Record of Cultivation of Deflated Demons

Meow from time to time, "Are you committing suicide?"

Peng Yuan dried his hands, dragged the non-slip stool and stroked the cat: "We're fine, just soak for a while."

"Why don't you go to the bathhouse and soak at home?" Hehehe jumped down and walked to the door of the bathroom, "Make me worry."

Peng Yuan smiled: "Some things can only be said at home."

When Hehehe walked away, Ding Jingyi asked in confusion, "What did you say to the cat just now?"

"Cats are afraid of water, hehehe, I'm worried that we will spoil it, it's okay."

Ding Jingyi held up the bubble blower and poured soapy water into it: "You're so sensible."

Peng Yuan lowered his head, looked at Ding Jingyi's objects that violated the advertising law floating on the water, and raised his head.

This thing is really big, it floats like a crocodile, with it, there is no need to buy a little yellow duck in the bathtub.

Peng Yuan couldn't help touching it, and there was a scar at the root of the object that violated the advertising law.

"Does it still hurt?" Peng Yuan picked it up.

Ding Jingyi pressed a string of bubbles: "It's been 1000 years, why does it hurt?"

The first thing that Jimmy the Rabbit of Warcraft got the permission to drive was to take Olin Valentin, Prince of Hallony, on a trip, but he fell and injured him.This scar was left at that time.

Because Olin and Jimmy are also colleagues in the project, they trust him very much. When the cat car started, Olin was still taking a nap. This time he fell unprepared and broke the object that violated the advertising law.

"Oh, life is impermanent..." Peng Yuan blew on the soap bubbles covering his face, and the bubbles shattered, "I don't know where Max is."

Max is a puppet given by Orin to the God of Time and Space.After being injured in Jimmy's car, the magician Olin was not idle while recuperating, and made a golem with the severed organs.

If the Anna made with the heart is his emotion, and the Aka made with the eyes is his reason, then the Max made with this thing is his desire.

This is the content that Peng Yuan would never dare to write into the official account. If he writes it, he will be blocked immediately, and his business for several years will be in vain.

Although Max has no reproductive function, he is a golem in heat everywhere, which is more annoying than Lund.

All golems and monsters have been harassed by it.Its force is frighteningly high, and it once singled out the commander of the hussars, Wei Bo, for a long time without losing the wind.

The magician Olin decided to destroy it, but Karas, the god of time and space, couldn't bear it, so he begged Max from Olin. Karas and Olin first transformed it, stripping off the part of the puppet's core that caused it to estrus.

But Max was still full of energy, but the estrus turned into provoking trouble. He visited famous warriors in Ellowyn and challenged them—even Emperor Ain's idea!

Callas asked Max to clean the slit of time and space to consume energy, because there are many relics of civilization preserved by the god of time and space in the slit.

Endless space and infinite energy are in balance with each other.Moreover, Max's level of housekeeping is now the most expensive among cleaning companies.In this way, it completed a gorgeous turn from a ronin to a sweeping monk.

When Karas left the foggy continent, he also took Max with him, presumably he was doing housework in a corner of the continent, right?

"I don't want it anymore..." Peng Yuan picked up the pink plastic basin and slowly poured hot water on Ding Jingyi's shoulder, "Tell me, can Hu Shunhua convince other gods to dig out Lenny?"

Earlier at McDonald's, the two reached an agreement with Davis: Davis returned Lund to Ding Jingyi, and Peng Yuan released Lenny from the medical record.

The premise is that Ding Jingyi controls Lund and Davis controls Lenny.What a gentleman's agreement.

As for how to find this medical record, Davis said he would find a way by himself.

Ding Jingyi let out a "comfortable" sound, and blew up new bubbles: "If you buy the gods with cash, it probably won't work. But it's hard to say about attracting investment. Davis has several industrial production lines, which are just right for G City The gods are meant to serve the people's livelihood, and they will definitely agree."

Peng Yuan put down the plastic basin. If he was not so lucky and used the power of time and space to go back to the scene, I am afraid that everyone would be killed by Lenny.

So Davis wanted to settle the matter by attracting capital. Peng Yuan supported it intellectually, but was offended emotionally.

"A false alarm for economic development, okay."

Ding Jingyi waved his hand: "That's their business, they can discuss it themselves. I just think you are too wronged, this matter is endless. Even if you find the medical records, you can't make them so happy."

Peng Yuan didn't remember who Ding Jingyi had taken revenge on, so he subconsciously said, "Forget it, big brother, forget it."

Ding Jingyi looked at the toilet, and Lenny's wolf-headed wand was poked on it, which was the reserve of Pi Lizi.

Ding Jingyi's next words almost made Peng Yuan spit out: "Make Lund the size of a corn snake, how about we keep him in the toilet tank?"

——What kind of out-of-the-box thinking is this?

"No, no, the neighbors are probably quite scared when they see it..." Peng Yuan supported the edge of the bathtub, "It's better to keep it in the medicinal wine, everyone will feel better."

"Then I have to get some Shaoxing rice wine..."

As Ding Jingyi said, he stirred his fingers in the tub water, drawing wide and long colorful crystals.

"Forget it. If Lund stays with you, there will be two jealous cats in the family. This is not acceptable. I made you a jealous cat 1000 years ago, and you can't be a jealous cat now."

Exquisite breath!Peng Yuan opened his arms and gave Ding Jingyi a wet hug.

They have only been together for a few months, and Peng Yuan feels that he has eaten all the sweets in the world.

His best hope was to keep eating the sugar until his body was reduced to dust and his fame was no more.

Ding Jingyi scratched Peng Yuan, digging his brain out of the sweet cotton candy tenderness.

"I'm still worried. The anchor point of the Meteor Meteor is something you don't even know about, but I somehow have an impression."

Although Peng Yuan came out of the sugar pit, his thoughts still had a sweet aftertaste. A few colorful bubbles floated up, which confused him again, and he could only say one sentence: "What do you think?"

Ding Jingyi took off the dry hair cap: "When you were not around, someone once woke me up."

The water in the bathtub squeaked, and Peng Yuan sat up straight with a carp: "What else is there?"

"Maybe the god of death really died, so I have been awakened many times..." Ding Jingyi rubbed his eyes, "Speaking of Kleist, I think of different people every time, middle-aged people, girls, young people , but each with the surname Kleist."

Peng Yuan held his breath: "What exactly happened?"

"They need me to defeat the enemies of their allies - the village woman named Joan of Arc, expel the foreign emperor Gustav who wants to unify Germany, assassinate their angry political enemy Prime Minister Bismarck, end the evil rule of the Third Reich, let Families from both sides of the Berlin Wall are reunited."

"and then?"

"I said you should ask someone else to be smart! How can I, a person who has never fought a war, be able to maneuver? It is better to ask God than to count on me.

Kleist said it was a rule agreed between the ancestors and the God of Time and Space, but I asked him where the God of Time and Space was and asked him to come and tell me himself!

They couldn't speak, and they just hummed things like "When the meteor returns to the anchor point, fate will return to its original form".

I found it annoying, so I used a little star magic to show them where to find gold mines.

Knowing the location of the gold mine, they have the money to do it conveniently.Gold can't change the direction of history, can't solve their problems, but it can give me a peaceful sleep. "

Peng Yuan trembled, the Kleist family is really a pragmatic example of taking money and leaving...

Having said that, if the terrible turning point of history is thrown to the God of Time and Space to roll the dice, Peng Yuan is also very sure that he cannot let history go on a perfect track. After all, the God of Time and Space is just a recorder of civilization.Rather than shocking the world and interfering with history, it is better to quietly exist in the legend.

Peng Yuan clapped his hands, and the pen and paper floated over, leaving smooth handwriting: "When the meteor returns to the anchor point, fate will return to its original appearance."

What proverb or omen would this be?Peng Yuan didn't know, but he understood that this must be him in the past——

Left by the time and space gods who left Ellowyn, he had to go to the North Atlantic to see for himself.

Some secrets are waiting to be discovered inside him, just need to choose the right key to solve the puzzle.

119. Chapter 119

Three days later, the suburban cemetery of G City.

Peng Yuan held up the medical record paper and narrowed his eyes.Lenny squeezed into the corner of one-eighth of the paper, folded into an L shape and grinned, and the blank space was filled with crooked "I! Fuck! You! Mom!"

...The typography is quite hip-hop.

"Attitude, pay attention to attitude!"

Peng Yuan slapped the paper, Hu Shunhua turned his embarrassing eyes away, Davis was indifferent, but Ding Jingyi danced and almost shouted, regardless of the dozens of Davis' subordinates behind him.

Davis promised the gods to introduce the industrial production line is a certainty, so the gods sent Hu Shunhua as a representative to supervise the release of the two-dimensional Lenny buried in the cemetery.

Davis responded with extremely high efficiency. Within three days, he signed the contract with the factory and paid the intent deposit. The factory then began to prepare the production workshop and issue job recruitment notices.

When Peng Yuan heard this result, what appeared in his mind was the laborers carrying buckets from all walks of life, happily coming to work overtime.

Davis dispatched more than a dozen security personnel to accompany them to the cemetery. Because Lenny is also a large murderer, restraint belts, wheelchairs, and ambulances are all available.Peng Yuan looked at the posture of being ready for battle, and felt that things must be done.