Record of Cultivation of Deflated Demons
Chapter 92
The whole dormitory is full of school feeding.Therefore, Geng Zhi also proclaimed himself a lone star in the animal protection world.
Will the little chinchilla be a new fate?
Ding Jingyi pushed Peng Yuan to the shop: "There is a pet shop here, it's really luxurious, let's go in and take a breath."
Peng Yuan's non-chieftain radar rang, and he fought back and grabbed Ding Jingyi: "The little guy is so cute, what if you make one?"
"This one in the pet store is definitely not a fairy. If you just keep one, what else can you do?"
Peng Yuan thought for a while, and it was the same reason, so he followed Ding Jingyi into the pet shop, and clicked on the Q&A website to search for "how to raise a chinchilla".
Ding Jingyi moved closer to the chinchilla cage: "The little guy is chubby and can jump, so unique!"
When the white chinchilla saw him, his face turned pale, and he turned around and got back into the nest.
Peng Yuan was also confused, it turned out that the non-chieftain radar was waiting here!However, why would my boyfriend be rejected by Totoro?
Ding Jingyi thought for a moment, seeming to have the same doubts.He walked around the pet store.
None of the animals who saw him had a good face: the turtle retracted into its shell, the goldfish swam to the other side of the fish tank in unison, and a fat blue man who couldn't tell if he was a pig or a cat even vomited on the spot.
"Ah, I almost forgot..." Ding Jingyi straightened up suddenly, "If you lose the power magic of the Goddess of Hunting because of breaking your oath, the additional punishment is that you will be hated by all the animals."
Although Ding Jingyi said it in a joking tone, with no expression on his face, Peng Yuan felt displeased when he heard it. It was just a normal lesson for a few weasels, and he had to bear the result of being hated by all the animals.
This standard should not be used to demand demons, even if it is imposed on all saints throughout the ages, it is estimated that few of them can meet the requirements.
Forget about it, Peng Yuan put his arms around Ding Jingyi: "There are fried cakes and cold noodles beside me, which one do you want?"
Ding Jingyi pressed his temples, and blurted out: "Anything is fine, it's fine, it's okay."
Peng Yuan patted it down: "Play three times with me, do you still want your ass?"
Ding Jingyi rolled his eyes: "Why didn't I know that the cat car has butter again?"
The two walked out of the pet shop happily, as if they had never been disgusted by anyone.
Peng Yuan still looked back, the white chinchilla poked its head out from the nest, met his eyes, and waved again.
Ding Jingyi also stopped, followed Peng Yuan's gaze and shot back, and the chinchilla retreated back to its nest.
Peng Yuan sighed in his heart, it's one thing for him to like animals, but if an animal doesn't like his boyfriend, that can't be regarded as true fate.
At this time, a familiar voice sounded behind them: "Hey, our disciples like you very much."
Peng Yuan turned around and faced Qian Feifei who was carrying a small satchel.
Ding Jingyi looked around: "Disciple? What disciple? Why can't I see it?"
Qian Feifei pointed to the white chinchilla, and when the white chinchilla saw her, it jumped up and down happily.
"That's our disciple Xiao Ruanruan, we're here to pick her up today."
Peng Yuan suddenly understood why the white chinchilla greeted him. It turned out that it was not the fate he thought, but the etiquette of the immortal reserve.There is not so much fate in the world, probably it all depends on self-made affection.
Qian Feifei ran to the cash register and stood on tiptoe: "I'll pay the balance for Xiaoruanrou."
The boss went over the bill: "The deposit of 1000 yuan has been paid, and the final payment is 500 yuan."
Peng Yuan was also taken aback when he heard the price, he only knew that Totoro was expensive, but he didn't expect Xiao Xiaoyi to be so expensive, it would be his official account's historical income.
Once the code scanning gun is fired, the transaction is completed.
While waiting for the shopkeeper to take the cage, Ding Jingyi waved to Qian Feifei: "You came alone?"
"Yes. Have you eaten cranberry bread, how delicious?"
Cranberry, the smell of Ding Jingyi's body smells differently to different people, and it is probably everyone's favorite smell.
Huixian smells like bread, Weasel smells like pineapple, Peng Yuan smells like roses.
Peng Yuan doesn't remember any special preference for roses, it should be the impression left by Ellowyn's time.
The past and the present are like two trees with intertwined branches, spiraling and growing into the same appearance.
Ding Jingyi squatted down beside Qian Feifei: "Thank you for the bread you sent last time, let's help you get things."
Peng Yuan knew that Ding Jingyi just wanted to look at Xiao Ruan Ruan more, after all, he didn't become half a fairy when he arrived in G City, and the little chinchilla in any pet store is also a disciple of a fairy, so he felt a little sad in his heart.
The boss rolled out a small cart: "Don't forget to take the gift."
The donated sand and grain were several times larger than Xiao Ruan Ruan, and Peng Yuan caught two bags with one hand.
Ding Jingyi also picked up the rest of the sundries, Qian Feifei took out three banknotes, knocked on the cage, and a cool breeze blew in the cage that had no electricity, and Xiao Ruanruan instantly lay flat into a rice ball, The white hair fluttered in the cool air.
The two entered the elevator with Qian Feifei, and Peng Yuan pressed the button of the B1 parking lot: "It's because you gods have a sense of ritual, I haven't bought anything in the mall for a long time."
"Because it is to pick up the disciples home, so you have to come in person, and you can't accept the courier."
Ding Jingyi smiled: "Are all the gods accepting apprentices in pet shops now? What's the new fashion?"
Qian Feifei had a serious face: "Because Xiao Ruanruan is so beautiful, she has been there alone for three years."
The elevator rang softly, Xiao Ruan Ruan in the cage covered her face shyly, Ding Jingyi coughed, and there seemed to be an atmosphere of saying something wrong.
Peng Yuan took a closer look. As the name suggests, the small soft chinchilla has soft and long hair, the main color of the body is white, the two ears are gray, and it can greet people. It is worthy of a chinchilla worth more than 5000 yuan. Should be unique in the market, right?
Worthy of such an expensive price, in Peng Yuan's view, it is normal that beautiful and expensive things cannot be sold. They need to wait, and waiting will bring better people.
Ding Jingyi paused for a moment, then asked again: "You chinchilla, how did you become a god?"
Qian Feifei replied: "We were also raised by someone. We were thrown out because of heatstroke, and the fifth brother who was on a business trip picked us up and sent them to the grandma of Hui's family for help. That's how we became immortal."
Qian Feifei said it lightly, and Peng Yuan felt sour when he heard it. This chinchilla is not a bamboo rat. He spent so much money to buy it and keep it at home, but he threw it outside because of heat stroke. No matter from the perspective of life or money, It's all unreasonable.
Ding Jingyi looked at the elevator panel: "It's not easy for a god."
Qian Feifei grinned: "Where are the monsters, how did the monsters become attached to foreigners?"
I'm afraid that the imposed character design can't be changed, so Peng Yuan still struggled a bit: "It's not a monster or a foreigner."
The corner of Ding Jingyi's mouth twitched: "I was summoned by him."
"I feel like you've known each other for a long time."
Ding Jingyi didn't answer, the elevator stopped, and the three entered the parking lot.
Peng Yuan looked at Ding Jingyi's face and saw that it was full of calmness, so he continued to answer: "Before that, it is the fate of the past life and the present life."
Qian Feifei nodded: "The past and present lives are great, we sometimes wonder if we were a foreigner in our previous life."
Peng Yuan thought for a while, chinchillas are native to South America, so Qian Feifei's consideration is also based on reality.
It is also quite strange to think that this little fairy in front of me might have been an indigenous girl in her previous life.
The two put their things in the van and were about to say goodbye when Qian Feifei suddenly said, "Thank you for helping us pick up our disciples, let's reveal a little secret. During the great heat, both of you will have a calamity, so you must not go out that day."
Peng Yuan's first reaction was to laugh: He didn't practice immortality, so why did he suddenly cross the catastrophe?With an attitude of serious discussion, he still opened the calendar on his mobile phone. The great summer in the lunar calendar is July 23 in the solar calendar. If there is no accident, it is Ding Jingyi's love day.
Qian Feifei added: "Although this catastrophe won't kill you, it will make you very unhappy."
Ding Jingyi was also taken aback: "This... is quite accurate. I have an appointment for a medical examination and I have to cancel it."
Qian Feifei nodded seriously: "Mmm, yes!"
Demons can only give birth on love days. Under Peng Yuan's supervision and the influence of science, Ding Jingyi made an appointment for an andrology examination, which is also a health-conscious operation.
Peng Yuan felt that the specialist examination once every thousand years was a bit shocking, but Ding Jingyi was a little excited no matter what he thought.
But this is good, maybe on the day of the inspection, half of the colonoscopes were found to be broken. Thinking about that scene, the pure society is really dead.
Peng Yuan patted Ding Jingyi: "You come to the country to do as the Romans do, so bear with it."
Ding Jingyi remained expressionless: "I'm used to it, life likes beating non-chiefs like us the most."
"I can't, I won't. You almost made an appointment with the Putian hospital, but I found out..." Peng Yuan turned to Qian Feifei, "However, after all, what kind of robbery is it?"
Qian Feifei closed the door of the van: "We are not good enough, and we can't see through it. But we are the master of wealth, so we can only see that your robbery has nothing to do with money."
Peng Yuan and Ding Jingyi exchanged glances. Both of them were full of confusion about the future. It is one thing to lose money, but it does not matter to lose property. It is just that the catastrophe is vague, and it sounds like mustard and soy sauce dropped on white clothes. It's a headache.
The two thanked and bid farewell to Qian Feifei. Watching the van drive out of the parking lot, Ding Jingyi patted Peng Yuan's waist: "Maoxian, can you think of a way to look at this matter?"
"Cat, you're a car..." Peng Yuan rubbed Ding Jingyi's waist while there was no one around, "Fuck you!"
Ding Jingyi was right in his arms: "Hurry up, hurry up!
Will the little chinchilla be a new fate?
Ding Jingyi pushed Peng Yuan to the shop: "There is a pet shop here, it's really luxurious, let's go in and take a breath."
Peng Yuan's non-chieftain radar rang, and he fought back and grabbed Ding Jingyi: "The little guy is so cute, what if you make one?"
"This one in the pet store is definitely not a fairy. If you just keep one, what else can you do?"
Peng Yuan thought for a while, and it was the same reason, so he followed Ding Jingyi into the pet shop, and clicked on the Q&A website to search for "how to raise a chinchilla".
Ding Jingyi moved closer to the chinchilla cage: "The little guy is chubby and can jump, so unique!"
When the white chinchilla saw him, his face turned pale, and he turned around and got back into the nest.
Peng Yuan was also confused, it turned out that the non-chieftain radar was waiting here!However, why would my boyfriend be rejected by Totoro?
Ding Jingyi thought for a moment, seeming to have the same doubts.He walked around the pet store.
None of the animals who saw him had a good face: the turtle retracted into its shell, the goldfish swam to the other side of the fish tank in unison, and a fat blue man who couldn't tell if he was a pig or a cat even vomited on the spot.
"Ah, I almost forgot..." Ding Jingyi straightened up suddenly, "If you lose the power magic of the Goddess of Hunting because of breaking your oath, the additional punishment is that you will be hated by all the animals."
Although Ding Jingyi said it in a joking tone, with no expression on his face, Peng Yuan felt displeased when he heard it. It was just a normal lesson for a few weasels, and he had to bear the result of being hated by all the animals.
This standard should not be used to demand demons, even if it is imposed on all saints throughout the ages, it is estimated that few of them can meet the requirements.
Forget about it, Peng Yuan put his arms around Ding Jingyi: "There are fried cakes and cold noodles beside me, which one do you want?"
Ding Jingyi pressed his temples, and blurted out: "Anything is fine, it's fine, it's okay."
Peng Yuan patted it down: "Play three times with me, do you still want your ass?"
Ding Jingyi rolled his eyes: "Why didn't I know that the cat car has butter again?"
The two walked out of the pet shop happily, as if they had never been disgusted by anyone.
Peng Yuan still looked back, the white chinchilla poked its head out from the nest, met his eyes, and waved again.
Ding Jingyi also stopped, followed Peng Yuan's gaze and shot back, and the chinchilla retreated back to its nest.
Peng Yuan sighed in his heart, it's one thing for him to like animals, but if an animal doesn't like his boyfriend, that can't be regarded as true fate.
At this time, a familiar voice sounded behind them: "Hey, our disciples like you very much."
Peng Yuan turned around and faced Qian Feifei who was carrying a small satchel.
Ding Jingyi looked around: "Disciple? What disciple? Why can't I see it?"
Qian Feifei pointed to the white chinchilla, and when the white chinchilla saw her, it jumped up and down happily.
"That's our disciple Xiao Ruanruan, we're here to pick her up today."
Peng Yuan suddenly understood why the white chinchilla greeted him. It turned out that it was not the fate he thought, but the etiquette of the immortal reserve.There is not so much fate in the world, probably it all depends on self-made affection.
Qian Feifei ran to the cash register and stood on tiptoe: "I'll pay the balance for Xiaoruanrou."
The boss went over the bill: "The deposit of 1000 yuan has been paid, and the final payment is 500 yuan."
Peng Yuan was also taken aback when he heard the price, he only knew that Totoro was expensive, but he didn't expect Xiao Xiaoyi to be so expensive, it would be his official account's historical income.
Once the code scanning gun is fired, the transaction is completed.
While waiting for the shopkeeper to take the cage, Ding Jingyi waved to Qian Feifei: "You came alone?"
"Yes. Have you eaten cranberry bread, how delicious?"
Cranberry, the smell of Ding Jingyi's body smells differently to different people, and it is probably everyone's favorite smell.
Huixian smells like bread, Weasel smells like pineapple, Peng Yuan smells like roses.
Peng Yuan doesn't remember any special preference for roses, it should be the impression left by Ellowyn's time.
The past and the present are like two trees with intertwined branches, spiraling and growing into the same appearance.
Ding Jingyi squatted down beside Qian Feifei: "Thank you for the bread you sent last time, let's help you get things."
Peng Yuan knew that Ding Jingyi just wanted to look at Xiao Ruan Ruan more, after all, he didn't become half a fairy when he arrived in G City, and the little chinchilla in any pet store is also a disciple of a fairy, so he felt a little sad in his heart.
The boss rolled out a small cart: "Don't forget to take the gift."
The donated sand and grain were several times larger than Xiao Ruan Ruan, and Peng Yuan caught two bags with one hand.
Ding Jingyi also picked up the rest of the sundries, Qian Feifei took out three banknotes, knocked on the cage, and a cool breeze blew in the cage that had no electricity, and Xiao Ruanruan instantly lay flat into a rice ball, The white hair fluttered in the cool air.
The two entered the elevator with Qian Feifei, and Peng Yuan pressed the button of the B1 parking lot: "It's because you gods have a sense of ritual, I haven't bought anything in the mall for a long time."
"Because it is to pick up the disciples home, so you have to come in person, and you can't accept the courier."
Ding Jingyi smiled: "Are all the gods accepting apprentices in pet shops now? What's the new fashion?"
Qian Feifei had a serious face: "Because Xiao Ruanruan is so beautiful, she has been there alone for three years."
The elevator rang softly, Xiao Ruan Ruan in the cage covered her face shyly, Ding Jingyi coughed, and there seemed to be an atmosphere of saying something wrong.
Peng Yuan took a closer look. As the name suggests, the small soft chinchilla has soft and long hair, the main color of the body is white, the two ears are gray, and it can greet people. It is worthy of a chinchilla worth more than 5000 yuan. Should be unique in the market, right?
Worthy of such an expensive price, in Peng Yuan's view, it is normal that beautiful and expensive things cannot be sold. They need to wait, and waiting will bring better people.
Ding Jingyi paused for a moment, then asked again: "You chinchilla, how did you become a god?"
Qian Feifei replied: "We were also raised by someone. We were thrown out because of heatstroke, and the fifth brother who was on a business trip picked us up and sent them to the grandma of Hui's family for help. That's how we became immortal."
Qian Feifei said it lightly, and Peng Yuan felt sour when he heard it. This chinchilla is not a bamboo rat. He spent so much money to buy it and keep it at home, but he threw it outside because of heat stroke. No matter from the perspective of life or money, It's all unreasonable.
Ding Jingyi looked at the elevator panel: "It's not easy for a god."
Qian Feifei grinned: "Where are the monsters, how did the monsters become attached to foreigners?"
I'm afraid that the imposed character design can't be changed, so Peng Yuan still struggled a bit: "It's not a monster or a foreigner."
The corner of Ding Jingyi's mouth twitched: "I was summoned by him."
"I feel like you've known each other for a long time."
Ding Jingyi didn't answer, the elevator stopped, and the three entered the parking lot.
Peng Yuan looked at Ding Jingyi's face and saw that it was full of calmness, so he continued to answer: "Before that, it is the fate of the past life and the present life."
Qian Feifei nodded: "The past and present lives are great, we sometimes wonder if we were a foreigner in our previous life."
Peng Yuan thought for a while, chinchillas are native to South America, so Qian Feifei's consideration is also based on reality.
It is also quite strange to think that this little fairy in front of me might have been an indigenous girl in her previous life.
The two put their things in the van and were about to say goodbye when Qian Feifei suddenly said, "Thank you for helping us pick up our disciples, let's reveal a little secret. During the great heat, both of you will have a calamity, so you must not go out that day."
Peng Yuan's first reaction was to laugh: He didn't practice immortality, so why did he suddenly cross the catastrophe?With an attitude of serious discussion, he still opened the calendar on his mobile phone. The great summer in the lunar calendar is July 23 in the solar calendar. If there is no accident, it is Ding Jingyi's love day.
Qian Feifei added: "Although this catastrophe won't kill you, it will make you very unhappy."
Ding Jingyi was also taken aback: "This... is quite accurate. I have an appointment for a medical examination and I have to cancel it."
Qian Feifei nodded seriously: "Mmm, yes!"
Demons can only give birth on love days. Under Peng Yuan's supervision and the influence of science, Ding Jingyi made an appointment for an andrology examination, which is also a health-conscious operation.
Peng Yuan felt that the specialist examination once every thousand years was a bit shocking, but Ding Jingyi was a little excited no matter what he thought.
But this is good, maybe on the day of the inspection, half of the colonoscopes were found to be broken. Thinking about that scene, the pure society is really dead.
Peng Yuan patted Ding Jingyi: "You come to the country to do as the Romans do, so bear with it."
Ding Jingyi remained expressionless: "I'm used to it, life likes beating non-chiefs like us the most."
"I can't, I won't. You almost made an appointment with the Putian hospital, but I found out..." Peng Yuan turned to Qian Feifei, "However, after all, what kind of robbery is it?"
Qian Feifei closed the door of the van: "We are not good enough, and we can't see through it. But we are the master of wealth, so we can only see that your robbery has nothing to do with money."
Peng Yuan and Ding Jingyi exchanged glances. Both of them were full of confusion about the future. It is one thing to lose money, but it does not matter to lose property. It is just that the catastrophe is vague, and it sounds like mustard and soy sauce dropped on white clothes. It's a headache.
The two thanked and bid farewell to Qian Feifei. Watching the van drive out of the parking lot, Ding Jingyi patted Peng Yuan's waist: "Maoxian, can you think of a way to look at this matter?"
"Cat, you're a car..." Peng Yuan rubbed Ding Jingyi's waist while there was no one around, "Fuck you!"
Ding Jingyi was right in his arms: "Hurry up, hurry up!
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