[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Since I was watching the battle and affected their performance too much, Brother Monkey drove me back to the Water Curtain Cave. I was itchy but dared not be disobedient.The monkeys, armed with knives, guns and sticks, followed me around.I stopped suddenly, and a group of monkeys bumped into me, and I helped the little monkey up.

The little monkey was confused: "What is the second king worrying about?"

Me: "I'm worried."

Little Monkey: "Hey, don't worry about it. Our Great Sage is amazing!"

I stroked its monkey head and said worriedly: "No, I'm worried about the third prince Nezha."

Little Monkey: "...Second King, I don't really understand your operation."

Me: "Zai, do you know that the palms and the backs of the hands are full of flesh?"

The old monkey on the side complained: "I just met, what third prince who came up that day has become the palm of the second king?"

My old face blushed, and before I could argue with it a few times, I heard the sound of drums outside the cave.I confessed, and then flew out, there was no Nezha figure at this time, only Brother Monkey was standing in front of the waterfall outside, and the upper layers of dark clouds in the sky were full of heavenly soldiers and generals.The opponent's drums were beating like rain, and their morale was greatly boosted, but the leader was no longer King Tota, but——

Erlang God?

There is still a roaring dog lying on his feet, this is definitely Yang Jian's mistake!

I looked around for a while, and it was indeed a handsome man facing the wind, with a well-defined chisel, sharp brows and starry eyes.No wonder the goddess voted him the most beautiful man in the heaven.

"You idiot, you're drooling."

I wiped my mouth subconsciously, and then greeted Brother Hou's eyes looking at the mentally retarded, he poked my forehead and yelled: "First it was Nezha, and now it's this little boy, who loves the other when he sees one, and molested that fairy Zixia before." I see you will fall for this beauty sooner or later!"

I hugged my head and begged for mercy: "Brother Monkey, calm down! No matter how crazy I am, I'm still on your side!"

Brother Monkey: "Hmph!"

I whispered: "Then, what about Nezha?"

Brother Hou sneered, and deliberately said: "That kid lost to me, he was beaten away by my sticks and called his father!"

I covered my ears: "No! I don't believe it! Even if the little lotus root can't beat you, it will only retreat coldly with blood on its red lips! Instead of crying for father and mother!"

Monkey Brother: "...the idol filter is too thick, okay, okay, I'm lying to you, it's just a strategic retreat, okay?"

I was still arguing with Brother Hou. Yang Jian had come down from the clouds in full armor, and during that time, he actually took a detour and went in the direction of the back mountain. Fortunately, Xiao Tiangou bit his shirt and pulled it to Shuilian Cave.

Brother Monkey: "..."

Me: "That's right, I suspect Erlang Shen is a road idiot."

Brother Monkey: "A straight line can also be a road idiot?"

Me: "Fairy, there are always a few small flaws to be cute."

Brother Monkey: "I don't want to fight this retarded man."

Still disgusted, Yang Jian has brought Xiao Tiangou to us.

I greeted Xiao Tiangou: "Hey, do you remember me?"

Xiaotiangou: "Miss Xinyu."

Yang Jian was taken aback, patted his dog, and looked at me with a pure smile: "It turns out that the girl and my Xiaotian know each other."

Wow, what a gentle and polite Yang Jian!His whole body exudes aristocratic temperament, and he somehow feels that he is a good man.I thought it was the kind of incomparable second-generation ancestor!Sure enough, pets are just like their owners!

Brother Monkey smiled slyly. As a gossip monkey, he joked desperately: "I heard that your mother is the younger sister of the old man Jade Emperor, and she gave birth to you through illicit mortals. Blood mold~ I said it's not good for you to be a second generation ancestor, why do you have to lie in this muddy water?"

Yang Jian frowned slightly, but he didn't get angry, he just said: "Heaven is in trouble, how can Yang Jian just sit idly by. Monkey King, I respect you as a character, why don't you come to plead guilty with me, the Jade Emperor will be lenient."

Brother Hou stretched his waist: "If you have the guts, let the Jade Emperor invite me."

Yang Jian shook his head, "That's an offence!"

When the fight started, I naturally couldn't ask Xiao Tiangou to help Yang Jian, so I took out a pumpkin sledgehammer and hit Gouzi.Sensing my sneak attack, Xiao Tian jumped into the air and flipped, and when he landed again, he turned into a soft and cute dimpled boy, holding a scimitar.I go!In my heart, the Jade Rabbit should look like this!

I slammed it with a sledgehammer, and said seriously: "Don't think that the beauty trick can make me fall for it! I won't have any more nosebleeds!"

Xiaotian: "...No, I haven't."

Me: "Stop talking nonsense, let's fight!"

I want to prove to Brother Hou that I won't show mercy just because of a beautiful man!It's really hard to fight, from the sky to the ground, it's almost like going to the sea. As a Wang Jiang, the fighting power is so high for Mao Xiaotian.Giant spirit god, you are worse than Xiaotian dog, are you ashamed!And the looks of all the men in Tianting are really no better than Xiaotian...

I wanted to get away quickly to see Brother Hou, so I shamelessly pointed behind Xiaotian and shouted: "Look, Xiaotian, it's a bitch!"

Xiaotian remained motionless: "Did you misunderstand me?"

I used magic to conjure up a roast chicken, and shook the dog in front of me: "Look, it's chicken legs!"

Xiaotian: "..."

It seemed that I couldn't attract him, and I was still struggling. I glanced and saw a black light flashing in the clouds.A huge black iron chain like a boa constrictor quickly protruded out, one turned into dozens, I watched in shock as the chain shot towards Brother Monkey.I immediately dropped the roaring dog and summoned somersaulting cloud to run back to Huaguo Mountain!

Seeing that Brother Hou had fainted and was entangled in chains, Yang Jian put away his weapon and stood aside.Although the plot is familiar to the heart, how can we remain indifferent.Angrily, I swung the pumpkin hammer and smashed it at Yang Jian. The Taishang Laojun, the bull-nosed old man, took advantage of the melee between Brother Monkey and Yang Jian, and used a diamond to attack him. It was despicable and shameless! [Author: You just wanted to sneak attack Xiao Tiangou, hello. 】

Seeing my attack, Yang Jian retreated half a step, caught the handle of my hammer with one palm, and didn't fight back, just said: "Miss Xinyu, run quickly. The immortals will come down and take Sun Wukong away in a while."

I turned my head to look at Brother Hou, my nose was sore, I knew I was not Erlang's opponent.He didn't want to beat me up either, and after a while, Xiao Tiangou came back and followed Yang Jian in the form of a white-haired dog.

Yang Jian said: "When Monkey King fell down earlier, let me let you go, and he will bear all the blame."

I retracted my weapon and threw myself on Brother Hou: "I won't go!"

Yang Jian pretended to be vicious: "Are you going?"

I gritted my teeth and shouted: "Don't go! I want to be with Brother Monkey!"

The super fierce appearance didn't scare me away, Yang Jian returned to the appearance of a gentleman, "He is a monster who values ​​affection, so let's go to the heaven to plead guilty together."

……

When Brother Hou woke up, he and I were tied together, seeing me greet him, his eyes widened.

"Ugly girl?"

"Please call me Xinyu, thank you."

"Didn't I ask that three-eyed boy to let you go!" Brother Monkey was furious.

"No, no, I want to come by myself."

"You're retarded!"

"...This, isn't this a blessing to share and a hardship to share! I am much better than your sworn brothers." I was dissatisfied and pouted.

Brother Hou was also tortured by me and lost his temper. Knowing that he woke up, the heavenly soldiers immediately pressed us to the Lingxiao Palace.The gods in the hall looked at us as if they were welcoming guests.I didn't see Yang Jian, but I saw Nezha at a glance.A good-looking man really shines everywhere, the third prince's eyes met mine, I wanted to smile, but he already looked away.

Quite indifferent!

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother took turns to question the crimes. Brother Hou just dozed off and said a single sentence during the whole process.The annoyed Jade Emperor pushed Brother Hou onto the demon-slaying stage. I watched with dead eyes that all the gods had nothing to do with Brother Hou until the Taishang Laojun took the initiative to invite Ying.

Come and tell me why Taishang Laojun is also good-looking, this heaven is not a cowboy's shop!Silver hair and blue eyes, gentle and elegant, but those who squint are not kind.

Taishang Laojun: "Let's throw the monster monkey and this little jade demon into the alchemy furnace together."

When Brother Hou heard this, his tail would stand on end in anger: "What are you doing to her! Don't get involved in any way, you sissy!"

Taishang Laojun smiled: "She also has a share in stealing the elixir."

I tried to be brave for a while and said without admitting defeat: "So what if I eat it!"

So Brother Monkey and I were thrown into the gossip furnace, and what's funny is that we were thrown into different directions——

An inextinguishable flame was burning in the suffocating and hot airtight space, and the breath of the elixir penetrated into every pore. I felt my mind was shaken, and my mana could not be condensed. The surrounding became hotter and hotter, and there was nowhere to hide.It just occurred to me that Brother Monkey can be tempered into piercing eyes, but I'm afraid he can only be refined into stone slag?

I screamed and slapped and my hands burned quickly.Seeing that a large group of flames were about to swallow me, I was so scared that I cried, and the flames dissipated in an instant, and the familiar embrace surrounded me.I looked in horror at the monkey brother who came over, his hairy face was even redder from the smoke.

"Wow, brother monkey, how did you find me!?"

"Excellent! You are crying like that, it's so noisy, I'm afraid you can hear your ghosts and wolves outside the stove."

I held my mouth shut, Brother Hou asked me to change into my original form, I didn't dare to say more and did as soon as possible.After turning into jade and shrinking, I was carried in his pocket by him, and I was instantly refreshed, and I didn't suffer any injuries.

I don't know how long I was practiced, during which I kept chatting with Brother Hou.I was worried that he would not be able to hold on, after all he could not get out of this alchemy furnace, he was only released when the time came.

"I found a good place. There is only wind but no fire. Don't be afraid if you can't catch fire."

"Really all right?"

"It's just that the wind is too hot for the eyes!"

"..." Congratulations, your piercing eyes are probably about to arrive.

I was still sleepy that day, when there was a sudden loud noise, followed by Brother Monkey's wild laughter.I changed form and came out of his pocket, and the alchemy room was in a mess. After a while, Brother Hou dismantled the place into scum, and smashed it casually with the golden cudgel in his hand. The Taishang Laojun and Daotong disappeared long ago.

Brother Hou's eyes are bright, and he has his own gold and red eye shadow. He is inexplicably handsome and charming.Annoyed when he saw the gossip stove, he kicked the stove down to the sky.I was about to persuade, but I took a step too late. I sighed as I watched the stove fly down like a ball of fire.The Huoyan Mountain in the 81 disaster, but you poked it out yourself, brother monkey, cover your face.

"go!"

"Where are you going, Brother Monkey?"

"Lingxiao Palace!"

Sure enough, I still have to fight there. I don’t know if there will be a pit for me under the Five Elements Mountain...

It was discovered that the monster monkey was reborn from the ashes, all the civil officials in the hall ran away, the military officers stepped forward to encircle and suppress, and the heavenly soldiers and generals cheered in a circle.I was turned on my back, and I saw the six fairies running away surrounded by the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. Why is there one less?Still in doubt, the shadow of a sword approached. I blocked it with a pumpkin hammer, only to find out that it was Zixia.

"I was about to lure Zixia to Brother Hou to deal with it, but I found that Brother Hou had already fought with Li Tianwang. I had no choice but to face this face-slapping madman by myself, and I always felt a dull pain in my face.

Zixia: "I didn't expect you and that monkey to be so courageous."

I proudly puffed up my chest: "If you are afraid, go, I can spare you!"

Zixia sneered: "Who is afraid of you shameless goblin."

Ben was still arrogant towards me, but he suddenly turned his eyes and smiled, and put away the purple light sword, "Third Prince, I will leave this to you."

What?I turned around in panic, and saw Nezha looking at me coldly with the Qiankun circle.It turned out that Zixia just wanted to hold me back so that my brothers would escort the leader away, and then Nezha came to help again, and I was put on the same page.Coincidentally, at this moment, Brother Hou was also overwhelmed by Li Jing's Linglong Tower.

"Little Yushi, I'll catch you before you put your hands up."

"What's the benefit of my surrender? Otherwise, you, you let me pull my little hand, and I let you make a move?"

"Slick tongue, looking for death."

I hurriedly went around the hall to hide, and said while running: "I think you should help your father! Your father's tower is about to blow up!"

Nezha probably wanted to beat me to death with the Qiankun circle, but unexpectedly, just after I finished speaking, the exquisite pagoda that restrained Brother Hou was stretched and exploded into fireworks with a bang.Li Tianwang blew his beard and stared angrily, but he was even more afraid of Brother Hou's golden cudgel, so he hurried over and dragged his son away. Nezha, who was being pulled by his father, twitched his mouth, but I blew him a kiss~

Brother Hou laughed a few times, jumped to sit on the seat of the Jade Emperor, and waved at me: "Come on, come and sit on the throne of the Queen Mother!"

Just as I was about to try it, a sound transmission came from thousands of miles outside the hall.

"Bold monkey head, how can you, a little demon, be able to sit on the position of the Jade Emperor?"

"Who is stopping me!"

The author has something to say: Panda reminder, player Nezha, your father has been forcibly killed by a monkey jumping over the tower. 【Hello

Zixia is arrogant, don't doubt it, the heroine's script is more secure than Xinyu 23333333

I have wanted to write the eye shadow of Brother Monkey for a long time!Golden red!Evil and coquettish! 【shut up