Record of Cultivation of Deflated Demons

Have you seen the expression pack of "Art"? "

"See you, hehehe."

"Touch the corner..." Peng Yuan raised his hand.

"Charging and charging..." Ding Jingyi raised his head and took off his nightcap.

Today's devil horns are made of light metal and are still warm to the touch.Peng Yuan held the root of the devil's horn and scratched it, and the warmth penetrated into his fingertips.Peng Yuan whistled the prelude and sang "Wild Wolf Disco".

"How many foreign languages ​​do you know?" Ding Jingyi leaned back and bumped into Peng Yuan's chest.

"The impact force is comparable to a big orange... This is Cantonese, not a foreign language..." Peng Yuan put on a pull-up posture, holding the horns of the devil with his palms, "It is said that the Misty Continent is close to Europe, have you been to Europe before?" ? Have you ever learned a foreign language?"

"I have been to the Byzantine Empire. For work, I have an interpreter..." Ding Jingyi stretched his waist, and supported Peng Yuan with the root of his horn, "It feels like a long time ago. It is written in your information book that the Byzantine Empire ten It was destroyed by the Crusaders at the beginning of the third century, what a pity."

"That's the way history goes."

Peng Yuan straightened his body forward and folded his hands on Ding Jingyi's chest.You can do anything through the clothes, although Peng Yuan knows that this is a self-deceiving idea, but it is the only thing he can do... It is difficult to touch a person, but it is easy to touch a demon!

Peng Yuan felt the embarrassment in his heart, and said casually: "Are all demons as docile as you?"

Ding Jingyi pillowed on Peng Yuan's lap: "I'm lazy."

"You don't look like a lazy person."

"Damn, it's not because of the noisy environment..." Ding Jingyi stretched her waist, consciously hugged Peng Yuan through her clothes, and then let go, "You are in class 955, and everyone around you is 996, so you naturally look lazy. When you get on 996, people around you start 007, what should you do?

You don't go to 007, but your subordinates want to come for your face, what should you do?You can only follow 007, the competition is endless, it is better to lie down. "

No wonder Ding Jingyi didn't want to mention her past. I'm afraid she is a doer among the nobles.

"And 007 is a real blessing..." Ding Jingyi suddenly said, "I can only sleep from four to nine a day, and the sun at four o'clock in the morning in Hallonni, as long as it is not cloudy, I can see it every day... ..."

Peng Yuan caught the word "halloni", but he didn't want to ask any more.When he saw Ding Jingyi for the first time, he still remembered the bleak look on his face.

If your wishes will cause distress to others, it is better to think less.Peng Yuan thinks that he can rise with the kindness of others, but he can never do it by stepping on the pain of others.

Thinking about it, Peng Yuan stepped up his hand: "It's too miserable, I'll charge you a few more times."

Ding Jingyi rubbed her face, groaned a few times, and began to "beep" every day.Peng Yuan looked at the electronic clock. It was exactly ten o'clock. Although the meeting was over, he didn't want to let go.

The phone screen lighted up, and it was Li Yun's message: "Do you have any papers to send, otherwise it will be very difficult for me to insist on an ID card."

Peng Yuan turned on the computer and sent a file of hundreds of megabytes.Another "bang bang bang" typed a long paragraph, which was later deleted and finally appeared in his official account.

"The Magician Orin's Difficulty for the Country (2) - The Twin Cities Fudge This incident happened after the establishment of the "Temple Challenge" system, and also during the reign of Emperor Ain.

Because the demons occupy a large area and eat a lot, some humans on the foggy continent are very unhappy.

As for how much the devil eats, you should triple your food intake and add two afternoon teas.

As a result, the small countries on the border of the Mist Continent would launch wars every day, trying to drive away the demons.

"This kind of small-scale war has always existed. In Emperor Ain's view, it probably means that "the enemy not only does not surrender, but also dares to fight back against me."

"Aren't you confused? Demons are bigger than humans and know a little bit of magic. How awesome are they? In the era of Carthage BC, there were elephants in Hannibal's army.

Elephants are so big, aren't they tamed properly by humans?

The technology of magic can also be learned by humans. Isn't the God of Time and Space also a god promoted by humans?

What's more, it was already the eleventh century when Ain came to the throne, and the Song Dynasty had gunpowder, and an Italian cannon would send you to heaven.

"Speaking of heaven, I have to mention the devil's ultimate weapon for reducing dimensionality at that time - the hussars. The devil's hussars are different from the flag-planting cavalry in modern Poland. They are demons with wide wings, basically flying The height can reach the height of contemporary ordinary civil aviation. Archery and javelin cannot reach it. In the air, magic can be used to output to the ground. On the ground, it can be used for close combat. It is completely invincible. And the first human plane took to the sky in the [-]th century , just ask if you are afraid?

"Julian, the leader of the border country's rebel army, said that I am stubborn, I am not afraid, and I will not confront the perfect species. So in the dark and windy morning of a month, at about four o'clock, Julian brought a few soldiers , sneaked into a construction site and kidnapped the magician Olin.

Olin is both a magician and a craftsman. Four o'clock in the morning is his standard off-duty time, when his physical strength is the lowest and he is least defensive.

It's understandable to be taken away.Although his personal safety was threatened, to him it was nothing more than a daily embarrassment, a small scene.

"Olin has a glorious history of being starved to surrender in a duel in the temple. After working overtime without a midnight snack and being hungry for two meals, he decisively surrendered.

Julian put ribs the size of two city gates in front of Olin, and asked him: Where will the fortifications be repaired, and where is the next city that Ain will attack?

"Although the devil has air force hussars, the number is still a little smaller than that of Dongfeng missiles. Julian may want to rely on fortification information to push back Ain's strategic intentions. In addition, the operation to capture Olin was successful in one fell swoop. This stage can Called courageous and resourceful.

"Olin replied without hesitation: 'Salem.'Salem (SALEM) is a forested city surrounded by high mountains. There was no thermal imaging technology and satellite maps at that time, which was very difficult for the Air Force to obtain vision.

At the same time, there is also a city named SACHTLEM, whose strategic significance is about the same as that of Jingzhou.

"Of course Julian became suspicious. Olin was afraid that the ribs would be cold, so he drew the fortification road map, personnel and budget to Julian on the spot.

Julian called craftsmen and generals to check on the spot, and everyone finally concluded that the project design and budget were completely reasonable.But after all the rebels, the so-called professionals are also grass-roots teams. The craftsmen used to be in charge of painting, and the general used to be a hunter.Julian, himself an aristocrat, had reservations about his servants.

"Olin asked Julian to prepare sixty pounds of beef. After getting the promise, he dropped the final bombshell: Salem is the place where the gods originally planned to descend. The point is that it is no less important than the Manqing dragon veins. Hallonni is just a cover.

"Julian just fed the meat out. Maybe the way Olin ate made him think of a golden retriever dog or a Maine Coon. Julian sent a group of hunters to take care of Olin, hoping to adopt (tame) edit (raise) He came to move bricks, and Julian had a set of ideas for air combat against hussars, which required superb craftsmen and magicians.

"At the same time, the rebel army also sent a letter to Emperor Ain, with the central idea of ​​"Women are from the border (cross out) Heishhui (cross out) rebel army. Your brother is in the hands of Women, so don't fight , let’s talk about the conditions.”

"As soon as the letter was sent, Julian went to Salem overnight, and arrived on the completion date Olin gave him. There was no soldier in Salem. Instead of doubting the lard, Julian started searching City, hoping to find the treasure of the gods.

At the same time, Emperor Ain also found out the situation. He led the hussars from Settlem and headed for Salem at lightning speed.

There is one of these two groups of soldiers. You say Tokyo, Japan, and I say the cross-server chat atmosphere of Kaifeng Prefecture in Tokyo.

"The border of Ellowyn is very long, similar to that of our country. The distance between the two cities is [-] kilometers. It took the hussars four hours to arrive and wiped out the rebels.

An hour later, the hussars found Orin in the rebel camp and brought him back to his brother.

"It is said that before Julian died in battle, he met Olin and scolded him for cheating. Olin also spoke out, accusing the rebels of eating too little food and not having enough energy to move bricks.

The news he gave to Julian is all true: because the te (-CHT——) in the devil language is silent, the place name is true;

The construction budget was made on site, which is also true, but the grass-roots team did not understand it;

Not to mention the intriguing demonic deception.It's a pity that the chickens, ducks, cattle and pigs that fell into Orin's stomach were all Julian's dreams.

This anecdote comes from documents recorded in the language of demons. It took Peng Yuan and Ding Jingyi a full week to complete the translation and phonetic arrangement.

It was one morning when the work was finished, Peng Yuan was up, Ding Jingyi just got up, and came out of the bedroom wearing a red devil pajamas.

"All right?"

"All right."

"Can your teacher approve of this kind of thing that has no real basis?"

"Archaeology does not rely entirely on physical objects. For example, no cultural relics have been discovered in the Xia Dynasty so far, but it exists in the records of the Zhou Dynasty..."

Peng Yuan closed the computer, "From this document, we have made a part of the syllable comparison table. If it can be applied to other documents and obtain results, it is still very promising!"

"I hope this achievement belongs to you."

"It belongs to you too."

As the beeping and beeping gradually sounded, the devil's horn gradually