Record of Cultivation of Deflated Demons

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Ding Jingyi slipped into Peng Yuan's arms, Peng Yuan rubbed him for a while, Ding Jingyi began to whine: "I want to drink hot water."

Peng Yuan snapped his fingers, and the clean kettle and cups in the kitchen floated up automatically, washed himself clean as if manipulated by someone, and then filled with hot water and floated over.

Ding Jingyi took a sip and returned the cup to Peng Yuan: "Why is the water you took sweet, I have to inject insulin right away."

"Rainbow Fart King, let me tell you what's good about you..." Peng Yuan took the cup and took a sip, "Blessings and sorrows, we are hospitalized together."

Ding Jingyi sneered, and said seriously, "I'm also surprised that the side effect of losing power magic is only now appearing."

Peng Yuan remembered that when Ding Jingyi was repairing the golden coffin, he beat up the troublesome weasel and violated the oath of "not harming wild animals", thus completely losing the "orientation" of the powerful magic of the goddess of hunting.

Ding Jingyi added: "There used to be a magician in Settlem who lost her hunting power. The goddess of hunting cursed her to die at the hands of wild beasts. This magician was really killed by wolves.

Although there are no wolves in our city, the weasel is also very annoying.When you're not around, I get a footstep or two every day I go downstairs.It's not easy to buy a pair of Air Jordans. I feel distressed when I wipe eight footprints. "

"I didn't see a single weasel when I came back at night..." Peng Yuan scratched Ding Jingyi's face, "Maybe it's cold and they all went back to their dens."

It's already minus ten degrees in November in City G. Normal animals would never come out if they were not about to starve to death.

"Hmm..." Ding Jingyi raised the phone and tapped it, "Do you want to learn this transformation magic, but the spell is not very smart to read in human language."

"What does the spell say?"

"Aba Aba."

"no."

Ding Jingyi smiled: "Okay, let me see if there are mentally retarded behaviors in the circle of friends... Fuck, there really are."

Peng Yuan leaned over his head: "What mental retardation?"

Ding Jingyi handed over the phone, Peng Yuan tilted his head to look at it, and burst out laughing.Ding Jingyi snapped his fingers, and the water splash immediately stopped in the air, less than a micron away from the phone screen, and half a second later at night, the phone will have to be replaced with a film.

Ding Jingyi covered her mouth: "Respect the mentally handicapped, don't spray."

On the screen is a photo of Zuo Heng's circle of friends. The picture shows Zuo Heng standing in front of the Gee B16888 Bentley Mercedes, wearing a Canadian goose on a cold night in the north, and hugging Anna like a mentally retarded.

The accompanying text is even more embarrassing: "My own father didn't even buy me this car!"

The following is Zuo Lingyun's reply: "The door is locked, don't come back tonight, boy."

Immediately afterwards, a line of Zuo Heng's reply: "Dad, I was wrong."

Long lines of hahaha and hahaha variants.

Zuo Heng's unified reply: "My dad doesn't answer my calls anymore, who will take me in for a night."

Peng Yuan wanted to retreat tactically, but he had nowhere to turn: "Take a photo of a rented luxury car and post it on Moments. This car was rented by someone else. It's a recurrence of the sequelae of studying! Posting on Moments to spray my father but not blocking my father He won’t go if there is a way to heaven, and he won’t vote if there is a door at home. He’s so good, I call him an expert!”

Hehehe meowed on the balcony: "You are too noisy! Keep your voice down! I'm going to bed!"

Ding Jingyi asked in confusion, "What did the cat say?"

Peng Yuan immediately lowered his voice by an octave, like an agent in a joint: "You know... By the way, didn't this Pao Wang go to Canada to study in graduate school? Why are you back now?"

Ding Jingyi flicked two fingers, and the water droplets floating in the air gathered into lines and floated towards the kitchen.

"Pao Wang has gone, and I have completed the credits of the first year in three months."

Peng Yuan was startled: "How can a small town be so fierce when it comes to foreign countries?"

Ding Jingyi shook his head: "This guy is really a knives player! When he is good, he is very good: the fire extinguisher beats Lund, and he completes a year's credits in three months; when he is not good, he is especially bad: he also makes money and borrows money online, and the circle of friends sprays kisses Dad forgot to block it."

"Then is this Pao Wang good or not?"

"I didn't know, Schrödinger's clubbing."

"Hahaha!"

Peng Yuan hugged Ding Jingyi and kissed him a few times, and Ding Jingyi took off his pants. How could anyone be so sleazy!Peng Yuan threw the phone away: "I'll take a shower and give you a clean cat car."

When he sat in the bathtub, Peng Yuan looked in the mirror and found that he was really black, like reptiles at the bottom of the abyss, black mud in the Holy Grail, and a figure at the scene of a fire.

When digging the soil, Peng Yuan didn't notice it because it was getting dark gradually.But under the light of the bathroom light, Peng Yuan found that he was really dark. Thinking about it, Ding Jingyi didn't despise him just now, which is a little luck among misfortunes.

When Peng Yuan returned to the bedroom after taking a shower, the clock was already past ten o'clock, and the whole room was filled with long-lost humming sounds. Ding Jingyi was paralyzed on the bed like a robot with a power cut off, without changing his clothes.

Peng Yuan touched Ding Jingyi and helped him change his pajamas. While changing clothes, he found several lovesickness acne on Ding Jingyi's back. Peng Yuan felt distressed for a while, so he wiped it with alcohol, put on the acne patch, and covered good quilt.

Peng Yuan put on a mask himself, and lay on the sofa in the living room happily in the cool touch. If he tilted his body, he could see Ding Jingyi's sleeping face, and if he tilted his head, he could also see hehehe hanging outside the cat's nest tail.

At this moment, he completely forgot the reality that digging for three months yielded nothing, and even felt that he could continue to fight.

The mask is a moisturizing eggshell membrane used in medical beauty, which keeps Peng Yuan moisturized for half an hour.

After washing his face, Peng Yuan felt that he had returned to reality.He looked at his phone and was about to go to bed after replying to the message.

It just so happened that there were a few @his messages in the travel group.After returning from Bohai, there was no news about this group except takeaway red envelopes. Everyone's system defaulted to a dead group, but @ suddenly appeared at this time, and Peng Yuan looked at them one by one.

@他的是Qian Feifei: "Foreigner, today we talked about you while playing Bixian, and Xiao Ruan Ruan got a weird result. Be careful when you go out recently."

"Ah, Xiao Ruanruan is practicing too?"

Peng Yuan's first reaction was not his own safety, but that Xiao Ruanruan, who was brought back from the pet shop, had also become good.

Qian Feifei sent a photo. In the photo, Xiao Ruan Ruan still looks like a white chinchilla, holding a note, and behind him is a board with circles. It looks like it is used by a pen fairy.

Peng Yuan zoomed in on the photo and took a closer look. On the note in Xiaoruanruan's hand, seven words were cut and pasted with newspaper.

Peng Yuan read aloud: "Prime Minister Bai knows that he still presses the sword."

Peng Yuan glanced at Ding Jingyi, who was sleeping peacefully: What the hell is this poem that provokes yin and yang?

106. Chapter 106

Peng Yuan remembered, "Prime Minister Bai knows how to press the sword, and the rich men first achieve it with a smile and play the crown." It is Wang Wei's poem.

The meaning of the original text is that one has to beware of each other with the sword until one gets along with one another, and people who were rich first pretended not to know their poor friends before, which can be described as a very unhealthy and unfriendly interpersonal relationship.

Peng Yuan's first reaction was that someone was blackmailing his boyfriend. After all, the two have been dating for 1000 years in the past and present.But it is also puzzling for Xiao Ruan Ruan Wan Pen Xian to see such a result.

Peng Yuan looked at the sleeping Ding Jingyi, and typed out in the group: "How did you come up with this result?"

Qian Feifei posted another video, which is the night surveillance of the J University Library.Peng Yuan recognized at a glance that it was a non-loan collection area.

Not long after, a boy wearing a hood appeared on the screen, and then the monitor flickered, and snowflakes appeared on the screen. When the screen returned to normal, the boy and the collection disappeared.

"It's a long story, this is surveillance from three months ago..." Qian Feifei explained, "The school teacher called the police, but nothing was found. Who is the guy in this video, why did he steal the book, and how did he have the ability Stealing books from a library has no clue.

Teacher Li from your department sent someone to see me before the business trip.We are the master of wealth, and books are wealth, so we found the right one. "

It was only then that Peng Yuan remembered that before going to the archaeological site, Li Yun hadn't contacted him for a few days, and he had missed some things like toothbrushes and clothes before he left. It turned out that he was busy with this matter.

Qian Feifei said again: "We looked at the matter and found the book in a warehouse. There was a snake scale the size of a curtain where the book was placed. The book was only lost for a week, and it was still in good condition. I I think it was the monster's house snake. Did he come to you?"

Peng Yuan was full of question marks, he kissed Ding Jingyi, "After we came back from Bohai, have you seen Lund?"

Ding Jingyi whimpered: "No... Didn't we drive him away?"

Peng Yuan raised his voice: "Hey hey hey! After you came to our house, have you seen a tender young man or a big white snake?"

A meow sound came from the balcony: "I have never been out at home. Besides you and Brother Ding Ding, who else can I see?"

Strange……

Peng Yuan pressed a reply in the group: "Lund did not contact us directly."

Qian Feifei sent a series of question marks: "The monster's snake came to steal books three months ago, but he didn't meet the two of you face to face. What is he trying to do?"

A series of reasonings flashed in Peng Yuan's mind: Lund followed them from Bohai to J University, avoided them to go to J University's library, and went straight to Ai Luowen's collection... What could it be for?

"I don't want to, I don't know what Lund is going to do. Speaking of which..." Peng Yuan pulled back the topic, "Xiao Ruanruan asked this poem at the pen fairy, under what circumstances and how did he ask it?"

Fifth Brother popped up suddenly: "Xiao Huihui is looking at things, not solving cases. But she is a little overthinking about this matter, and she has been thinking about it. A few days ago