Record of Cultivation of Deflated Demons

Peng Yuan touched his face in embarrassment: "Hairline...do you eat people and hair?"

"Definitely don't eat hair, it's easy to be constipated..." Ding Jingyi explained, "But eating hair looks more ferocious, and the intimidating effect is first-rate."

"Ah?" Peng Yuan regained his composure, and eating hair didn't seem cruel, but more hysterical. "If I were you, eating people would definitely start with the brain. Everything is difficult at the beginning, right?"

Of course Peng Yuan doesn't eat people, but this anti-human thing can be speculated rationally, so the degree of mourning is even higher.

Ding Jingyi's laughter echoed in the guest room, like an echo in a horror movie: "Okay, everything is difficult at the beginning, do you eat people or I eat people? It's really sick... But with Davis' plan, he His brains are worth eating."

"Come on, don't worry about cannibalism..." Peng Yuan forked a piece of beef from the dinner plate and handed it to Ding Jingyi's lips, "Look at the protein of this cow, which is so much higher than that of humans!"

Ding Jingyi happily opened her lips and bit down on the beef, and the horrible thought of cannibalism temporarily passed.

Peng Yuan pulled back the topic: "But you and Mr. Dai should have a gentleman's agreement, otherwise, how can you give him some acupuncture points?"

Ding Jingyi shrugged: "Although I have the ability to spy on the mine, I can't cash it out directly, because we are serious people, you understand?"

Peng Yuan thought for a moment, there are a lot of complicated procedures to open a mine formally, and I am afraid that someone else will finish digging when he declares, so what Ding Jingyi said is correct.

Ding Jingyi continued: "Because we are decent people, I asked Davis to let us be shareholders of DSP - of course not the kind of retail investors. We get some dividends every year and settle in US dollars. We will not go to work in the future. Dai Weiss agreed, and we should talk about it when we meet. I almost forgot to tell you."

Peng Yuan only read about the concept of shareholders in books, and when he heard that he could get money lying down, he felt that it was a novelty at first, and then it was vaguely bad.

Peng Yuan took out his mobile phone and searched for "shareholders who are responsible for the blame". Seeing the cases of overturning cars and being imprisoned, he felt cold behind his back.

Peng Yuan put away his mobile phone: "However, if you lie down and take money and do nothing, will there be any problems? I feel that people will stop fighting and become salted fish. They may also be taken to blame or something..."

Ding Jingyi forced an evil smile: "Isn't the purpose of human struggle to become a salted fish? If you take the blame, then run away with a bucket—ah no, transnational rectification."

Peng Yuan "ha-ha" laughed awkwardly, sometimes he forgot that his boyfriend is a devil, and the devil always has ideas.

Peng Yuan looked out of the sky, the sea was calm and the moonlight was clear.Maybe it was because it was his first time on a cruise ship, Peng Yuan felt that this trip was less urgent than the last time he went to Bohai Sea, but it was not right to have too many components—the extra part was to lie flat and let fate knead it.

"The moonlight is so beautiful tonight..." Peng Yuan squeezed the tail in his hand.

Ding Jingyi coughed: "I like you too, don't touch my tail with your oily cat hands, I'm going to take a bath."

Having said that, Ding Jingyi didn't take his tail away, he just waited until Peng Yuan let go before getting up and going to the bathroom.

Peng Yuan excitedly woke up the phone screen, thinking that his boyfriend could pick up such a cold stalk, which was sweeter than Coke.After thinking about it, Peng Yuan slipped his hand and clicked on the entrance of the qualifying competition.

"The season hasn't been settled yet, so I'm at my peak."

Peng Yuan said to himself, click to enter the peak match.But suddenly woke up: "What wish did I make on the fourth shooting star?"

Before he could react, the matching was completed and he entered the BP interface.

"It's all over!" Peng Yuan slapped his thigh, "No matter what happens in this round, the world-destroying meteor will come!"

134. Chapter 134

Peng Yuan once had a fairly good classmate who looked like he was 38 years old. On the day of the college entrance examination, he was kicked out of the exam room by the security guards in the exam room as the parents of the students, which became a joke among classmates.

A few years later, there was a question-and-answer website on the Internet. Peng Yuan thought of this, so he posted a question "What is the experience of looking older than he is?" and invited his classmates to answer it. Sure enough, the classmates called him. After scolding, the friendship was broken.

Therefore, knowing the consequences of the fifth shooting star, Peng Yuan started the peak game, and he had the synesthesia of poking a classmate's scar and breaking the friendship——

Full of excessive jokes in human nature, it doesn't make people panic, but it's embarrassing that some jokes fall into life and come true.

The reason is this, Peng Yuan is still holding his mobile phone to take pictures of the bathroom door, even if it is a small matter, he hopes to do it in an orderly manner, from the beginning to the end.

"Jingyi, I accidentally started the summit game. Meteor can help clean it up."

The only answer to him in the bathroom was the rushing of water, and Ding Jingyi took a shower.

Peng Yuan unscrewed the bathroom door and stepped in.The water in the bathtub was splashing, but Ding Jingyi was not in it, but sitting on the toilet naked, holding a mobile phone horizontally in his hand, and a pair of bluetooth earphones plugged into his ears, flashing a circular blue light, It is similar to his Ronin Golem Max.

The air was awkward for a moment.

Peng Yuan broke the embarrassment: "You...are you running naked?"

Ding Jingyi tapped on her phone impatiently: "You cat cat brother, you are really used to cats. I have to come in to supervise the work when I go to the toilet. Do you want to sit in my underwear and watch penis?"

Peng Yuan was stunned: "Excuse me."

Peng Yuan backed out of the bathroom and closed the door.

Peng Yuan returned to the sofa, took a sip of the remaining drink, and calmed down with the sugar.

Anyway, Meteor will not have a result until after this peak game, so let's play along.

When he sorted out the matter and looked down at his phone, the BP was over. Peng Yuan was on the second floor of the red square, and the system automatically selected Ma Chao for him.

The red side locked Zhao Yun on the first floor, Shen Mengxi was preselected on the third floor, and the five magic thorns were switched in the frantic preselection on the fifth floor, all of them with provincial standards, and they wanted the third floor to give way.

Peng Yuan turned on the voice, but it was very noisy, so he turned off the voice.

Typing on the fifth floor: "Do you believe in light?"

The third floor: "There is no light, but there is a slap in the face."

After finishing speaking, Shen Mengxi was locked on the third floor.

Peng Yuan sneered in his heart, "people do things", internal strife for positions is often the biggest reason for the collapse.

On the fifth floor, I typed "Hey" and typed again: "What kind of assistance do you want?"

Peng Yuan looked at the opposite blue side again, he had already selected Bai Qi and Yang Yuhuan, and Sun Bin was not restrained.

This is a peak 1800 game, and it is still a bit of a test of the brain, making it difficult for the opponent to form a system.

So the fifth floor asked a good question, let's throw the pot out first.

Peng Yuan confidently typed a line of words: "Choose Sun Bin, follow me. Before the fourth grade, you will be obedient, and after the fourth grade, you will strike hard."

Peng Yuan's first reaction was to break the opponent's system. After all, Sun Baiyang's lineup is so powerful that he has experienced it before. When playing a team, it is an infinite pull: Bai Qi entered the field first, and did not detain our C position, let alone get beaten first. A blood bar disappearing technique, and then Sun Bin and Yang Yuhuan frantically raised blood, and the shooter stood up to output.

If the opposite side hangs up in vain, we will have to take at least five heads in.In addition, the opposite jungler chose Tachibana Ukyo, who is also a strong hero in the early stage.

In contrast to the red side, Shen Mengxi is a big nuclear fortress, and Ma Chao also needs to exert his strength in the mid-term. Although Zhao Yun is a blue-collar player who can enter and retreat from the wild, but if the wild area is destroyed in the early stage, it will be over.

Peng Yuan assumed that Ma Chao was a shooter. In this game, his support should be Donghuang or Dunshan. In the early stage, he can fight against the field and retreat or defend the tower. However, different thinking dimensions lead to different choices.

At this moment, Lu Bu was locked on the fourth floor.

Peng Yuan was taken aback, and quickly turned on the voice: "Both sides?"

If the fourth floor has an early shooter like Baili Shouyue and Meng Ya, the red side still has the strength to fight.

But Lu Bu is also a big core in the later stage, whether it can be delayed to the stage of exertion depends entirely on whether the opponent gives face.However, Peng Yuan dialed the wrong number. This is the peak game, there is no light, only slaps.

A southern accent came from the voice channel: "Bilateral is bilateral, blow it up."

The one who spoke should be the player who took Lu Bu on the fourth floor.Peng Yuan was a little familiar with the voice, but couldn't remember it for a while.

The hero selection interface is still counting down, so now we only look at the selection on the fourth floor.In fact, if you don't consider breaking the opponent's system, this lineup has no shooters, and it is difficult to choose a support.It is not an exaggeration to say that the auxiliary position is gambling.

The opposite blue team's shooter chose Sun Shangxiang, and the rest only depends on the red team's choice on the fourth floor.

On the fourth floor, Donghuang Taiyi and Dunshan were cut out, apparently with similar considerations as Peng Yuan.

"Trust me, brother..." Peng Yuan lit up Ma Chao's provincial badge, "I'm Ma Chao's sixth thief, you choose Sun Bin and me, I don't even have to sprint, and I will directly kill you."

The fourth floor cut Jiang Ziya again, which is also an option.The bet was on Zhao Yun in the early stage. If the bicycle did not change into a motorcycle, the four guards and Ma Chao would be fine in the later stage, but the Highland Security Bureau was always unhappy.Peng Yuan never played highland security guards like Li Xin Yingzheng and Jiang Ziya, he felt aggrieved.

"Choose whatever you want..." Player Lu Bu highlighted the national standard, "Take the flight."

The first floor and the third floor all typed out: "Hua, is that you?"

Peng Yuan was so startled that he almost dropped the phone.At this time, Geng Zhi also sent a message, and the banner was displayed on the upper part of the phone screen:

"Why do you still have a lot of horses? After the performance, take a screenshot of the video and send it to the director, and add chicken legs."

Peng Yuan pinched the phone tremblingly. When the fourth meteor fell, Peng Yuan was watching the live broadcast of the Chinese anchor, and at the same time made a wish to be matched with the anchor.

The Chinese anchor is Lu Bu in the national server, and he usually plays at the peak of 2400. How can Peng Yuan match him at 1800?

Peng Yuan's calf trembled, and it was only then that he believed for the first time that fate was real, and it usually lurks, tripping him up from time to time, making him feel a little bit deflated.

Getting used to this is like getting used to the presence of flies and mosquitoes