Record of Cultivation of Deflated Demons

Collar: "Shame on your face!"

"Aren't you afraid of being punished?" Peng Yuan pointed to the monitor.

Zuo Heng pulled up the cat bag, and the Siamese cat screamed, and the zipper caught its ears.The cat shrank down and disappeared into the bag.

Peng Yuan had never encountered a robbery before. If we talk about robbery, the current situation is very similar, a breath of robbery.

He really wanted to punch Zuo Heng, but Zuo Heng's back was facing the monitor, so he probably couldn't capture the scene of the pushing and shoving.There must be a better way.

The library has a balcony, the default smoking area.

"Let go, go to the balcony..." Peng Yuan said, "Have a cigarette and calm down."

Zuo Heng let go, very obedient - it can be seen that his basic personality should be a good baby.

"Let's go." But the hatred squeezed out of his teeth didn't sound good.

Peng Yuan followed. The administrator in the borrowing room was scanning barcodes for his classmates, so he didn't notice him.

The U-lock on the balcony is on the fire box directly below the monitor.

The balcony can accommodate ten people, the heavy door is open, and there is surprisingly no one outside.The residual smell of smoke floated into the corridor through the crack of the door along with the wind.

Zuo Heng stepped out first, hesitated for a moment: "I don't smoke, you smoke—"

Before the words were finished, a gust of wind blew in from outside, closing the balcony door with a "boom".

God assists, Ou Qi!Peng Yuan picked up the door lock, inserted it firmly between the handles, and said goodbye to his troubles with a "click".

The balcony door was very strong, and only a few muffled "ton tons" sounded, blocking Zuo Heng's word for word.

"It's poisonous..." Peng Yuan sighed.The black cat bag rolled on the table.

The students who borrowed the books left from the turnstile, and Peng Yuan returned to the study area, looking at the cat bag.

There is a blank cat paw name tag hanging on the side of the cat bag. It seems to be one of Zuo Heng's learning props. It is intended to be used for performances and postings on Moments. Unfortunately, it is useless now.

Peng Yuan picked up a fountain pen, wrote Zuo Heng's name on the masking tape, tore off the tape and pasted it on the name plate.

"Poor cat, return it to a good place..." Peng Yuan entered the borrowing room, "Teacher, some students forgot the cat there."

J University off-campus boutique.

The light panel at the entrance of the boutique is pink in the spring breeze, and a blind box machine as tall as a person is standing next to it, and the cat blind box is surrounded by a neon basket.

Peng Yuan took out his mobile phone and scanned the code.Meeting Zuo Heng was considered unlucky, after bad luck, maybe a little bit of good luck.

After scanning the code, the neon lights around the cat blind box flickered at an accelerated rate.Immediately after a "click", a blind box fell out from the lower part of the machine.

"The black-faced cat is here to pick the black-faced cat..." Lili, the owner, shook the bell on the cash register, and the pink nail polish shone under the warm light.

The pink facade, the pink cash register, and everything in the store is inseparable from pink.

"Here we come..." Peng Yuan picked up the blind box and opened it along the side of the box.

He didn't like this black-faced cat very much, maybe it was an identity arranged by fate for him, he wanted to know.

The box unfolded, and inside was a chubby three-colored cat.African Emirates is online!

"This year's second three-flowered cat..." Peng Yuan stuffed it into his bag, "Three flowers gather at the top, and the five qi are in harmony, hey!"

"Haha, thanks to your foreign appearance, you are martial arts. By the way, the roses you ordered are here..." Sister Lily picked up the bouquet and handed it to Peng Yuan: "For chasing girls?"

For the ceremony, Peng Yuan thought, this reason is too nervous.

"For botany practice..." Peng Yuan said.

"I've learned a lot. I just bought a set of black-faced cat knives and forks, and I'll give it to you too..." Sister Lily took out a pink plastic box from under the cash register.

The top of the plastic box is semi-transparent, and you can see the knife and fork inside. The tail of the knife and fork is inlaid with a round cartoon black-faced cat, which is the same design as the stand.

"Thank you, I have received far more gifts than blind boxes."

Peng Yuan stuffed the flowers into the prepared handbag, and buckled the flip cover to cover the flowers.There is no good luck in life, but there is comfort.

Peng Yuan went back to his residence.When passing by the North Library, he vaguely saw a figure on the balcony kicking and hitting the door.

Peng Yuan sighed, and dialed the number at the front desk of the library: "Teacher, it seems that a classmate has been locked up on the balcony on the second floor, please take a look."

3. Chapter 3

"Brother Yun, let me try summoning magic again."

After Peng Yuan sent the message, he stopped in front of the meat stall, pointed to the last brain flower and said, "I want this."

The stall owner looked at him and gave him a scale: "150 yuan."

"Three taels of brains, not three taels of gold..." Peng Yuan said.Being slaughtered is also one of his daily routines with this face.

The stall owner is a thin old man. He laughed awkwardly and pointed to the oily QR code: "Three liang of gold is more than this price! The young man's Chinese is quite good, a discount, 39 yuan and [-] cents."

Peng Yuan scanned the QR code and completed the cold money transaction.

One second before the screen was locked, Li Yun's reply popped up: "Magic is one of Ellowyn's ways of life, enjoy the daily life of the ancients and have fun!"

"Brother Yun, I have tried summoning magic since high school, and it is working."

"A Yuan, what did you summon, Mr. Ke?"

"There is nothing, but it must be working, because every time it is summoned, the offerings will be consumed without a trace."

"Haha, there is no record of successful summoning magic in Ellowyn's history. It was you who ate the offerings and called out ghosts."

"Brother Yun, we are modern people of science, so be more rational. I will define magic as a chemical reaction, and the rest is a matter of quantification."

"A black-faced cat with both literature and science..." Li Yun sent an expression of admiration for Sanlian.

The stall owner quickly wrapped the brain flower in plastic wrap.Peng Yuan felt his feet being hit, looked down, and saw a teddy flying away from his canvas shoes, leaving small footprints.Peng Yuan bent down and dusted the uppers of his shoes, got up, took the brain and weighed it.

"If I summon Ellowyn's demon, you have to help me get an ID card..."

Peng Yuan sent a smiling face again, and while looking at the "the other party is typing..." on the phone, he went out of the vegetable market.

Before Peng Yuan could walk past the meat stand, he bumped into a man wearing fashion brand.

"Walk carefully! Hey you—"

It's this erratic paoist again, with a narrow road to enemies.

Peng Yuan stopped, and the two stared at each other. Peng Yuan stuffed his mobile phone into his pocket: "Where are you shopping at the vegetable market?"

"Ah, yes..." Zuo Heng didn't seem to expect to meet Peng Yuan here, and the speaking system seemed to have not been launched yet.

Peng Yuan pointed to the raw meat in Zuo Heng's hand: "It's very homey to wear such trendy clothes and go shopping at the vegetable market."

"I have raised a black-faced cat..." Zuo Heng paused, "If I feed you the best raw flesh and blood, I will treat it as raising you. I still like you."

The speech system is online again.

Peng Yuan held up the brain flower: "I like the brain flower."

Zuo Heng threw down a sentence of "abnormal", covered his mouth and ran away. He was knocked back by the rushing aunt, and there were non-existent viscera floating in the air of the vegetable market.

Bubble true love, so it's okay to get rid of yourself like this.

Peng Yuan put on the earphones, and the phone buzzed. It was Li Yun's message: "If you summon the demon of Ellowyn, I will issue a marriage certificate for both of you."

Peng Yuan laughed out loud, and the scene matched the brain trick in his hand very well: "What should I do if I call a man?"

"Send it to a foreign country!" Li Yun replied forcefully.

Peng Yuan copied Sanlian's expression of admiration and sent it back.

Peng Yuan pushed open the door, the moonlight fell on the floor of the rental house, there was a dead silence, the joy of grocery shopping also gradually faded, loneliness and suffocation filled Peng Yuan's chest.

It has been two years since I moved out of the dormitory at school, and I feel empty every day when I come back.

At this time, the phone screen flashed again, and it was Li Yun's message: "Ah Yuan, have you thought about the direction of the problem of being deflated?"

Archeology itself is a discipline that combines multiple knowledge, such as history, anthropology, biology, etc.

Even for undergraduates, Li Yun has extremely high requirements, and sometimes stimulates them with some off-the-wall questions.

——But this funny answer, isn’t it too superficial?

Peng Yuan frowned at the phone, didn't bother to turn on the light, and went straight to answer in the room.

"If you want to be deflated for the queen, first of all, it must be really deflated, the unlucky one; secondly, the identity of the deflated king must be close to the royal family, or be a royal family; thirdly, this deflate must have style."

Peng Yuan pressed the send button.Unbelievable, the tutor found a call for papers that was close to confusing behavior, and even more unbelievable, he actually thought about it seriously.

A panda emoji popped up on the screen, with a line of words: "Archaeologist".

"Brother Yun, I figured it out, I'll answer it now, and I'll send you the link later."

Peng Yuan cut out the chat interface, opened the notepad, crossed the full keyboard input method, and filled the screen with crackling.

Proofread, copy paste, publish.It is simply the trigger for the disappearance of archeology in the entertainment era, it can't be better!

Peng Yuan refreshed the page to check the typesetting of his answer.

"The spiritual guy from the archeology department came here uninvited! Let's talk about a deflated king in a partial civilization. The Mist Continent is a place where demons, gods, and humans live together. The largest country is called Elovin, which has always been ruled by demons.

"Erowen has many gods, and where there are gods, there must be temples. Although the Mist Continent is large, there are limited places where temples can be built.

After screening, all the gods are optimistic about a small city in the center of Ellowyn.The sales office is about to open, buy a temple and get a free decoration!

"This city covers an area of ​​less than [-] square kilometers, which is the size of a county in our country. According to Ellowyn's etiquette, the building area of ​​the temple needs to be at least half a square kilometer.

So it is impossible for a god to have a temple, just like