in-law sleep on the sofa?

As soon as he said this, Fu Yi and Tang Xuanzhang immediately stared at him with four pairs of four eyes.

"I mean, let him sleep in my room, I'll go to your room to squeeze." Feng Kai knew that his words might have caused a misunderstanding, so he pretended to be forced to say.

In fact, my heart is really dark, I finally have a fair excuse to sleep with my wife!After the last time, the daughter-in-law never let herself into his room again, it was just a snot and a tear, it was too sad.

Tang Xuanzhang shook his head reflexively: "Then it's better to let him sleep on the sofa." How about swelling? Last time, he almost killed someone. Who knows what will happen this time. It's impossible. Kai friend is not so important.

Fu Yi didn't expect Tang Xuanzhang to change his face so quickly, and his eyes suddenly became round.

Although Feng Kai didn't want Fu Yi to stay at all, he originally said that because he wanted to find an excuse to sleep with Tang Xuanzhang, but now it seems that he won't agree so easily, so he gave up.

"Okay." He finally nodded in compromise.

Fu Yi was about to cry, but why did he become so swollen that he needed to sleep on the sofa? Second Master Fu has never slept on a sofa in his life, okay? This is the first time he will contribute the sofa to Uncle Feng's house. Just don't be too sad.

So this matter was decided happily, except for Fu Yi, the two masters of the Feng family were quite satisfied.

Tang Xuanzhang looked at the time, it was almost noon, so he consciously ran to the kitchen to cook.

Feng Kai watched him leave, then got up to follow, stood by the door with a happy face and looked at Tang Xuanzhang, who was wearing a pink apron that outlined his slender waist, and started to work. This apron was bought by him when he was shopping yesterday. Zun is virtuous, he watched Tang Xuanzhang raised his arms to wash and chop vegetables, and began to fantasize in his heart that he was cooking without clothes and only wearing an apron. It would be even more wonderful if there was another kitchen play.

"Do you know what is written on your face now?" Fu Yi followed behind him with a look of contempt on his face. He really should let those outside who regard him as a male god and elite see if this is a male god or a male. Nervous, is it an elite or a mental illness?

"Happiness?" Feng Kai pointed out shamelessly.

"There is a Chinese character on the left, and a Chinese character on the right." Fu Yi shook his head and looked at the busy figure in the kitchen. His figure is really great.

Feng Kai glared at him immediately: "I'm not an idiot, you go and cool off."

After speaking, he stepped up and walked in, his expression became not too gentle: "Tang Tang, I'll help you."

Fu Yi stood outside and watched his stunt of changing his face in a second, which was comparable to the quintessence of Chinese culture. If Feng's family goes bankrupt in the future, Feng Kai can still act, and he will be a film king every minute!

People with skills are not afraid of bankruptcy.

Tang Xuanzhang knew Feng Kai's kitchen killer ability, and when he saw him come in, he panicked all of a sudden: "No need, Mr. Feng, uh, Kai, go and entertain the guests, I'll just come here." Don't help!Please sir!

Tang Xuanzhang himself didn't realize that what he said just now regarded him as the owner of this place, but Feng Kai noticed it, so he couldn't hide the smile on the corner of his mouth that was getting bigger and bigger, and his mouth would split if he pulled it off , so he became even more attentive: "It's okay, let me help you."

Husband and wife are of the same heart, and their benefits will cut through gold and wood!

Please let me go, sir!Tang Xuanzhang immediately went to stop Feng Kai's hand that was already picking up a cucumber. Because he was too eager, he almost bumped into it, and his hand had already completely held Feng Kai's hand: "Let me do it!"

The voice was so loud that Feng Kai was taken aback, but soon his attention was transferred to Tang Xuanzhang holding his hand.

My daughter-in-law took the initiative to shake my hand!

Then what?Then Feng Kai, who had a turbulent face and was caught in his own head, was pushed out of the kitchen by Tang Xuanzhang.

Seeing Feng Kai leave with a smile on his face, Tang Xuanzhang heaved a sigh of relief, Nima, the last time he helped wash the dishes, he smashed more than a dozen of them, and washing a tomato made the kitchen counter red, who knew he would cut it? Whether a cucumber will cut his "cucumber", this kind of kitchen killer is better not to enter the kitchen.It couldn't help anyway, and he had to clean it up in the end.

Because although Feng Kai can destroy, he can't clean up. Most importantly, he is a Virgo, and his obsessive-compulsive disorder is so serious that he can't tolerate even a little stain in the kitchen, even though he usually doesn't go into the kitchen at all.

Fu Yi sat on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, watching Feng Kai unconsciously swimming over, with a half-smile on his face: "Did you get kicked out?" It seemed that he knew everything well, but in fact, he had been seeing Feng Kai from head to toe, knowing Feng Kai After being pushed out, I quickly made it to the sofa, as if I wasn't peeping at all.

Feng Kai immediately regained his senses when he heard the words, then raised his sleeves and rushed towards Fu Yi, and began to chew on his face, completely venting his disappointment in not being able to enjoy the kitchen with his wife on Fu Yi. It's not that this outsider is here, maybe he's holding Tang Xiaozhang to post now.

In fact, there is no such possibility at all, but Feng Kai, as the brain tonic emperor, is simply a pediatrics.

Three minutes later, Fu Yi stood up from the sofa. His whole body was like a defeated rooster. His clothes were torn and his well-manicured hair was messy. Those who didn’t know thought that something happened to him. .

"You are shameless!" Fu Yi pointed at Feng Kai and complained.

"Yeah." Feng Kai took it shamelessly.

"You are ruthless." Fu Yi continued to accuse.

"Yeah." Feng Kai nodded, his love is naturally for Tang Xiaozhang, and naturally he doesn't need it for you Fu Yi.

"You're making trouble for no reason." Fu Yi's expression changed: "What about the pledge of eternal love that I once promised, you really don't know why I work so hard to change my girlfriend?"

Feng Kai's face also changed, what the hell is this guy talking about?

Before Feng Kai could say anything, Fu Yi's accusing voice continued to think: "That's right, it's not for you, don't you know that I have liked you for so many years, how can you...how? It's okay..." As he spoke, he lowered his head and pretended to be crying, but in fact he couldn't go on fooling around...

Fuck, Feng Kai felt bad when he heard him say that, what the hell is this guy talking about!

Then he froze.

Until the sound of fleeing footsteps came from behind.

Fuck blah blah blah blah! ! ! ! !

At this moment, Feng Kai only has one heart, what kind of grudge does Fu Yizhen have against you!Didn't I give you a hundred yuan?As for framing me like this!You wait for me!

When Tang Xuanzhang, who accidentally heard those words, ran away, his first reaction was that he felt a little sad for some reason, and then there were three big characters "it's over". Nima seems to have heard a secret that can't be said, will it Was murdered?

Feng Kai gave Li Fu Yi a look of "I'll deal with you later", and then ran after him.

Fu Yi watched the two disappear in front of his eyes one after another, scratched his head, and thought to himself that this time it seemed that he was playing a bit too big, so he should take the opportunity to sneak away.

I said silently in my heart, "Brother can only help you so far", and then hurriedly wiped the soles of my feet.