Record of Cultivation of Deflated Demons

yellow ball.

"Fuck him!" Weasel's voice disappeared into the sky.

A hot spring hotel in the suburbs of City G.

The hot spring pool is warm and clear, and Peng Yuan soaks in the water with only his head exposed.

With a bottle of milk in his left hand and a bottle of beer in his right, Ding Jingyi put his legs up on Peng Yuan's instep, staring at the murals on the wall of the bathing pool.

The two came at the wrong peak, and there was no one in the hot spring hotel. The waiter was swiping his mobile phone far away, and there were only the two of them in the pool.

Peng Yuan touched Ding Jingyi's waist in the water: "Do you like to soak in hot springs?"

"Well, actually, I'm a little afraid of water..." Ding Jingyi put down his drink and sat down next to Peng Yuan, "The depth of the water is good, and you're here, so I can still enjoy the joy of the water."

"Well, as long as you like it."

"Since that's the case, I'm going to give you the joy of melon."

Ding Jingyi turned on the phone and amped it up: "Sugar Daddy, have you and my dad sued? I'll go out and kill you! Aunt Wen, don't grab my phone, I—"

Peng Yuan smiled: "Pao Wang is being locked up by Dad?"

Ding Jingyi gave an understatement "Hmm".Peng Yuan heaved a sigh of relief, and leaned against Ding Jingyi, the depression of the past few months had come to an end, all the gossip, harassment, banners, blond-haired rights protection groups, and ICU farce seemed to have all become hypocrisy and disappeared. .

"Well, let's take a group photo to celebrate the new life." Peng Yuan opened the waterproof bag of the mobile phone, "You come."

Although Ding Jingyi taught Peng Yuan makeup, but Peng Yuan's photography skills are still unparalleled.

The road of aesthetics is long and cannot reach the other side in one day.Ding Jingyi took the phone, found the right angle and took a few pictures, added the filter and handed it to Peng Yuan.

Peng Yuan looked at the photo again: "Actually, I don't like public baths very much, but after you took this picture, I like it again."

"At this time, you said you don't like it?" Ding Jingyi took a sip of milk, "You took me to the bathtub on the first day we met."

"I don't look down-to-earth, and I will be looked at a few more times wherever I go, especially in places where the size compares, you know. But with you...

I like it very much, there is a kind of coolness of an unqualified couple. After all, yours is bigger, and it is a sure win if you compare it with anyone! "

"Pfft!" Ding Jingyi spat out a mouthful of milk.

— Destroyed!I didn't expect it to be such a black-faced cat!

"Hahaha..." Peng Yuan opened a bottle of beer and followed "Ton".

The black-faced cat was about to climb on the big devil's head. Ding Jingyi pushed away the bottle and sat on Peng Yuan's body. His body shone white under the clear water and the permeating steam.

Peng Yuan swallowed his saliva: "I will eat you if you do this."

Ding Jingyi stared closely at Peng Yuan with red eyes: "Don't be complacent, I have to tell you one more thing."

Peng Yuan wiped his hands and touched Ding Jingyi's face: "Say it."

Ding Jingyi said word by word: "Your boyfriend is not a sand sculpture, but a real idiot. So you still like him?"

In Peng Yuan's mind, he figured out the logical relationship and historical background, and touched Ding Jingyi's chest: "You are not smart, I know. I am not smart either."

Ding Jingyi's expression became complicated in an instant, and he attempted to attack with a self-destructing deflated attack!

Peng Yuan stuck to Ding Jingyi's ear, and his low voice was thunderous: "I wrote it before, have you forgotten?"

Ding Jingyi stared at Peng Yuan, and Peng Yuan could only read four words from his expression: I'm cracked.

47. Chapter 47

"Parents and teachers mix and beat up bear children - Ellowyn's second world-destroying natural disaster: The fire of Settrum last mentioned the first world-destroying natural disaster: Philiaia and twelve demon generals in five shooting stars Afterwards, they descended from the constellation of Pisces to the earth, and they landed like asteroids, almost burning the Mist Continent to ashes.

Moira, the god of destiny, and Gore, the demon on the ground, accepted Filia and eliminated the fire. Filia repaired the broken foggy continent and established a country.

This story formed the beginning of the myth of the extermination of the world, the iron triangle regime of magicians, gods and monarchs.

"If the first natural disaster is the starting point of the myth and the real natural disaster, then the second natural disaster is a man-made disaster, although strictly speaking, none of the protagonists in this story is human.

"The second natural disaster starts with our deflated king and magician Olin. Olin was born around February 896 AD.

Ellowyn's magicians would blur their birthdays in order to avoid being disgusted, but we have Olin's scales, which can be accurate to February from the tracking of carbon elements. The Spring Festival has passed. This is Bing Aquarius born in the Year of the Dragon.

"Before Feliaia was planning to have a second child, she once asked the God of Fate for an oracle: "My eldest son only has the throne in his eyes, and my husband only has people in his eyes. I want a child who loves me, and I hope the gods will make it clear. "

"The god of fate replied: "Dear empress, I am sorry that I have tied a knot on your thread of love. You can have a child who loves you, because you are an incomparably noble empress, so you will suffer a catastrophe because of this child ,Do you want to?"

"The empress replied readily: "This is a fair exchange, I accept." The day after the oracle was issued, the empress recalled the prime minister to the palace.

After long preparations, she had her youngest son, Olin.Orin looks exactly like his father, Gore, and is very close to people. He is also a small one, and he disappears when he is thrown into the quilt.Filia liked it very much, and she had a great time too.

"Philia Aiya sent Olin to the temple of God of Destiny to learn magic when he was 30 years old. Demons grow slowly because of their long lifespan. A 30-year-old demon's mind is equivalent to that of a six-year-old human being, and he can go to elementary school.

"Settrum is a magical city, and it pays tribute to the imperial city for magical creatures and consumables every year. In the summer of 950 AD, an official in Settrum was responsible for escorting the tribute to the capital. There were flammable items in the tribute. The road was bumpy, Just as the meteor fell and caused a fire, all the goods were burned up.

The officials returned to the city in disgrace and asked for new preparations.The local area also encountered difficulties, and many tributes could not be raised temporarily, so they had to write to the imperial city to ask for forgiveness.At this time, the second meteor descended.

"It was the time when Olin returned from learning from the God of Destiny (crossed out) and graduated from primary school (crossed out), passing through Settlem, hearing that the payment of tribute was postponed, he rushed into the city hall and yelled at the officials. The central idea was "You guys A bunch of waste, it’s so stupid to deliver goods, my mother is the queen, don’t you want to lose face?”Also set a five-day fundraising deadline for Settlem, otherwise set fire to the city.

"Considering that he is just a prince who is above primary school and below secondary school, has no territory, no decent entourage, and can't see any skills, the local officials adopted "Let's pretend to cooperate with him first, although we all know he is a prince." "Idiot" attitude, he casually coaxed and continued to raise tributes on the surface, and secretly sent a letter to the imperial city to report the prince's misbehavior.

"However, when the five-day deadline expired, the tributes were still not fully prepared. The last three meteors fell on the same day. The officials in Settrum remembered the myth of the annihilation of the world, and they panicked.

However, it was too late for the flames of war, and Olin thought of the myth of the annihilation of the world, and shot a causal law magic in his mind, and the whole Settlem burned.

"The prince walked in the city full of flames, like a god of natural disasters. At this time, Feli Aiya also received a report letter, and the astrologer notified the arrival of five meteors, thinking that what the oracle said was true, in the name of love The catastrophe cannot escape.

She sent the prime minister and the hussars to Settlem in the starry night, and she went to the temple to ask the god of fate to come out.

"The magicians in Settlem thought to themselves, even if a primary school student learns magic from Gandalf and physics from Yang Zhenning, how much can he learn?

However, after getting started, it was discovered that the entire settrum magic family could only barely stop the fire, but couldn't put it out at all!

An elementary school student who has taken the cheat can beat the life achievements of countless big bosses.This is a fact.

"Prime Minister Gore arrived in Settrum during the starry night, and the sky was dyed bright red by the flames. Gore found Olin from the fire, gave him a profound explanation of the principles of rule, and asked him to take back his magic.

Olin is just a primary school student, so he naturally ignored his loving father's earnest words, and instead turned around and scolded: "Do you love my mother or the pleasure of being an official! If you love her, will you still have me?"

"Before Dad Gore explained, Olin beat up Dad too. That's fine. In terms of single-body magic ability, Gore was already the ceiling of the Ellowyn magician. At that time, no one could take care of this elementary school student.

"Before Gore persuaded Olin, he had already anticipated the outcome of failure. So he made two preparations as soon as he arrived in Settlem: the hussars rescued the victims, and the imperial magicians suppressed the fire.

"Although the hussars have the ability to vertically ascend and descend and resist magic, they are limited in number, and it is impossible to rescue the entire city.

"Although the fire was suppressed with the efforts of the magicians, the heat was uncontrollable, and thousands of residents died in less than half a day of fighting.

For example, in a modern factory accident, even if a person does not directly touch the hot molten iron, he will be hurt by the heat emitted.

"Ain, who was visiting friends near Settlem, also arrived to eat melons in the evening. "Stop your brother!" Gore demanded hoarsely, "Abandon him if necessary!"

""How come?" Ain replied with a smile, "Look at his ability, he is worthy of being an apprentice of fate! I would be willing to exchange ten Settlems for a magician like Olin."

"The fighting continued for another day and night, and people in the city kept dying. Ge