Record of Cultivation of Deflated Demons

Slapped him across the face: "What's the future?"

Where is the interest? Where is the interest?Peng Yuan didn't know.After digging a lot of mineral water bottles in the grave, and after receiving investment from Davis, he felt that life was both a trough and a crest.

The height of life is not the upper limit but the lower limit. The true meaning is to be able to be a gangster when you retreat, and to be an archaeologist when you advance.Future?face?What is it, can I have a meal?

Peng Yuan thought, not knowing what to say.Just when he was thinking wildly, Ding Jingyi suddenly said: "This worthless person looks like me."

Peng Yuan also relaxed: "Okay, the phenomenon of human-to-human transmission has already occurred in the worthless. You don't need money, you don't need money, and you don't make orders tonight. Go to sleep."

"Are you going to give up so soon?" Ding Jingyi was taken aback for a moment, and put her pillow on Peng Yuan's lap, "Your determination is as fast as it is straightforward."

"I still can't compare to him..." Peng Yuan pointed to the chat box with Geng Zhi, "At most, I won't take his orders, but if he asks me to help, I just..."

The 53-second voice on the screen was automatically summarized into a few sentences by the system: "The boss wants to get Lu Bu's national uniform, and it will be settled in a few days. Brother Mao, please help me with the team size these few days. Just play him. I fought for two days, don’t settle a province, it’s all for nothing.”

Peng Yuan looked at the live broadcast room: "If you meet a certain anchor, you can use seven or eight big moves with one big move, and any actor will be useless."

"It's still a streamer. At the peak of 1300, you want to be the boss, you want to be the national server, and you have everything in your dreams. Why don't you just play honestly. No, I won't fight..."

Ding Jingyi glanced at the chat history, took Peng Yuan's mobile phone, and pressed the voice, "Frankly, I'm dying, don't let your brother Mao take the order, he has to take care of me..."

Peng Yuan frantically held Ding Jingyi down: "Don't let the upright black us two!"

But the voice had already been sent out, and then he replied honestly: "It is said that only the exhausted cows have not plowed the damaged fields. If it is damaged, it is the cat's kidney. Why did Teacher Ding fail first?"

Peng Yuan snatched back the phone: "Don't listen to his nonsense honestly, do you still want to try my waist?"

Upright for a while, hahaha: "No, no, the three of us...that's so confusing."

Ding Jingyi snatched the phone back again: "Frankly, you sea king, rabbits don't even eat grass by the side of the nest, you can do anything to your brother cat? Let me tell you the truth, your brother cat has accepted a major international project, and in a few days I'm going abroad for archaeology."

Hearing these words, Peng Yuan suddenly woke up like a dream.If Ding Jingyi didn't mention it, Peng Yuan almost forgot that J University and Davis had already signed the contract and confirmed the archaeological schedule.

Peng Yuan has never been abroad. As the God of Time and Space, in his memory, he has more impressions of foreign countries than experience.

He is still a little afraid of going abroad. A foreign country is equivalent to an unknown world.He had existed before, but he didn't know whether he should exist there.

——But it’s interesting to think about a fake foreigner who is afraid of going abroad.Accept the facts!

Peng Yuan made a black face, and touched the phone back again: "Frank, I have to go to North America and Northern Europe for this one. The time difference abroad is quite big, so I can't make your list. Brothers in your group arrange it, don't delay Make money. Wait for me to come back and bring special products."

Geng Zhi is also a senior naughty boy: "Oh oh oh, Brother Mao, let's go to work, and we'll talk when we come back."

Only then did Peng Yuan put down his phone in relief, and in a blink of an eye he saw Ding Jingyi smirking at him.

A patched salted fish pillow was wrapped around Ding Jingyi's head, and the delicate and slender chain-like gold ornaments on the devil's horns dangled between the gaps in the pillow, and one of the pendants was caught by the patched thread.How luxurious the gold ornaments are, how simple the salted fish pillow is, what a devilish contrast!

Peng Yuan couldn't help laughing, he hugged Ding Jingyi and shook him for a while, causing the gold ornaments on his horns to change from swaying weak willows to rustling.

Peng Yuan groaned: "What are you talking about with Geng Zhi? What do you want to do!"

Ding Jingyi yawned and narrowed his eyes as if he was sleepy watching the live broadcast: "I want to watch the jealous cat."

Demonic behavior!

"Good guy, I call it bad!" Peng Yuan threw Ding Jingyi down, "Fuck you!"

Ding Jingyi was sleepy all of a sudden, his eyes lit up: "You say I'm not sleepy anymore."

When it comes to sending out cat carts, Peng Yuan is the opposite of Nong Nongzi.The two worked until midnight, and it was three in the blink of an eye.Ding Jingyi raised her leg and put it on Peng Yuan's shoulder, and yawned deeply.

"Heh... A Yuan, your waist is too good, so mine is not good enough."

Peng Yuan hugged Ding Jingyi into his arms and yawned: "Don't worry about it, we can be average."

Peng Yuan hugged Ding Jingyi and kneaded unconsciously.Peng Yuan has already reached the full level of the skill of slapping demons, Ding Jingyi groaned for a while, then curled up on Peng Yuan and groaned.

Peng Yuan opened the game account, looked at the entrance of the summit game, but didn't click in.When did playing a game become a fight against fate?

Peng Yuan deeply understands the exhaustion of his own life. He dare not take risks, at least not when his IQ is online.

After all, he is no longer a lonely black-faced cat, he still has this big baby in his arms.

Big baby, Peng Yuan thought, and kissed Ding Jingyi with his arms around him.The fragrance of roses is refreshing, like the estrus period in Bohai Sea.

Peng Yuan felt that he was in the present as well as in the past, and the chaotic time and space gave him the illusion of eternity.

Peng Yuan smacked Ding Jingyi's face a few times: "You smell like roses, do you have a fever?"

Ding Jingyi laughed slowly: "Heh, heh, what a fever, it's heat! Wild instinct! Fuck you to death!"

Peng Yuan looked at the calendar, the devil came into heat once a year, the last time was in August, why did it come again before the Chinese New Year?

Ding Jingyi poked Peng Yuan: "You, start the car."

The cat car has been dispatched just now, and we have to wait for the next one.In order to pay attention to his boyfriend's health, Peng Yuan endured the boredom of the sage's time and leaned on Ding Jingyi, and smelled it carefully, from the ear to the neck and then to the chest.

Ding Jingyi squeezed Peng Yuan's waist: "Don't hug me."

Peng Yuan jumped: "Don't scratch me, I will scratch!"

"If you don't hug me, how can I tickle you?"

"You won't let me start the car, how can I push you? I'm brewing, and I'm going to put oil on the cat car!"

"Is there anyone who is so oily?"

Peng Yuan continued to smell: "You're wrong, your estrous body fragrance is not this rose scent, yours is a real rose scent, why is it divided into front, middle and back notes like perfume?"

Ding Jingyi raised the corner of her mouth: "Cai Cai the black-faced cat, this is the perfume you sent me."

It was only then that Peng Yuan remembered that when he came back from Bohai and passed through the city earlier, his official account raised a few hundred dollars. Peng Yuan bought a bottle of rose perfume for Ding Jingyi at the counter of the mall as soon as he got excited.

Ding Jingyi accepted it happily at the time, and after a while the two boarded the plane and began to feed each other regret medicine.

First of all, this bottle of perfume is more than 500 yuan, which exceeds their budget for a single piece of cosmetics - 300 yuan;

Secondly, even if you have to spend money, you shouldn’t spend 500 yuan on a bottle of perfume. In Ding Jingyi’s eyes, 500 yuan is obviously more cost-effective to eat hot pot. If you can’t eat hot pot, lipstick or make-up can last longer and is more cost-effective;

In the end—and Peng Yuan only found out when he was chatting with Anna a few months later, this bottle of perfume is considered to be an entry level for beginners.

In Anna's opinion, allocating a senior esthetician like Ding Jingyi really doesn't care about martial arts.

When Peng Yuan thought of this, he felt that he was the part of the steel straight man who was most inclined to be silly.

Peng Yuan lay on Ding Jingyi's body: "Really, it's so good."

Ding Jingyi stuck to Peng Yuan's ear: "I just like you who are so good, Cai Caimao is so cute, it is more aphrodisiac than anything else..."

Peng Yuan felt a warm feeling between his legs, it was Ding Jingyi who was touching him.Peng Yuan kissed Ding Jingyi on the cheek again, risking his life to accompany the gentleman, and we will talk about the maintenance of the cat cart later.

Seeing that the cat car was about to go on the road again, with a "squeak", the door opened.Immediately after Nuo Nuo's "meow meow" floated into his ears, Peng Yuan turned off the engine instantly, thinking that the cat car was scrapped.

Ding Jingyi also let go of his hand: "Why did this cat open the door?"

Knowing now that Hehehe can open the handle door, Peng Yuan thought about replacing all the doors at home with latches.

Hehehe walked to the bedside: "What are you doing?"

"What are you doing, doing something good!" Peng Yuan said angrily, "What do you want to do, shovel shit for dinner or masturbate?"

Hehehe shook his head purringly, like an emoji just out of the water.

Peng Yuan lost interest: "Why don't you come here if you don't want anything?"

Hehehe stretched his waist: "I'll just take a look."

Peng Yuan thought hey hey hey is a cat anyway, he likes to look at it, so he pulled the quilt up to his waist, lay on Ding Jingyi's body and rubbed his shoulders.Ding Jingyi also hummed along with the rhythm of Peng Yuan's kneading.

Peng Yuan remembered how his boyfriend was a prince, so he squeezed it: "I wonder if this cat is a little overseer who was reincarnated from Ai Luowen. Can anyone see the good things we did before?"

Ding Jingyi shuddered: "While bathing and dressing, there is a puppet to accompany her, but there are really no people."

Hehehe, I turned around in a circle to be bored, and seeing Peng Yuan lying on his stomach, he immediately jumped up like a rocket shot sideways, and rushed to his back.

Peng Yuan suddenly felt the overwhelming breath of Mount Tai coming: "Don't make trouble! Smash my spine!"

Ding Jingyi laughed and hiccupped: "Hi'er, the cat weighs less than ten catties, and you weigh more than 150 catties. Who smashed who?"

That being said, Ding Jingyi took the cat into his hand before hehehe fell on Peng Yuan, and sent the cat back to the ground with a magic trick of dealing poker cards.Hehehe fell into the sunflower pillow on the ground at the end of the bed, and cursed:

"Ding Ding is not human! Playing with cute kittens!"

Ding Jingyi this time