Record of Cultivation of Deflated Demons

It's time to go home, your fever will subside by then, and I still have a few days left for my summer vacation.At that time, we will lie comfortably at home and blow on the air conditioner, and then weld the car door shut. "

"You won't have a drop left."

"What about the rest?"

Ding Jingyi patted Peng Yuan's waist: "If you leave a drop, I will lose!"

Peng Yuan hugged Ding Jingyi's head tightly, and hammered him on the back angrily: "Whether it's a race to win or lose? Be a human being!"

Ding Jingyi scratched Peng Yuan's body as if he had lost his IQ, like an otter, not only being strangled by fate, but also sucked by a black-faced cat.

Peng Yuan also scratched back, it's cool to play without thinking, let the natural disasters and reports see the litter box!

The two of them were planing on the bed, and the sheet was in a mess, like a piece of wrinkled paper.

Between playing around, time has passed.Peng Yuan took out the thermometer conveniently, it was 39 degrees.

Peng Yuan handed the thermometer to Ding Jingyi: "This body temperature can probably make you a citizen of the cat country."

Ding Jingyi pushed it away: "Reject, is it that I, the dignified Otter Country, are dying, or your black-faced cat is drifting away again."

Peng Yuan took the opportunity to hold Ding Jingyi's hand: "The temperature has dropped, take another medicine."

"That's my normal body temperature."

Peng Yuan held the thermometer, put his fist on Ding Jingyi's shoulder, drew a circle slowly, and threw a heavy bomb: "If the fever subsides, send the cat car ahead of time!"

Ding Jingyi jumped up when he heard it: "If you say that, I'm going to run out of stock in the pharmacy!"

There is no pharmacy in the island hotel, so it is not out of stock.Peng Yuan squeezed out the fever-reducing medicine and handed it to Ding Jingyi's lips. His fingertips touched the hot lips, and he felt wonderfully sensitive. Although the pill was tiny, it came off with perceivable lightness.

Ding Jingyi looked at him with a smirk: "Is taking medicine a foodie?"

Peng Yuan touched the corner of Ding Jingyi's mouth: "It doesn't count, wait for the bus."

"Start!"

As Ding Jingyi spoke, she showed her teeth and bit Peng Yuan's hand.Although Peng Yuan saw the sharp incisors of the devil, he didn't want to hide. He knew the domestic devil knew it well, so he followed Ding Jingyi to bite it.

This bite was accompanied by a slight "click", Peng Yuan was unharmed, but the thermometer was broken into two pieces, and the mercury and glass scattered into crystal beads and fragments.

Peng Yuan fixed Ding Jingyi's head with one hand, wrapped a few laps of paper towels with the other hand, and took out Ding Jingyi's mouth: "You foodie, you eat mercury and glass. Are you immune, I don't want to die!"

When Ding Jingyi heard what Peng Yuan said, she closed her mouth, silently climbed out of the bed with Peng Yuan's hand in her mouth, and the two of them took devilish steps in the guest room like conjoined twins.

There is sea sand dug up temporarily on the balcony, which was originally intended to be used as a cat litter box for Hei Hei, but now it has an effect.Ding Jingyi dragged Peng Yuan to squat down, and vomited out the thermometer that was broken into glass and mercury.

After Ding Jingyi vomited, she said, "It's cool to bite Ah Yuan without thinking!"

"You're not a zombie! Why don't you bite me with your brains!"

Peng Yuan swung his arms and slapped Ding Jingyi's buttocks, "It's really hard for you to speak human words."

"Then get a brain with water!"

Peng Yuan cracked open on the spot: "Return the repeater! The thermometer is broken, even if your temperature returns to normal, I don't know. Let's borrow a thermometer at the front desk of the hotel tomorrow and see if I can test my IQ."

Ding Jingyi thought about it carefully, no matter what, the plan to distribute the cat cars tonight was in vain.He wasn't stupid at all, and his face was full of unhappiness.

Ding Jingyi looked at Peng Yuan, with tears streaming down his face: "You've made up your mind, you're going to give me a hard time, right?"

Hearing this illogical complaint, Peng Yuan felt that he could still have a mitosis: "Okay, little ancestor, you bit the thermometer and you bit me, I'm deflated, you eat it."

Ding Jingyi wiped her mouth and plunged into Peng Yuan's arms: "Don't eat, you can tell the difference between a full meal and a full meal. If you eat you today, you won't have to eat next time."

Peng Yuan patted Ding Jingyi again: "It's still sustainable, Mr. Ding, are you going to dismember the black-faced cat to teach? I'll eat you first!"

After speaking, Peng Yuan turned his head and bit Ding Jingyi's ear.It is said to be biting, but it is just to hold it lightly, and then shake its head.

Ding Jingyi whimpered, wriggling on Peng Yuan's body like an otter.The two rubbed against each other, and the curtains of the room's floor-to-ceiling windows fluttered with the sea breeze, like the curtains of a temple.

"Ah Yuan, when I'm with you, I feel strange contradictions. I was afraid of the sea, afraid of being judged by others, so afraid that I couldn't move an inch. But when you're here, I'm not afraid anymore."

"Isn't that a good thing?"

"But fear is also a part of who I am, and taking away the fear, I feel like I'm not myself anymore."

"Don't worry, IQ is also a part of me, and my IQ goes offline when I'm with you."

"Oh, yes. Then I'm fine."

The two got together and laughed hey hey, like thieves sharing the spoils of fate.

At this time, the landline in the room rang.

Ding Jingyi snapped his fingers, and the landline floated up and landed on the bed.Peng Yuan pressed the speakerphone, and an old female voice blurred like bubbles came out: "Hello, Mr. Peng, this is the pet area. May I ask you... er... are you the owner of this "Hey Hey Hey" cat? "

Peng Yuan replied: "I am one of the cat owners."

The female voice said again: "Your kitten is washed, please go to the pet area to pick it up. There will be an additional foster fee, one hundred yuan a night, and it will be midnight in 10 minutes. Please hurry up."

After returning from the sea, hehehe was also soaked, and a sneeze could produce half a meter of snot.

Peng Yuan went to the pet area of ​​the hotel to buy a bath for Heihehe. After all, he had never washed a cat before, and he had to take care of his boyfriend who had a fever. The cat should be left to professionals.

Ding Jingyi sat up: "How much is the deworming? Can it be done overnight?"

Ding Jingyi obviously didn't want to go back to the room tonight.

The female voice replied: "Deworming, [-] for kittens and [-] for adult cats. Buying deworming services comes with a bath and overnight foster care."

Peng Yuan and Ding Jingyi looked at each other, this black-faced cat calculated hastily, and it was a big loss!

Peng Yuan took over the conversation: "Thank you, I'll go get the cat right away, and I'll be there in 10 minutes."

The female voice urged: "Hurry up, it will be past zero soon, and the next day will be billed."

100 yuan is enough to eat a barbecue that fills the gaps between the teeth, and Peng Yuan immediately felt sorry for the yuan.

When Ding Jingyi heard about Qian, she put on her coat and followed Peng Yuan out of the guest room, regardless of the fever.

As soon as the two went out, they could only smell a strong smell of fresh air in the corridor.Ding Jingyi stopped in her tracks: "This is the smell before a thunderstorm."

Peng Yuan sniffled: "The ozone concentration is high before a thunderstorm, which is normal."

Ding Jingyi hesitated.

Peng Yuan guessed Ding Jingyi's concerns: go get the cat, the pet area is a separate building, two roads away from the guest room building, the rain may fall at any time, but if there is a thunderstorm, Ding Jingyi may be scared to death on the spot;

Even if Ding Jingyi didn't go to get the cat, Ding Jingyi would endure the thunder alone in the room without anyone to accompany her.

Peng Yuan took out the key card: "It's going to rain, let's get it tomorrow hehehe."

Ding Jingyi held Peng Yuan's hand: "The time limit is 10 minutes, and the cat will save 100%. You can eat half a barbecue for 100 yuan. Why not use this money?"

Ding Jingyi, the Porcelain King with a net worth of 60 yuan, feels sorry for 100 yuan, and even if he eats barbecue, he can think of a piece of it. Peng Yuan thinks he should ask his boyfriend. After all, mental retardation is more contagious than any speech , Properly one infects two.

Thinking of this, he couldn't hold back his laughter.Following a burst of earth-shattering "hahaha", Peng Yuan slid and sat at the door, covering his stomach that was showing his abdominal muscles from laughter. The door card just scraped across the sensing area, and the door opened with a bang.

The paintings on the corridor wall also trembled, as if responding to Peng Yuan's happiness, a few pieces of wallpaper hung down.

"What are you laughing at..." Ding Jingyi grabbed Peng Yuan, "You must want to say that mental retardation is contagious!"

Peng Yuan was paralyzed on the ground and twitched, and his slippers were gone: "How could... ha ha ha... say that! This is... a secret!"

Ding Jingyi rolled his eyes: "The black-faced cat's name is Hehehe, I think your black-faced cat's name should be Hahaha."

Peng Yuan hoarsely laughed tiredly: "You are called Daidai, and the whole family is neat and tidy."

Ding Jingyi frowned: "Why do you two have left and right characters, and I have up and down characters? I want to call it papapa."

Peng Yuan laughed out the snot bubbles that didn't exist: "You are a talent, our household registration book has found a treasure!"

Upon hearing this, Ding Jingyi rubbed Peng Yuan's hands, scratching the most itchy place under his armpits.

Peng Yuan danced with his hands and feet, hahaha, another octave higher, when he laughed, he felt his hands were empty.

"Jingyi, the room card, the room card is gone!"

Ding Jingyi didn't care about it at all: "Didi, send the bus card! Just do it!"

While the two were laughing, the alarm clock in the lobby downstairs rang.

"Boom-thump-"

Peng Yuan immediately hugged his head.The clock is an ordinary grandfather clock, and Peng Yuan has never heard it ring since he moved in, but now it rings as loudly as a bell from an ancient temple.

Even if Peng Yuan covered his ears, he couldn't help shaking, feeling like he was back to the moment when the second world-destroying meteor fell to J magnitude.

"Boom-thump-"

The sound of the bell was loud, and the waves hit the space, and all the lights in the corridor were extinguished.

Peng Yuan had an instant illusion that he would be crushed by something in the bell, there was no reason or logic, it was just human beings' innate fear of the unknown and the dark night.

The moment Peng Yuan had this idea, Ding Jingyi squatted down and opened his arms to hug him. His wings cast a long shadow in the dark corridor, and the familiar body temperature surrounded Peng Yuan, overcoming the heat of the summer night and dispelling the coldness in his heart. and fear.

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