[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

There is no need to say who came outside the Lingxiao Palace.In short, Brother Monkey and I played GG with laughter and laughter. I watched Brother Monkey being slapped into the mortal world with a tangled face, and the Five Elements Mountain was crushed down.Miraculously, even though he was pressed down, the mortal monkey brother was still struggling.

After all, the Buddha stickers have not been pasted on the Five Elements Mountain yet. While tearing up the mountain with his bare hands, Monkey Brother shouted that one person should do the work and one should be responsible. Everything is his fault and has nothing to do with me and the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain.

Tathagata ignored Brother Monkey and threw out a Buddha sticker. Soon, the world became quiet.He looked at me kindly and asked, "Do you want to bet with me?"

The corners of my mouth twitched wildly, and I kowtowed: "No, no, the little demon should be punished, but the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain don't know about it, so I ask the Buddha to raise his hand."

So, Brother Hou was punished to be under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years of self-cultivation, and I was locked up in Li Jing's Linglong Pagoda to expel hostility for 200 years.The punishment was determined by the Buddha, but it was Guanyin Bodhisattva who was responsible for the implementation of the project.I originally wanted to say Empress Guanyin, but it turned out to be a white, fat, fish-eyed man, because the image of Mao Guanyin is not as good as the Roaring Dog!

Avalokitesvara seems to have seen through my slander, holding the jade bottle, said lazily: "The appearance is just a cloud, so don't be attached."

No, you still have to be persistent.

Guanyin complained: "Why should I be in charge of the project of learning scriptures from the Western Paradise? It is really troublesome."

Me: "..." Your image has collapsed! Hey Bodhisattva, it's still a spoiler!

Guanyin: "Go quickly to the Linglong Pagoda."

Me: "Didn't the tower blow up?"

Guanyin: "It's repaired, and it still has its own colored light, so don't worry about it."

Me: "Then, before I'm imprisoned, can I see Brother Monkey and Huaguo Mountain again?"

After thinking about it, Guanyin agreed and told me to go and come back quickly.

I went down to earth in a short time, first ran to Huaguo Mountain to take care of him, and then went to Monkey Brother.

A huge mountain was pressing on the monkey, but he was still happy, but none of the sworn brothers came to visit him.And his monkey grandson didn't know his situation. I had already prepared for this, so I didn't feel desolate, but I was a little moved.

After feeding the peaches and bananas to Brother Monkey, I said sadly, "After this meal, I'm going to be on my way."

Brother Monkey: "Don't be cowardly, it's only 200 years."

Me: "Oh, it would be fine if we stayed together, why should we separate, it's so boring."

Monkey Brother: "Yo, I miss me now."

Me: "But I heard that it's not Li Jing who guards the pagoda, but Nezha! Thinking about it makes me feel better!"

Brother Monkey: "...you are hopeless."

I smiled obscenely: "Maybe in 200 years, he and I will have children! A bunch of lotus roots?"

Brother Monkey: "That's not necessarily the case. Do you think everyone is thinking about that obscene thing like you?"

I was serious: "The succession of the family is a big deal, Brother Hou, don't you see that Big Brother Niu and Iron Fan's sister-in-law are also very good, you can actually find me a sister-in-law."

Brother Hou disliked it: "Come on, get out of here."

Me: "I won't be able to see you again for 200 years, are you willing to let me go!"

Brother Monkey: "I don't want to, but you should get out."

Me: "Hmph, well, I will come to accompany you when I am released from prison!"

Sure enough, the gossip from Avalokitesvara was correct. During the 200 years I was serving my sentence, Nezha came to watch over the Linglong Pagoda.At this moment, I haven't entered the pagoda yet, Li Jing is sitting in the first seat, Nezha is holding the pagoda and standing aside, and I am being pressed down by the heavenly soldiers.Just as I was about to go in, there was a wait behind me.

When I looked back, it was Chang'e who came holding the Jade Rabbit, and when I was surprised, Zixia was following behind!I can still understand my goddess coming here, but what happened to Zixia!

Chang'e said that she interceded with Xiao Taibai, so she came out to see me. She was holding a big bag full of moon cakes.I was so moved that my eyes were wet. Although Yutu looked down on me for being a good-looking person, she also said a few words of comfort at this time.It turns out that it can talk when it is in the shape of a rabbit, although it still has the rough voice of a muscular man, which looks quite scary.

I carried the bag of mooncakes on my body, and was about to give the goddess a big hug when Nezha's hand lay between us.

"Monster, don't go beyond it." The third prince, who was as cold as frost, said impersonally.

I can't hug you, can't I hug my goddess!Even if it looks like my dish, it can't be too much. Seeing my desire to hate, Chang'e smiled and sympathized with me.A few words to resolve the tense atmosphere between me and Nezha, she saluted Li Jing and Nezha again, and then stepped aside.

What's the matter with this sense of sight of being sent to prison by relatives? After Chang'e sent me, Zixia, who was not at odds with me, also came forward.

I won't show weakness in front of him, and I won't let him slap me in the face again.I covered my cheeks and said, "Why are you here! Want to see me joke? I tell you no way! After 200 years, I will be a good monster again!"

Zixia sarcastically said: "Other monsters are still crying after entering the Linglong Tower, but you are fine, you just look like an idiot."

Ignoring his cowardly verbal attack, I stretched out my hand towards him, Zixia followed my gesture and asked suspiciously, "Why?"

My fingers trembled like a grandpa: "If you want to bid farewell, you must have a gift to be sincere! Look at my goddess, there are so many mooncakes. You should pick some 9000-year-old flat peaches for me to be worthy!"

"puff--"

As soon as I said this, Li Jing, who was drinking tea, sprayed his mouth all over his mouth, and Nezha stepped back calmly.

Zixia's skin was already fair, but after being teased twice by me, she looked a little blushing. He frowned, and said harshly: "Why didn't you get turned into stone slag by the Eight Diagrams furnace of the Supreme Lord!"

Look, Tsundere flirting is an achievement.I raised my eyebrows tremblingly, and after thinking about it, the rogue said to him: "Oh, you little enemy is so bold. I ignored you before, but you come to me one after another, just tell me if you are interested in me. Now You even came to see me off, tsk tsk, I appreciate your kindness, I advise you to find a good family."

"Hehehehe, I am interested in you? Okay, I will be interested in you today!"

Zixia flicked out her purple light sword, and the Li family father and son who were watching the play finally came to fight, but Chang'e covered her lips and smiled enough.

Li Jing pulled me, and Nezha grabbed Zixia's hand, and I became angry, jealousy made me change beyond recognition.

Me: "Hey! Why is Nezha pulling you!"

Nezha: "..."

Li Jing: "...Is this old man disgusted?"

Zixia: "The alchemy furnace won't kill you, even if I cut you off!"

Yutu: "Master, don't you want to persuade me?"

Chang'e: "There are so many new jade dramas that the stage can't fit, so let's leave after watching."

Goddess, you understand me very well!

"very noisy."

In the end, with Nezha's words, this big melee ended.He let go of Zixia, then raised his hand and grabbed me, before I could laugh, he was thrown away by the boy and thrown to the bottom of the tower.It's so merciless, I appreciate it!

As soon as I entered the tower, I found that I could see the outside from this window, and I didn't know whether I could see the inside clearly from the outside.

It's just that the outside world can be seen but not touched, which is also very cruel.I saw Chang'e pulling Zixia, who was fussy, away, just like a big sister leading a little brother, and the Linglong Pagoda was held in the palm of Nezha, and Li Jing began to drink his tea again.

Withdrawing my gaze, I began to look at my environment.This tower is like a cut square, where demons and ghosts occupy their own space, and decorate it with spells, just like decorating a house.

Moreover, the pagoda is graded layer by layer, and there are many demons and ghosts locked inside, all of them are vicious guys.Some of them kept their original shape, they were extremely vicious, while others were just like me, beautiful and beautiful.At the bottom, I didn't act rashly at first, but just like going to jail, newcomers must be educated.

So I rolled up my sleeves with a smile and started the road of anti-training.I messed with the Monkey King, how could you be bullied by ordinary monsters?

Tari is not limited in strength, and I can call it a tough one when I use my hands.In a blink of an eye, the monsters at the bottom level were cleaned up. They trembled and snotted and said that they would never bully me again, and said that if they were good, they could go to the next level.

What's the matter with this game's mode of fighting monsters and upgrading?

After thinking about it, I still went up, and it happened to be able to practice my hands.

After going up two floors in a row, I don't know how many floors there are, and I'm a little tired.There are many banshees on this floor. They are different from the monsters downstairs. When I first came up, they were indeed full of hostility towards me, but when they found out that I was a girl, they were more polite to me and asked me how I got in.

I suddenly became one with them, there are spider spirits, snake spirits, lake monsters, flower demons, wraiths, etc., all of whom made mistakes to come in.They were able to occupy this floor because they huddled together to keep warm, and they were able to drive down those monsters who fought alone because of their strength.

The females just know how to live, and make this floor beautiful with spells. The spider spirits spun a lot of silk, and hung their handmade gadgets on it. Sister Wraith taught everyone needlework, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.

I stared dumbfounded at everyone's happy appearance. Is this the Linglong Tower or Xanadu!It's so magical!

"Sister Xinyu is new here, she must be surprised. But you are still very good at climbing up to the fourth floor with your own strength." Sister Wraith Ling was threading needles with her hands, guiding the lake monster girl, and chatting with me.

"Fourth floor? What do you mean?" I sat next to her with my knees in my arms, with a dazed look on my face.

The spider spirit continued: "Because Tianwang Li's Linglong Pagoda has seven floors, and the higher it goes up, the more powerful it becomes. The most incredible monsters are all on the first floor."

Oh oh oh, the setting of this kind of bloody comics, do I want to put the first layer on it!If Brother Monkey is here, he will definitely encourage me!

Seeing my eager expression, the snake spirit patted me with its tail: "Don't worry, the monsters on the first floor are very powerful and exclusive. You will definitely suffer if you go up alone."

Me: "Let's attack together!"

All the girls: "No, no, you can go, we can just live."

Me: "...Oh, okay then."

Centipede Jing handed me pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and then stuffed me with a basket of needlework, and said kindly: "Oh, you should cultivate yourself first, we can teach you."

The corner of my mouth twitched wildly: "Where did you get these things? Spell change?"

The flower demon grinned, "It was brought in by the cookies!"

I snorted in disgust and frowned: "Cookies? You mean Li Tianwang?"

All the banshees quickly shook their heads: "No, no, it's his youngest son."

Nezha?My jaw was about to drop in shock, what kind of operation is this!I saw the lake monster girl cupping her face, and said nympho: "Little brother is good-looking, although he is cold, but he is actually quite caring."

Sister Wraith continued to boast: "The purpose of sending these things is to let us get rid of our hostility, cultivate our health and cultivate our character, not to mention that this worldly thing is quite interesting."

No way, could it be that the banshees on the fourth floor are all Xiaolian Root's girlfriend fans!This is raising a harem!

The author has something to say: Banshees: No, we are just lotus root fans!