[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

I regret that I missed the difficulty of Shituoling, because listening to Zhu Bajie's description, I feel like a big pot of dog's blood has been stewed. Unfortunately, I don't have the blessing to be the front row of the people who eat melons.Zhu Bajie made the gossip gossip, but Brother Hou sneered and complained all the time, constantly talking about those bodhisattvas who didn't take good care of their mounts and relatives, so they knew that they would go down to the world every day.

Especially the mount of Manjusri Bodhisattva, the castrated lion actually went down to earth twice, and this time it fell into a love triangle.

According to the gossip analysis I heard, the restored theater looks like this:

As the boss of the Three Demons, the Lion Man is secretly in love with the White Elephant, but the Dapeng Man is deeply in love with the White Elephant.This single arrow fight is really very simple and easy to understand. Because of various reasons such as being castrated and not wanting to destroy the harmony of the team, the lion man reluctantly rejected the courtship of the white elephant girl.

However, the fact is that even if he rejected the love of the white elephant girl, the lion man did not end well.Knowing that Bai Xiang's sister failed in her confession, the Dapeng man was so angry that he went to the lion man to challenge him.

Therefore, the Three Overlords of Shituoling collapsed in advance before the tour group passed by.This fight lasted for ten days and ten nights, and Dapeng's male skill was superior. Baixiang's sister was worried that Dapeng's male would hurt the lion's man, so she stood up and blocked a trick, and then she passed out. wake up.

The lion man and the big peng man are so regretful, watching the white elephant girl every day to shed tears.Then, they turned their ideas on Tang Seng, thinking that as long as they use his flesh and blood, they will definitely wake up Bai Xiangnu.Therefore, as soon as the tourist group set foot on Shituoling, they were followed by them.

It seems that an earth-shattering battle is inevitable, but when the style of painting changes, the lion man is not going to snatch someone, but begging obediently.The tourist group, who is soft but not tough, agrees to help rescue the white elephant girl because of Tang Seng's compassion.

Because he had dealt with the lion man when he was in the Wuji country before, Tang Seng expressed his willingness to cut the flesh and let blood to feed the white elephant girl.Brother Hou firmly disagreed, so he ran to the sky to ask the Supreme Lord for the golden pill. It happened that he also visited me at this time, and I was in a coma at Nezha's house.

It took more than a dozen trips before Brother Hou got the prescription.After soaking Bai Xiangnu in the medicine pond for a month, she woke up.Probably because it slipped through the circle of life and death, the whole elephant became more transparent, and no longer attached to small love and small love. After listening to Tang Seng's analysis of the love triangle from various aspects, he poured Buddhism, talked about great love, and talked about dedication and sacrifice. In this case, the White Elephant Girl is a Buddhist.

She voluntarily returned to Puxian Bodhisattva's side and served as a mount to end the fate.

When Bai Xiangnu left, Dapeng was furious, thinking that Tang Seng was playing tricks.Brother Monkey had a big fight with this lovelorn brother, and halfway through the fight, he was greatly disturbed by Tathagata. Dapeng Man was captured and returned, and finally only Lion Man was left guarding Shituoling alone.Tang Seng is a kind boy, and he stayed here to enlighten the other party for three days and three nights, and finally this dear friend also became a Buddhist.

I was eating sesame seed cakes and listening to the twists and turns of the plot, and I almost threw Zhu Bajie a few copper coins to applaud him.

Now, I look at Tang Seng's eyes must be full of respect, all the way west to learn scriptures, after experiencing a broken love, his brainwashing skills are getting stronger and stronger.

In addition to Shituoling, I also missed the event of praying for rain in Fengxian County, but Zhu Bajie said that there is nothing bright here.I said, what do you people think of learning Buddhist scriptures!Do you want something brighter?

In short, the progress bar of the tour group has reached more than half now, and we have reached the border of Tianzhu Kingdom. We entered Yuhua Prefecture before the city gate was closed.The envoy was met at the embassy, ​​and we were arranged to meet the king the next day.

The next day, the royal palace——

The king and queen entertained the tourist group, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.So much so that Zhu Bajie drank too much and started all kinds of bragging about learning from the scriptures.Brother Hou and I looked at him numbly with the expression of you continuing to pretend, but Zhu Bajie didn't receive our contemptuous eyes. He opened and closed his long mouth, and his words were better than his singing.Comrade Tianpeng would really be resigned if he didn't become a storyteller.

The king's family was very happy to be fooled, and the meal was eaten from dusk to night.The customs clearance document has not been stamped yet, so I just listen to bragging.

Brother Hou began to pluck his sleeves: "Master, I can't take it anymore, I have to beat this pig up today!"

Tang Seng held Brother Hou's arm lovingly, shook his head and said, "Wukong, as a senior brother, you have to be considerate of Ba Jie. He is usually talkative and eats a lot. Let him relax when it's time to relax."

Brother Monkey: "I'm afraid he'll let go too much, and don't even know who I am!"

Even though he said so, Brother Hou still didn't do anything, and endured his junior bragging.

It was because of Zhu Bajie's nonsense that he aroused the king's interest and wanted his three children to come to learn art from a teacher.Tang Seng wanted to refuse, fearing that it would delay the time to learn the scriptures, but the king's hospitable attitude and sincere request made him soften for a while.In the end, he agreed to stay here for a month and teach his three children how to defend themselves.

As for teaching Kung Fu, except for Tang Seng, anyone can do it.But the king has only three children, and the one-to-one teaching mode definitely only needs three masters.Originally, I wanted to use guessing to decide, and the one who lost would be taught.It's just that Tang Seng felt that this was not good, and thought that the prince should choose the master, so this caused the current situation.

In the school grounds, Brother Hou and the others stood in a row, waiting to be selected, like Chinese cabbage in a vegetable market.

I thought the king's children were three princes, but I didn't expect the third child to be a little princess.The three princesses have bright eyes and are innocent and innocent. They are Zhu Bajie's favorite style.Zhu Bajie recommended himself to her in all kinds of ways, and he was only about to swallow himself alive.The little princess leaned forward and backward with a smile, thinking he was very interesting, and then chose Xiao Bailong.

The little white dragon who was inexplicably selected was terrified: "Me?"

Zhu Bajie: "...Junior brother, please leave the group, I beg you."

Xiao Bailong immediately stated that he could not get along with girls, and 1 of them were unwilling, as if he was being forced into prostitution.

It was so sad, I couldn't help but help him out: "Third Princess, it's like this, Xiaolong is allergic to women, if he teaches you, I'm afraid the effect will not be good."

The third princess: "It doesn't matter, as long as you give advice from the side, don't you have to be skin-to-skin to teach kung fu?"

Xiao Bailong: "...It seems to be such a reason."

The third princess: "I will choose you, Master!"

Soon, the third princess led a group of servants and pushed the little white dragon to another school ground.Now only the eldest prince and the second prince are left, seeing that there is no girl to get, Zhu Bajie immediately showed a lifeless look.

I pulled his ears and reprimanded him in a low voice: "It's too obvious that you dislike him! Give those two princes some face!"

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes: "They are both good-looking, of course you will save face."

I put on a serious face and said disdainfully, "I'm a family man, how can I covet other people's beauty."

The First Prince looked about the same age as Hong Haier, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy with a handsome appearance, and he looked a little familiar.The second prince looked a little younger by one or two years, more lively.At the request of the second prince, we each took out our weapons and played a few moves.So, I, who was holding a pumpkin hammer, was naturally left out. The first prince chose Brother Hou, and the second prince chose Zhu Bajie.

I am not satisfied!

Giving up on the first prince, I glared at the second prince who was playing with a rake, and protested: "I accept the choice of the golden cudgel! What is the operation of the optional nail rake! My gourd hammer is obviously much taller than the guy who farms!"

"Resign yourself to fate, girl, your weapon is not as good as mine... Bah! My nine-toothed rake is obviously a treasure, okay! Don't you just stick two sticks into two watermelons? It's too ordinary!"

We hurt each other a few words with Zhu Bajie, I snorted, ignored him, and turned around and dragged Drifting to study pork recipes.

The whole day passed by with nothing to do, and the only achievement was probably to follow Sha Ge to research the recipe of cold lotus root. Not to mention the taste is not bad, Xiao Tang even ate a bowl.When dusk approached, I paralyzed in the room and wandered, the voice of the maid woke me up, and I got up from the bed like a soft snake, only to see five or six maids bringing a lot of delicious food to me.

I was a little surprised, looking at those exquisite cakes, before I could ask, the maid who took the lead saluted me, and said softly: "Girl, these are sent to you by the eldest prince's servants."

Ugh?

"Eldest prince? Why? Do they all have Xiao Tang?"

The maids looked at each other and smiled, and said: "This is the only one. Since it is given to the girl, it is of course the eldest prince's reason. Please use it slowly."

Well, since the food is brought, I will not refuse.I didn't get into the reason, I called Tang Monk and Sand Monk to eat, and the three with apprentices didn't have good food, hum.I have no apprentices to teach, so I am very free.I even took time to go back to Huaguo Mountain, and brought peaches to the Heavenly Court for Nezha, but unfortunately, he wasn't there.

I didn't see the lotus root that I was thinking about, so I placed those fruits in his bedroom, and gave the rest to Zixia and the others.These gods seem to be used to seeing me, an evildoer that shuttles through the heavens.

After delivering the gifts, I can only go back to Yuhua State to eat, drink and lie down.

Magically, on these days when I have nothing to do, luxurious little treats arrive every afternoon.And the person who ordered the food to be delivered has always been the First Prince. I ate it with peace of mind at first, but it wasn't until recently when the maid sent beautiful clothes and gold and silver jewelry that I realized something was wrong.Isn't this the way to chase girls in a very simple way!Buy buy buy, give away!

Thinking of this level, I wanted to go and talk to Brother Hou. After all, he is the master of the First Prince, so what should he know?These cheap masters have been busy teaching their apprentices recently, so they seldom chat with me.

As soon as I stepped out of the door, I saw a large group of people carrying the little white dragon who twitched and rolled his eyes and ran past me, followed by the third princess who turned pale with fright.Immediately, I turned around and headed towards the little white dragon.I asked the third princess what was going on, her eyes were flushed, and she said that because she practiced archery for a few days, she was finally able to hit the bull's-eye, and she was so happy that she hugged Xiao Bailong.

The unsuspecting little white dragon died directly.

Reluctantly, I took out allergy medicine and applied it to Xiaobailong, and carefully instructed the third princess on the rules of raising a dragon. She listened carefully, and even wrote it down with a brush.

"I'm really sorry, I thought he was just not close to women, and deliberately said that he couldn't get close to women. I didn't expect it to be true. I will definitely never mess with Master again in the future!"

"Okay, I believe you didn't murder Master Xiaolong on purpose, and he is almost used to allergies."

I rubbed her head, and said a few more words of comfort, and confirmed that Xiao Bailong was fine, so I had time to find Brother Hou.

When he ran to the school grounds, he happened to see Brother Hou instructing the eldest prince to use a sword.As the first monkey who is proficient in all eighteen kinds of martial arts, I don't think it's strange to teach his disciples to use swords, even if I can accept ribbons.Seeing me trotting over, the eldest prince practicing sword over there seemed to have sensed it, and turned his head to look at me.

The elegant young man smiled at me, subconsciously, I also returned a bright smile.Brother Hou told him to continue playing with the sword, and jumped in front of me in twos and threes.

"What are you doing here? Don't lie dead?"

Automatically ignoring Brother Monkey's complaints, I stared at him seriously: "Brother Monkey, I suspect that the First Prince is interested in me."

I was ready to be laughed at by Brother Monkey, but he laughed and admitted it. "Sending things for so many days, you finally realized it! You idiot!"

I was dumbfounded: "Here, you didn't tell him that I have someone?"

Monkey Brother: "I already said that, but that kid just wants to give it away. How can I beat him up? If you don't give it away, you don't give it away. Anyway, you just eat it."

How can I eat this!Once I know what the other person wants, I can't eat it with peace of mind.

I said sincerely: "I don't seem to have anything to attract him, do I?"

Brother Monkey: "I think so too! Stupid, crying and troublesome!"

Me: "...Hi!"

Brother Monkey: "If you don't understand, you can ask him yourself."

Me: "No, I'd better learn how to cook from Brother Sha."

If the other party doesn't tell me clearly, I'd better play dumb.In the next few days, I didn't eat the snacks sent by the eldest prince, and all the gold and silver jewelry were returned.

One day, I went to deliver the pancakes I made to Brother Monkey, passing by the school grounds, and saw the eldest prince falling asleep leaning against a stake.There are no servants to wait on the side, and mortals may catch a cold like this.After thinking about it, I went over and poked him.Maybe the force was too light, but he didn't wake up. He frowned slightly, moved his posture slightly, and continued to sleep.

Looking at his face, an inexplicable, wordless sense of familiarity lingered in my heart.Did I, where did I see him?

When I saw him for the first time, I felt a little familiar.The eyebrows, the shape of the face, the gentle demeanor... by accident, I cast a spell and began to trace the boy's past life.

The picture freezes in his previous three lives, and a gentle woman with a hint of melancholy between her brows appears in front of my eyes.

Fuck?Sister Wraith?

The author has something to say: The small theater——

Clairvoyance: Not good!Miss Xinyu is going to cheat!Since you want to cheat, why not cough...

Shunfeng Er: I think you don't want to live, I don't think so, why don't you keep watching secretly?

Nezha: What?

Clairvoyance: Wipe!Brother, when did you come back, why didn't I see it. [The pig screams in shock

Nezha: When you are fascinated by Xinyu.

Clairvoyance: ... [The expression gradually disappears

Shunfeng Er: Cough cough, that, no, little brother, look at the one in your family, I'm afraid you want it?Clairvoyance really does nothing!

Nezha: I know, she has a sense of proportion.By the way, she sent the fruit from Huaguo Mountain before, do you want to eat it?

Shunfeng Er: Thank you, brother!Single dogs should eat dog food!gone!Stupid! 【Drag away the clairvoyance covering your face】